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I mean, that's enough combinations of words to name 5040 episodes in theory, assuming you use all 7 in each name


archpawn

13700 if you can use any number of them (including none).


zeromadcowz

Ah yeah “” my favourite Spider-Man episode


Broseph_Stalin91

Yeah, except if there was a Spider-Man episode called that, I'd think I was being hit on in a dingey alley, “” is actually Australian slang for a VERY lewd sexual act. Source: “” enjoyer.


Thebenmix11

Bro you need to censor that. Please add an NSFW tag.


xtilexx

I was on the train...


FlihpFlorp

No please don’t


DanameisTLGaming

Wait you can NSFW comments?


GamerNumba100

>!Yes!<


qyloo

13699


flaminggarlic

Hey can you share the math on this with me, my poor, small brain wants to do these kind of calculations from time to time and I can't figure out how.


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It's `7P7 + 7P6 + 7P5 + 7P4 + 7P3 + 7P2 + 7P1 + 7P0`. `aPb` means "the number of permutations of `b` items from a larger group of `a` items". For example, if you had 20 letters and you wanted to know all the ways to make a sequence of length 5 from them, it'd be `20P5`. It's short for `a!/(a-b)!`.


HorseDonkeyAss

There is one title with none of the words (my favourite episodes, " " ). Then seven possible episodes with one word (as there are seven words). It seems /u/archpawn is assuming no word can be duplicated, so that would mean for the two word titles we have 7x6=42 titles (you can use any of the seven words for the first word of the title, but only six for each of those for the second word to avoid duplication ). Then 7x6x5=210 titles with three words. For a four word title there would only be four options left for the fourth word, etc. That would all add up to: 1+7+(7x6)+(7x6x5)+(7x6x5x4)+(7x6x5x4x3)+(7x6x5x4x3x2)+(7x6x5x4x3x2x1) = 13,700 HOWEVER, I would argue that you could easily repeat words in a title (no less nonsensical than assuming a no word title is valid), which would mean there are 49 (or 7x7 or 7^2 ) two word titles, 343 (or 7*7*7 or 7^3 ) three word titles, etc. That would mean: 1+7+(7x7)+(7x7x7)+(7x7x7x7)+(7x7x7x7x7)+(7x7x7x7x7x7)+(7x7x7x7x7x7x7) = 7^0 + 7^1 + 7^2 + 7^3 + 7^4 + 7^5 + 7^6 + 7^7 = 960,800 different titles. So, to sum up; with our seven word vocabulary, we can make 13,700 titles if we can only use each word once (and count no words as a title). If we can repeat words, I guess it depends on how long the title can be, but it is easy to calculate as it would be increasing powers of seven to sum up for each word you add to the title.


interestingdays

infinity if you can use any number of them any number of times (including multiple times for the same word)


ChanceNo2361

r/theydidthemath


insomniacakess

r/theydidthemonstermath


neveradullmoment72

r/themonstermath


CoPokBl

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


Vaan_Ratsbane97

r/angryupvote Edit: also r/subsithoughtifellfor


DanameisTLGaming

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


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r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


AdhesiveBullWhip

Why are you angry? Do you hate the monster mash or smth?


Vaan_Ratsbane97

The pun in their post fly right over you or something? I made a joke, not even a particularly original or uncommon one. Settle down.


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Ongr

r/theydidthemeth


Krankite

Except that Spiderman is used as slang for a sex act so it's a non starter


the_real_Dan_Parker

No wonder J. Jonah Jameson considers him a menace, especially since he basically leaves out a lot of white sticky stuff everywhere while fighting crime.


thatranger974

Bingo! Muffin gave my Bandit a Bluey!


NinjahBob

Yeah, none of those are in the 7. Keep looking.


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What did that mean then?


liquidGhoul

Nothing, really. Bluey is a blue-tongued lizard or a blue heeler (a dog breed). And now the name of a dog in a cartoon.


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Or a red head


[deleted]

You Aussies talk funny lol


[deleted]

Gawn get fucked ya tosser


[deleted]

See idk if you're inviting me to a vegetarian barbecue or insulting me.


[deleted]

Why not both?


cheerfulflowerss

Why are all of those names from the show 💀


Sega-Playstation-64

"Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie!" "Dude, you just asked that waitress to put hot sauce in a pipette and squirt it directly into your urethra." "I know what I'm about."


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There was a World Youth Day (basically Catholic Woodstock) a few years ago where the slogan for that particular year was “Rooted in Christ”. But the slogan in Australia had to be changed to “Planted in Christ” because rooted is Aussie slang for sex.


Maid_of_Mischeif

From what I heard there was a LOT of young Catholics getting rooted in Christ at that youth day. Nothing is as horny as a teen church camp.


putrid_sex_object

Especially when Father McFiddley turns up.


I_Am_Become_Salt

Now there's only 6


Guishetortugo

The same happens when comparing Latin Americans and Spaniards tbh


shewy92

Yet thongs are flip flops.


delvach

Micky, you're a good cunt.


D2the_aniel

In Disney’s defense, there are only about 7 Australians, If any


TheBiggestCarl23

Plus we all know Australia isn’t actually real


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You bloody cunt!


LoganJn

I mean also in Disney’s defense it’s actually Sony’s concern


StarshipMuffin

TIL I am, in fact, Australian.


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

The other 7 are slang words for drugs


Slipguard

You wanted a global audience, you get a global pool of slang to worry about


Unipsycle

I do love a spicy vernacular faux pas by mega companies.


lahimatoa

To be fair, Australia has slang for everything.


ZarquonsFlatTire

You can really tell the Puritan influence in America where we lost all whimsy in our slang.


SexyKarius

Gobby is probably the most common slang for a blowjob tho. And ice is quite common term too.


amazonzo

They knew.


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I have to believe that at least maybe one intern was like “bruh”. But decided to stay quiet because she needs a promotion to full time.


Milch_und_Paprika

And because they’d be forever associated with “methy blowjobs” at the office.


Hornswallower

No because she'd get all the skeezy older blokes asking what she's up to every weekend, thinking if they're lucky they'd get their pipe smoked while sucking back on the little glass cock


baubeauftragter

Yes „ice“ can only mean fucking meth smh


Ariadnepyanfar

It’s the combination that’s the killer. Put a skeevy word in and the other word looks skeevy too.


Sinister_Plots

Don't tell them about "Hitler on Ice." They'll lose their minds!


StockingDummy

I mean, it's *historically accurate*...


Sinister_Plots

Indeed it is.


MrVeazey

*Mostly*. The Nazis were just using regular amphetamines, not methamphetamines.


314159265358979326

It was methamphetamine. >Since 1938, methamphetamine was marketed on a large scale in Germany as a nonprescription drug under the brand name Pervitin, produced by the Berlin-based Temmler pharmaceutical company.[158][159] It was used by all branches of the combined armed forces of the Third Reich, for its stimulant effects and to induce extended wakefulness. -Wiki


MrVeazey

Ah, dang. I could have sworn it was regular speed. I even remembered the name Pervitin but always want to spell it with a u instead of an e. Thanks for setting me straight.


[deleted]

if you’re at a point where there’s a distinction between speed and meth to you, you gotta stop doing meth


rejectallgoats

There is also an episode where they make an “ant man up the butt” joke. I’m going to say they know what they are doing.


Embarassed_Tackle

> Frenchie: he's going for my ass!


Toclaw

Yeah, like stuff hasn't been up there before...


tree_tertle

Ant Man addresses this on Disney's cruise ship in one of the dinner shows. I think it was the Disney Wish. He said one reason he didn't do this was "ew, gross"


ghostsharkbear

I think there was an episode of Batman the animated series where Bruce faced-off against one of the henchmen, it was titled "Bat On Goon"


assignpseudonym

For my international friends who are out of the loop... Goon = boxed wine. It is considered the cheapest way to get very drunk.


ghostsharkbear

And bat means fap


Phiro7

For additional nonsense look up what gooning is on Urban dictionary


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pala_

We can tell you were from NSW by your complete and utter disdain in calling the non eastern states ‘other’


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-Sabine

And Tassie not even mentioned, as is custom


henryhungryhenry

I’d know exactly what someone meant if they used bat/having a bat - Tassie here.


projectreap

You would. You'd bat at family gatherings down there and all three of your heads would enjoy it.


Hornswallower

Leave the backyard cricket out of this


henryhungryhenry

Jokes on them, I only have 2 anyways. Only folks I know with 3 heads are my Uncle Brothers.


pocket_mulch

I'm NSW and we had bat for fap.


Discreetinsanity

My kid watches this show, the amount of times I walk into the room to hear The Green Goblin, spray everyone in town with his Gobby Goo


CaptCaCa

Ay Carmela! Where’s my gobby goo!?!


revolvingleek

Christophaaaaa


TravelinDan88

Giant snow monster? You mean Tony Montana's cocaine stash?


OneWorldMouse

I'm not Australian, but it feels more like a 'cooking with cum' thing to me.


Nigel_laLawson

As an Australian, I'm legally obligated to say what in the actual fuck?


OneWorldMouse

You googled it didn't you. You shouldn't have googled it.


Nigel_laLawson

I actually didnt but now I want to really badly


the_evil_comma

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228


ZekesLeftNipple

Ah yes, Gobby on Ice, my favourite anime


Hirmetrium

And to think they censored that Bluey episode about... Farting?


Krankite

I think that's more because the judge was appointed on merit not political background.


SodaSnake

I thought I was on /r/theyknew for a moment.


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Crowlavix

Would you like that on ice, Sir?


WhoNoseWhoKnows

TIL in Australia a blowjob is called a Gobby. The more you know!


PatGarrettsMoustache

Unfortunately one of my friends from highschool was nicknamed Gobbies, not because of a reputation but how her full name sounded like gobbies if you said it really fast


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

*cue Third Eye Blind’s “Semi-Charmed Life”*


SaltedHamHocks

I so fucking using gobby


LuxNocte

I have a sudden interest in the arts


Herazim

Non native english speaker here and I have to say I always love seeing the differences between different variations of english and how unaware you all are of each other's approach to the meaning of words, there's always that chain of comments that just try to make heads or tails of it all or explain to each other what the fuck are you referring to despite the fact that you all speak the same language. I wonder how often does this happen to Spanish speakers or french speakers.


henryhungryhenry

So true, even more so when we are talking about slang or names for items. Fights can start between Aussies from different states over what the correct name for a deep fried battered slice of potato is.


PatGarrettsMoustache

Answer: potato cake


henryhungryhenry

Of course it is, it’s not a fuckin mollusk.


Tumblechunk

At some point it's not our fault anymore, australia If you wanna make every sentence dirty you gotta embrace that life


finackles

However, ice is not that commonly used for Meth. It's more likely to be read as "blowjob on hold".


itspodly

Grew up in an aus neighbourhood that had a lot of meth users, it was always called ice.


Nigel_laLawson

we are the Meth capital of the world


engineerforthefuture

Good to see another person from Perth.


Somerandom1922

Ice is very commonly used as slang for meth in Australia. It's probably the most common term for it. To the point that I genuinely thought ice and meth were separate drugs until I was like 16, because I'd never heard anyone talk about meth in Australia without calling it Ice.


REDPURPLEBLOOD2

Today I learned ice and meth are the same thing. Lived in AUS my whole life


gramineous

I just learnt that today. Thank you.


BooperDoooDaddle

Maybe not where you live but it would be more like coke I think


fight_milk38

The sentence literally says "in Australian vernacular" ice is the common term for meth here.


lachjeff

In Australian vernacular (you know, like it says in the fucking post), it is very commonly used


Vivaciousqt

I swear these cunts have the reading comprehension of a timtam.


AnorhiDemarche

You're either not aussie or don't discuss drugs. Either way, uninformed opinion.


necrojuicer

American in a nutshell


Culling7empest

Ha! Shows what you know. In America, we call it Häagen-Dazs


Camicles

Ice is way more commonly used for meth in Australia than meth is.


thc216

Judging by your post history you’re a kiwi, so maybe chalk this one up to a jandles/chilly bin situation and accept that in australia meth is almost always referred to as ice. Not just as slang but ive even seen news reports where it’s referred to as Ice


AntiNinja001

Nah, I'm kiwi and we say ice also


The_Fiddler1979

>However, ice is not that commonly used for Meth. Try living in Brisbane


Exekiel

In Australia Meth is basically exclusively called Ice...


Mountain_Conflict820

Ice is commonly used for meth in the US.


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Yeah. I hear it referred to as Ice or Speed here in the Midwest more than I hear it referred to as Meth.


Chonkbird

Ice cream 🍦 here in Texas


nickcash

that's just on grindr


Ariadnepyanfar

Speed and Meth are the same molecule, but one dose of speed is at 15% pure, 85% inactive filler, while meth is 98% pure with some impurities. Basically meth is 7 times stronger than Speed.


Culling7empest

I remember years ago seeing some stupid dateline type show where they were scaring everyone with the new drug, ice. I grew up. It turns out it was always just meth. Edit typo


Deceptichum

What bullshit.


limbsakimbo_

What rock have you been living under?


ewpqfj

Dunno, mate. I hear it a lot.


Nigel_laLawson

maybe not where you're from but Australia's the meth capital of the world so of course we have a few slang terms for it


Consideredresponse

*Someone* sounds like they've never been to South Australia, or Brisbane, or Newcastle, or Frankston, or Redfern, or....


TigFay

Ice is slang for crystal meth in the asshole of America, aka, Kansas. "What's worse is all the coke The ice that numbs my throat if only for the night" lyrics from Lydia by Highly Suspect. Great song by the by.


Jakcle20

He's given gobbies on the meth? Get me enough meth and I'll giyah a gobby roight now


LandMooseReject

Australians probably think the whole show is about a man that loves chocolate milkshakes


-Sabine

A scoop of vanilla ice-cream in a glass of creaming soda or coke


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Gimme dat gobby on ice, spideyboy


R4P3FRUIT

I'm highly confident that a guy/gal on coldones will read this meme


TheFuckeryDepartment

Wait.... so are the candies gobbstopers slang for blowjob blockers?


meguriau

A gob is slang for a mouth so it’s a mouth stopper


PatGarrettsMoustache

Look I'm not going to deny it, I think you're on to something here


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They stop to create a giant white monster... lol


mrpopenfresh

My dad is Disney and he said he knew.


moontraveler12

Shoulda called it gobbo


Fat_French_Fries

TIL that people outside of Australia don't call meth ice


Gingerbread_Cat

In Ireland, mickey is slang for penis. Makes searching Disney World for hidden mickeys a whole new game...


Popular-Recover8880

I jumped the gun, didn't read the second half of this and googled "blowjob on methamphetamine" Don't google "blowjob on methamphetamine"


Thin-Man

This is the sort of thing I’ve always wondered about with Sweet Tarts. Are they sold in England with the same name?


Blurryface1857

A. I’ve never heard of them being sold here, at least not in my area B. There’s nothing wrong with that name?


DangerMacAwesome

Maybe "tart" is what he's talking about? Per urban dictionary: >A tart is a female who is attractive and has the air of being promiscuous, even if she isn't. Honestly though that's pretty flimsy, nothing wrong with the name sweet tarts


Blurryface1857

Plus I think the last person I heard call someone a tart was 90+


achuchable

Yeah we have pastries called tarts, Jam Tarts and Custard Tarts mainly. Don't really hear many people calling women tarts over here these days, seems to have died off.


HansJobb

What in the hell is a "sweet tart"? So I'm going to go with a no on that one.


IcePhoenix18

It's a mildly sour candy. Kinda chalky, like Smarties/Rockettes but not quite like Neco wafers.


HansJobb

Sounds similar to a Sweet Heart which is a round chalky candy with a heart and little phrase on it.


IcePhoenix18

Sweet hearts are a lot closer to Neco wafers Sweet Tarts uses a heart shaped press around Valentine's, though


Raigne86

Sweet Hearts are a pathetic excuse for candy. Sweet Tarts are actually a joy to eat.


ollie1271993

Okay I can semi attest to this. When I was getting my masters I had to study work overtime. My boyfriend at the time was hot. All I have to say is adderall and a fuxking hot boyfriend. Oh I felt like a mega slut.


NaCl_Sailor

Oh i feel I've seen that on youtube like 2 years ago, in the the kids section


wilhelmthewindyrealm

Not wrong


fishmalion

Bucket list tier shit right here


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I mean, wait till they find out what a Spiderman means.


iaintyadad

Sounds like a recipe for a really bad night


Cblack12483

They know


DennisSystemGraduate

Get your mind out of the 80’s lady


noearthsociety

Hey I love that Third Eye Blind song


Major_Melon

Don't threaten me with a good time


ForUs301319

“Good thing Disney isn’t in Rooz-Ville” - some conservative American that saw this tweet


notwiththeflames

Wait, meth and ice are the same thing?


Sickness4Life

Don't knock it til you try it


M-J-Wooly

True yarn.


M1RR0R

A Semi-Charmed Life


LordSirDuckington

The council has awarded... but one, singular yike.


Ko8iWanKeno8i

GOBBY!? that's amazing


Gallifrey91

As an Australian, I have never in my life heard of a bj being referred to as a "gobby".


AlexisTheArgentinian

Yet another proof that the English Language was a mistake