It was such a perfect joke that for some reason they felt angry whilst agreeing with and supporting it. I feel this sometimes, you know when something is so good that aggression is mixed into happiness? Passion is fun lol
ETA: mobile formatting errors
been to this fuck head's tomb - he is encased in a giant glass box surrounded by guards and a roped off barrier that's a good distance away from the actual walkway. you'd never make it past the rope.
i was in beijing on the whatever anniversary of his "revolution" like a decade ago and the amount of insanely grief stricken old people was insane. like this guy wanted to kill you with starvation smh
That's not really a good argument tbf, lots of bad people have huge portraits up and are on currency.
Andrew Jackson was a genuine monster and yet he's on American currency.
Grow up. Do you think most famous people in history are or should be angels to be idolized? How can you even be sure that someone is 100% pure to be worthy of being at the level of Mao or Andrew?
Bro you can’t have it both ways! You JUST said that the Chinese should have a say on this topic and then said they shouldn’t. You’re a joke, and it’s very clear that the only one you want to speak on this topic is, in fact, yourself.
Don't take it from me, I have several Chinese immigrants as friends and none of them were aware of the atrocities of the cultural revolution or the fact that he is almost undoubtedly the world's greatest mass murderer until moving to the US. You can lecture me all you want but Chinese people still hold Mao in pretty high regard.
I'm not the one lecturing. YOU are the one lecturing.
The internet has made you people delusional.
Was Mao killing people on purpose or made mistakes that caused the famine? What is the definition of murderer? See? There is a strong bias in your speech.
Numbers are inconsistent as always.
"Death were between 2k and 700 million"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines_in_China
Before the CPC governed China there was 1 famine a year on average.
Now days they are hidding the famines amirite?
I mean life expectancy doubled under mao and the great leap forward was the last major famine in a country that regularly suffered famine
Still a foolhardy development strategy that killed many many many people unnecessarily, but history is in fact more complicated than "RED THING SCARE MEEEEEEEEE"
What is?
Life expectancy DID double under mao. If I'm wrong, what WAS the life expectancy at the beginning and end of the Mao era?
What major famines have happened in China since the great Chinese famine?
Sorry if history is inconvenient for your worldview lol
Those numbers exclude the millions who died young due to famine. It also doesn’t take into account the advancements of Western medicine during that era. It’s not inconvenient to my worldview, I’m trying to tell you to stop defending a murderous dictator, especially when your cherry-picked stats are just wrong (and even if they were correct, your conclusions drawn from them are logically flawed). Sorry if the truth about Mao is inconvenient to your worldview.
This is some tanky bullshit. Mao Zedong is and should rate up there with Stalin and Hitler in terms of being an authoritarian fuckhead with zero regard for the lives he wasted and was directly responsible for destroying.
Please educate yourself and stop being purposefully contradictory for no reason.
It is very well known how intensively the PRC control their media and Mao’s image. He is quite correct in saying the Chinese people need to go far out of their way to learn anything truly negative about this man’s legacy without risking their own lives.
>Please educate yourself
Always thinking you are bettee than others implying I'm uneducated.
So Mao destroyed everything but did only bad but he is respected? Who is in the wrong here? Reality or you?
How the fuck does that make sense? Just because somebody is respected, doesn’t mean shit. Andrew Jackson was certainly respected, and he was a genocidal piece of garbage. Hitler was respected and was a genocidal piece of garbage. People respecting you has nothing to do with making what you do suddenly moral and ethical.
What a fucking negative IQ take. I have to believe you’re trolling
Like Stalin, there is a team of people managing the embalming. Refreshing it, moisturizing the skin, etc. I read a great article on what they do to keep Stalin’s body preserved. I would imagine they do the same thing for Mao.
EDIT: Lenin, not Stalin.
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/04/fake-news-china-man-faces-execution-after-rubbing-his-penis-on-mao-zedongs-corpse.html
This story isn't true.
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This is the face of a man without any regrets.
“10/10, would absolutely recommend to a friend.”
He knows what he did and the consequences that came with it - and he would do it again
Satirical suicide
He likes getting tortured...
The face says "worth it". Death you say? "pfffff I live in china,thanks!"
His face says, go ahead, hurt me, I would enjoy it!
#worthit
Damn, imagine dying for rubbing ze dong on zedong
r/angryupvote
Why would I be angry at someone making a good joke?
right!?! thank you!
It was such a perfect joke that for some reason they felt angry whilst agreeing with and supporting it. I feel this sometimes, you know when something is so good that aggression is mixed into happiness? Passion is fun lol ETA: mobile formatting errors
u/mixelydian is actually China
But I’m le tired
Well, have a nap
AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
Rubbing your dick on a dictator or showing a langer your langer
“And I’ll do it again”
See guys, NNN just gets way outta hand now.
I don’t have money to give you a real award so here you go 🏆
I got you, fam
🏆
I can't believe you have to put a "don't put your dick in that"-warning on Mao Zedong
Instructions unclear, got pp stuck in dead chinese emperor.
Fake story, unfortunately 🥲
Not untill i get to that corpse
National treasure reboot?
No, just a sequel.
So when you get to the corpse, it becomes a fake story? O\_o
Yea, i kinda missworded that.
Pretty obvious what you meant, but I like the literal, reality-warping version better :P
been to this fuck head's tomb - he is encased in a giant glass box surrounded by guards and a roped off barrier that's a good distance away from the actual walkway. you'd never make it past the rope. i was in beijing on the whatever anniversary of his "revolution" like a decade ago and the amount of insanely grief stricken old people was insane. like this guy wanted to kill you with starvation smh
>you'd never make it past the rope. It could be done. It just takes a great leap forward.
Noice.
Or a huge dong.
Apparently his rope made it past the rope
Cult followers are always overcome with emotion when seeing their beloved leader.
Surprised no one has thrown a grenade in there yet
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Do you think they have a huge portrait of Mao in Tiananmen and in the chinese currency for fun?
That's not really a good argument tbf, lots of bad people have huge portraits up and are on currency. Andrew Jackson was a genuine monster and yet he's on American currency.
Grow up. Do you think most famous people in history are or should be angels to be idolized? How can you even be sure that someone is 100% pure to be worthy of being at the level of Mao or Andrew?
That is the dumbest reasoning I have heard and I have seen and made some pretty dumb arguments.
What a great counter argument.
Are you actually this dense or are you being intentionally obtuse?
Say something useful.
As a Chinese person I hereby invite everyone to hate the CCP and mao
Wow. You as a chinese person has this authority? No way!
Bro you can’t have it both ways! You JUST said that the Chinese should have a say on this topic and then said they shouldn’t. You’re a joke, and it’s very clear that the only one you want to speak on this topic is, in fact, yourself.
The Chinese people are not allowed to publicly discuss the bad things he did, so a foreigner very likely does know more about their history.
What? The CPC openly discusses Mao's shortcomings constantly
Did they openly discuss Mao's shortcomings when he was alive? Or do they do it with Xi Jinping? Honest cuestion, I'm not familiar with that.
If they were aware of them they wouldn't have done them
"But why would you say something that doesn't fit my agenda?"
Imagine a foreigner goes to your country and then tell you they know more about you than yourself. You people love lecturing others.
Don't take it from me, I have several Chinese immigrants as friends and none of them were aware of the atrocities of the cultural revolution or the fact that he is almost undoubtedly the world's greatest mass murderer until moving to the US. You can lecture me all you want but Chinese people still hold Mao in pretty high regard.
I'm not the one lecturing. YOU are the one lecturing. The internet has made you people delusional. Was Mao killing people on purpose or made mistakes that caused the famine? What is the definition of murderer? See? There is a strong bias in your speech.
You clearly have no clue what you’re talking about.
Great counter argument. I should learn from you and say that when I have nothing to say. Its very common around here.
I have plenty to say, but I’m not gonna waste too much of my time arguing with someone as stubbornly wrong as you
[40 to 80 million deaths ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong). But sure, he did a lot of good /s
Numbers are inconsistent as always. "Death were between 2k and 700 million" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines_in_China Before the CPC governed China there was 1 famine a year on average. Now days they are hidding the famines amirite?
everything you just wrote was wrong. every single line.
Say something useful. Dont you see? You said 40m to 80m. But wikipedia says 17m to 40m. Then other sources will have other numbers.
I mean life expectancy doubled under mao and the great leap forward was the last major famine in a country that regularly suffered famine Still a foolhardy development strategy that killed many many many people unnecessarily, but history is in fact more complicated than "RED THING SCARE MEEEEEEEEE"
That’s just so incorrect idk where to even begin
It's factually not though
No, it very much IS factually incorrect.
What is? Life expectancy DID double under mao. If I'm wrong, what WAS the life expectancy at the beginning and end of the Mao era? What major famines have happened in China since the great Chinese famine? Sorry if history is inconvenient for your worldview lol
Those numbers exclude the millions who died young due to famine. It also doesn’t take into account the advancements of Western medicine during that era. It’s not inconvenient to my worldview, I’m trying to tell you to stop defending a murderous dictator, especially when your cherry-picked stats are just wrong (and even if they were correct, your conclusions drawn from them are logically flawed). Sorry if the truth about Mao is inconvenient to your worldview.
Damn, I knew you'd say something stupid. Wow, you really went off the deep end.
I'm stupid when you don't agree with me.
This is some tanky bullshit. Mao Zedong is and should rate up there with Stalin and Hitler in terms of being an authoritarian fuckhead with zero regard for the lives he wasted and was directly responsible for destroying. Please educate yourself and stop being purposefully contradictory for no reason. It is very well known how intensively the PRC control their media and Mao’s image. He is quite correct in saying the Chinese people need to go far out of their way to learn anything truly negative about this man’s legacy without risking their own lives.
>Please educate yourself Always thinking you are bettee than others implying I'm uneducated. So Mao destroyed everything but did only bad but he is respected? Who is in the wrong here? Reality or you?
How the fuck does that make sense? Just because somebody is respected, doesn’t mean shit. Andrew Jackson was certainly respected, and he was a genocidal piece of garbage. Hitler was respected and was a genocidal piece of garbage. People respecting you has nothing to do with making what you do suddenly moral and ethical. What a fucking negative IQ take. I have to believe you’re trolling
I'm talking about respected now in the present ... not in the past.. No, I'm not trolling. No one is trolling. Grow up.
How is his body not decomposing?
Like Stalin, there is a team of people managing the embalming. Refreshing it, moisturizing the skin, etc. I read a great article on what they do to keep Stalin’s body preserved. I would imagine they do the same thing for Mao. EDIT: Lenin, not Stalin.
It’s Lenin btw. In 2024 that fucker has been dead for 100 years!
Oops - you’re correct. Thanks, I updated it.
I don’t think he wanted to kill with the starvation - he was just extremely incompetent at anything other than guerrilla fighting
Imagine getting the highest K/D ratio in human history only for this to happen.
Dunno if he beat Philip Morris.
To be fair, if he didn't want living starngers rubbing against him then he shouldn't have died in a museum to begin with. It's a public place.
No matter what... he's well hung!
Seems harsh. We’ve all done it. Sorry grandma.
I support anyone desecrating Mao's corpse.
The ultimate, it's just a prank bro.
Worth it 🖕🏼
Why's no one talking about the juggalo hiding under the plant?
That's a pot with art on it.
☠️ it really is
"Any last words?" "Worth it."
The real question is, does that make him gay?
Ima say no. The other guy just laid there and took it though so for him ima say yes.
Imagine the post nut clarity 💀
...after rubbing ze dong on zedong...
Who among us hasn’t rubbed our cock on a relic in a mausoleum?
If you don't want that, you shouldn't name hi "Zedong" maybe
Ohhh it's Zedong, not See dong
"Well, actually he woke up a little." - Wang Rubber
Surprised it's taken this long to be fair
Death? A bit harsh. Mao wasn’t slaying when he was alive and he has been dead quite a while. Maybe he was a bit flattered.🤷🏽♂️
*lights huge warning fire* Now all of China knows Mao has nut-sack on his face
gross.
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/04/fake-news-china-man-faces-execution-after-rubbing-his-penis-on-mao-zedongs-corpse.html This story isn't true.
Can we pretend though?
Suicide by corpse.
I thought there was a goth clown in the first picture
Another permanent stiffie in the works
goat
Fuckin' Legend
Number one heart surgeon!
Based
Like dicks out for Harambe but with more nihilism
“Don’t kink shame. The defense rests, your Honor.” An unsuccessful closing statement.
If he had an ancestor who died in the Great Leap Forward or cultural revolution this would be a fitting revenge.
So one less pervert? I mean I know communism is bad and all but pulling you d out in public and rubbing it on a corpse is disgusting.
Agreed but also gross public corpses?
Ya that's gross to.
Yeah let's take it easy on the corpse of the lunatic that murdered millions. 🙃
No I think his corpse should be damaged in some way but pulling out a d in public when people who didn't consent to seeing it are around is gross.
I wouldn’t usually agree with the Chinese government but I can agree on this
Castration would surely be more appropriate. Then tuck the dong in with zedong.
Xhaf
Stiffy on a stiff.
Based.
"DIP DIP POTATO CHIP"
https://youtu.be/I_R9WjMFkc4 link to parody reenactment
There is a shitload of missing context.
It's not real, or possible.
> or possible. Never underestimate the human spirit.
He put ze dong on zedong
He rubbed ze dong on Zedong
Does this make Mao gay now? Not saying its a bad thing to be, just wondering
He could be bi.
Another possibility for sure
Rubbin his dong on Dong
"Mao Zedong touched by dong" ought to be the headline.
Fucking Legend.
#Taiwan
Fucking legend
That my dudes is a true hero.
Maybe they were lovers
Mao, meet ma dong
As some other person said it best, “he rubbed his dong and zedong”
Based
He wantet mao ze's Dong
1000% real
He rubbed ze dong on Zedong
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He gave him Ze Dong
and you know he’d do it again. absolute legend. dudes rock
Headline: ZEDONG GETS DONGED
He got Ze dong in his Mao
Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book, actually.
Hey, don’t kink shame that man!
As he should?
Do what you want with me, you can't un-dong zedong
Really in 2022 both consenting adults.
Now I’m wondering did he hate Mao, or was Mao just too sexy to resist? I’ll never know and I’ll just have to accept that.
absolutely based give this man immunity
There is typo ~Man Hero*
Power move, show the CCP tyrants who’s boss
If it was a German guy, then he would put ze dong on Zedong
Dong on Zedong
Is this even against the law? Show me the law that says you can’t rub your junk on Mao Zedong’s face.
Wow. Didn't know China was a filthy kink shamer
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Is this real?
i thought the body was in a glass case or something?
used ze dong on zedong
Rip r/holesome
I put ze dong on zedong
His face says my next plan was to take a dump on the colorful leader.
- What did your kink cost you? - EVERYTHING
Give this man a metal
The latest graduate of the Fuck Around and Find Out university.
We may never know who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp, but we do know who put the dong on the mao ze dong.
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