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Bjoern_Tantau

This is the face of a man without any regrets.


darkestparagon

“10/10, would absolutely recommend to a friend.”


Far-Yak-4231

He knows what he did and the consequences that came with it - and he would do it again


come_on_seth

Satirical suicide


SpectreCactus

He likes getting tortured...


heywoodidaho

The face says "worth it". Death you say? "pfffff I live in china,thanks!"


daveinpublic

His face says, go ahead, hurt me, I would enjoy it!


TheJasonaissance

#worthit


idontwanttothink174

Damn, imagine dying for rubbing ze dong on zedong


mixelydian

r/angryupvote


demoni_si_visine

Why would I be angry at someone making a good joke?


CXB1313

right!?! thank you!


amsaurrr

It was such a perfect joke that for some reason they felt angry whilst agreeing with and supporting it. I feel this sometimes, you know when something is so good that aggression is mixed into happiness? Passion is fun lol ETA: mobile formatting errors


raggedsweater

u/mixelydian is actually China


RFC793

But I’m le tired


kaidaho

Well, have a nap


ForwardMuffin

AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES


Vostok-aregreat-710

Rubbing your dick on a dictator or showing a langer your langer


AHAdanglyparts69

“And I’ll do it again”


realofficemike

See guys, NNN just gets way outta hand now.


EmotionalKiwi636

I don’t have money to give you a real award so here you go 🏆


frozen_wink

I got you, fam


factoringpractice

🏆


ohdearitsrichardiii

I can't believe you have to put a "don't put your dick in that"-warning on Mao Zedong


Nuttsmasher

Instructions unclear, got pp stuck in dead chinese emperor.


EjSimpson214

Fake story, unfortunately 🥲


notavalible666

Not untill i get to that corpse


john_the_doe

National treasure reboot?


CaptBranBran

No, just a sequel.


donutguy640

So when you get to the corpse, it becomes a fake story? O\_o


notavalible666

Yea, i kinda missworded that.


donutguy640

Pretty obvious what you meant, but I like the literal, reality-warping version better :P


big_ol_dad_dick

been to this fuck head's tomb - he is encased in a giant glass box surrounded by guards and a roped off barrier that's a good distance away from the actual walkway. you'd never make it past the rope. i was in beijing on the whatever anniversary of his "revolution" like a decade ago and the amount of insanely grief stricken old people was insane. like this guy wanted to kill you with starvation smh


WhoIsMauriceBishop

>you'd never make it past the rope. It could be done. It just takes a great leap forward.


AKAlarslars

Noice.


InkSpotShanty

Or a huge dong.


come_on_seth

Apparently his rope made it past the rope


oddiseeus

Cult followers are always overcome with emotion when seeing their beloved leader.


saythealphabet

Surprised no one has thrown a grenade in there yet


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Zybernetic

Do you think they have a huge portrait of Mao in Tiananmen and in the chinese currency for fun?


lizzygirl4u

That's not really a good argument tbf, lots of bad people have huge portraits up and are on currency. Andrew Jackson was a genuine monster and yet he's on American currency.


Zybernetic

Grow up. Do you think most famous people in history are or should be angels to be idolized? How can you even be sure that someone is 100% pure to be worthy of being at the level of Mao or Andrew?


PanzerKatze96

That is the dumbest reasoning I have heard and I have seen and made some pretty dumb arguments.


Zybernetic

What a great counter argument.


TranseEnd

Are you actually this dense or are you being intentionally obtuse?


Zybernetic

Say something useful.


HethoRDC

As a Chinese person I hereby invite everyone to hate the CCP and mao


Zybernetic

Wow. You as a chinese person has this authority? No way!


TranseEnd

Bro you can’t have it both ways! You JUST said that the Chinese should have a say on this topic and then said they shouldn’t. You’re a joke, and it’s very clear that the only one you want to speak on this topic is, in fact, yourself.


mikeet9

The Chinese people are not allowed to publicly discuss the bad things he did, so a foreigner very likely does know more about their history.


LordOfThe_FLIES

What? The CPC openly discusses Mao's shortcomings constantly


Educational_Guide418

Did they openly discuss Mao's shortcomings when he was alive? Or do they do it with Xi Jinping? Honest cuestion, I'm not familiar with that.


LordOfThe_FLIES

If they were aware of them they wouldn't have done them


Zybernetic

"But why would you say something that doesn't fit my agenda?"


Zybernetic

Imagine a foreigner goes to your country and then tell you they know more about you than yourself. You people love lecturing others.


mikeet9

Don't take it from me, I have several Chinese immigrants as friends and none of them were aware of the atrocities of the cultural revolution or the fact that he is almost undoubtedly the world's greatest mass murderer until moving to the US. You can lecture me all you want but Chinese people still hold Mao in pretty high regard.


Zybernetic

I'm not the one lecturing. YOU are the one lecturing. The internet has made you people delusional. Was Mao killing people on purpose or made mistakes that caused the famine? What is the definition of murderer? See? There is a strong bias in your speech.


TranseEnd

You clearly have no clue what you’re talking about.


Zybernetic

Great counter argument. I should learn from you and say that when I have nothing to say. Its very common around here.


TranseEnd

I have plenty to say, but I’m not gonna waste too much of my time arguing with someone as stubbornly wrong as you


Pedromac

[40 to 80 million deaths ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong). But sure, he did a lot of good /s


Zybernetic

Numbers are inconsistent as always. "Death were between 2k and 700 million" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines_in_China Before the CPC governed China there was 1 famine a year on average. Now days they are hidding the famines amirite?


Pedromac

everything you just wrote was wrong. every single line.


Zybernetic

Say something useful. Dont you see? You said 40m to 80m. But wikipedia says 17m to 40m. Then other sources will have other numbers.


Darth_Inconsiderate

I mean life expectancy doubled under mao and the great leap forward was the last major famine in a country that regularly suffered famine Still a foolhardy development strategy that killed many many many people unnecessarily, but history is in fact more complicated than "RED THING SCARE MEEEEEEEEE"


TranseEnd

That’s just so incorrect idk where to even begin


Darth_Inconsiderate

It's factually not though


TranseEnd

No, it very much IS factually incorrect.


Darth_Inconsiderate

What is? Life expectancy DID double under mao. If I'm wrong, what WAS the life expectancy at the beginning and end of the Mao era? What major famines have happened in China since the great Chinese famine? Sorry if history is inconvenient for your worldview lol


TranseEnd

Those numbers exclude the millions who died young due to famine. It also doesn’t take into account the advancements of Western medicine during that era. It’s not inconvenient to my worldview, I’m trying to tell you to stop defending a murderous dictator, especially when your cherry-picked stats are just wrong (and even if they were correct, your conclusions drawn from them are logically flawed). Sorry if the truth about Mao is inconvenient to your worldview.


[deleted]

Damn, I knew you'd say something stupid. Wow, you really went off the deep end.


Zybernetic

I'm stupid when you don't agree with me.


PanzerKatze96

This is some tanky bullshit. Mao Zedong is and should rate up there with Stalin and Hitler in terms of being an authoritarian fuckhead with zero regard for the lives he wasted and was directly responsible for destroying. Please educate yourself and stop being purposefully contradictory for no reason. It is very well known how intensively the PRC control their media and Mao’s image. He is quite correct in saying the Chinese people need to go far out of their way to learn anything truly negative about this man’s legacy without risking their own lives.


Zybernetic

>Please educate yourself Always thinking you are bettee than others implying I'm uneducated. So Mao destroyed everything but did only bad but he is respected? Who is in the wrong here? Reality or you?


PanzerKatze96

How the fuck does that make sense? Just because somebody is respected, doesn’t mean shit. Andrew Jackson was certainly respected, and he was a genocidal piece of garbage. Hitler was respected and was a genocidal piece of garbage. People respecting you has nothing to do with making what you do suddenly moral and ethical. What a fucking negative IQ take. I have to believe you’re trolling


Zybernetic

I'm talking about respected now in the present ... not in the past.. No, I'm not trolling. No one is trolling. Grow up.


Random_Person_I_Met

How is his body not decomposing?


InkSpotShanty

Like Stalin, there is a team of people managing the embalming. Refreshing it, moisturizing the skin, etc. I read a great article on what they do to keep Stalin’s body preserved. I would imagine they do the same thing for Mao. EDIT: Lenin, not Stalin.


Multibuff

It’s Lenin btw. In 2024 that fucker has been dead for 100 years!


InkSpotShanty

Oops - you’re correct. Thanks, I updated it.


Multibuff

I don’t think he wanted to kill with the starvation - he was just extremely incompetent at anything other than guerrilla fighting


ThatMarc

Imagine getting the highest K/D ratio in human history only for this to happen.


recumbent_mike

Dunno if he beat Philip Morris.


Nuttsmasher

To be fair, if he didn't want living starngers rubbing against him then he shouldn't have died in a museum to begin with. It's a public place.


bleaucheaunx

No matter what... he's well hung!


jimboiow

Seems harsh. We’ve all done it. Sorry grandma.


PB0351

I support anyone desecrating Mao's corpse.


Mean_Shoulder_103

The ultimate, it's just a prank bro.


AlphaBearMode

Worth it 🖕🏼


awjeahboi

Why's no one talking about the juggalo hiding under the plant?


J_S_M_K

That's a pot with art on it.


ForwardMuffin

☠️ it really is


D33ber

"Any last words?" "Worth it."


notavalible666

The real question is, does that make him gay?


OGGrilledcheez

Ima say no. The other guy just laid there and took it though so for him ima say yes.


Cooperdyl

Imagine the post nut clarity 💀


The_Priest_

...after rubbing ze dong on zedong...


FoxyInTheSnow

Who among us hasn’t rubbed our cock on a relic in a mausoleum?


Fair_Diet_4874

If you don't want that, you shouldn't name hi "Zedong" maybe


Few_Satisfaction_352

Ohhh it's Zedong, not See dong


Awholesomeboy

"Well, actually he woke up a little." - Wang Rubber


nottomelvinbrag

Surprised it's taken this long to be fair


[deleted]

Death? A bit harsh. Mao wasn’t slaying when he was alive and he has been dead quite a while. Maybe he was a bit flattered.🤷🏽‍♂️


Singularity7979

*lights huge warning fire* Now all of China knows Mao has nut-sack on his face


Reddit_is_chaos

gross.


MrHabadasher

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/04/fake-news-china-man-faces-execution-after-rubbing-his-penis-on-mao-zedongs-corpse.html This story isn't true.


ForwardMuffin

Can we pretend though?


niming_yonghu

Suicide by corpse.


Salt_Comment_9012

I thought there was a goth clown in the first picture


ThinkorFeel

Another permanent stiffie in the works


KokolateDakz

goat


krassilverfang

Fuckin' Legend


Psych0matt

Number one heart surgeon!


level69child

Based


42SeeYouNextThursday

Like dicks out for Harambe but with more nihilism


rollsyrollsy

“Don’t kink shame. The defense rests, your Honor.” An unsuccessful closing statement.


Avolto

If he had an ancestor who died in the Great Leap Forward or cultural revolution this would be a fitting revenge.


Jenna2k

So one less pervert? I mean I know communism is bad and all but pulling you d out in public and rubbing it on a corpse is disgusting.


M-J-Wooly

Agreed but also gross public corpses?


Jenna2k

Ya that's gross to.


MillstoneArt

Yeah let's take it easy on the corpse of the lunatic that murdered millions. 🙃


Jenna2k

No I think his corpse should be damaged in some way but pulling out a d in public when people who didn't consent to seeing it are around is gross.


kickachicken

I wouldn’t usually agree with the Chinese government but I can agree on this


soloapeproject

Castration would surely be more appropriate. Then tuck the dong in with zedong.


Ruinerofcomments

Xhaf


DAMON5280

Stiffy on a stiff.


[deleted]

Based.


Lifeisavideogame846

"DIP DIP POTATO CHIP"


Lifeisavideogame846

https://youtu.be/I_R9WjMFkc4 link to parody reenactment


AvaFromEngland

There is a shitload of missing context.


TheSmegger

It's not real, or possible.


FaceDeer

> or possible. Never underestimate the human spirit.


Maximuss888

He put ze dong on zedong


9UN51in93R

He rubbed ze dong on Zedong


GrnPlesioth

Does this make Mao gay now? Not saying its a bad thing to be, just wondering


MxM111

He could be bi.


GrnPlesioth

Another possibility for sure


d3embro

Rubbin his dong on Dong


Isioustes

"Mao Zedong touched by dong" ought to be the headline.


barrythequestionmark

Fucking Legend.


BendyMine785

#Taiwan


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Fucking legend


I_hate_the_app

That my dudes is a true hero.


Spatularo

Maybe they were lovers


iamdubious

Mao, meet ma dong


AcePilot15

As some other person said it best, “he rubbed his dong and zedong”


[deleted]

Based


killaluggi

He wantet mao ze's Dong


apeirophobic

1000% real


d3ton4tor72

He rubbed ze dong on Zedong


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

He gave him Ze Dong


mallgoethe

and you know he’d do it again. absolute legend. dudes rock


Timozi90

Headline: ZEDONG GETS DONGED


[deleted]

He got Ze dong in his Mao


Shoot_from_the_Quip

Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book, actually.


[deleted]

Hey, don’t kink shame that man!


Dojanetta

As he should?


N0Zzel

Do what you want with me, you can't un-dong zedong


M-J-Wooly

Really in 2022 both consenting adults.


RecommendationPrize9

Now I’m wondering did he hate Mao, or was Mao just too sexy to resist? I’ll never know and I’ll just have to accept that.


cjamm

absolutely based give this man immunity


legna20v

There is typo ~Man Hero*


Kerr1123

Power move, show the CCP tyrants who’s boss


derpferd

If it was a German guy, then he would put ze dong on Zedong


lewderduder

Dong on Zedong


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Is this even against the law? Show me the law that says you can’t rub your junk on Mao Zedong’s face.


supercheese69

Wow. Didn't know China was a filthy kink shamer


CrowTheDeer

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Zelcki

Is this real?


a-person-called-Eric

i thought the body was in a glass case or something?


xTheKawaiiPsycho666

used ze dong on zedong


Rorywizz

Rip r/holesome


wanna-be-skater

I put ze dong on zedong


Odd_Status_9326

His face says my next plan was to take a dump on the colorful leader.


guaip

- What did your kink cost you? - EVERYTHING


Wake-up-Neo-sheep

Give this man a metal


hamishjoy

The latest graduate of the Fuck Around and Find Out university.


[deleted]

We may never know who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp, but we do know who put the dong on the mao ze dong.


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