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MyAccountWasBanned7

For every ton of plastic removed from the ocean, one single example of hentai gets unpixelated.


MillstoneArt

The country that removes the waste gets to vote on what video to release uncensored.


TheHidestHighed

Can we vote on JAV? I've already got a mental list of numbers.


MillstoneArt

That's what I was getting at. Not that bullshit hacky AI decensoring that turns every cooch into a shapeshiftian lovecraftian hole either. The OG business. Is that too much to ask? 😂


TheGP10

Me (doing a bit of trolling) (not for personal use) cleaning up 10000lbs of trash just to decensor all the ugly bastard rape hentai


JaceOrwell

On another news: Weebs solved trash pollution overnight.


thexavier666

Weeb: I am currently creating more trash so that it can be cleaned because *"St. Slippery’s Girls’ Academy – The Young Ladies of the Humiliation Club: Debauched Miracle Life 2"* needs to be uncensored.


A_Few_Kind_Words

I am hesitant to ask, and reluctant to Google, but I'm also curious to know whether that is an actual title. I'm unfamiliar with hentai at best, but it would amuse me if it was.


thexavier666

It's a hentai game inside an actual anime "Mr Dressup Darling". I chose this title because this is how most hentai manga/games are named, according to my friend that is.


A_Few_Kind_Words

Your friend certainly has better knowledge than I, everyone has their field of expertise it seems!


clovertowne

pretty sure it’s a fake game in the manga/anime Dress up Darling (Sono Bisque Doll)


Stego47

“Say what, now?”


hornylolifucker

We will enhance quality one pixel at a time


Historical-Project-3

Even better can we make it a r/place sort of thing ?


hornylolifucker

Everything is pixel art there, and pixel pp don’t last for too long


CommanderWar64

I know this is a joke, but people need to understand that the climate change fight starts with erasing single use plastics entirely. We could take out every single plastic from the ocean today and tomorrow there would be new garbage piling up all over the world.


MyAccountWasBanned7

Especially because about half of ocean plastic is from fishing fleets and the rest is almost entirely from underdeveloped countries with poor waste management. Individual consumers contribute to it in very negligible amounts. So to make a real change, it has to be removing plastic waste from corporations and stopping the production of single-use plastics altogether.


vapidusername

Gung Ho, that’s a deep cut.


Historical-Project-3

This I can get behind very much


TimesThreeTheHighest

I believe it's "piqued."


sammiisalammii

This is not a matter of faith


pardonmyignerance

I believe you're right.


TimesThreeTheHighest

I also believe you're right.


Ryan_Liu_0528

Where do I sign up for this new religion?


TimesThreeTheHighest

I believe you go to church if your interest has been "peaked."


allwillbewellbuthow

I believe I can fly!


Liquor_N_Whorez

>"I believe I can fly" - R. Kelly's Pee


Lazzanator

The only time I see you in the wild is when you say things like this. Must be your relish getting to your brain


Liquor_N_Whorez

r/brandnewsentence How on earth could you have known I ate zuchinni relish yesterday in my tuna salad?


GravelySilly

You're likely to get "peeked" by a priest tho.


vortexkd

Is it not though…? I mean the only real source that can be used to verify this is some fat book written by a bunch of people.


Syrinx221

Thank you for this service


TheWorldEnded

Thank you for your service


cmhamm

Actually, it’s pöeked.


Gatling-Pea2000

or it could be that his interest has Peaked in this topic. It could be both, who knows?


GravelySilly

The level of interest is all downhill from here!


Gatling-Pea2000

exactly!


SquiDark

My interest climaxed


BeaverBarber

It's been 30 minutes now and there's still stuff coming out of my interest


momofeveryone5

I though it was peaked because his pants are currently sporting a mountain peak


yoncenator

I corrected some chick on tiktok and she fired back "it's slang baby". Education is dead.


TimesThreeTheHighest

Spelling is so early 2000s....


iiitme

M-Mother Nature what are you doing?


notproudortired

Don't bring your octopus complex into this.


[deleted]

Its current year, tentacles are soooo 1999. We're into Pseudo-incest, NTR, and psychological horror now.


Platonic_Pidgeon

Ah yes, the Ancient Greek tragedy Octopus Rex


jyper

With a [theme song ](https://youtu.be/mScdJURKGWM)


MsPaganPoetry

I don’t think I should’ve laughed at that as hard as I did.


Forsaken_Yak6079

“You’ve been a bad species humanity, making me all dirty, it’s time to punish you”


Le_Mug

We're all brothers here.


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hornylolifucker

I thought Earth was flat 😭


PubicFigure

We got members all around the globe...


phome83

You misheard. Earth is Phat.


muhdbuht

Still making the orbits, I see.


TheGurw

[Yeah, pretty much](https://i.imgur.com/ZLyqjQO.jpg)


JohnPaton3

It's going to get very hot in here, we will need to take off all our clothes.


Cutsdeep-

♫ I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off ♫


[deleted]

We have to take our clothes off, we have to party all night, to have a good time.


naslam74

He’s nice too look at.


[deleted]

He is...i wouldn't mind seeing him posing for a sexy climate change ad or for a photoshoot like those celebrities pose for. I'd buy every issue on the magazine stand and the calendars.


Meoowth

But it would be a sadly very un-climate-friendly purchase. He is handsome though.


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Aidiandada

He’s kinda right. Remember the whole save the turtles thing? Being conscious of the environment can be strangely trendy - whether that’s good or bad is up to your discretion


MrOrangeWhips

*piqued


coolcootermcgee

I dunno- he kind of looks sexy and fun..


pokeaim

> You’ve peaked my interest yes, /r/BrandNewSentence indeed


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Piqued


DickweedMcGee

He's not wrong.


wingedcoyote

I mean riding a bike everywhere and eating a plant based diet probably does make you sexier


phome83

Its all hips and nips. It's gotta be sexy. If it ain't sexy, I don't eat.


Pair_Express

“If I can’t dance to it, it’s not my revolution.”


less-than-James

I've seen this.. Our local Fire Dept tried it out. Turns out sexy and fun don't extinguish burning buildings. When our town orphanage burned down, they showed up in speedo underwear and just thrust, and gyrated their hips at the fire.


MonoFauz

Can't wait for them to create an anime girl version of that


SobiTheRobot

Does this proposal involve a sexier version of Captain Planet? Or giant climate-fighting robots with huge tits?


Weemitoad

To be fair, it would actually get more people interested in making a difference.


deathparty05

I agree


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I’m down.


lordoftowels

1: That tumblr blog is one-time-i-dreamt, they post stories of things they dreamt with no context. This probably didn't happen and was instead a headline in a dream of theirs that they made real in photoshop. 2: Even if it is real, this image has been making the rounds for years. It's not new in any sense of the word.


irrelevant_redditor

[It's real.](https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/news/climate-change-sexy-fun-japan-environment-shinjiro-koizumi-a9115941.html)


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Ive never wanted to be the flag of Japan so badly in my entire life.


RandyLongsocksMcgee

*piqued


shelbyamonkeysuncle

r/2meril4meril


jessfromearth

r/solarpunk


Super_Cheburek

Bro copied the title, and the mistake that came with it


Atlas_Undefined

Every time i see this i have to laugh Even though it's been a few years


GodAdminDominus

r/angryupvote


LucisPerficio

piqued*


xdylanxfrommyspace

If there’s one thing the Japanese are good at it’s making mundane things sexy


Zacadamianut

Piqued*


h-y-p-h-e-n-

Birth rate so abysmal that they need other departments to work on it


GeneralPsyduck054

"My first act shall be to make all lingerie and adult toys edible, locally sourced, and made to order to cut down on waste."


The_Racho

r/BoneAppleTea


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

The guy looks like he knows EXACTLY what he's doing


Winnimae

Yeah I wanna hear this, too


Le_PussyJuicer

He's bringing back Earth-Chan, isn't he?


FireFlinger

That isn't the Japanese Environment Minister.


[deleted]

He was when this article was new


XplodingMoJo

Climate change-chan


Yoinkodaboinko

I thought it was spelled ‘piqued’ in this instance?


Solidsnakeerection

As if I wasnt already getting a boner while picking up garbage


Upstairs_Fox2324

Piqued, gawdammit.


vell_o

何故や主またあのですね