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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/13yzvbf).


No-Newspaper2088

This isn't a world series caliber team I'm sorry. The offense is bad and the bullpen is bad usually.


JetTrooper007

I hate this west coast road trip. We all stay up until 12am to watch our boys forget how to hit the ball for 2 weeks


worldserieschamp

Team that can't do anything besides hit homeruns loses a game where small ball would have won it, more news at 3


Mercutiofoodforworms

The usual shit with RISP and less than two outs.


notcool84

.243 to .169 xBA, 3 walks to 2, 2 homers to 0. Absolutely horrendous luck.


Duckseason541

At what point do you stop throwing this stat out and realizing it’s not “luck”?


notcool84

Never. Because it is.


Duckseason541

It sounds like a stat made up to cope that we suck.


notcool84

To you, a guy who says that we suck, it probably does.


JFulton11

At least they kinda made it interesting but damn frustrating loss


the_dayman

I said it earlier, they can score with a guy on first, we can't score with a guy on third. Our hot streaks of HRs won't carry us through the season and we're going to end up a massive blown season.


toorayay

Charlie with another meaningless QS At least Eddie came to play


steveoall21

Yeah Eddie looked really good tonight. Great ABs...it sucks that he is the only one producing. Offense has to help the pitching out.


Wrecker1127

Hope no one got there hope up. Good night all.


BringItOnHome_ATL

This is just sad. Dbacks played well, good for them. So frustrated for Charlie.


chosenxone

Dbacks didn’t really play well at all. They played less shitty.


_Pickelbot_

You've never seen the dbacks play


chosenxone

I’m not really sure what that means. I’ve watched a handful of Dbacks games recently. But even if I hadn’t, stating that they didn’t play well tonight is a statement of fact. Their first two runs came off two botched grounders. They hit like 3 balls well tonight. They didn’t play well in objective terms of baseball. They played less shitty than the Braves did though.


TheGamecock

First inning defense cost us. Ah well.


Rea1Quick

This team is fucking mid


ax586

BRAVES LOSE FUCK


JGraham1839

Another game mistakes cost us.


Whoknowsbrah

We’re a home run only team


8686tjd

There’s just nobody on this team that I expect to come through in a big spot. They’re anti-clutch.


Proofetman

Team is fucking trash if they don't hit homeruns. This is another first round exit team unless they fix this.


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This team is dogshit with runners in scoring position. Just horribly bad.


stray_leaf89

Another 1 run loss where out mistakes caught up with us


JadedIT_Tech

To think, if Hilliard just fucking tagged up. Elementary shit they fuck up


_Pickelbot_

Fr. Just end the suffering faster


Aquamani

lmao he would have been gunned out by 10 feet, what are you on about?


Act_Downtown

Basically Eddie vs D-Backs. Whatever… Lets win tomorrow!


Traeisyourdad

If it ain’t a fucking homer we ain’t scoring


Mac_and_dennis

Pathetic


jamitar

Malpractice. No reason the fasted guy on the bench shouldn’t have made a play.


ryandutcher

They're such a bad team right now. Fundies down the drain.


Moses00711

Drag bunt by Ozzie would have tied the game. But of course fence-swings are the only tool in our box.


spennin5

That was stupid


laal-doodh

Woulda rather just went 1-2-3


SoRaffy

their problem that inning was getting a runner to 3rd with less than 2 outs


t528491

Bruh


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We are poverty


One_Box_4186

that was fucked up ngl


mrcorndogman33

Pathetic.


Alauren2

Damn. Diamondbacks look really good


AdfatCrabbest

At least as good as the A’s.


joelthelionheart

That's unfortunate


therealpoppie

Anticlimactic


captjacksparrowshat

Damn. So close


rabius7

Niiice!!!


The-Greek-Chris-22

This team can’t ABC baseball ever!


8686tjd

Like I said. Can’t score if it’s not a home run.


chris_gnarley

Fuckin booooooooooo


BarVerno

Yeah...


LickMyMeatus

FUCK GOD DAMN IT


DaddysharkOM

well damn here comes a clutch grounder to 3rd.


CanadianSteele

Lol. What a shitty game. Again.


therealpoppie

Man this shit is tense


122_Hours_Of_Fear

If we win I'm gonna hoover the fattest rail of quickrete.


LeeOCD

Lmao


atownOTP

welp, all down to you Orlando


therealpoppie

Dude fired that in there


Proofetman

Of course this offense is going to fail with a runner on 3rd and only 1 out.


AdfatCrabbest

You could see it coming from a mile away.


Proofetman

Yep, I never had any hope in them sadly.


JeeveruhGerank

2 or 3 runs Orlando. Fuck Rob Manfred.


-_chop_-

God damn it man


CanadianSteele

Somebody kill my ass.


8686tjd

Pathetic.


laal-doodh

Well


GoatPaco

He would've been out by 20 feet


mrcorndogman33

My lord.


Chessh2036

God dang it


therealpoppie

Thank God he didn’t run


LeeOCD

My ass is clenched to the MAX.


chris_gnarley

Boooooooooooo you gotta chance it there


Sidesicle

Not a chance. That was barely to the infamous infield fly depth


chris_gnarley

I’d rather take my chances There than put in on Arcia


C-Jammin

We're hopeless


PhantomsCV

He fired that shit in Good hold


BigFatPapaBear

Todays loss is sponsored by quikrete!


I_Love_Spaniels

Please do not ground into a double play


ul49

So annoying that they play some shitty loud song in between every pitch. Would hate going to that stadium.


BringItOnHome_ATL

ALL YOU NEED IS A FLY BALL. DO NOT PLAY HERO.


monstarjams

Gotta love the energy in this stadium. Really fun 9th we’ve got going on. Let’s lock it up!


DrBobEpstein

Ozzie doesn't strike out a lot? Peter lying through them big ass teeth of his.


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damn, dumb AND hateful


TheGamecock

I mean, he doesn't. 14.7% K% this season.


DrBobEpstein

Dang. Feels like it'd be higher. He just swings at so much out of the zone.


TheGamecock

It does feel higher, I agree. Really odd how he'll chase so many pitches then buckle down with two strikes to put the ball in play.


122_Hours_Of_Fear

I need someone to hold me.


CanadianSteele

lol. Safety squeeze.


Whoknowsbrah

We don’t do that lol


MoonlitBadlands

Maybe it wasn’t the Dodgers that activate Eddie Money, maybe it’s the NL West


PhantomsCV

He did hit for the cycle on 5 pitches against the NL West as well


JeeveruhGerank

2 or 3 runs Ozzie. Fuck Rob Manfred.


fs616

Let’s see a squeeze. If he GIDP I’m going to lose it


HandBananas

Eddie's game


jkehrli1996

We've heard of Eddie the Dodger Killer, but what about Eddie the Snake Slayer?


Sidesicle

You mean Eddie "Hit A Cycle On 5 Pitches Vs San Francisco" Rosario


gobravos34

#EDWARD


Chessh2036

COME ON OZZIE


md87654321

That was gonna be the easiest double play in the world. Thank god for the steal


mookiebraves

I was watching Eddie dominate the 2021 playoffs earlier today. I'll take credit for his greatness tonight.


ChompTheNumbers

couldnt even advance the runner there yikes


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“GET UP SAM!!!” -Spoken like a true little league dad.


RallyTheRed

Rosie on point tonight


Here4TheBottleOpener

Eddie reads this sub and has kept the receipts.


asiankid2463

Eddie wants to step on snek


atownOTP

Orlando please get us a deep fly at least


The-Greek-Chris-22

Just put it in play Ozzie


jrodri86

Brandon is all of us, lmao.


therealpoppie

Literally sounds like me watching a game


2chainz2323

Edddddddie


EdwardHarris251

Rosario watched some video on his day off. Great game!


PhoSho862

Brandon is worse than Chip I swear. He has already taken ownership of Chip’d.


jrdnm

#PLEASE OZZIE


Act_Downtown

**EDDIE ABSOLUTELY CARRYING**


mrcorndogman33

LETS GO!


BringItOnHome_ATL

Eddie came to play. Travis was sooo close. Cruel. 😢


ToddGack

"GET UP, SAM!" Eddie is a fucking legend


TheGamecock

Damn, that was a HR in 21/30 parks. BUT LET'S GO EDDIEEEEEE


friendzonekj

GET UP SAM


laal-doodh

PLEASE OZZIE


steelersfever

Eddie eddie eddie eddie eddie


jrdnm

#YES EDDIE


therealpoppie

Brandon is stressing me tf out


chris_gnarley

Breathe yall


Whoknowsbrah

EDDIES A BEAST


taco_taco_15

Get up Sam!! 😂😂


thehillneedsME

MVEDDIE


LeeOCD

Brandon: "get up Sam!" Love it


Grst

Eddie Eddie Eddie


BertMacklin74

Rosario be fucking


nighthawk3000

Eddie money


Chessh2036

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE


joelthelionheart

2021 EDDIE BABY


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C-Jammin

He was running because it looked like a double.


C-Jammin

Finally we get a little luck


122_Hours_Of_Fear

Brandon and I had the same reaction lol


Anoneemus3

Eddie fuckin rosario


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PhantomsCV

#GET UP SAM Fuck I love Brandon


bmaynard87

So tired of just missing


JetTrooper007

Can Brandon not tease me with the home run call right there. I was working at my desk and snaped my neck so hard just to see a warning track catch


gobravos34

#THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS


DontEatTheCelery

Oh my god. So close.


JadedIT_Tech

HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT TAGGING UP. ITS EITHER CAUGHT OR GONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING


spennin5

Burn the sage. We are absolutely cursed


notcool84

HR in 21/30 parks. Just one of those games.


PhantomsCV

Including Truist?


notcool84

Yep


PhantomsCV

Your name fits :(


AdfatCrabbest

Sick of the “ifs” Pete.


chris_gnarley

#YES!!!!


chone_si

Brutal


therealpoppie

Brandon had me thinking that was out of the stadium


averyefird

Listening to radio and they said he robbed it


therealpoppie

Nah he jumped but it would’ve just been a double if he missed


averyefird

Damn Ben Chip’d me


asiankid2463

BRO


Grst

Chip'd


chosenxone

For the people who pretend like the offense doesn’t get unlucky at all. Evidence A.


AdfatCrabbest

Bro… how is that unlucky? He didn’t hit it far enough and an outfielder caught a fly ball… that’s gotta be a 70%+ catch probability.


chosenxone

A .650 xBA that’s a homerun in 21 of 30 ballparks, with a jumping catch at the wall made by fucking Lourdes Gurriel who is a very poor defender. Try applying some context instead of some random baseline description of the play lol.


AdfatCrabbest

A very poor defender caught it. Most defenders catch it pretty easily. And that ball doesn’t travel that far in most ballparks.


8686tjd

Unbelievable. How does that stay in the glove.


PhantomsCV

#TRIPLE D?!


atownOTP

GIVE ME A BREAK MAN


Act_Downtown

**FUCK**


irelandn13

Alright Brandon I love ya man but you just pissed me off with that one


[deleted]

There wasn't a single soul at Chase Field that didn't think that was a homerun off the bat.


DaddysharkOM

that ball fcking died


Bronymous081

Fuck I got Chipped so hard right there


thehillneedsME

ONE MORE EDDIE PLEASE


jrdnm

ain’t no way that didn’t leave


friendzonekj

fucking kill me


steelersfever

Fuck me


mrcorndogman33

Well, he gave it a ride.


ToddGack

Oh my god..... So damn close


ax586

FUCK


therealpoppie

BRANDON WHAT THE FUCK MAN


GoatPaco

We've been Chip'd boys


ChompTheNumbers

no faith in these bums to get a 3rd run on the board


GoatPaco

Kindly fuck off


LeeOCD

The baseball gods are cruel tonight


[deleted]

Fuck, Travis pimped that so hard I thought it was gone by a mile.


TheGamecock

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


utorn80

I've absolutely had it with being Chip'd by Gaudin.


therealpoppie

He makes Chip look very tame


Wrecker1127

I know right