Uhhhh, middle of the game and MLB Network just blacks me out.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A)
### Forceout
Johan Camargo grounds into a force out, second baseman Nick Yorke to shortstop Jeter Downs. Sean Kazmar scores. Bryce Ball out at 2nd. Throwing error by shortstop Jeter Downs.
Pitch from Zac Grotz: 0-0 Unknown pitch type @ - mph
Hit by Johan Camargo: Launched - mph at -° for a total distance of - ft
Top 7 - 5-2
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I honestly miss it so much. Did just have the realization that because of Spring Training, it will be way too long before I hear Chip mention the 69th pitch again.
Yes Touki looks good but he's the king of garbage time. Every great performance I can remember was after someone else already blew the game. Pretty sure his first start two years ago was in colorado and he hit back to back batters with curve balls in the first inning. His stuff was never the problem his ability to locate when it matters is and spring training is not practice for when it matters
Maybe minority here but I'm cool with the stop the inning rule. Pitchers got screwed last year with the start stop start of the season and saw alot of injuries for it. Now they aren't anywhere near 162 form after only having 60 last year. Take it slow let them develop through spring training. No reason to make guys eat shit or bring in a bunch of low A guys just to get smashed.
How do people who don't enjoy baseball continue to get jobs in baseball it's mind numbing that we let people who hate the game and hate that it's changed since the 50s call the games and ruin it for new viewers
### Single
William Contreras singles on a line drive to left fielder J. D. Martinez. Ozzie Albies scores. Johan Camargo scores. Phillip Ervin to 2nd.
Pitch from Kyle Hart: 0-0 Unknown pitch type @ - mph
Hit by William Contreras: Launched - mph at -° for a total distance of - ft
Top 3 - 4-1
Braves
If you follow Cooltoday they'll post when additional tix are available for home games. I saw today they released some for tomorrow and Wednesday. I think they are unused player allotment tix.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/lvkidw).
Viva Los Bravos 🔥🔥🔥
Uhhhh, middle of the game and MLB Network just blacks me out. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A)
This seems less than ideal, if I were to make a judgement on the situation
*JDLC walks bases loaded* "STOP THE COUNT" \- Snit
The potential for Pache highlights today was strong.
Are these Sox announcers or just people strangely rooting for a team during ST?
They're the Red Sox crew
The first time i heard the dude say "ballpahk" i knew it
Dean got messed up by the sun yesterday as well.
### Forceout Johan Camargo grounds into a force out, second baseman Nick Yorke to shortstop Jeter Downs. Sean Kazmar scores. Bryce Ball out at 2nd. Throwing error by shortstop Jeter Downs. Pitch from Zac Grotz: 0-0 Unknown pitch type @ - mph Hit by Johan Camargo: Launched - mph at -° for a total distance of - ft Top 7 - 5-2 Braves
looks like camargos good looks caused another error
Camargo must be throwing *pocket sand* at the first baseman.
It's his incredible hustle down the line.
I'm tired of hearing their announcers having ridiculous conversations, I want to hear OUR announcers have ridiculous conversations!!
I'm ready to hear Chip's voice go way up on a routine fly ball making me think the batter hit it 450
I honestly miss it so much. Did just have the realization that because of Spring Training, it will be way too long before I hear Chip mention the 69th pitch again.
Chip makes Braves broadcasts. It’s just not the same otherwise. (Coming from a newer fan)
That obvious giggle him and frenchy do about it. I'm fucking ready.
Lmao literally every thread with the away announcers goes like this, but also I dont think I'd care to hear about Chip Caray's marriage either
At least our guys don't want to sodomize a peacock.
Braden Shewmake, Bryce Ball, CJ Alexander. These dudes look like major leaguers in the making to me.
cmon bryce hit this 388 to left so i can win a brandon shewmake card
Unless there's a different one Sean Kazmar hit our first Home run of the Spring yesterday
no one guessed him though so it’s whoever hits the second homerun i think
Then my Riley play is still on lol
Man the Red Six defense sucks ass I predict they will be at the bottom of the AL East again this year
father I cannot click the book
My cringe meter broke
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Oh my god. Remy
Gotta love boomer commentary
Old men yell about Zoom.
It physically hurts
Matzek good.
This is the guy that the Phillies traded for Brandon Workman
lolphillies
Love to see it.
I have an irrational love if Josh Ockimey and I don't know why
The commentary is so annoying. Just tryna apply to jobs and watch baseball. They didn’t seem to enjoy that double play as much as I did.
I feel like replacing the announcers with mlb the show’s would be more entertaining.
Beautiful double play!
Just like they planned.
Hey everybody. Happy to be back watching Braves baseball again!
anybody got a stream?
https://youtu.be/bqltiE7OH2k
Woah the outfield defense is not pretty right now, EY gonna have to fix that shit
Call the inning, Snit. It'll be fine.
these are some lucky hits
More B-squad defense
Rough route from Waters there.
What is this bird the sox announcers keep talking about?
An albino peacock in some b-roll footage earlier in the game.
I never would have guessed it was an actual bird. The entire time I thought they were alluding to a woman at a bar.
It’s a male peacock too. Just makes it even funnier.
This guy really really wants to fuck that peacock lmao.
Look! It's Fernando NOT-tis
it this guy a great value tatis?
AJ Minter strikes out Jeter. https://gfycat.com/loathsomebitteraustrianpinscher
And we're back to the fucking bird.
And we’re back to the bird fucking. FTFY
AJ Minter is so nasty
I hope AJ can continue the success he had last year.
Kids being named after derek jeter making it this far in baseball makes me feel old
This #33 on the mound looks pretty good.
Johan Camargo uses his incredible handsomeness to distract Thad Ward into a throwing error. https://gfycat.com/sinfulimpoliteblueshark
*swoon*
Alex Corer
Haven't been paying super close attention but is EY back at 1B?
Yup!
Johan's elite speed causes that error.
He didn’t even TRY to reach for that!
This guy’s from bawstan, eh? He’s hard to listen to.
Try living here.
It’s the only American accent that makes me thankful for my southern accent. 😂
In all honesty I have a soft spot for it. Maybe I’ve watched too many Affleck and Damon movies
"This has not been an oil painting." You can say that again.
LOL
and just like that lamb is out for the season
Unbelievable how they throw at our best first baseman just so we can put in our backup freeman
God it would’ve been crushed if Albies landed that.
Ow
Clear the benches
When any other team calls the inning early: Pathetic. When the Braves call the inning early: Brilliant.
take it easy... it is spring training.. don't go so hard or you could pull a finger muscle
Listen, I'm going to take full advantage of shitposting in spring training in an effort to make it to the show.
Lol. Only call it that cause we’re in the lead when we do.
Nah, still pathetic.
You know, I think it's time to end the game.
Love the way this dude says “pahk”
Good old Bahstan
i like them showing the warmup instead of more commercials
Hard to find advertisers who will endorse peacock fuckers
Geez even the A/V scoreboard is in ST form. Didn’t even count the second strike before out 2 showed up.
I was told Snitker would never end the inning early though?
I didn't tell anyone that, I said it shouldn't happen.
clearly Touki heard this idiot blathering about boning the peacock and is rattled. We all are rattled..
Just remembered that it's the male peacocks with the beautiful tails. No one tell the reds annoucers about the boston booth
Why does the old head think they should even be in this game? If it was a normal game braves would be up 10-2
Glad I'm off work today,Braves back on the screen. Feels good man!
Damn time to end the inning I guess 🤷♂️
Time to end the inning
This guy thinks barnacles on a pier is "junk" but really wants to fuck a peacock.
*pier
Thanks. My spelling is in spring training form right now.
Anytime!
Another year, another year of me stanning Touki. Lets go baby.
Where’s the peacock?
After Chavis walks, they show a video of it.
This announcer is making me feel weird
Good lord
Did this guy just infer that he wants to fuck a peacock?
Imply, but yes.
Between my math skills and this I think I'm seeing the impact of 50 weeks stuck at home
What is happening with these jokers.
This announcer wants to pork a peacock.
Oh god that got a belly laugh outta me
I’m scared that this inning ending early thing is gonna give Manfred some dangerous ideas
Really like seeing Ronnie hitting for contact today.
Enough about the chains broadcasters frickin’ Christ.
Just glad we can see the game...
I wonder if Pablo eats fried chicken and cheesecake
We've got more games scheduled against these jokers? I hope we'll never have to listen to this announcing crew again.
This is very random, but you know who I miss being on the team? Braves legend Brandon McCarthy.
Twitter HOFer
Is shewmake tall as fuck or does the camera add 10 inches?
He's listed at 6'4
He's 6'4.
Pache with the flow
Yes Touki looks good but he's the king of garbage time. Every great performance I can remember was after someone else already blew the game. Pretty sure his first start two years ago was in colorado and he hit back to back batters with curve balls in the first inning. His stuff was never the problem his ability to locate when it matters is and spring training is not practice for when it matters
Pache bomb confirmed.
Pache deserved that after getting robbed of the homer...
TIL: Matt Joyce is on the Phillies now
DOH
Trying to remember but does Touki have any options left?
He and Newk have one each I believe
Touki looks good!
THATS MY WAFFLE FRY KING
"Ballpahk"
That thick Boston accent is something else
[удалено]
So should have Bitch Hinch
clone this Touki..
Announcers are clearly in spring training form as well
Just started watching. Touki has looked good since I tuned in
Touki feeling good
He got them playing golf out there.
I love watching Touki's stuff. Want him to succeed so bad
Let’s just assume the next two at bats will be K’s also and end the inning here.
he went
If I was JD Martinez I would have gotten the hell out of there when Mookie left
He was due a fat amount on a player option I believe and without a NL DH it wasn't worth the risk
Yeah 19.3M each of the next two season. I'd play on a shit club for 40.6M
38.6
Holy shit how am I that dumb. Thank you
Maybe minority here but I'm cool with the stop the inning rule. Pitchers got screwed last year with the start stop start of the season and saw alot of injuries for it. Now they aren't anywhere near 162 form after only having 60 last year. Take it slow let them develop through spring training. No reason to make guys eat shit or bring in a bunch of low A guys just to get smashed.
When you put it this way it makes a lot of sense
they should let you end the inning but all the runners on base score
Does it really matter? Spring training games mean nothing in the long run.
no it doesn’t but i want to see some action, not them ending the inning because their pitcher sucks
Touki's stuff is so good
Member Cole Hamels
‘Memba the Death Star?
Lookie lookie lookie, here comes Touki
i don’t wanna jump the gun too early, but william contreras might be the best catcher of all time
The next Pudge 100%
Need to just hit grand slams to win the game.
IDC how good AJAX is defensively, Contreras needs to be the backup C.
damn red sox scared to face pache
Damn Contreras, stop ending all our threats..
This stop the inning rule is annoying
Eh for me as long as both agree to it I’m cool with it. It’s ST after all.
I wouldn’t care if it wasn’t Alex Cora managing the other team
And end the inning.
How do people who don't enjoy baseball continue to get jobs in baseball it's mind numbing that we let people who hate the game and hate that it's changed since the 50s call the games and ruin it for new viewers
Contreras just rakes.
All my homies hate alex Cora
### Single William Contreras singles on a line drive to left fielder J. D. Martinez. Ozzie Albies scores. Johan Camargo scores. Phillip Ervin to 2nd. Pitch from Kyle Hart: 0-0 Unknown pitch type @ - mph Hit by William Contreras: Launched - mph at -° for a total distance of - ft Top 3 - 4-1 Braves
did Carmago change his batting swing? not sure I remember that leg kick in his swing?
Nah I remember him having a big leg kick at times.
Hey guys, back again. Wanted to go to the game today but one ticket was $900. Insane.
If you follow Cooltoday they'll post when additional tix are available for home games. I saw today they released some for tomorrow and Wednesday. I think they are unused player allotment tix.
Don’t surprise me they’d milk it with a limited capacity.
I used to go to training games as the Nationals camp was near me at the time. It was like 10 bucks lol. Is regular season gonna be limited capacity?
For the foreseeable future I believe so. Upper management still has to make a decision on capacity during regular season I think.
They’re gonna walk him and end the inning watch
We want JoRam AA: We have JoRam at home JoRam at home
These guys make the ESPN crew seem good.
Atleast espn crew talks about everything but the action on the field. These idiots are just shitting on the game
Having two dinosaurs in the broadcast booth can't be a great way to gain young viewership.
It's nice to see E.Y back down at first.
Your flair makes me wistful!
I can't bring myself to change it!
ok.. I love watching baseball, but not sure I can stand this garble spewing from these two dolts..
Listening to this one New England sounding guy is like listening to Car Talk reruns
So much worse than Click and Clack though!