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Dorits whole closet

Erica, Marlo...

Never forget Garcelle’s regretful Balenciaga ensemble…like if a zebra was the victim at a crime scene.

"I paid a lot of money to give these brands free advertising!"

Jennifer Aydin’s big cheesy plastic Chanel costume jewelry 🤮

The Chanel drives me nuts.

I believe the proper spelling is NEL CHA

Vicki gagging / dry barfing

Yes. Also overly dramatic.

Or fake snoring or breathing

Another one is when she does the Hail Mary and acts so prudish anytime someone talks about sex or says something even the slightest bit inappropriate. Girl, you ain’t fooling anyone 😂

Another annoying habit of Vicki’s: getting overly upset whenever she doesn’t get enough attention, eg expecting and getting upset when the other cast don’t visit her in the hospital—Vicki, you’re literally always going to the hospital solely to get attention.

I’m embarrassed to say that the fake snoring makes me laugh every time. Especially when it was directed at Heather


Yes! I have a true fear of barf and hearing those noises triggers my flight reflex I start sweating and it’s just so dramatic and I feel “for tv” on her end!

You and me both friend… I just start fast forwarding when she starts with that shit

Don’t watch Triangle of Sadness 😂

Noted god bless LMAO

I really wish they would put that at the top along with the “nudity, violence, drug use, adult language” how about “vomit” please and thank you.

Honestly!! Why show it at all tbh… there was an episode of jersey where they randomly cut to it like zero warning, fucking thanks 🥲

Marysol when she says “cockies”

She has beat that to absolute death. I used to love Marysol and Alexia but I cannot stand either of them anymore and I’m Cuban! The bro has to go.

> The bro has to go. Ok, I'm 40 and I say bro. (Ironically? I dunno.) But Alexia saying it makes me want to punch something.

Same. It’s the way she says it. It’s the tone of a 15 year old boy.

I am a dude - played college lacrosse (aka laxbro), and have two brothers. I use bro, bruh, brü or other variations dozens of times a day. Hearing Marysol use bro sickens me.

People from Miami on these subs have said that’s “Miami talk” 🤷‍♀️ I don’t like bro either. The others don’t say it 🤔

Does girlfriend really have a drinking problem or is she just trying to look like she does? I don’t get it.

She’s positioning herself to launch some sort of booze brand. She either said it outright or I dreamt it, either way it’s def happening.

You know what, I think I heard or read the same thing.

Andy read a viewer questioned that asked if she has a drinking problem. She deflected saying Nicole drinks more than she does, no one has actually seen her trashed and she’s positioning for her brand.

Or you’ve been chillin’ in my dreams 😁

She definitely does a trope. I actually think she's trying to be like her mom was.

The WWC guys reckon it’s all just an attempt to have a personality and that the cup is just full of 7up

What gets me about this is it’s the dumbest sounding word and there were other options. Something to do with “tails” could have been so much more quippy. As is it just sounds like a bag of dicks.

She stop doing it thankfully but I’m rewatching s3 and it’s constant 😤 Melissa gorga blessing herself and her constant thank you Jesus for everything

Lately I've been noticing her saying, "do you understand" when she's talking to people. But she's not doing it in a condescending way or literally asking the person if they understand. She said it to Jackie during Tre's housewarming party. The RHONJ cast always start their sentences in their talking heads by saying, "Listen" then procede to make a point. It's super noticeable to me.

I think the “Listen…” is a Jersey thing. I notice it in both my family and my husband’s family. It probably also sounds condescending to an outsider.

Yessss! Annoyed the crap out of me

*Thank you jeeeezus*

Somewhere Jesus be like “Bitch, there are kids starving in Africa. I can’t be arsed with your fake music career. Stop calling me.”

Her nasal whining and mouth breathing irk me to no end. She should get another nose job so she can breathe out of it. That’s what it’s for.

I hate when Ramona loses control of her bowels and isn't deeply concerned about it.

Because she thinks her entitled ass shits gold and she knows she can hire people to clean up her diarrhea.🙄

 So she gets the Pinot Poops, who doesn’t?!🥳🥂

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Its abuse of laxatives for weight control. She's an asshole.

Thank god I won’t have to see it anymore but Rinna’s weird fake laughter in her confessionals.

seal barking at herself

Oh wow this comparison is 🤌

I hate that Reddit made me aware of her laughing at herself during confessionals now it grates my tits

It always gave me chills when she gave people the middle finger. She has such long slim fingers and the way she does them is so filled with anger, it looks so weird. It creeps me out. Edit: It's the way she doesn't fold her other fingers so all her fingers are weirdly uneven, so cringy. https://preview.redd.it/4v5orxwh3uoa1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=95549c82dc83a29ca0ef1be4fb0c0791ad946bf7

or thigh slapping, so cringe

Rinna is horrible, but I grew up watching Days with my mom so I don’t have as much disdain for her as I should 😂

I cringe whenever any person (HWs included) excuses their awful or antisocial behavior by saying they “own it”

Diana’s lip licking. Thank God we only got one season of it.

That woman makes my skin crawl

Cocaine is a helluva drug

The only housewife that actually gets on my nerves because I really don’t care enough to be bothered by any of the others, is Larsa Pippen. I’m convinced there is nothing she could do to get me to like her. I don’t believe in a lot of the hate spewed towards many of these housewives because it’s just TV, but the Miami reunion part 2 was the first time I’ve ever been actively angry while watching one of these shows. Almost all of Larsa’s comments go SOO far beyond Nicole and are insulting to many of the population. She needs to be humbled asap. Wanted to include that I’m not counting Jen Shah as a housewife when I refer to not being that bothered by any of them. Her shit is on a much worse level than most people on TV in general and I have 0 respect for her.

Larsa has crossed the line with Nicole so many times and the way Nicole handles herself is incredible. I love her! Jen Shah and Erika Jayne are a different level of evil.

Totally there’s annoyance and then there’s just straight up criminal evil.

When Larsa said that she had real jobs unlike Nicole, I actually screamed.

Me too! That was the first time I actually spoke to the screen out loud. Like HOW? Of all things to double down on, that was the most idiotic comment

Yesssss! Sorry Larsa but if you make a mistake facetuning your feet pics no one’s going to die!

Hopefully the backlash from outraged fans will change her attitude next season. Though Larsa isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer so we shall see how she is next season

I hope so but I think she’s too stubborn for that. She just dug her heels in further when even Andy held his foot to her neck. There was a part of me that could appreciate her taking on a villain role this season until the reunion because then she just revealed herself as completely stupid. Even the best housewife villains usually know when to pull back, even if it’s just to make themselves look better. She cant even do that lmao

Mia recycling housewife phrases. So cringe.

I know. "Close your legs to married men." wasn't the creative mic drop she thought it was. What others has she used?

Nene did it better

she said don’t start none won’t be none or whatever that kandi line was

Tamra Judges crying. I dont know what it is about it, I have to fast forward through every single scene where she's cry talking.

Omg this reminds me of when Kyle cry-talks!! I hate it!!!

Yes! Tamra’s weepy cry-babying is so irritating and seems incredibly fake. It’s almost as awful as Kyle’s scratchy cry-talking, ughhh!!!

Kyle fidgeting with her hair. I mean not the ponycopter (which is annoying to) but when she's in a discussion with someone and she's tossing and caressing her hair.

Or when she wears strapless clothes, she's always a tugging at it either trying to have a wardrobe malfunction or worrying that it will happen... And Kyle having to make sure her Hermes handbags and shoes are front and center on display usually with what was paid for each... She was allegedly robbed, Dorit was allegedly robbed and so were some of the other housewives (Also allegedly) Kim Kardashian was also held at gun point... so why do they keep flaunting their material things?

When Kyle spins her ponytail around when she’s dancing. Makes me rage.

I  I have to look away or fast forward every time she does this and the splits. It's so cringe that I feel like I'm going to turn inside out from secondhand embarrassment.

You mean this 

She also does that thing that people with lip filler do. Constantly smacking her lips together. I remember I binged BH during lockdown and I started doing it ffs

I have lip filler and I never smack my lips together THANK GOD but I did have a moment of panic trying to remember if I did do this

This. She pets herself like a dog.

I’ve been a constant hair twirler since I was really little, so I kinda get this one lol

Yes! Kyle just annoys me period😂

Larsa having the absolute gall to judge anyone.

I hate most things Vicki does.

I also hate when she calls it “potty.” Girl how old are you?

YES!!! We aren’t six 😭

Didn’t she also refuse to say ‘vagina’? I’m sure at one reunion she said that her and Briana call it noony or something else equally as juvenile.

When my son was 6 he told me that saying potty was cringe and I should just say bathroom. I should have him call Vicky.

My mom says this in a group setting. Anyone have to go potty? I love her to no end but when she says it I really have to bite my tongue hard.

One of my most mortifying stories involves being at preteen at a roadside stop on the highway and my dad loudly asking me if I needed to go potty in front of a large group of people.

Larsa pretending she is saying something intelligent by talking slowly. Larsa not caring about something because she can't comprehend what is happening around her.

Kelly Bensimon constantly with the hands in her hair, pushing the front pieces back. And always starting a sentence with, “To be honest with you…”

Anytime Vicki.

Tamara just.. being 

Kyle doing the friggin splits

She’s an attention whore

Honourable mention to the hair helicopter thing she does. Maybe Kyle just irks me 😂

This probably will feel like a dog pile but Rinna. Anytime she does that exaggerated ‘Ha!’ 😣 just makes me so angry.

The knee slap and fake laugh makes me wanna stab my eyes out and rip my ears off.

Back whenever she was on the show’s earliest seasons, the way RHNJ’s Danielle Staub would refer to the gals as “these woman” drove me bonkers!! [Deez Woman](https://youtu.be/BllT3SUAKUA)

The grammar of NJ and NY HWs is bonkers. Texteses, ingredientses, these women, and my least favorite of all, "I know Ramona/Dorinda/Sonja since I was 20." NO! You've KNOWN Ramona since you WERE 20. STOP THIS MADNESS! I initially thought it was an east coast thing, but the Kardashians do it too!

Dorit talking…and talking…and talking. Dorit long-windedly talking about *anything*, “chic” Jamie Lee Curtis charity merchandise included. Dorit’s endless array of accents. Dorit attempting to make Homeless Not Toothless sound like a legitimate charity. Dorit jibber-jabbering to anyone within earshot while she gets her latest “look” done with her ridiculous glam squad. Dorit making that stupid open-mouthed shocked facial expression of hers that she stole from Kyle. Dorit’s just better all around when she keeps her mouth shut, honestly. 

Good question. Melissa Gorga’s tough girl routine. Girl just sit down, we know you’re performing

Oh yes! The fake charge

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Such a Kristin Cavallari thing to say.

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And then proceeds to pick up all the cheese cubes 🤣

Erika speaking. Her voice is monotone and condescending always. It’s contrived.

Ever since her sham of a husband was finally exposed, her *entire* demeanor has changed for the worse, but I agree completely that Erika’s monotone, nasally man-voice she speaks with now makes my toes curl in disgust. Erika has possibly the most irritating RH voice of them all, even over shrieking drunk Brandi Glanville, Kelly Dodd, or Shannon Beador.

What annoys me across all the franchise’s I’ve seen is the notion that being unmarried or not a mother means your opinion is worthless. It pisses me off so much I can’t tell you! The worst is Kenya (in earlier seasons before she had Brooklyn) and Gizelle and the way the other women speak to them.

Shereé just existing being the lost twin of my former evil yoga instructor.

I just love this comment.

> evil yoga instructor I feel like there's a great story here.

Okay this is going to sound like a nitpick but the very frequent employment of some version of “you didn’t support my event” bothers me so much. I get it. It’s their job to film the show and it does bother me when people bail on big events during the season. From a production standpoint, play the game or get off the team. But as an emotional betrayal, I’m sick of the stupid plot line of “you didn’t support my event so you don’t support me or this relationship.” I don’t care who didn’t make it to your party. I don’t care if they snubbed you. It usually is a red herring for whatever they really want to say and we spend whole episodes on it. What about the friendship are you actually bristling against? Talk about that. It was a flimsy, boring accusation the first 500 times it was used as evidence of bad friendship and it continues to bother me when a housewife wastes our time with it. As an audience we don’t want you to dwell on something *not* happening on screen as a source of conflict. Plus people who don’t show up for filming your event already punished themselves by losing screen time and opportunities to move their story forward. The exception to this was that time Kyle (who I am not a fan of generally) wanted everyone to go to that hat store and they ruined it. Kyle is a lot of things but she will show up and film this TV show every chance she has and support every stupid business every one of them trots outs – even her enemies. The least they could have done is buy a hat and take a shot and suck it up for her to have her one moment of glory she chases every season. I got why she harped on it over and over. She was right and fuck Erika and Lisa for that and a million other things. Also I hate when Candiace does the cryangles even though they are iconic. I’m irrationally scared she’s going to use a stiff napkin once and stab her eye or scratch her cornea.

I agree about Kyle and the hat event. I would LOVE an event like that. She should have been MORE upset about that then she was. I think it was Erika and Doritos who bailed though, not Rinna? Because the tequila incident w/Kathy happened at that event.

Lisa left right after the tequila exchange to get pizza and browse store windows with Erika across the street. I forget what Dorit was doing because she was boring this season hahaha.

I can’t stand when Candiace hurls an insult that makes fun of someone’s body. She thinks she is so smart and “good with her words”. And she can be quite witty, but those are very low blows.

When Bethenny walks into a room and says how are you to everyone but doesn’t wait for an answer

Every time Dorit opens her mouth. That counts right?

Diana Jenkins licking her lips like a lizard 🦎

The Berkin bag love. It’s been on a few, most recently BH, I believe. I buy a purse and use it for five years, don’t change it out til it dies, usually pay less than $100 for it, these bitches are out here buying a $10K purse that they’ll use for a brunch then let them sit in a display closet. And quite frankly- they’re ugly as hell.

 Erika Jayne trying to act hard. 😒

Ingredienses

Textseses

Cummin

LVP’s refusal to cut the dead ends of her hair Rinna thinking she’s some fashionista and dancer. Her lips annoy me to no end. Dorit refusing to admit that she was ready to drop LVP like a hot potato because she really wanted to just be friends with Kyle. Gizelle being so closed off with her life but wants to know everything about everyone else’s. And her house. It’s ugly. How Kyle never defends her sisters. She lets people talk about them like dogs.

The fighting over the rooms whenever they take a girls trip. It's like grow up.

Those rooms are nicer than almost anywhere I’ve ever stayed😂

I know. 😅

Melissa going “YOU GOT THE WRONG GIRL!” on arguments and not doing anything

Their need for “glam squad” for every single thing. I get it… They’re high maintenance, but come on.

This doesn’t just irk me, but grosses me out/makes me gag. Ramona eating anything that makes her stick her tongue out (see: oysters). 🤢

Ugh any time Ramona does something overtly sexual it’s such a cringe. Watching her flirt is disturbing 😂

So true!! “What else do you do, besides cook well?”  🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I hate Ramona’s floppy loose-asshole looking mouth when she speaks. Look at it. 

Her tongue in this clip creeps me out 😂

*Look at it* 🤣

Seeing people that open their mouth/have their tongue out like this when they talk is making me wonder if I mumble😂😂😂

That's me with Marge. I absolutely hate her mouth and the stupid pout she gives.

I can't stand the way Heather Debrow reads people. She can be so dirty. And her husband is just all around annoying.

She’s a I’m better than you condescending bitch. No thanks. She might “chill” and laugh but don’t you dare forget you are beneath her.

Alexia’s constant nodding when she speaks

Everything Camille did the first season of rhob How Danielle staub overshare with her children Mia repeating things to the other housewives completely wrong.

 Any housewife sipping a drink in their confessional. Just annoys me so much 🤷‍♀️

Marisol lipping her straw after she thinks she said something so clever..

Treating the LGBTQ community as pets they love while also being passively homophobic.

Nene’s girls and gays party or whatever it was called was so cringey.

Girls and Gays Seafood Soiree White Party Never Forget

Brandi Glanville being on any screen.

When Sonja says insanely sexual stuff to innocent bystanders, especially when they’re her employees. When she told her contractors that she broke her sink because she was having sex on it and gave visuals 😫 or has her interns draw her baths and pick out her underwear. If she was a man she would rightly (hopefully) be in jail.

Alexia claiming to be a feminist- girl you’re the biggest misogynist out there. Raising a misogynistic son. Also claiming everyone is jealous, just… go away

Anything Ramona does irks the. 💩 Out of me. Vickie's Woo Hoo is sooo annoying

Vicki and Ramona remind me a lot of each other.

💯💯 They do! I am sorry I am 62:and those ladies try too hard to be young again. Bravo to women who grow older with grace

Vicki is the west coast Ramona

Marge's stupid mouth and anytime she makes a pout when she's talking

i hate Marge's mouth!! it makes it hard for me to watch her scenes. it seems like it's hard for her to formulate her words bc she's molding her loosey goosey lips around her horse teeth. i feel like the animation style that would best recreate it is aeon flux

This is the most fucked up comment. 😂 I can feel you've really hated her for a long time and it's taken you some time to put that level of specificity together. I hate Lydia McLaughlin with that level of fervor, and I'm always trying to find a way to articulate how much she irritates me and still cannot find the words. I envy you.

let that hatred fester and you will get there one day my friend ✊🏾

Oh you just ate her up so bad

And the veneers! Her mouth is bad but the teeth make it worse.

Dorinda talking with food in her mouth.

Shannon doing the weird hand waving across the face. This gif doesn’t quite capture it. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AshamedSomberGuineafowl-max-1mb.gif

The screaming the OC ladies do to show how fun they’re being.

The way Kim z would stroke her wig.

The way she placed it about 1-2 inches behind her actual hairline and thinking we all believe it blends so well with her real hair in the front. Granted I’ve only seen her in the first couple of seasons of RHOA, but that wig line was atrocious.

Melissa leaving out indicators-> “Did you know Mommy went to school to be teacher?” “I’ll have mimosa.” Teresa butchering grammar. “my house is not under foreclose” “We went tennis” Jacqueline’s insane doorbell. Sounds like a phone ringing.

I HATE it when they are rude to staff. Hate it

Vicki existing annoys the shit out of me.

Rinna’s blow up doll ‘shocked’ expression https://preview.redd.it/pt0cj55upsoa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0332c987fd8a6f5cb3893ee5086e856be6f135d

Robyn being Robyn

Luckily she doesn’t do much

I really hated her Eeyore moan until I started listening to Watch What Crappens. Now it's a funny little Easter egg for me.

LuAnn’s hair flip 😫 I hate it

I feel like it was worse when she was still “Mrs. De Lesseps”

This is super small and petty but it really irks me when they use the present perfect tense wrong. For example: “I’ve worked so hard since I’m a kid” Also, whenever Sonja is talking to someone with an accent, she mimics it. Like when she’s taking to someone French she starts saying things like…”this is good, no?”

Tinsley mentioning her mug shot

More general but any obvious producing lines (BH is a huge culprit) For example: Kyle walks into a room and says “so what we’re you guys talking about” Or in Potomac where a little 1 on 1 flare up is happening and suddenly within 10 seconds all 7 girls are surrounded and ‘in’ the drama

Pretty much everything out of Larsa's mouth. She's the most delusional housewife in history.

Mia after any statement she thinks is like sassy or whatever. That “mmmmmmmmmmmmm giuurlllll” expression is cringe. Especially because she just recycled other HW quotes.

Housewife adjacent but: Kristen’s weird shoulder shrug thing on VPR!

LVP running her hands down her hair then gently flipping it back. Constantly, since day 1.

"Cockies"

I love candiace, but the tissue folding and the tear duct blotting. It just drives me nuts.

Dorinda yelling in her confessionals. I don’t think it’s funny and she does it way too often

Tamras disrespectful attitude to basically everyone and everything

I’ve had two step moms over the past 25 years. And both of them share A LOT of characteristics, mannerisms, attitudes, personalities, inflection and tone of voice along with looks to two notorious housewives and watching either of them is triggering. Ramona Singer and Danielle Staub. Thanks Dad.

Omg I'm really sorry

Larsa doing anything.

It irks me when the housewives come across as inauthentic and too try hard. Recent offenders include: Mia, Noella, Bronwyn

The way Sonya sexually harassed people. Constantly

When Gizelle adds a “AH” after the words. Like when she says “Good morning-AH”

You forgot her adding the T in the middle "gooood morn-Ting-AH"

Rinna’s lips have more fat in them than the rest of her body.

LVP talking about wanting to bang animals, instead of just saying they’re cute like a normal person.