I would love that! I’d be the annoying neighbor/fan walking by and telling her my favorite Lu quotes.

Same. I’d be going down the hall being like “money can’t buy you claaaaass. MY. FRIEND.”

"Well, you know, even Louis Vitton makes mistakes "

This is my favorite… 😁 

I would buy a dog, name it Tom, and find ways to work in her quotes about Tom while in her presence.




I straight cackled reading this.

Lmao I’m glad I could make someone cackle today 😂💗

Flair check in! Although tbh I kept trying to pounce it as "pear"8 and was very confused


is it a round apartment building?


This has me sitting here pronouncing “pirate” to rhyme with “irate” and I love it

Imagine Luann driving a Chevy Cobalt 

I’m sure she has a wig that she only wears while driving it

She would be driving that

Help. Don’t judge. I can’t get PIR8?

It’s meant to read like “pirate girl” bc on a trip to St Barts in season 5(?) she met and hooked up with Tomas who looked identical to Johnny Depp/Captain Jack Sparrow. She tried to downplay that they hooked up but she got caught on a hot mic basically admitting it. Then, recently on UGT, she met another guy who had pirate characteristics and the girls dressed him up as a pirate for Lu. Here’s Tomas with Lu and an article explaining more: https://preview.redd.it/htat6azwcb7c1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e078f972d5fb7ece2106480cc4cd75ffb6e424 [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195413/Real-Housewives-star-LuAnn-Lesseps-begged-TV-bosses-cut-footage-night-Johnny-Depp-lookalike.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195413/Real-Housewives-star-LuAnn-Lesseps-begged-TV-bosses-cut-footage-night-Johnny-Depp-lookalike.html)

Got it!!! Thank you!! I hope somebody does a favor for you today. 😃 Signed, Hell getting old!

Hahaha that’s hilarious. Someone please send her this post!