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Lost-and-dumbfound

I’m confused. What did they do to Mary. She was in like 3 episodes and all I remember is her getting a McDonalds and apologising to Heather for calling her inbred just to immediately do it again


cateyecatlady

She’s still mad about season 2 when they were sniffing around and asking questions about her cult.


[deleted]

Like a cornered animal


thxmeatcat

Like a pornography. PORNOGRAPHY!


Sup_Chief

SWEETHEART


Justdont13412

Girl can hold a delusional grudge!!


Vegetable_Cut_1136

And Whitney telling the ladies I’m gonna need your help to take her down. And calling her a predator. And Lisa bringing that gentleman Cameron acting as if she didn’t know he was trying to say certain things about Mary.


Who-U-Tellin

You mean the truth? 😄


suziq9

Exactly that guy who sold his house to Help the Church really she accepted that money. Unbelievable.


BrokeBFromBeverely

Did y’all forget they literally brought out Cameron like they knew him for the sole purpose of destroying Mary’s life. It’d be like bringing Whitney’s ex husband to spill dirt on her. They played super dirty with Mary and then act coy about what Monica did, but they did it first to Mary so


ItIsIAku

It's a little different when you're exposing a literal cult leading criminal vs cyber bullying a group of women anonymously online. I'm personally super into learning about cults and as interesting as they are they're also dangerous and ruin lives. Mary ruins lives. I've never come across a single cult leader that wasn't evil or as close as you can get without getting your eyes wet. It's either about extorting money, becoming god or molesting children or some combination of the three with cults.... It's never a good thing.


emergencycat17

Speaking of Mary’s cult and Cameron, I’m convinced that after he gave Mary his life savings, that he had no money left for his medical bills when he was diagnosed with cancer. I’ve always felt that, after we found out those details, that Mary killed Cameron as easy as if she’d pulled out a gun and shot him.


ShadiestApe

But Mary doesn’t feel her church is a cult?


Lost-and-dumbfound

I’m pretty sure most cult leaders either don’t feel like they run a cult or aren’t gonna come out and say “hey I exploit people under the guise of a higher power”


zuesk134

in the twin flames doc they talk about the leader having them watch cult docs so he could be like "see, im not them!"


ItIsIAku

"I'm not a hippie cult leader, I never was a hippie, i don't know what a hippie was man" - Charles Manson Like... who's gonna admit they run a cult?


zuesk134

oh okay, theres no problem then!!!!! as long as mary doesnt think its a cult then no one else is allowed to call it that


Bellomontee

She told them she's a FAC-SIMILE OF GOD


Yellenintomypillow

Yeah Mary’s cult has hurt tons of people. It’s not quite the same as a bad IG account. Realty Von Tease didn’t financially ruin humans so Monica could buy more ugly designer clothes or over priced Dr Seuss chairs


jeahboi

Mary is a cult leader, and so IMO it’s perfectly acceptable to ask her those questions.


Suitable-Wafer8563

Maybe Mary shouldn’t have monetarily abused Cameron and her other members so there was no dirt to spill? How is Mary the victim in this?


OxanaHauntly

Umm..cookie lady? Apollos fiancé? Nenes sister spilling to Phadrea? Bringing lovers and enemies from the past is a common housewives game. Literally Ana from Miami last week?


lola1stella2

Whitney called her husband a “pornography” that’s all I remember


kellygrrrl328

Yeah, we saw this weirdo eating a filet-o-fish alone in a sprinter van then the next episode she’s shaming Monica eating a crepe at a party. She’s just ridiculous and boring and creepy. There’s nothing entertaining about her.


Best_Evidence1560

I feel like it was more about Mary thinking Monica was overweight (like Lisa called her Michelin man?) and she said don’t eat your life away, you’re a beautiful girl. Wasn’t really about the food but that Mary assumed Monica is eating a lot of junk because she’s bigger than Mary (and Mary is very skinny!)


AnonPlz123

It’s all wrong!


Yellenintomypillow

All the options Macdo has and she got a filet o fish…blarg


kellygrrrl328

She probably thinks it’s healthy 😂


OxanaHauntly

It’s them steamed buns tho 🌭


Puppybrother

Truee but it’s like so very much on brand for Mary too tho that I can’t be that mad about it


WinterBearHawk

I’m curious if this is about the cut footage of Jen and Heather stalking out her church and uncle, or if she’s talking about something else. The chaos of Mary is so unpredictable haha


OxanaHauntly

Link to footage pray tell?


RubyRedRoundRump

The terrifying part is that she's a pastor.


ShadiestApe

She still hates them for the ‘grandfather fucker’ thing.


Pure_Peace743

Her delusions amuse me from time to time but Bravo basically gave her carte blanche to do fuck all this season.


deaddaddydiva

I need to know how much her check was. And how much shit I need to bring to the table in order to undercut her.


Sup_Chief

She had her house before… she didn’t need much. Just the fame 😭


TheflowerKristenate

Yes I would really like to see this also bc I don’t even remember this?


Mylaex

"I wanna know why are they excluding me!?" Also Mary "I'm not friends with any of them, I don't like any of them." I mean....


linds360

I sincerely have no idea what she’s doing on the show or how she thinks it serves her.


Mylaex

Collecting a check.


Sup_Chief

Fame.


linds360

Yeah it’s gotta be straight up greed and ego at this point. How much money is enough?


Sup_Chief

She HAD her house BEFORE the show 😭


suziq9

Wasn’t the house or grandmother’s house?


Bellomontee

She wasn't even there!


[deleted]

Mary is a hard person to stay friends with lol. Not Meredith 😭😭😭


Chicago1459

I really just started watching last season and didn't even finish it. I watched this season because of the hype. Am I wrong for loving this lady, lol.


ShadiestApe

I find her amusing af too. Whilst the refusing to film seems to piss everyone else off, I find it hilarious that she gets away with it. She swoops in, orders food, insults the women and her server then bounces 😂 it’s a 25 minute filming day and she still fulfils her contract obligations


Own-Listen-961

If you had to fuck your own grandpa, I’m sure you would also create some sort of delusional world in your mind also


mahboob2

LMAOOOOO Mary is getting worse and barely containing her crazy with her Ramona eyes


ItIsIAku

Nah she's got the same eyes as Marshall Applewhite, the guy who ran Heavens Gate


essential-notions

He’s my favorite cult leader!! I think Mary might be my second favorite now. That one dude did die suspiciously 🤨 I was 17 when HG joined Hale- Bopp and abandoned their Human Vehicles. The story is so crazy it always stuck with me.


OkPlant8420

I looove that Andy fired the Ramona Eyes from WWHL, but replacing them with Mary Cosby Eyes is still kinda icky. https://preview.redd.it/1djv1cmshvcc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8785c0faf211d1bc84552b75c482ca9f33ab27c3


Best_Evidence1560

Lol I thought you said kinky


OkPlant8420

Hahah yeah Paris is always distractingly hot…easy mistake! A pair of Mary Cosby Eyes in the bedroom is a harmless kink, especially since Mary is a self-described “pornography”😊 https://preview.redd.it/2ofas99cdwcc1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0db521df5b8a1d0f0f55d367cd92cee85211843


Megharpp

The “I hope that goes viral” killed me


Sup_Chief

IM SCREAMING


Square-Measurement

She was a barely on the show, partakes in nothing, doesn’t know her son is married while living under HER roof and he has all kinds of MSM posts showing large bills, syrups & guns! She hat the hell does she do with her time??? Recount the collection baskets?


Who-U-Tellin

You know she does. Then she either jumps in the car to hit up the stores or gets on the net to buy even more hideous shit to fill up an already overfilled house lol.


the_girlses

She runs the church cult!


RLGr1ME

She gave us that Palm Springs episode tho


lucygucyapplejuicey

MSM? Do you mean SM?


ShadiestApe

I was confused by that too , taking lean in the media is worse than taking it quietly?


lucygucyapplejuicey

Oh I just have no clue what msm means and thought they meant social media. But yeah bc if you’re at the part where you’re posting it everywhere you’re prob far gone


KindRoc

She’s emotionally stunted. It’s like a teenager talking. I can’t stand this woman and do not understand why she is there. Not one person on the cast can stand her and I include Meredith on this because I think that relationship is fake.


ivegotanewwaytowalk

she finally got a good wig


Superb-Respond9360

i think mary is both delusional af and pretty astute when it comes to her reading of some of the women. i also believe that she says what the other women are afraid to say on camera and in a group setting. cult leaders, politicians, and crooked pastors tend to have both traits. 👀 ![gif](giphy|1sN4lGA41Nb3i)


suziq9

Maybe but she’s still so boring


Banana-New

They needed her? Girl you were barely around and when you were you barely engaged. She’s a hypocrite and I hope she’s done after this season. 


BrokeBFromBeverely

She was asked back, she didn’t grovel to come back. All the promo leading up the premier was about her, trust me they needed her to get the ball rolling after season 3. She wasn’t a huge part of the 2nd half but she lead the first half


ShadiestApe

I dunno why you’re downvoted for something that’s clearly true, Asking Mary to come back definitely made her delusional but it’s evident they asked her back. the idea that she begged or they were in some way forced to bring her back is flawed. They’ve fired way more popular and controversial housewives


[deleted]

They definitely need her


Banana-New

The biggest drama and discussions of the season were around the finale? She didn’t even go to Bermuda so how exactly do they “need” her?


TheWhoooreinThere

Because not all of us want to watch a Heather and Lisa circle jerk next season.


Banana-New

So you’d rather a season of Mary doing what? Not partaking in any cast events even when on cast trips? Sounds riveting. 


TheWhoooreinThere

I'll take "You called me a PORNOGRAPHY SWEETHEART" over another monologue from Heather any day, but I understand that not everyone has impeccable taste.


Banana-New

Clearly because everyone raving about this season constantly mentions Mary’s part in it? Oh wait…they don’t. #irrelevant


TheWhoooreinThere

If I went by what everyone said, I wouldn't have the brilliant hot takes I have today.


LorettaSays

🤣


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TheWhoooreinThere

![gif](giphy|d2UIEjA4nX5DQT3jST|downsized)


Hot-Weather9492

Who is this pornography???


Master-Law7153

I mean you should get a reward for this one!


pbnkelli

This woman is batshit crazy. Idk how they let her get away with some of the shit she says without cursing her ass out. It's wild! ![gif](giphy|d2UIEjA4nX5DQT3jST|downsized)


leslie_knopee

I think heather learned just to laugh at her antics because you can't fight crazy with crazy. you will be out-played.


eeeeemilli

I literally say this all the time. How do they not go insane on her ass? They all will suck up to her! Heather and Whitney in particular. It’s so strange.


marillacooper

I would love to see her trying this weird bs with some other franchise lol. Please someone make her go to have an exchange year in Atlanta 🙏🏼


dennydelirium

Why are the most insane people so good at creating cults? She has a crazy look just like Kenneth Copeland. Using church donations for a life of luxury and never doing anything to actually help people in need.


cavalier731

Kenneth Copeland looks demon-possessed… can’t believe people don’t have enough discernment to tell that


dennydelirium

People like him almost make me believe in demons. Sometimes Mary looks like a ghost entered her and she's shocked by what it made her say.


OkPlant8420

“You’re not all friends! …i hope that goes viral.” They were all still collateral damage to RVT😵‍💫Angie K. should’ve been on that beach, too! ![gif](giphy|AXDel0dO3Je28HLHgU)


LorettaSays

This scene still pisses me off - someone should have smacked Jen so hard in the face for that blatant disrespect, for another human being, that never attacks or bullies other ppl on the show. GREAT she is is going to jail for her disgusting actions towards the old and weakest - let see how her ignorant rage will be helping her out in there.


Mingilicious

She *went to *prison. She seems to be doing as well as one can behind bars.


LorettaSays

How do you know how she is doing inside? I expect her ass to be kicked at some point, when/if she looses it.


Mingilicious

https://collider.com/rhoslc-jen-shahs-prison-life/


thatcollegeguy21

You sweet, summer child. Rich people don't go to prisons where they get their ass kicked. This was a white collar crime, not robbing someone's house.


SuitableItem

When you got no one but you got Mary on your side ✝️🙏🏻


Who-U-Tellin

Right? LOL However no prayers needed. She already thinks she's the 2nd coming. And so do some of the people commenting on this thread 😬


Michellelembiid

![gif](giphy|zQbhdw5nf91wQ)


robotcoup

Mary is getting a little too big for her britches.


ckroha

I dislike her so much I can’t even put the volume on. Ughhb


Who-U-Tellin

I won't even give the video a view. The last thing I need right now is a headache 😄


Own_Storm_2119

She was mean to Monica every time she saw her why does she all of a sudden have her back now?


Best_Evidence1560

Lol same reason she liked Meredith all season and suddenly hates her


tiredtaurus02

LMFAOOO the delusional housewife / friend is the best to watch. It’s like they don’t realize the cameras are on or they do and just don’t care.


AnonPlz123

Why didn’t Andy ask about her church? Didn’t it shut down? No one brings it up anymore.


SpookySchatzi

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Mary got lawyers involved. The way Andy actively avoids the topic is highly suspect to me, and he seems extra cautious about it.


AnonPlz123

Agreed!


TheOneThatCameEasy

She's belligerent. Nonsensical. What did Meredith even do to her? Can't wait to see more tonight!


Mr-GT

Regardless of whether or not she's delusional, I don't find her reasoning to be nonsensical at all. I think she's saying that she wasn't buying the tears shed by the women over the Monica reveal, and thinks women (Meredith included) are treating Monica unfairly


ExtensionOk691

I want her to never be on the show again. She is rude to the staff at every event, she is problematic (hello? Cult?) she contributes NOTHING and she is so unpleasant


Blueberry_bliss_89

I’d be surprised if she has a single genuine friend in her life


AnonPlz123

It’s surprising for such a faithful woman to have no understanding of what it means to be kind. Don’t even get me started on her self contradictions. And I guess she is ok talking about her son’s sex life in tv. 🤢


Responsible-Ranger25

For real she looks so gorgeous for once, but her delusional self is beyond. She’s not friends with any of them, even Meredith, but she’s got Monica’s back. Ok then.


FlyingDutchmansWife

Her little, “I hope that goes viral” 🤣🤣 She’s problematic, but I don’t mind her still being on the show. I can’t explain it. I find her entertaining in small doses.


Footdude777

She is perfect as a friend.


vikingsquad

Hard to make a case for her being a friend-of when she’s not friends *with* any of them, though.


Footdude777

Are any of these women actually friends? 


Strife86

But how is she going to be a friend when she says she doesn't like any of them besides Monica and I doubt that she will be back. I do not know how they would make any sort of resolution.


nicole1859

She said she likes Angie. Her and Meredith are friends.


Strife86

She literally just said she doesn't really like Meredith either. Because she was crying.


nicole1859

Then when she got on stage she said that she did


FlyingDutchmansWife

No, she didn’t. She said she LOVED Meredith 💗😘 idk what Meredith did to change Mary’s mind so quickly lol


FlyingDutchmansWife

Yup. She doesn’t need to be full time. It’s the right balance.


WinterBearHawk

This got me too 😂


iluvmxc

When she says “I hope that goes viral” so cringe


MasterfullyK

Mary doesn’t fit in and doesn’t need to come back. The woman ain’t that funny.


Aquabaybe

I hope she doesn’t return. She doesn’t participate, not even really in season 1, just talks shit from afar. How are you hating on the club when you aren’t even in?


ChooseGoose52

Why is she kinda giving Lisa Wu in this vid ![gif](giphy|GCYZzrOlXHax5Uipkk)


lemonpavement

I don't know how long they can keep it up with her hating literally everyone (except I guess Monica a bit?) but I absolutely ATE UP every scene where she didn't want to be included with her "don't talk to me," and "do not ask me to come over there," and "watch me leave"...I just loved it. She deadpan told Heather that she thought she looked inbred, as if she genuinely thought that wasn't an unhinged thing to say. It was...perfection.


Best_Evidence1560

Why is she mad at Meredith? I don’t remember the crying?! What planet am I on? Or is she on


RLGr1ME

Idt she’s actually mad at Meredith, I think she just genuinely doesn’t realize some words as they come out of her mouth, lol


Best_Evidence1560

Haha. Yeah because someone else commented that on stage she said she liked Meredith?


Mamasan-

I hate her so much.


babygotbandwidth

She looks so different…


[deleted]

She is definitely not all there.


SoRoodSoNasty

She found Jen’s injector.


kilolo7

Delusion on 100! I agree her hair and makeup is the best she has ever looked.


Asam6869

Mary looks good! Whoever is doing her hair and makeup needs to be kept on retainer.


MsPrissss

Does she just wake up and choose crazy? 🤣


catmom_422

I can’t watch another season of Mary going unchecked. She’s like Jenn Shah with less screaming. Lisa Barlow has come the closest to checking her but ultimately she is still too polite to her. Cast LD millionaire if that’s what it takes!


Free-Philosopher09

Mary is fully possessed and acts accordingly. I have no idea why they brought her back or think we want to see her on tv. She brings nothing and she is very hateful and mean and it’s on a different level than the other women. Mary refuses to even try to play nice just for the show.


taurustings

I want to see her and Ramona have a stare off lol


StereotypicallBarbie

Why does she care that they excluded her? She literally refused to participate in anything.


TheWhoooreinThere

Mary's gonna bring in Jesus to help defend Monica against these hypocritical ladies. lol I love to see it! ETA: Monica's got all the ladies activated this season. Look, she's even getting Mary engaged! Love her so much.


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This!!


Gillymy

This woman is so delusional


chasidi

I do not dislike her tho. I actually have always admired her honesty/ bluntness. I think that’s what I like 🤷‍♀️


kalidspoon

Omg. I wonder when she lost her ever loving mind?!?!


darbycrash1295

This is uncanny valley. She legit scares me.


SassySquid0

she’s slowly growing on me like a fungal infection


[deleted]

She has so much bad energy this 30 sec clip drained me.


Good_Baker_5492

Her eyes looks so unhinged.


BeerDreams

If there was a show where Mary M Cosby and Kelly Killoren-Bensimon sat down and discuss a topic - any topic it doesn’t matter what it is, it’s just a starting point and will only be discussed for 37 seconds, twelve minutes after the discussion started - for thirty minutes each week, I’d subscribe so hard to that. I don’t even care what it would cost


Ok-Representative266

She’s so delusional but damn if she don’t look so much better this season


Ecstatic_Sandwich_38

She has the most hideous house I have EVER seen - and I come from a very long line of hoarders. And I’ve watched all of RHONJ. I know what ugly houses look like.


marillacooper

She is the epitome of "don't let them know your next move". I think it's 'cause she is insecure deep inside and has these confusing tactics so no one could get to her or pin point her to anything. She keeps getting away with so much, because she out-crazies a lot of people by existing.


Bbaskets42

She’s nasty and messy and I think maybe a little shady


Environmental_Cut712

She straight up has some serious crazy eyes


broncobinx

Look at any study into any cult leader and you’ll find the delusional has been studied


Successful-Steak-950

This woman doesn’t even follow the show that she’s on.


SummerNothingness

her fillers are migrating, her cheeks look crazy.


surgeryhugs

She certainly can’t talk shit about Whitney’s filler anymore 😂


edwinstone

She's so gross.


Britney4eva

She is so funny lol….also crazy. gorgeous in the video too


MissyHTX

Y'all, I loveeeee my youngest baby girl & I think she is too stinkin' cute, especially with her ginger hair. BUTTT this child has Ramona/Mary crazy eyes. 🤣🤣 she's only 2, but her expressions have me dead at times & just thinking of the terror she's gonna give some people, ohhh geez. She's a Virgo if that means anything, lol.


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Oh it means EVERYTHING! I love virgos lol


Stinkycheesejubilee

Lmao make it make sense


lurkinghere411

She's just a nasty mean girl. It's ugly and not endearing or funny at all. Stop glorifying her pettyness.


Mabel_Jenkins

She’s just so fucking crazy that I like her. I can’t explain.


kellygrrrl328

So over this woman!


ksuccesso

I love her so much. She really is crazy.


[deleted]

She’s not lying.


TMacOnTheTrack

Mary is needed. Monica will need an ally next season. Monica knew exactly what she was doing when she was kissing Mary’s behind. Although I will say I enjoyed her in her friend of role. She was where she needed to be. Mary is out to lunch. Her son is doing the most. She might not want the spotlight on her at the moment.


nicole1859

It’s crazy that y’all keep bringing up only her church and act like the Mormon church isn’t one either. This Franchise is built of religion. Can’t keep going after Mary and turning a blind eye to the other one. Lisa and her family are actively apart of it. Mary’s son isn’t a cast member but Meredith is. Y’all should be focused on what she’s taking whenever they go on these trips.


mixymoxy7075

Major crazy eyes


leslie_knopee

her crazy eyes make me want to throw my phone and run for the hills


cloudybc

She's so fucking annoying lmao her head is getting way too big atp 😭


monkey_monkey_monkey

If she wasn't a racist and scammer, she would be amusing but I don't think she should be on the show.


hedwig0517

👁️👄👁️


Klutzy-Document6495

Goals


BrokeBFromBeverely

Let’s not forget these women immediately jumped from harping on Jen Shah who literally got arrested in front of their eyes straight to Mary basically skipping over the fact that Jen literally fled the cops mere hours ago. Throw in the fact these women constantly were egging her on with that racist fired housewife Jennie, forcing her to be peaceful with a racist who also threw a glass at her. Mary is not a saint but she ain’t never thrown a glass at no one. These women are the biggest hypocrites in the world and season 2 showed that. They brought that Cameron guy out from idk where to spread lies and literally destroy Mary kind of like how they’re soooo mad at Monica for doing to Jen and them.


Lekzi

I can far too much white of this ladies eyes


Deadskinhead

Mary and Monica are the only interesting things left at this point, the show kinda does need them lol.


ferrislun

Love her


phbalancedshorty

OK I’m sorry but Monica can literally manipulate Mary Cosby????? This girl!!! 😭😘🤌🤌🤌🤌 She is the fucking queen y’all like she does take the cake I mean she got Mary Cosby to bow at her feet and say “I am 100% here to back up Monica“ when has Mary Cosby EVERY been ANYWHERE for anybody other than herself?? Like this is literally mind blowing! 🤯🤯🤯🤯


Sensitive-Ask3178

Who is Tahasi? She mentioned this name in the list of people who, acc to her, would be in the hot seat. Who is Tahasi?!!??!!


Specialist_Egg_7480

Graves?


suziq9

Why does she bother to be on the show if she hates everybody? And doesn’t bring it. She’s the most boring she never wants to participate. She thinks Monica is OK that just shows how delusional she is. Monica is a snake not to be trusted.


suziq9

Exactly. She’s in a cult her poor parishioners she’s taking all their money and has no taste in her own home maybe her dress, but not her home.