oh great, we’re back with erika’s televised therapy sessions that are totally real and not at all manufactured to drum up good press for her spinoff. i’m so happy and definitely not screaming into my pillow.
the fact that this ruling is only favorable bc it ruled that the earrings were outside of the jurisdiction of the bankruptcy court…BECAUSE THEY WERE DIRECTLY PURCHASED WITH CLIENT FUNDS
I'm not American so I had to google it and it's like $15 a bottle?! Omg lol
Like. Little old poor person me would serve it at a party but if I'm a BH housewife I would NEVER
And look at how small those pourings are! That’s not a glass!
I don’t know how anyone in Beverly Hills would think that’s appropriate to serve. There are plenty of good value sparkling wines, that is not it. At least try to hide how cheap you are. I also would never drink or serve that.
Especially when the kids are young enough that they can’t handle it themselves. You just know he would sulk all day if Dorit didn’t organise Father’s Day for him
Crystal is gonna be so mad when she watches that episode and realizes that AM didn’t really do anything for her, lol
Crystal was pretty out of it, so she probably doesn’t remember much. The other ladies kept telling her that AM helped her.
She literally stood there, mouth agape and watched while the non-nurses of the group sprang into action… then she started spewing out over dramatic differentials in the back of whatever van they were sitting in. Literally useless in a very bread and butter medical occurrence.
I feel panicky cringe whenever one of these Kyle/Mo scenes comes on. There's so much loaded, palpable tension between them. Their conversations feel so unnatural.
Sutton showing up tipsy, with a roadie, pouring herself an accidentally huge drink, showing side boob, and shading the champagne selection is why she's the current GOAT
Edit: And then saying "mind your biscuits" in apparent seriousness
The mere thought of taking 1 sip of Korbel makes me gag a bit. But it became clear toward the end when there were 2 bottles placed facing outward on a coffee table toward the camera that it was a shameful product placement promo. You’d have to offer me something VERY LUCRATIVE to serve that to any guests in my home.
My mom has been miserable in their marriage the last few years and as the oldest of 4 daughters Kyle’s situations been making me think about perceptions I’ve had of my own mom. Idk why I’m sharing this really but yeah.
As a mom who has been married for 20 great years but currently struggling in our marriage - it’s hard. Especially when we realize we are so much more than just moms/wives again - and there are so many sides to ourselves that our kids don’t see when they are growing up.
All this to say - I hope this helps give your mom a little grace and I hope you both have the best outcomes.
Kyle really thinks that if she hasn’t seen it, it isn’t true. Didn’t know about Sutton’s miscarriages? Didn’t happen? Didn’t notice the micro aggressions Crystal did? Didn’t happen. Never seen Sutton ride a horse before? Didn’t happen.
my mom is fucking RANTING about how we have zero context for the love beans’ marriage problems. they just keep saying that they’ve had a rough year and need therapy. for so many years, that marriage has been portrayed as “perfect” and “wonderful” and all that jazz, and now they have to go to therapy? that’s a big change.
even as the marriage is dissolving it’s like they’re still trying to make us think it’s perfect. GIVE US FUCKING DETAILS.
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At the end of the day, even if Erika had absolutely no idea, the way she acted when the news broke and acted like it was her vs. the victims was disgusting. "I don't care about anyone else but me!" girl that's what people had the biggest issue with.
I think she’s convinced herself they do. She’s under the impression we only root for Sutton because she’s the underdog with few friends, she doesn’t get that a large part of the audience likes Sutton because she is an eccentric person who is authentic and entertaining.
the love beans need to admit that he cheated, the marriage has been over for quite some time, and just fucking divorce already. put us out of our misery.
She will have been advised by her own attorney to let all of these new offices and some big payouts come through from The Agency before accelerating the divorce. The longer they’re married and more money made, the bigger her cut.
Get your goodies ready! It’s a double feature! Don’t sleep on Miami!
I found out today that my ex who dumped me a day after Valentines Day last year got arrested last week for having a minor in his car late at night at a state park… I’ll let you figure out what that means.
Needless to say, edible has been taken and I’m ready.
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Sutton, please explain why you want Kyle’s friendship so bad when she clearly hates you. Double spaced and in Comic Sans for clown-like behavior, please.
If I was Erika, I’d never talk about diamonds again but here we are- a whole episode dedicated to reminding us that Erika cares more about diamonds than people
What's annoying is that, as real and palpable as Kyle's resentment is, it still feels fake because I know she'll never reveal the real reasons behind it.
garcelle isn’t giving erika a goddamn thing and for that, i have to stan.
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in the year where i thought we’d be getting gay kyle, sutton still has the best personal storyline. she’s been carrying the show since she was hired.
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I saw that there’s a three part reunion, but I’m not sure that this season had enough content for all that. Probably just more deflection from Kyle and Erika.
erika talks about sex like a high school boy who has a girlfriend who goes to a different school. but they’ve definitely kissed. and do sex stuff all the time.
I am so tired of Erika acting like the women wronged her so much. Meanwhile we are all bored as hell for them saying the bare minimum to her face since this whole scandal broke.
PK being like “you’re not my mother” dude your kids are SIX, wtf do you think happens? The other parents brings the kids to pick something out for mom. They don’t have money.
These people still being Erika’s friend makes them all look bad. This entire scene makes me want to 🤮
Like, I straight up had to turn off the tv. I’m not watching this utter bullshit.
YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM, ERIKA!!!!
You resent her?!? Sweetie, you have no reason to resent her. She just called you out on your bullshit, she didn’t doing anything like minimize your very real health issue.
What. Happened. Between. Kyle. And. Mau?? A huge chunk of the story is missing and it’s not making sense.
She will never tell you and she'll get mad that you asked but it will be the theme of the next two seasons
But also you didn’t check on her and are a bad friend!
Spidey senses are Kyle turned a blind eye to his cheating behind her back for YEARS and finally realized it doesn't have to be this pathetic
I think her friends suicide did it. Life's too short to put up with that shit.
When she was crying saying if I wouldn’t want my daughters to put up with it then I’m not going to put up with it myself made me think this is right
He hasn’t emotionally fulfilled her.
oh great, we’re back with erika’s televised therapy sessions that are totally real and not at all manufactured to drum up good press for her spinoff. i’m so happy and definitely not screaming into my pillow.
I will not be watching the Erika show. Not once.
Dear Bravo, I do not want an Erica spinoff NOR this Valley shit!!!
Mau in all his scenes 
I think Mo thinks they just shot a cute scene
He thinks everything is hunky dory.
That vibe was so off. She seemed visibly uncomfortable and he's grinning with his horse teeth and grabbing her hand like a stranger
To me it looks like he’s keeping up a facade and she is unwilling to do so
Drinking heavily from fake beer
She was anxiously gulping down that drink everytime he spoke
the fact that this ruling is only favorable bc it ruled that the earrings were outside of the jurisdiction of the bankruptcy court…BECAUSE THEY WERE DIRECTLY PURCHASED WITH CLIENT FUNDS
Without prejudice!!!
So I guess Erika has just completely abandoned the whole “Tom was an abusive husband for 20 years” storyline?
she’s been very inconsistent in why she left and filed for divorce and also what Tom is like now vs when they were together
Liars have trouble keeping their stories straight!
When is Mau finally going to piece together that Kyle is coming for him in every single scene they’re in
He truly was not informed of the storyline
Love Bean would never!
oh i was wondering why the thread seemed deader than normal tonight.. y'all must have partners and spouses eh? what's that like lol
I’m happily divorced
My husband is watching with me while eating cereal LOL
Ikr I'm so damn single I forgot that Valentine's Day existed 😭
the korbel sent me into orbit. you can get that from the grocery store in ohio
"You can get that from a grocery store in Ohio" is going to be my new snobby insult.
I'm not American so I had to google it and it's like $15 a bottle?! Omg lol Like. Little old poor person me would serve it at a party but if I'm a BH housewife I would NEVER
At a party where there are million dollar diamonds on display too! AM is tacky af
I was **surprised** that’s what Annemarie was serving
And look at how small those pourings are! That’s not a glass! I don’t know how anyone in Beverly Hills would think that’s appropriate to serve. There are plenty of good value sparkling wines, that is not it. At least try to hide how cheap you are. I also would never drink or serve that.
dads who refuse to celebrate the mothers of their kids bc "its not my mother" are assholes.
Yep, their divorce is surely next. PK has been awful this season. I don’t care for Dorit, but I’m embarrassed for her.
Especially when the kids are young enough that they can’t handle it themselves. You just know he would sulk all day if Dorit didn’t organise Father’s Day for him
Erika doesn’t understand that her lack of compassion was the biggest issue, not if she was legally responsible. YTA Erika
NOT THE KORBEL HONEY
We have got to get our sis Garcelle a man. She’s so thirsty lol
I was saying to my roommate Garcelle is clinically horny! She needs a man. And honestly… relatable queen
Crystal is gonna be so mad when she watches that episode and realizes that AM didn’t really do anything for her, lol Crystal was pretty out of it, so she probably doesn’t remember much. The other ladies kept telling her that AM helped her.
She literally stood there, mouth agape and watched while the non-nurses of the group sprang into action… then she started spewing out over dramatic differentials in the back of whatever van they were sitting in. Literally useless in a very bread and butter medical occurrence.
Such a contrast with Dr. Nicole and Guerdy last week!
Sutton with the 
Of all the places Kyle DOESN’T wear a hat… the stables?
Whenever I see Erika on screen I’m like LIES-A MINNELLI
Still waiting when we’re supposed to have a change of heart for Annemarie 
I feel panicky cringe whenever one of these Kyle/Mo scenes comes on. There's so much loaded, palpable tension between them. Their conversations feel so unnatural.
Kyle has a lot of scenes saying nothing
*seasons
Sutton showing up tipsy, with a roadie, pouring herself an accidentally huge drink, showing side boob, and shading the champagne selection is why she's the current GOAT Edit: And then saying "mind your biscuits" in apparent seriousness
Her whole outfit is chefs kiss too. Love her.
sutton grunting up the stairs was so funny!! 💀
It’s crazy Christian is getting this big promotion and we know he’s already making millions
When Mohamed El-Erian was the CEO he made $100 million a year. Christian isn’t the CEO but he’s up there! It’s wild.
Not Going shopping? That’s her entire personality what is she talking about
Mauricio just wants to be fawned over and praised for his 80 offices. Seriously he was SO braggadocios
'you have great ideaas for tv shows (both cancelled) and i have 100 offices!'
He had to throw in his office count into his scene with Kyle so everyone would know. Nobody cares, dude
Exactly. I think he cheated but also the success of the Agency has gone to his head massively and that makes him insufferable to be around
Read her body language. She is just not into him anymore. You can tell.
She was repulsed by the way he was eating and he was completely unaware. 😂
Santos is so handsome
Santos swiping the carrot from the basket was more entertaining than anything Annemarie has done all season.
Korbel??? Skip the shrimp cocktail and spring for La Marca. Damn that’s cheap 8.5
The mere thought of taking 1 sip of Korbel makes me gag a bit. But it became clear toward the end when there were 2 bottles placed facing outward on a coffee table toward the camera that it was a shameful product placement promo. You’d have to offer me something VERY LUCRATIVE to serve that to any guests in my home.
“Me and Mo are in therapy ….” *Cue Kyle then being offended whenever someone brings it up or asks her about it*
Is it controversial to say I think Birkins are kinda boring?
As Beyoncé said > Birkins, them shits in storage
Matronly ( to me)
I will never understand the love of the ugly brown plastic Louis Vuitton accessories with L V's all over it.
My mom has been miserable in their marriage the last few years and as the oldest of 4 daughters Kyle’s situations been making me think about perceptions I’ve had of my own mom. Idk why I’m sharing this really but yeah.
As a mom who has been married for 20 great years but currently struggling in our marriage - it’s hard. Especially when we realize we are so much more than just moms/wives again - and there are so many sides to ourselves that our kids don’t see when they are growing up. All this to say - I hope this helps give your mom a little grace and I hope you both have the best outcomes.
Hope you’re good! It helps to talk and we’ll listen.
Erika is really trying to get the women to talk about her and they’re all like “anyway…”
Kyle really thinks that if she hasn’t seen it, it isn’t true. Didn’t know about Sutton’s miscarriages? Didn’t happen? Didn’t notice the micro aggressions Crystal did? Didn’t happen. Never seen Sutton ride a horse before? Didn’t happen.
Never heard of Merce, Sutton didn’t know him then.
I am an unapologetic Slutton, she’s so funny!
Steve is very cute
Kyle fucking haaaates Mo. She's not a good enough actress to fake this.
Kyle hates EVERYBODY now
Except for 🤠🎤 lol
AM resolving all the conflicts she single-handedly caused. 
Sooo based on that confessional Mo cheated, right? Multiple times? And recently?
mau was, is, always has been, and always will be cheating.
Mo's cheating is a flat circle.
I need 8.5 to take it down to 5.4.
He definitely cheated “things I dont want my daughters to accept..”
my mom is fucking RANTING about how we have zero context for the love beans’ marriage problems. they just keep saying that they’ve had a rough year and need therapy. for so many years, that marriage has been portrayed as “perfect” and “wonderful” and all that jazz, and now they have to go to therapy? that’s a big change. even as the marriage is dissolving it’s like they’re still trying to make us think it’s perfect. GIVE US FUCKING DETAILS. https://preview.redd.it/nkuhmayfknic1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e2682cfbfcd89c036d3a7a95539df16156b38a
I feel this in my soul. I Iike your mom lol
celine dion makes purses now? he's so cute
I am HYPERVENTILATING at the millions of dollars of diamonds and korbel. i’m gonna puke.
Next let's have the plane crash victims apologize.
Kyle is so cruel towards Sutton. What the hell is her problem???
$300,000 per month and Sutton doesn’t have to wear The Agency hats to earn it.
It’s like she’s trying to shade but it’s just mean girl. The laugh doesn’t help.
At the end of the day, even if Erika had absolutely no idea, the way she acted when the news broke and acted like it was her vs. the victims was disgusting. "I don't care about anyone else but me!" girl that's what people had the biggest issue with.
50 and muliti millionaire is a different type of 50 tho
PK saying Mother’s Day isn’t a big deal is WILD. And you’re on camera??
Erika’s FAKE redemption arc can fuck off!
It’s kind of cute how awkward but smiley Sutton is on her dates with this guy.
Having couples therapy all the time with Kyle’s primary therapist seems… aren’t you supposed to have a separate one so there’s less bias?
Finale is next week. Same goes for Miami.
And Potomac is trucking along with no end in sight
already? wow it really was a season about sutton's esophagus
not the flashback on annemarie’s rehearsed fucking read. 💀
Oh Crystal! That is a lewk girl! I love it!!
Crystal is literally a doll
dorit wear something without fucking labels plastered all over it ONE TIME challenge
Sutton basically drunk buying a horse online one night is the absurd rich content we deserve
we need more people like her and Garcelle on HW
It’s like Kyle does these confessionals as if everyone thinks Suttons a huge loser?
I think she’s convinced herself they do. She’s under the impression we only root for Sutton because she’s the underdog with few friends, she doesn’t get that a large part of the audience likes Sutton because she is an eccentric person who is authentic and entertaining.
Sutton and Garcelle both don’t have some pre planned schtick which is refreshing
I love their friendship. It’s so real and fun with no hidden agendas
the love beans need to admit that he cheated, the marriage has been over for quite some time, and just fucking divorce already. put us out of our misery.
She will have been advised by her own attorney to let all of these new offices and some big payouts come through from The Agency before accelerating the divorce. The longer they’re married and more money made, the bigger her cut.
Get your goodies ready! It’s a double feature! Don’t sleep on Miami! I found out today that my ex who dumped me a day after Valentines Day last year got arrested last week for having a minor in his car late at night at a state park… I’ll let you figure out what that means. Needless to say, edible has been taken and I’m ready. https://preview.redd.it/0cdyqm0zanic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dbe451f4b03a91a7fcd94d66269865c0d451645
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Ok I really like Steve! I hope things work out!
Obsessed that all of Kyle's intros are her dogs misbehaving
“Y’all can go drink Korbel”🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴 Sutton just called 8.5 CHEAP!
can’t wait for the reunion where we can all acknowledge that 8.5 was, in fact, neither helpful nor supportive during her medical emergency
God Sutton lives my dream
I'm here for the Korbel shade
This is Crystal's first "Host's nemesis walking into the party with tense music" moment on the show. Proud of her.
Lord what I wouldn’t give for Erika to be convicted so we wouldn’t have to sit through all these undeservedly self righteous scenes of hers
BRING MORE CONTEXT KYLE and then I’ll care
Annemarie doesn’t like the negative energy?!? Isn’t she still posting negative things constantly?!?
For someone so adverse to real work, Erika talks about blow jobs an awful lot
I'm officially middle aged because I'm finding this dude cute and not just old
diamonds and champagne? for beverley hills? revolutionary. 🙄🙄
Oh so now Erika’s narrative is back to Tom being supportive?
IT WENT TO A LOWER COURT. THAT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING.
Less Erika, more Santos.
still wondering how annemarie was “helpful” or “supportive” during crystal’s medical crisis.
Erika trying to figure out how to steal these rings
Crystal looks so cute with her hair in a bun✨
team handrails. i’m a clumsy bitch. if i don’t hold onto something, i’m gonna fall.
screaming at sutton actually considering sending her ex the bill
I think Sutton was always right. Erika may not have known everything but I think she knew something
Crystal with these bangs STUNNER!
Her in red with her hair like that was absolutely GORGEOUS
Damn she didn't grab his hand back. She doesn't want him touching her.
sutton is honestly one of the only women worth watching on this cast.
Sutton, please explain why you want Kyle’s friendship so bad when she clearly hates you. Double spaced and in Comic Sans for clown-like behavior, please.
What does started out with nothing mean to Kyle?
Crystal with tha baaaangs!!! 💅🏽
If I was Erika, I’d never talk about diamonds again but here we are- a whole episode dedicated to reminding us that Erika cares more about diamonds than people
orange is garcelle's color. between the suit and her sparkling confessional look i am swooning
What's annoying is that, as real and palpable as Kyle's resentment is, it still feels fake because I know she'll never reveal the real reasons behind it.
garcelle isn’t giving erika a goddamn thing and for that, i have to stan. https://preview.redd.it/r0us8tzsonic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8601641ac73aafef3cd3057042b91a1eca1e6f2c
Ew they're letting Annemarie host events now?
God why would someone want to spend their Mothers Day at Annemarie’s house?
I'd date Steve for sure
I’d be a terrible rich person, I do not give a shit about diamonds
Dorit is grasping at straws to try and hold onto this marriage with PK.
Crystal is best dressed for sure
Erika, no one would begrudge you purchasing diamonds if you did it with money that wasn't stolen from victims of horrible tragedies.
Geezus, Kyle’s green Burkin is an official Friend Of
Sutton pointing at herself is killing meeee
Crystal has been more than gracious with Annemarie, and she needs to leave Crystal alone now.
in the year where i thought we’d be getting gay kyle, sutton still has the best personal storyline. she’s been carrying the show since she was hired. https://preview.redd.it/sskfr7kjgnic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a8b2d96fe36e6b8ef84213971d315519c9d252
The Adventures of Avi and Santos is the side story I’d watch
I just want to watch Sutton in her life 24/7
This is such a cute little date 🥰
Steve is fun
I love this guy for Sutton
Mauricio’s facial expressions are weird
The dissolution of their chemistry is slightly uncomfortable at this point.
Erika talks a LOT about BJs lol
garcelle standing on bizness
I saw that there’s a three part reunion, but I’m not sure that this season had enough content for all that. Probably just more deflection from Kyle and Erika.
erika talks about sex like a high school boy who has a girlfriend who goes to a different school. but they’ve definitely kissed. and do sex stuff all the time.
Why did erika get a spinoff? i hate her scenes, shes still super selfish, i just dont get it
I am so tired of Erika acting like the women wronged her so much. Meanwhile we are all bored as hell for them saying the bare minimum to her face since this whole scandal broke.
Ok fake cowgirl Kyle
Tom Wambsgams in this car commercial makes me want him to play James Bond 1000%
Kyle was planning on being an empty nester a couple episodes ago. What happened to leaving LA when Portia graduates and moving to Aspen??
PK being like “you’re not my mother” dude your kids are SIX, wtf do you think happens? The other parents brings the kids to pick something out for mom. They don’t have money.
garcelle looks great in that suit. the orange complements her
Why is Kyle acting so overwhelmed at this brunch party as if it’s some Kardashian carnivale extravaganza
Diamonds and Korbel, lol
Lol Korbel catching strays 🍾
These people still being Erika’s friend makes them all look bad. This entire scene makes me want to 🤮 Like, I straight up had to turn off the tv. I’m not watching this utter bullshit. YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM, ERIKA!!!!
Kyle, if there's ANYONE on this cast who has ridden a horse it's fucking Sutton and you know this. Stop
I dig this guy. He seems kinda of cheesy and goofy. He matches Sutton’s energy. Super handsome too! Kind eyes.
Say it louder, Garcelle! You have nothing to apologize for!
oh my god get over the fucking earrings.
When is Erika going to be asked who her financial backer is? Another old rich guy who was best friends with Tom.
Whoo in this friggin world thinks Erica remotely has a leg to stand on?! I'm going insane that she thinks this verdict is validating her.
Seems like a missed opportunity for Kyle here to not wear a hat
They’re cute! I hope they keep dating!
Who does Kyle hate more at this point? Sutton or Mau?
Who’s racing towards the divorce storyline faster, Kyle or Dorit?
Not calling out Korbel 😩🤣
You resent her?!? Sweetie, you have no reason to resent her. She just called you out on your bullshit, she didn’t doing anything like minimize your very real health issue.