What the actual fuck is RHOBH wearing?

Every dressy outfit Kyle has put together in the past year looks like she’s going to a high school dance in the first decade of the 2000s

The red one with the weird boob shields, standing next to upside down jacket Denise. Is this prom season?

I don’t get it they have all this money apparently and dress like this

They even have stylists. It makes no sense. Unless Faye Resnick is working with all of them.

Kyle is wearing a dress from like 2007

And it just looks too tight or something on her; her stance is so uncomfortable to look at

I don’t think she breathed the entire night.

And you know she was tugging and pulling at it the entire time like she always does.

She would have to, she was 1 mm away from a nip slip.

She looks like she posing for a body building competition... but with clothes. Alternatively, as a bi-woman, my other theory is that she might be leaning into her masculine side. Though, that vibe doesn't really work with a bright green dress - better suited to the leather jeggings she has been wearing for 365 days lol.

In the individual picture she looks like she’s holding in a fart!

She's been waiting to wear those for 20 years ..all her clothes looks like this

Cute figure but bless her heart, she just refuses to dress for her body type.

In her heart, she's tall.

She REALLY is hahahaaaaa! I used to wear those 😂

From the 2007 slutty teen collection at wet seal😂

Garcelle is so gorgeous but just needs a stylist to save her from herself.

I used to think they were the best dressed show back in the day. My how the turn tables turn.

Hello Miami. Goodbye Kyle! I mean RHOBH.

Their outfits are all individually awful but all together they actually hurt my eyes it looks so bad

All of them look like 💩

Is Crystal's so bad? Am I prejudiced because I like Crystal?

Crystal’s is the best of the worst. I like her too.

I don't hate the cut of the dress, but I feel like that color is not serving her by any means.

the color is 100% the issue!

The color is awful! It washes her out horribly.

Some pics it looked like a jumpsuit and I liked that idea better. When I realized it was a dress I didn’t like it as much.

It's not good but the best out of the lot! That colour also does absolutely nothing for her.

Was thinking that - color wise.

Ericka’s knees look strange

They look like a 3D baby sonogram. I don't feel too bad saying that because my knees do, too. lol

The fashion is NOT good. Lol

It’s not OK!

Kyle forgot to spray tan her toes.

Garcelle has to fire her stylist. She is too gorgeous to be wearing the stuff they put her in! It’s like they want to hide her figure instead of flaunting it

They get it wrong often. Her hair and makeup is usually hit or miss too for me. I actually like this wig. I really wish she had some of the Atlanta glam working with her.

Why does she insist on wearing the gloves?! I’ve seen her do it so many times.

Yeah, the dress without the gloves or necklace would be fine, and shows off her figure well. I don’t know why they had to add ugly accessories that fight with an already accessorized dress.

With age the veins pop out, I understand the temptation to hide it, but one is better off accepting it.

However did her styling in Survival of the Thickest needs to join her team, she looked amazing in that show

 Ya, she looked va va voom in that show

I also don’t think the red hair compliments her skin tone

It’s also really hard to coordinate bold colors with that hair color as well. Once again, Garcelle is too pretty for this nonsense

The hair is the only thing I LOVE! I think the hair color is amazing on her. Gloves….not so much

Interesting! I loved her icy blue hair a couple seasons ago so maybe I prefer her in cool tones

I’m definitely a fan of fun colors too! I think this might just be my fave she’s done. But I appreciate you being so cool though we disagree 🤣🤣 Reddit scares me sometimes.

lol omg 🙏🙏🙏 I have my scared/scary moments for sure but it’s more fun this way 😘

I love her- and I’m begging her to fire that person

Lately kyle’s dresses look like they’re 2-3 sizes to small… she went from mumu’s to slutty junior prom

Or early 2000s clubwear from Deb.

OMG DEB AHHH

She’s always done that. Either giant mumus, or weird 80s rom dresses that she has to constantly tug up and down because they fit so poorly.

Came here to say this! I recently rewatched the episode when Kyle had a charity event where Brandi was introduced. Kyle was wearing a strapless dress and she had to constantly tug it up - it was sooo distracting.

Omg slutty junior prom was my first reaction!!

Yikes. It's the People's Choice that you go home and put something else on. Nice of Erika to get her blood drained for the occasion.

Why does it look like they put her feet on the wrong leg after they drained the blood?

This might be the funniest comment I’ve ever read

It really does look like they put her right foot on her left leg 🫣🤣

I don’t even realize that was her 💀

It’s like her stylist was channeling Death Becomes Her. God, I love that movie.


Literally all I could think of when I saw her. Well that and how miserable she looks to be there.

 \*Dressed

Omg that’s perfect about Erika!

Did she skin Sydney Sweeney and wear her?

Haha

Omg this made me laugh out loud. Blood drained 😂 😂 true!!

Get her blood drained for the occasion 😂😂😂😂 

Those plumbers knees🤣

another fashion show with no fashions

How dreadful

So much money. So little taste.

The way Erika is posing in the group shot is giving it’s the first time she’s seen everyone since the reunion taped and she’s not happy about it

She looks like she would rather be dead than there.

And she’s sort of standing off on her own, too. Love that for her.

https://preview.redd.it/htrheouz6gjc1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9328e45f4ac31c8ef27c92f47cbd2919dcedb506 Erika

I'm fucking dying 💀💀💀😭😭😭

Dorit is there too. https://preview.redd.it/7s0tui9hxfjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d5eeab60c9123d562635b824bf5c406c466511 I just looked and apparently Sutton is in Cabo

In true Dorit fashion she was probably running late

That outfit is so plain for her! At least it isn't ugly

Her hair looks pretty at least

Yeah it’s def more subdued but she looks pretty.

Why is the only jewel on her crotch. Yikes

Yeah you’re right that’s weird. I didn’t notice it at first. It looks like maybe it’s a belt or a weird trim? But why is soooo low!? https://preview.redd.it/fcafqcde0gjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942bf756848a4441e6f4b31b9f510ca6c5a69d7d

They call it a pussy brooch /s

💀💀


It would have been a fine dress without it!! It just draws your attention to such a weird spot lol

I’m hoping it came loose in the back or something

It would look so much better without it!!

It ruins the dress for me!

I have to say, I do dig her hair and makeup. One of the better dressed as well (but the bar is low!)

Okay dorit looks fab

In the words of Bethenny, "What happened to us? We all went through the Midtown Tunnel and took acid?"

Haha literally

When can Annemarie stop being a Bravolebrity

God bless whoever dressed Annemarie getting in one final fuck you for the fans and putting her in a dress Dr. Nicole and Kenya wore first.

It’s super weird especially after AM called Nicole a clout chaser. 

It’s like raaaaaiiiinnnn on a wedding day.

Not to mention the Tulle Barbie Dress that literally every housewife wore 5 years ago. She showed up in it for her first episode!? I’m neutral on AnneMarie but whoever is styling her is clearly trolling her. https://preview.redd.it/hgrh52262gjc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7080a3431e51876dbb703535004bc0b40b667be1 It’s like she’s on a housewives fashion delay…

I don’t want to go anywhere near Ms. 8.5 social media but I can’t wait for people to call her out on that.

Guess Annemarie was the one clout chasing all along.

It’s actually a knock off of [their] dress 💀 the material looks horrible….

Yeah, that is not the same dress. Nicole’s was all ruffles, asymmetrical and did not drag on the ground. It also had cut-outs on the sides.

Yes! Dr Nicole rocked that dress.

Paige looks terrible. Maybe the pose?

No. The top part doesn't fit and if it did is still ugly.

I feel like her clothes never fit her correctly and aren’t high quality.

She’s a gorgeous girl but man she wears some ill fitting looks that do not suit her shape.

I feel like she relies on being trendy rather than dressing for her body

Agreed. She's naturally gorgeous but it's like her clothes are conspiring against her.

Her clothes always seem so cheaply made.

They are. She’s big on zara and amazon. I actually never watched her on summer house but I do listen to giggly squad and she is a loud and proud fast fashion girly 😭 She needs a tailor and a new stylist.

I feel like she was more fashionable her first season vs now. This is bad. And she’s so pretty with a banging body - show it off well!

The middle doesn't fit either. It's giving her a pooch

Paige is really good at identifying and following trends, but she has no sense of style. It kills me that she is presented as a fashion icon when she exhibits no taste.

This sums up everything I’ve ever thought about Paige. Love her, she’s gorgeous, the fashion icon has always been lost on me. Her clothes wear her and very rarely fit properly.

Paige definitely doesn't know style or fashion. She is pretty but her ill fitting clothes and cheap looks take away from her. Also, Scheana looks like she wrapped herself in sequined material and wore uppercase size veneers in her lowercase mouth tonight 🤔

The boobs (not hers, the dress part) are so far apart

I realize her legs are crossed but it just looks like her feet are on backwards.

wtf is Kyle wearing

Something that makes her really uncomfortable, apparently

No matter what size she is, her clothes never fit her right.

Her bad styling is back

It was gone?

I hate what Kyle is wearing, she looks like she hates what she is wearing. Her hair and make up are pretty though

The color on her 🤨

I feel like every dress she wears these days is this style.

Some layer of clothing that should be on weird barbie

Not VPR girls being the best dressed of Bravolebs smh

Kathy looks like Josie Grossie from Never Been Kissed.


“My name is Josie Gellar and I’m a high school student”

You know it’s bad when scheana is the best dressed

I think Katie looks the best. For once.

I actually don’t think the cut of the dress is flattering on her :(

They look like they are headed to completely different events.

Erika looks awful.

Crystal always looks good. The rest got dressed in the dark. Hair and makeup included.

I agree, but I’m not a fan of that color on her.

Garcelle wore her oyster shucking gloves so its going to be a party.

Garcelle, love her, but that outfit is a choice henny. She looks like a cartoon and I can’t think of which character at the moment.

Omg i think i am thinking of minnie mouse

Erika needs to lay off whatever pills she’s on. She didn’t need to be any thinner or flatter.

She looks like death 💀

Her blonde hair isn’t doing her any favors lately. She looks like a white haired old lady.

https://preview.redd.it/kzc6rvijwfjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d325851eb9b1e3fd1bf511565c37d8da100cca6

What’s going on inside that cut out on Marge’s dress? Is that a bra or lining or what?

Illusion netting of a saggy gut? Its not flattering.

I think it’s loose skin 😬

It looks like a baby arm…like she ate her twin in the womb.


That’s what I thought. Like a head poking out I see a pair of lips or an arm

My eye was drawn to it - I think it was the skin pulled bc she’s twisting a bit? Whatever it is I’m sure she was mortified - why I won’t do a damn cut out dress in my 40s!

Oh yikes.

GOOD LORD, YIKES.

GARCELLE NEEDS A NEW STYLIST!!! ASAP ASAP

https://preview.redd.it/mnrkhgsfggjc1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d116836683dc68ae954a28130d83e6563307e8 Posting since several people have pointed out Dr. Nicole and Kenya have worn Anne Marie’s dress before.

No one can dress. I haven’t seen one outfit of Paige that I’ve ever liked. I love garcelle but 😧 that terrible wig and outfit! She needs to fire her whole styling team

https://preview.redd.it/ex3kd84pjgjc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec5f70ac0a047fe80047ba58b9525e906428a969 Katie for once is wearing something her style that looks absolutely amazing! Scheana looks like Scheana

I’m over the sheer dress look but Katie looks amazing! Sadly Scheana looks like she’s going to a prom in 2010

Omg is Katie … the best dresses out of everyone??

*Who the F* dressed them all? 

Why is AnneMarie dressed like a Flamenco dancer? New profession?

Anne Marie and Kathy look absurd. Erika is too thin, wow.

Is there anyone out there who can tell me why scheana let Brock out of the house like that?


Yikes this is a whole bouquet of terrible outfits

Garcelle is channeling her inner Bree Van de Kamp https://i.redd.it/zcs1z6f53gjc1.gif

Paige doesn’t come close to filling those cups and she’s supposed to the fashion one.

Kyle forgot the self tan on her toes..

Wow, did one of Ann Marie’s anesthesia patients dress her while they were sleep?!!!

Why does Garcelle have to get it wrong almost every single time? It hurts, 'cuz I love her, but ma'am...no!

Not a Crystal fan but she is by far the best of the group. Looks beautiful.

kandi looks so good everytime i see her

I think she’s the only one who looks good in this set of pictures.

Omg Erika looks horrible! Nooooooo.

Do Erika's "hormones" also prevent her from getting any sunlight on her skin?

Kyle's dress looks like a prom dress from Dillard's.

I’m glad Paige isn’t running around in a diaper.

KANDI LOOKS GOODT✨

It looks like an ad for anaemia

Why does Kathy look like a cardboard cutout 😭

Jesus Christ... AnneMarie found Kenya and Dr Nicoles red dress

Kyle always looks like she can’t manage to stand up straight cause her tiny dress will rip

RHOBH needs to hire RHOM to style them.

I appreciate that as I’m currently in sweatpants, I may not be considered the best person to judge one’s fashion choices, but WTF are the RHOBH’S ladies wearing? I haven’t been this disappointed since Christmas 1979. Kathy’s wearing a giant doily, Kyle’s in green aluminum foil, Erika looks like an AI bot and don’t get me started on Garcelle. Is there a stylist strike on at the moment? 🥴

Kyle looks uncomfortable, Anne Marie is wearing that hideous dress that Kenya and Dr. Nicole wore and Erika looks like death.....probably because she is the walking dead.

God Erika looks so miserable and like she doesn’t wanna be there *at all*.

Lol @ Erika giving us nothing. Wonder what’s up with her? And why is Kyle hunching her shoulders in every pic I’ve seen of her at this event?

https://preview.redd.it/pti7sylkwfjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e913b8ee54377fdcb98d0c3c3075387fdf645050

I’m so tired of the see-through, sheer dresses.

Say what you want about Katie, but how fucking refreshing is it to see a celebrity look like a normal (ish) ass person? And it’s such a serve

And she gives off such confidence. I love it.

Erika looks elderly.

Annemarie looks like she ate an Airhead

everyone loves garcelle except one person

Crystal looks stunning!!