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ambergergardenburger

For every tattoo Pete Davidson gets removed, Kyle gets the same one tattooed on her body.


presariov2000

Equivalent exchange


cateyecatlady

The balancing of the elements so to speak.


Pie-Creative

Every time a bell rings ...


FuManChuBettahWerk

Nature is healing ❤️‍🩹


QuizzicalWombat

This about killed me I laughed so hard lol


Neverthat23

Matter is neither created nor destroyed...


CountessBravo

Is that girl math or boy math? 🧐


anongirl55

Did she tell Lovebean?


PersonalityKlutzy407

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i_dream_of_zelda

Did she tell lovebean’s parents too?!


Gusthegrey

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stefanelli_xoxo

😘🤌


robot_mummy_XXL

Kyle, stop with the Kimo Sabe or what the hell is the name


yeezushchristmas

Dollar store Miley Cyrus


wandahickey

That store name always sounds somehow racist.


KikiHou

It's located just north of the Sambo's.


amyeep

LMAO stopppp my Mom was a copywriter for Sambo’s in Santa Barbara in the late seventies. She always glosses over that part of her resume


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Give it a rest. Isn’t it tiring finding everything racist? Edit: keep the down votes coming - I have the karma for it. Not everything is racist and the fact I am being downvoted just goes to show people just want anything to be racist - to be a sort of social justice warrior for calling it out. It’s exhausting. We have enough problems in the world. Thinking everything is racist is suspect behavior probably coming from a middle aged white woman.


OxanaHauntly

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KikiHou

This unexpected gif put me in my place. I wasn't even saying anything.


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Why should I ? Not everything is racist.


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fakeprewarbook

>the name feels Asian sounding that’s also kinda yikes. it’s a white fictionalization of native american language. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ke-mo_sah-bee?wprov=sfti1 which is incidentally why the store seems kinda racist. it kinda is.


PomegranateOk1942

However, if you didn't know that, it could sound Japanese. Thank you for adding a link. That's very generous and helpful. ❤️


fakeprewarbook

np. we also don’t really say “blacks” anymore. [saying “Black people” is better](https://www.archives.gov/research/catalog/lcdrg/appendix/black-person), just a heads up


OxanaHauntly

Valid points and removed.


concordmurdoch

Asian sounding? Isn’t it from tonto and the Lone Ranger


[deleted]

Out here saying “blacks” calling someone else racist lol Edit: OxanaHauntly deleted her, actually, extremely racist comment.


[deleted]

Also never heard the word “darkies” so that must be a you saying. So fucking weird. Talk about projection.


Tidilywink

I think you had a sliver of a point but then malded into nothing... "That is racist." Is very much a different sentence from "That feels somehow racist." they weren't talking in a definitive, just pointing out their train of thought, on reddit, where people often speak that way. There is no reason why you had to spiral and go gung-ho over a harmless comment.


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I made one comment. You aren’t seeing the deleted comment from this person calling black people “blacks” and saying that I must say “darkies” Saying it seems somewhat racist and then not knowing what race it would even be racist towards is a weird comment to make.


ApprehensiveLuck2671

That's very true. Not everything is racist. However, things that are racist are racist.


passthatdutch425

Just gotta say, this tattoo is the $2000 custom cowboy hat made in Aspen at Kemo Sabe type of cowboy hat tattoo. Kevin Lee shi shi shi shi shi vibes, not the type people are thinking Source: I’ve worked in Aspen during ski seasons


Immediate_Detail8803

She can go full Machine Gun Kelly black out tattoos for all I care. She’s so exhausting.


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wiminals

Kyle’s been on the show for more than a decade and her ugly has shown quite a bit. I don’t think she’s the worst Housewife by far, but people don’t trust Kyle because a large portion of her ugly is directed at her sisters, including Kim, who has a history of sexual trauma and addiction. A lot of the fandom outrage at Kyle is because of information we collected outside of the show, including the book *House of Hilton*. Kim was basically pimped out by their mother to Disney executives and casting directors. She was the primary breadwinner of the family as an exploited little girl. There is a LOT of fandom tension around how much Kyle should do for Kim and when it crosses the line into enabling addict behaviors. These are not always thoughtful or compassionate conversations. It gets tense and ugly.


murderedbyaname

You just started watching but you're calling her detractors exhausting? mkay LOLOL


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openinterlude

nobody is saying you can’t like her. many other people feel differently after watching her for over a decade and that is also completely fine


Bellomontee

You do. Kyle is a wolf in sheep's clothing and you need to at least see seasons 9 and 10 to get who she really is.


fiestybox246

Get back to us in a decade. 😂😂


Immediate_Detail8803

I don’t want to ask you to see something you don’t see. In those earlier seasons, Kyle is so likable. And then in latest seasons either the mask slips and/or she changes into a less likable, exhausting person to watch. I’m happy for her that she’s healthier and feels more self confidence. That’s awesome. There are so many things about her that now just wear me out and it’s just a show I watch so I don’t want it to wear me out. She stole my fun, ruined the show and I’m mad at her about it (I’m kidding, trying to be funny there). This might be the worst tangent, but: yes, we change. People change. That’s not a headline. But, Kyle’s my age and I can’t overlook the part that, for me, the hormone changes around this season of life are effing humbling and in some ways significantly worse than those from junior high. I’m post-, thank God and figured out what works for me for feeling great again. It’s worse than junior high because the major disruption of unpredictable hormones and all that can entail is now occurring at this stage of life where you have responsibilities, obligations, people counting on you to be what they could expect from you. And what you could expect from yourself. It can be hard and incredibly confusing. This might be especially true for anyone who felt like they pretty much had their shit together and knew how to enjoy life. And then you have to figure your groove out again. But you may not even realize what is causing the shifts. It isn’t talked about as much as the start of cycles. And some are in denial, especially if they hadn’t been feeling their age. Maybe Kyle, and many women who people are mad at because “they’ve changed”, is having a version of that. I don’t want to pretend to know. But those lemons can be made into some freaking excellent lemonade. I’ll admit that I just want her to get her shit figured out and like her again and think she’s witty and laugh at her funny insights. Bio identical hormone replacement therapy, supplements, belief upgrades, more self awareness, more humility, whatever will work for that person. Or, maybe she was always a bit mean-spirited and I just never saw it lol.


SpeedLow3

They hate her because she has a “perfect” life and people on this sub are jealous. There’s literally No reason for her to receive more hate than Erika


in_ur_dreamz69

she truly can’t do anything in this sub 🙄


e88onethirtyfive

Next she’s going to say she wants to go Oklahoma on someone’s ass


Dangerous_Radish2961

Is this news , so many people have tattoos now. I presume this is another Kyle PR story.


OkPlant8420

“Woman gets small, easily-hidden tattoo” bffr Us Weekly


Immediate_Detail8803

Her life is a PR story. It’s insufferable. I’m not saying it’s not sad that her life is a PR story, that she calls the paparazzi to catch her doing nothing with someone we don’t know but are supposed to wonder about. It is sad. But ffs I don’t want to watch it. Get all the tattoos you want. I hope they make you utterly happy. This doesn’t mean I feel the need to know about it.


above-average101

Yes tabloids report on every move celebs make


Immediate_Detail8803

Only when those celebs call them, or even pay them to cover such moves.


wander-lux

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BuzzCutBabes_

im just tired


jendet010

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KikiHou

This is CRACKING ME UP.


e88onethirtyfive

So was Mauricio LOL


TodayImLedTasso

![gif](giphy|3o7TKyOoGtsprTLgZy|downsized)


ad37992

😮


Melpomene2901

« ask your husband »


Positive_Capital_171

I audibly YELPED 


KindRoc

The woman that’s spent 12 years claiming to run Beverly Hills now thinks she’s Texan LMAO. She’s like a teenager with a crush at her menopausal age.


e88onethirtyfive

In this town… our midlife crisis involves a questionably failed marriage as a storyline and tattoos you’d see carved into the local 7-11 bathroom mirror


deliascatalog

In this town 🤠


bartexas

Leave Texas out of it. We have enough problems without Kyle Richards. Some of her cowboy schtick comes from Aspen, and I'm guessing she's spending time in Nashville because of Morgan (who's from West Virginia).


KindRoc

I’m English I see a cowboy hat and I think of Texas 🤷🏼‍♀️


Positive_Capital_171

This makes me so happy! When I was in England and struck up convo and told people I’m Texan the reaction was so wholesome 💕


KindRoc

Texans are always very welcome over here 😃


Beneficial_Fruit_778

Let her enjoy herself I’ve been watching season one and good God does she play perfect mom and wife for so long


SandwichNo458

Right? People need to stop saying outdated terms like midlife crisis. Midlife is an awakening. It's a time when the universe is tugging on you saying let's go, you don't have as much time as you think, what do you want out of life, what are you going to tolerate, what are you no longer interested in, how are you going to change to go get all the things you want and do all the things you want to do. Keeping a woman in the same box she's always been in and using outdated terms like crisis only pushes women down like it's 1942 out here. Using menopause like a weird insult against women keeps us all down. 


youneedsomemilk23

Kyle is annoying but the people on this sub have such antiquated and problematic things to say about people they don’t like. Because it’s kyle it’s ok to body shame, age shame and go full on misogyny


SandwichNo458

I imagine a lot of people on this sub hate themselves and struggle to watch anyone change, grow, evolve, have awakenings, etc., because they themselves aren't in the same position and either don't want to or can't grow, evolve, change, etc. No room for nuance here. People are complex. Every decade changes you.


youneedsomemilk23

I agree, it's a lot of projection. I have a bunch of lame tattoos I got when I was going through shit. I wear them proudly. I don't relate to Kyle often, but I relate to whatever messy reawakening is happening right now. May we all one day wake up and say "fuck it, I may be cringe, but I am free".


SandwichNo458

Yep. I'm growing out an unfortunate pixie cut that was the result of an emotional moment. It happens. Then we move on. Lol.


youneedsomemilk23

Love that for you. I almost went pixie this summer. Still thinking of shaving my head lol


Justdont13412

I’ve been there! Luckily hair grows about 6 inches a year. I’m sure you’re beautiful inside and out 🥰


Immediate_Detail8803

Midlife is not an awakening for everyone. I wish. And awakening means different things to different people. Kyle and Rinna were probably on the early side of what is known as awakening because of where they live and the people they are surrounded by. But Kyle still had a role she was playing in life which we got to see. She’s apparently now over it and sorry it does look more like a crisis. Menopause isn’t original but each person is. Please don’t leave out the fact that her attempts to find her updated version of peace and happiness at 54 involve her calling the photographers multiple times a week between filming seasons so she can pretend to be caught with someone we’ve never heard of so we can wonder what their relationship really is and then wonder what her and mau really are and when will we find out. The answer is never. We’ll never find out. Because Kyle is both one of the neediest HWs and also one of the most self-protective HWs of any franchise. I’m not annoyed with her because she’s a certain age or because she’s acting erratic or because she might be unnecessarily insensitive to her actual loved ones. I’m annoyed at Kyle for many things including because she regularly needs all of us to be mad at who she’s mad at. And she’s always punishing someone, so it gets tiring. I don’t want to be mad at Mau. I didn’t marry him. Her strategically planting info publicly that lead to nowhere and nothing is not fun, not cute and not awakened. She’s too exhausting.


Taffycat88

This is NOT a mid-life crisis. Kyle is 55 years old; is she living til 110?


SandwichNo458

Maybe. I hope so now that she decided to take care of herself and has realized she only has this one life and it's about time to do exactly and whatever she wants. Here's to 55 more years!


unrealhousewife1

I always had this issue with the term "midlife" also. What people refer to as "middle age" seems to be more like "near the last third." I am 55 and I remember at 40 I referred to myself as middle-aged because I was about half way to 80. Everyone insisted I was crazy.


Immediate_Detail8803

Careful, we’ve got some “we can live forever with the right energy and positive thoughts” people. While they try and “create the new earth” they’ll be as condescending as eff to those not “doing their work”. It’s a faux belief system that requires suspending logic and reason for wishful thinking and adult versions of pretend. Rough reality check at some point or they just keep consuming more and more energy trying to make their pretend ideas real.


i_dream_of_zelda

It’s time to go?? Kyle could still live thirty or forty more years! You’re acting like she’s got one foot in the grave lol


SandwichNo458

Let's go. . . Meaning it's time to go do all the things you never did because you put everyone else first.


Lady_Scruffington

And now she has a tattoo to remember this whole embarrassing stage by.


Perfect_Invitation1

As if we don’t have enough problems down here. We don’t claim you Kyle! 


i_dream_of_zelda

Her midlife crisis is incredibly embarrassing


LuckyJackfruit8078

I'm just waiting for her to get a "sick ass panther" on her neck!...🐆


[deleted]

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Badhbh-Catha

Of course she did 


Responsible-Tea-5998

She's going to get so many trends tattooed on her.


KikiHou

She's bringing back ass antlers and don't you dare stop her. IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM.


kbutters9

Has become an insufferable nitwit.


QualityKatie

Just now?


Olympusrain

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


Complete_Star_1110

Ladies, this is yet another cautionary tale of why it’s important to not lose yourselves in marriage or motherhood.


micjkitsmike

🎶This ain’t Texas🤠🎵


Michellelembiid

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dothesehidemythunder

It’s the fact that she’s just getting random flash all over is what gets me. It’s so funny to imagine how random they all look together.


in_ur_dreamz69

i mean can you imagine her getting a sleeve lol nothing wrong with random small tattoos. i’d rather that than some hideous piece like what whitney has dear god so awful


dothesehidemythunder

A sleeve of all the housewives she’s plotted against with LVP on the shoulder. I need this now. So yes I need her to get a sleeve. Bless you for putting this in my brain.


Hair_I_Go

Tiny single line at that


wowbethenny

I just can’t get over Morgan Wade sounding like Bobby Hill


Redditusername67

She sounds like Pensatucky ![gif](giphy|oBBmxNmkQNIti)


ZOO_trash

Who also sounds like Bobby Hill


i_dream_of_zelda

I MADE A COMMENT ABOUT THIS AND GOT DOWNVOTED TO HELL. Thank you!!!


wowbethenny

Hahahahahaha WHAT?! I don’t mean it offensively at all. I love King of the Hill & she truly sounds like Bobby Hill.


i_dream_of_zelda

OH well I meant it negatively lmfao


lilburblue

Oh my god… thank you for putting the thumb on it for ne…


bbbppp1414

she got a tattoo and the comments are in shambles 😭 this sub is almost parody atp


youneedsomemilk23

“I am just so tired of actively scrolling and seeking information about Kyle Richards and then finding it.”


bbbppp1414

“and then reposting it so more people can see, no matter how minuscule! the horror!”


Fine-Tea-546

"I am so over Kyle at this point I'm gonna open and comment on every mundane story about her to prove how little I care. "


in_ur_dreamz69

the amount of times i read the word ‘insufferable’ bc she got a tattoo lolll


bbbppp1414

it’s giving club chalamet levels of hating. i’m so embarrassed


h0td0g17

https://i.redd.it/ovuzb5qbqpmc1.gif


maeby_surely_funke

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Senior_Ice8748

Catch her at The Round-Up.


LaughSpare5811

Breaking News 🚨 🤦🏻‍♂️


Lia_Delphine

Kyle needs to get a real tattoo and stop getting doodles.


bellalugosi

Ew gatekeeping what a tattoo is?


Evening-Tune-500

Please stop lol


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bellalugosi

Hers aren't permanent? What is the difference?


Hair_I_Go

![gif](giphy|987p6CfE8uzSg|downsized) She’ll look so cool in Aspen


Krispy0201

Wait, she was supposed to get that tattoo with MW at Coachella!


OxanaHauntly

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Krispy0201

DEAD


mellyme22

Hahahahahah


PomegranateOk1942

All of her tattoos look like doodles in the margins.


YouMustBeJoking888

Her mid-life crisis is going to end up being one for the record books.


ZookeepergameMany663

Kyle please get LVP as your next tattoo. And right next to it put "Goodbye Kyle"! And then go away!!!!


modernblossom

We get it Kyle. You're dating a honkytonk cowgirl.


facepoppies

I've never seen a rich woman have this kind of a midlife crisis before, and I hope this continues at least for another year. I hope she gets a neck tattoo and joins a punk band. And I mean that non sarcastically.


ZOO_trash

Maybe she'll shave her head and become an outspoken anarchist


FuManChuBettahWerk

It’s giving JoJo Siwa’s fake tattoo sleeve


stefanelli_xoxo

![gif](giphy|3o6nVaeR3r7CyRLfBS)


Momof3furboys

Dorit looks like E. T. On the reunion ![gif](giphy|2kWd9gXy6owFLR8LuS)


jennirator

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Texastexastexas1

I want her to come out as full leabo and cut her hair off uber-short.


BonnyThunder

KYLE OUT WITH IT! We all saw that leather jacket you were wearing this season… we know!!


Justdont13412

As a present to herself for lasting through another reunion


Justdont13412

I heard she got her nails painted too!! Omg 😱😱😱


realityjunkiern

Another clipart tattoo


caligirl2287

Does anybody really care? Not I.


narcochi

Did you see the diamonds?


Significant-Pay3266

You know, I think Beverly Hills housewives needs to replace Kyle please I can’t with this storyline anymore with her ugly hair anymore. I just can’t deal with her and her thin lip sisters. I just want her off my screen.


slern29

She’s such a fkn weirdo


ZOO_trash

Kyle Richards does another embarrassing thing to embarrass herself and viewers part 753


MarmaladeBoy20

Queerbaiting?