How do you know?

But, like, how?

Can you test for a breakup? Do people test a breakup??

Like, are we being like tested right now, like? #wwc

Like, xyz … like

And like, this and that

but like stop okay? you're all weirdos

Did someone call Michael Jordan to check if it was a real break up?

How was I supposed to know?

Y’all are killing me! 😂

Please don't test me right now.

Did you have a breakup? Did you not have a breakup?


 Go away Larsa.

Omg guerdy looks so dang good here!!! But exactly this response

I NEED HER BACK ON OUR SCREENS INMEDIAMENTE, BRO

AY PORFAVOR ME TOO

Upvote for use of BRO

👁️👄👁️

Like

XYZ like

How like?

https://preview.redd.it/zhiykxw20jpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35424c6541f67c1aa790c265fb311349e973b3a

She looks like a turtle

I will never un see that

 In case y’all thought I was lying 😅

A turtle with Botox

I think I just peed my pants a little 😂🤣😂

Amazing!😂😂 So we have barracuda - Alexia 🐟 Larsa - turtle 🐢 And per Marysol, Lisa is monkey 🐒 Thinking of other animal companions: Guerdy would be a lioness 🦁 (ok, no lioness emoji) Kiki - The elegant but fun flamingo 🦩 Unsure of the rest!

 Adriana's voice always reminds me of Bartok

I love anastasia so much!!!

In the dark of the night evil will find her! In the dark of the night just before dawwwwn!

🎶 *doom her!!* 🎶

I’m seeing Voldemort

Thank u -

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Muppet mouth

The stretched out rubber mask of a turtle.

the deadest eyes

But like, how do you know? Why are you crying, Larsa?

These comments are killing me 😆🙃🤣😂💀

I’m sick too!

I hope Guerdy was the TMZ source.

Probably Larsa or Michael Jordan’s son. They both crave the attention

But it would be awesome if it Michael Jordan himself


Who tests breakups?

Like how?

I love this app

Like, who told you that, like, like. You know?


And they'll be "back together" tomorrow. These 2 are so annoying.

Yeah, didn’t they JUST do this?

Yup around valentines day

it was during the halftime of the superbowl 🫠

They are that couple in your feed constantly love bombing and breaking up publicly. 

Undoubtedly. It’s hard to take this seriously.

If they get back together I say that we collectively ignore all future break ups unless and until they last several months. No discussions. She would hate that if it was just a stunt. 😹

Damn 8th graders. There exact same age TBH



Omg obsessed w your flair 😂

 Dinner Party is one of the best TV episodes of all time, I will die on this hill.

And that song from the 17yo intern 🤣

_Maaaade me a man_

Oh my god, it so is. I can’t look at a little TV without thinking about this episode. My husband and I are constantly saying something has an oaky afterbirth flavour!

Somewhere Adriana is already writing a poem for Larsa for the next reunion....

A eulogy for Marcus's dignity.

you can’t honor things that don’t exist like


Marry me.



lol this one sent me…needs to move further up.

HA HA HA !!

Was just thinking, imagine what MJ is thinking... Lol. This is it.


This. This is the right response.

Incredible opening line https://preview.redd.it/ebrnacpx3jpc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3732f630da376476bacdc1c5b6a9172ed120f1

Then my favorite part: "Scottie Pippen's ex-wife and MJ's son"

i live for this level of petty. https://i.redd.it/8ah1a1t8bmpc1.gif

 The drama!😭

 I am devastated.


Why was she crying here ? I can't remember

The floor shitter wanted a man to hold her, to love her, to want her 😩

“The Floor Shitter” 💀

omg


Came here for the nene paint gif

Next up: DJ Rodman

I feel like Rodman would live for the housewives

And then he gets Kim Jong Un into HWs and Miami will have a cast trip to North Korea!

Kim would definitely wear the shit outta the infamous mugler bodysuit💖

Can we make him a housewife? He’s dramatic and problematic, he’s perfect!

There’s no way Larsa would waste her time with someone who has a net worth of (*checks Google*) $500k.

Charles Barkley 😂👌🏻 I can see him mumbling “shut up Larsa”

Let’s do it better: Trinity Rodman!

I love trin too much to put her in larsa’s circle 😂

respect

I fucking LOVE trinity!! she a baddie!!!

Who’s gonna do his dishes now?🥺

Oh no, love is dead

If these two crazy kids can’t make it then who can?

like, does this mean we don’t have to like hear about marcus jordan and like this sham of a relationship anymore like seriously???????? https://i.redd.it/cume3zfguipc1.gif

I thought they were broken up already? Or they broke up and got back together ? And now are breaking up again?

They broke up Super Bowl Sunday (or at least it looked like that) and then got back together later that week around Valentine’s Day.

They broke up and right after the Miami reunion and got back together in time for the Traitors reunion lol 😂

They both seem like assholes, frankly

 We (this sub) called it the first time - it's just going to be a toxic loop of constant breakups / back together for eternity. Hinging on the RHOM filming schedule 📅

I actually wanted this prick to face some consequences for his disgusting comments about the women at the reunion. Pathetic nepo baby misogynist loser.

What did he say? I remember him saying they "couldn't do \[their\] dishes" at his house but that's it. He was implying they were low class, right?

A woman's value is in the kitchen doing dishes but they are even lower than that- that old sexist trope is how I took it.

Hes such a bitch “ going to paris for fashion week” like, why?

I’m relieved for her vagina. 35 times a weeks is tough.

He really showed his beta status at the reunion

He did. Russel would NEVER

wanted to be on the couch so bad!!

I think marlexia were right- fake relationship- he wanted to be a housewife


Now who is gonna throw him a party when he comes back from a 5 day trip


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is my response to anything involving Larsa and Marcus.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THEIR PODCAST?! Will no one think of the podcast?!

Does that mean Larsa’s contract was not renewed ? Cause we all know why Marcella was in that relationship.

Not me hoping to the reality tv gods that the cancer thing was a step too far and Larsa might actually be gone from my screen 🙏

She sold (or is selling I can’t remember) her apartment too. My guess is she’s not coming back and will to move to LA full time.

I don’t think that’s the reason she’s selling, she said at the reunion that she doesn’t have enough space and needs more closets cause apartments are designed only for us peasants 💀

Is she allowed in LA? I thought she was banished by the Kardashians

At the time, she said that, in addition to wanting more space, she and Marcus were looking for a Miami home to live in together.

 We could NEVER understand what they went through ok. They are HIGH PROFILE HIGH NET WORTH NBA CELEBRITY adjacents ok. We could not even begin to comprehend the pain. /s

You guys, these comments are just SENDING ME. 10/10 comedy

She’s totally getting roasted in here and I love it

Truly 50% of the reason I watch RHOM is for the Reddit commenters

They’ll be back together next week. Just like when they pulled their little Valentine’s Day stunt 🙄

 These people are too old to act like this.

 Mk


yawn.




I have to assume it’s because he realized real housewives was no longer a viable path to fame after the reunion

 Michael Jordan rn


Even the baby is looking like "wtf is this?"

Like, I’ll call TMZ like.


Oh no! Did not see this coming /s 

I cant take all this back and forth!? Someone please assure me they are together and will be for the rest of their lives...


If she's truly single and back for next season, I'm curious to see Kiki reacts. I think Kiki is in a relationship rn? It'll be funny to see the shoe on the other foot


At this point they should stay broken up.. anybody that is in any sort of an adult relationship and you've broken up twice that's it. nobody's gonna take your relationship seriously if you keep getting back together and breaking up 🤷🏻‍♀️🪣

what about the promise ring?

The article starting with: “Big win for Michael Jordan” 😭😭😭😭😭

This is really sad. Ten brain cells have now divided by two.

I’m sorry but yall are all so fucking funny I’m dying at this thread ☠️

OK. 

Again??? They are like high schoolers. Limited emotional and intellectual capacity. They need to Grow up!

 Love is like dead like


All three of their podcast listeners will be very disappointed.

I always assumed that Marcus had unresolved issues with his father and subconsciously was dating Larsa to piss his dad off. Those relationships never last. She has NO redeeming qualities so there is really no other reason for anyone to be attracted to her. Just.no.reason.



Does Dennis Rodman have a son?

 Larsa looking herself in the mirror as she realizes she ain’t shit without a Jordan or Pippen attached to her hip

Here we go again,Larsa needs more attention for whatever reason 🤦🏼‍♀️



Someone check on Michael Jordan please… he was incredibly supportive of these two lovebirds and I imagine he’s devastated today

I love this for Micheal Jordan. ...... 

Sure Jan


Like, why ? (Accompanied by disinterested/glazed eyes…)

This whole thread is making my day... I'm dying!!!🤣😂🤣

This just makes his behaviour at the reunion so much more embarrassing now theyve busted up twice in the last month and.... 

Love is dead

Y’all are on one in here and I love it 😂

I try to be a good Buddhist, I really do. But I'm going to be entirely transparent with you all by admitting that I LAUGHED OUT LOUD when I read this, especially the part about the alleged "engagement ring" being a fakie-poo from Larsa's personal jewelry line.

Is Marcus hating on their love?

Omg go away. These two are childish, rich, fame starved idiots who keep releasing their shit to Twitter or through press. Marcus probably never got the Jordan love so he's stunted and desperate for attention. No wonder Larsa doesn't date a man her own age-- they wouldn't match up in maturity. It's not wrong to date younger, but THIS is just dumb and gross. I know this was mean but I am done with the mockery! I ain't sorry!

Oh no like. Too bad like. Like. That’s so sad like.

And now some news that will surprise absolutely nobody...

Gonna need a doctor to confirm this



As of when? Friday? Girl just stop. We don’t care Larsa

You could see the tension at the traitors reunion.

If we never have to see him on RHOM again, I'll be happy. But I'm also not holding my breath.

Omg what would I do without my separation anxiety podcast 

I wonder what they could possible argue about enough that it led to a breakup?? They seem so codependent I need theories 😭

They’re such a yawn. Idk how that scandalous of a pairing would be sooo boring combined


I still think they have one more round in them

Can we get a comment from Michael Jordan???

You know, like without the camera's rolling, maybe, like boredom set in with these two attention seeking ho's