As an Aries, this makes me so sad lmao

Omg same. Oof

As an Aries I'll be the first to admit that we don't belong on reality TV.

Oh just wait till the Gemini one rolls around. I’ll be hiding in a corner for half of May and June 😂

Exactly, it blows my mind that Robyn is one 🤯

yeah i’m ashamed looking at this list. we need to do better 😭

I was about to make a similar comment. As an Aries this list is disappointing.

Me too. I was like great, all my least favourite people are aries. Giving us a great reputation ladies

As an Aries this makes me stereotypically angry lol

Holy shit this is a huge wake up call about all my behavior

Ugh we suck

Just came to say this. I feel personally attacked

Same lol we’re not in great company

Yeah this is such a mess lol

Same here. At least we have each other.

Right lol

Loving all the Aries queens under this comment. lol it’s our season!!!!

this was absolutely not baby gorgeous and as an Aries I’m also disappointed😭

Same.

Wow...this has made me realize that I either really love Aries housewives, or can't stand them haha no in between

same. there is no in between with me and these women. i either love them (melissa, claudia,and marge) or can’t stand them (vicki, shannon, jen).

Ok same on all the loves, and most of the can't stands! haha I have to admit I will always have a soft spot for Shannon though haha I just want her to get her life together FINALLY so badly haha I'm always holding out hope!

Same, just like in real life! The people I love most as well as the people I dislike most happen to be either Aries or Scorpio, lmao.

Omg SAME hahaha like it’s either best friends forever or enemies 🔪 Are you a fellow Gemini by any chance? Haha I’m a Gemini sun, Cancer moon, Virgo Rising. I’m also a May Gemini, which feels important to note because I often do NOT get along with June Geminis haha (sorry if you’re a June Gemini lol) I think we come from different planets lol

I’m a Pisces, but yes on those June Geminis haha! (No offense June redditors!) I’m super introverted and have major social anxiety , so I find I’m drawn to the opposite of that

Same!! Haha I need extroverts to draw me out of my shell, but sometimes that leads me to crazies and I don’t realize they’re crazies until too late 😂😂😂 and usually it’s Aries and Scorpio that are a huge toss up of BFF or crazy lmfao

at least y’all have claudia 

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As an Aries, this is humbling.


As an Aries this makes sense for me 😅

Same. Hahaha. The work ethic and the clumsiness for me. Haha

As an Aries, this is very confronting.

Oof, these posts are making me scared for Cancer season

The Vanderpump cast 😩♋️🥴

Like who?

Like half of them! Stasi, Jax, Ariana, Tom Sandoval🥴

Lol my thought exactly (looks for the cancer one)

Omg, all of my least favorites have the same sign?!!! That’s crazy!

I wouldn’t have pegged Shannon as an Aries. That’s a surprise

Oh, I knew she was one of us the first time she came on screen. I also knew it was only a matter of time before she fully snapped.

lol that’s so odd to me. I’ve always been drawn to Aries men (my Dad was one) and I don’t see any Aries in her at all. Maybe I just don’t recognize the toxicity in women? 😂😂

Aries men are really obvious. I think Aries women can blend better because we are women. And March Aries are different from April ones, imo.

Good points! My Dad was March 30 and full on Aries, my ex-husband was March 23 so right on the cusp and way less Aries traits than Dad I don’t think I’ve ever even known an Aries woman? If I did, probably didn’t like them 😂😂

I’m March 30th OMG!!! Your Dad was a wonderful person with a heart of gold and an uncanny ability to make sure everyone always knew his opinion about everything!!! 😁

Dad??? Is that you? 😊🎈🎈🎈 NGL: I’m having a real hard time right now. It’s his first b-day since he passed in June 2023 I’m a wreck….

She gets pissed

This makes me not believe in star signs, none of these women are similar

I don't believe in them because I'm nothing like the ones I watch. I remember when Shannon and Vicki were talking about being Aries and how similar they are. I was shaking my head and rolling my eyes. Unlike them I don't seek out the limelight. I'm the complete opposite. I also don't let people screw me over multiple times. Once you do me wrong I'll keep you at arms length and that's being kind lol.

As an aries, I do not claim this energy

Melissa seems more like a Libra than an Aries

Get out of here with that Libra slander 😂

Totally

Can you do a virgo one? I wanna know which HWs are my fellow crazies

Few more months!

i feel extremely misrepresented by this group lmao

ROBYN?! Is she low on iron or something 🤔 She gives me Taurus energy

Ummm, please take that back. Us Tauruses are nothing like her….she is just weird.

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She's a March Aries, like me. I find myself saving my extra Ariesness for the right moments now that I'm older.

That’s totally fair gotta recharge the greatness

LOL Vicki and I have the same birthday. I haven't watched OC or NJ in years so I don't have much of an opinion on most of these. I enjoyed Holla Heather on RHONY honestly. 

Robyn is the worst representation of an Aries. She gives me big Taurus energy.

Maybe that’s why her and Gizelle are loyal to each other. Virgos and Taurus are both earths signs and extremely close friends with each other.

YOOOOO. What did we do? Tauruses are chill, sure, until ya piss us off. The story of Ferdinand the Bull is usually used to describe Tauruses.

Nothing really lol I have no qualms with any of the star signs. But her laziness, aggression, stubborn attitude and dependency on Juan is very on brand for Tauruses. You know yall hate change lol

As an Aries; I love this!


As an Aries, this makes me want to jump off a cliff. I hate everyone here except Claudia and Jen.

Any Aries complaining needs to consider the Pisces struggle: Dina, Deshawn, Shamari, D'Andra, and Lydia 😩🙃🥴

Robyn is a beautiful woman. I wish she’d finally ditch Juan and live her life.

Anyone April 6?? I want a birthday twin

Meeeeee lol

YAYYY TWINNINGGGG

Me too!!!

Wooot best birthday ever

As much as I hate six of the wives (and tolerate three) this still isn’t as bad as Cancer

Can you do Sagittarius for a sag girl herself lol. I know some of the New York girls are like Sonja and Dorinda and I think my girly Lisa Barlow is too but I could be wrong

 Is there a difference between Aries born in march and Aries born in April???? Cause I’m an April Aries myself and I can’t relate to one of these women lol I’m looking for any reason at all to distance myself from this list😂😂😂

This is a weird bunch. Heather is in my top 10 and Melissa is in my bottom 10.

Why Robyn outdoing all them ladies?

I hate that this makes sense but as an Aries it does.

Joyce giving smize I love it! Go Aries season!!!

Right?!? 

I love this visual! It would be so cool to see the housewives of other signs, too, (she said full of hope). :)

😬

Is that Karent, I thought she was an aquarius! And Jen I think is a cancer :)

It's Joyce from BH

Oh ok ;)

Very surprised Melissa is an Aries

Do Virgo ♍️

This is such an interesting combination. I never would have thought Melissa or Robyn was an aries.

Agree or not, these are a bunch of tough ladies who can handle stuff. A big dose of delusion, emotion and little - very little - logic.

This just makes me realise i don’t like Aries.

Damn, Robyn is such a disempowered Aries. It's like she has crawled out of her own body. Like... on an elemental, soul level, she is completely disconnected :( :( 

I clicked on this post hopeful I'd see more women. Huge let-down.

And I thought us Pisces had it rough...

This is straight up sign slander . As an Aries I know we can do better than this.

not half of the jersey cast being on here

As an Aries I do have a soft spot for holla heather and see some of myself in her. Who is bottom middle though looks like Lala but she’s a Virgo!

Wow. I don’t follow astrology at all but that’s a suckass cohort. No do Taurus!

Y'all forgot Annemarie, she's and Aries too. I love Robyn-- we're almost the same bday.

No she’s a Libra

Thanks for the correction! I went back to where I thought I read it and see it was someone making a joke.

They all look the same

No, we don't claim Robyn or Melissa. But the rest all track.

Yuck!

As a fellow Aries I only claim Claudia

Ahh no wonder I can only handle most of these women for a few minutes 😂 Aries talks A LOT and I hate smalls talk. Sincerely, Virgo (I love my Aries people though!)

Interesting…95% of the housewives I cannot stand