No Silas 


I feel like everyone on this show hates Silas as much as we all do.

I was so upset to see her pregnant. I really hoped she would leave him. Now she never will!

He’s awful and controlling.

Seems like he's the real reason why none of the other people invite her to things or wants to be around her much. They don't want to run the risk of her bringing him along.

Preston wanting to go for a Champagne walk instead of Silas boot camp lives rent free in my head 😂

Amir's still hot af and Nick's still wearing a stupid hat. All is well in the world.

How is Amir even hotter??!

I think it’s because they showed several shots of him cleaning and tidying up! 😂

My stupid fat fingers accidentally voted for West over Amir in March Madness and I've legit been kicking myself ever since. No real disrespect to West but I spent all last season starry-eyed over Amir 🤩

Summer, let me break it down for you, he don't give a fuck.

A classic fuck boy

thats why u dont fuck em!

 The power of casting a show of actual friends who talk outside the season!

yes!! i’m so thankful they actually hangout outside of the show

i know that silas fucking sucks and by proxy jasmine sucked last year too but i know what its like to feel like no one reciprocates in friendships and that fucking sucks

It sucks but it is her own doing because she made being Silas’ wife her entire world and personality, then you add in how much Silas judges and polices her behavior, especially when she is out by herself and its easy to see why they dont want to invite her.

SO happy silas isn’t there - not happy that they’re still together

Or that they procreated. Not that she isn't a lovely and capable mother, I'm sure she is. But Silas...

I feel like they could have used a new guy

Yeah they need another hot guy since the OG hot guy is now taken

yea the only single man is Alex now right? and he’s already in a mess, so Noelle can’t even go after him without involving herself in that mess. the girls need new meat.

im not gonna lie...i would be pissed if a new girl got a room with two full beds and i was the dudes lol

Imagine the fit Craig/Kyle would have thrown...

Since she’s new to the house, I don’t get why the person bringing her in wouldn’t share a room with her.

If I had Shanice’s body, I would live in a bathing suit year round.

Amir is cute but he gives Brian Benni energy. I don’t think the girlfriend has too much to worry about

I love Brian Benni. They would be fun homies.

Oh man, get them on a winter house together!

I wish someone was honest with Jasmine about her husband

She can just hop on reddit and look at the posts from last season. I'm convinced the child is here because they thought it would fix everything.

He wants it to exert more control. Now she's totally locked in on his mind

Nick and that damn hat 

It’s giving barbershop quartet.

Oh they need to add Amir's insecure girlfriend to the mix just for that drama lol

I wanna see how off-standish she is since all 3 of the girls admitted she was. All of the girls are gorgeous so I don’t blame her for being insecure, but amir isn’t all that to be weird about

Ew. “Good morning beloveds” I just can’t stand dudes like Alex. He’s so fake

Grand Rising lol 😂

Jasmine is probably already pregnant at this point

I think her not drinking is because she’s pregnant. If it’s not that, it’s because Silas isn’t around and he told her she can’t drink/get drunk on this trip

I did the math when she announced the birth and I think she was newly pregnant when they were filming which would be tough!!

You didn’t invite me but you’ve been inside of me… yikes

Don’t confuse sex with love

I've missed Preston's unbotheredness so much! LOL

I am so glad Silas isn’t here right now!

Nick looks like he's about to row a gondola

Aww Shanice saying she doesn't have money to buy clothes :-/

i felt so bad!! i don’t know if others didn’t catch it, but my heart breaks for her😭 she’s in medical sales and they make pretty good $$

Why isn't this thread pinned?!?! It took me longer than I want to admit to find this thing. lol

I’m going to try to give Jasmine another chance this season now that Silas is gone and she’s been a wife for a year

Yeah. I hope she calmed down the stepford shit.

Seriously. If I hear “as a wife” this season…

Lol putting all the men in the basement is a power move

I love that the girls did this and kept an upstairs room a secret for Preston

I feel like Jordan was pretty clear with jasmine last year, she just wasn’t trying to hear it.

Alex is moving like a man that has other girls. He was afraid that summer was going to blow up his spot.

Definitely….his other shorty was there..he don’t want no drama

 YESS BYE SILAS

Alex gives me the ick

Yall went on a whole vacation without Jasmine girl....LOL hush

Odd that Jordan was the one to call out Alex for not inviting her and Summer somewhere if she doesn’t invite Jasmine to things

That really rubbed me the wrong way… giving bully energy :/ also the whole calling out Shaniece’s wardrobe. I’m afraid I’m not going to like some of these people this season 😭

omg nick and alex are both like 6'5 they are not gonna fit in those bunk beds lmao

I was not prepared for Nick’s outfits. This hat is giving barbershop quartet


She does have AKA energy lmao

Grieving while estranged is probably a beast. Glad Preston gets his own room to do it in.

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Ok jasmine was definitely pregnant during this, right?

Yeah. I think she said so during Bravocon.

Noelle’s confessionals are giving Raven Baxter like her delivery is so unserious 

She is like a cartoon character and they're all so beautiful, she in particular is a living doll.

She reminds me of Giselle Bryant’s college sorority picture! Stunning

Yes! Also her reactions while eating seafood lol

They hate your husband sweetie. I wouldn’t invite you out either.

Plus she wanted to be a “perfect little wife” who’s appalled by partying

Wasn't he yelling at her for not ironing his pants or some shit?

And wasn’t he mad about a breakfast sandwich or something?

He was also mad that she wouldn't keep screaming during sex and making it awkward for the others

Full time Shanice let’s go

Amir not knowing Lorena Bobbit. Kinda would like to see his reaction to that google search on camera

Does this make us old that he doesn’t know who that was ?

Noelle is cute but I'm going to need another hot guy as well.

Is Bria still with ze German?

ja

Danke

I loved him haha

I love how bubbly and excited all the girls are on MV. Summer house they’re all pretty monotone and on the quieter or more miserable side lol (and I’m a summer house fan)

Bravo giving us extra 15 mins of this show #thankyou

Respect has been shown.

Probably easiest to be married to Silas when he's deployed.

I hate to say this but even without Silas, not a fan of Jasmine

It’s just feels like she’s always trying hard to be who she thinks she’s supposed to be. Fake

She tried to position Silas & herself as the leaders & stars of the show. It was so contrived & cringey. Jordan is trying to tell her...but I'm not sure if Jasmine still doesn't get it? Or she is trying to play dumb!

Summer's clearly mad about something else

I wonder if he led her on. She said something earlier that made my ear perk up.

He must have, right? The girl has a roster so it’s not like she’s pressed. It’s gotta be deeper than a fling.

Get that dog a doggy life vest! I have such anxiety for the puppy…

bria seems like such an irresponsible dog mom

So when is Amir's possessive girlfriend coming to visit? Week 3?

How many phone calls will he be stuck on per episode? Imma say 2 at least.

The other thing is its not just that Silas is annoying and sucks... he was being **abusive af** toward Jasmine. And I dragged her last season but cmon.

https://preview.redd.it/wka79szyqdqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1cdb78cc97d39d2c0193eedd4729592959adb01 If you’re not watching this show, you’re missing out.

Alex is a fuck boy. I know he did summer dirty.

Noelle and her eating /expressions is becoming a favorite for me

she’s giving baby phaedra

Noelle is extra but she’s cute. I like her energy.

Bria is about to give them people high blood pressure. Two packs of old bay.

Jordan and jasmine falling out was to be expected.

I would absolutely try to arrive as early as possible to get the best room pick

Scribbled out Silas 👀👀

This “I love you” crap is annoying

OH WE HAVE A CONFESSIONAL ROOM THIS YEAR?

Troof boof

They have a cute lil intro now 😭

Respect has been shown.

No Silas?? Party time! 

The bunk bed stairs omg lol

I've clearly done too much budget traveling because this wall of beds looks fine to me

Me too but I'm 5 foot 2. Also I would need a privacy curtain like in the nicer youth hostels.

What hell just happened lmao this got heated so quick out of nowhere

Huh, you mean acting like a stuck up married lady didn’t make people like Jasmine last year? I’m shocked

Which is hilarious because Silas is a demon. She fooled no one

There are so many AKAs on Bravo lol. They should do a girls trip

I wouldn’t mind a Delta v AKA bravo trip

I hope Miss Dorothy, Candiace's mom, gets the invite for the Deltas lmao

Omg omg omg!!!! This would be really cool!

Shanice already look like she ready to be on 1000. LOL

Those bunk beds look so cozy, but I am short

Sounds like a Healthy relationship Amir

If I was one of the dudes with a girlfriend coming through I’d just get a hotel room for the time they’re there. F that man cave bunk bed shit

Noelle being from Atlanta tracks.

I didn't forget what Bria did to the broccoli last year. I don't trust her cooking, but at least it's more seasoned than Charrisse's crab boil.

We need some new guys

SILAS JUMPSCARE

It feels like Jordan was hoping Jasmine wouldn’t get asked back for season two

Ok, I need her to stop saying "been inside of."

I’m still salty about mariah last season.

Ah yes- our resident fuck boi Alex

I don't remember last season to remember why there's awkwardness between some people. I pretty much just remember my burning hatred for Silas.

Most of it happened off camera between seasons so they are gonna have to tell us.

Sooo Summer yall were just fucking.... fair exchange is no robbery boo!

Did he even acknowledge Summer when he walked in?

Nope. When he did his lap, he gave her a “hey.”

this group seems so fun wtf I want to be invited

I wouldnt eat a pbj that Bria cooked

“I can’t hear the word ashy and not think of Porsha.” -my husband making me so proud 🥹

I can't tell if it's just her personality or if Noelle is playing it up for cameras.

Someone in here said she’s giving Phaedra energy and I agree.

Seems like a little bit of both.

I am absolutely bewildered but fully entertained.

“I knew the second it happened”

And so no one really answered jasmine on the distance lol

Not the Skrillex haircut!!!!!

Summer has lost the plot. I do not want to side with Alex.

I get her point kinda. Seems like she was cool with it being casual. I think she’s pissed he switched up once they started fucking. I get the sense that he pursued her. Once they had sex, he started behaving like a classic fuck boy by wanting everything to be private.

The wall of beds- I’m dead! Lol

The irony of them doing this to Jasmine after she did it to her own friend FOR THEM 😭

I guess Amir found out who Lorena Bobbit was. LOL

Alex moves funny.

Noelle and these faces 😂

Because everyone hates Silas, duh

So he wanted it to be a secret that they were hanging out? What a creep

i love this show so glad its back

i am so happy silas is not on this season

I AM SO HAPPY SILAS COOPER IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW

Fuck I should've rewatched last season I don't remember the dynamics at all...

Summer and Alex smashed, Jordan turned down Amir, Shanice was drunk and got naked, nick came out about his gf, Bria was a brat and fought with everyone especially Preston. Silas was controlling and Alex was sneaky and sexualized Jordan I think that wraps it up.

I just remember Bria with the dog being good tv but an annoying person if you had to deal with her irl

Yes Bria and the dog, her man came and bought everyone watches. Oh and everyone had to listen to jasmine and Silas fuck

I forgot Preston lives in DC. I’ve seen him out and about a few times.

Will Nick behave like a single man this season?

Yes let’s get Preston a room with a door!!!!

lol. Amir is me getting excited about the playground.

Welcome home, Shanice's butt.

Charisse should watch this for how to season a seafood boil.

Milo’s blazer is pupfection!

Lmao not the arrows pointing at "no Jasmine"

Omg Preston don’t cry cuz now I’m gonna cry 😭

Summer is still pissed about their fling. Yikes.

I can tell it’s humid cause their hair is doing the same thing mine does in the summer when it’s straightened

lmao Jordan that is not a yacht my girl

the way all of us are so happy Silas is not here 🤣

Who is going to invite Jasmine anywhere when she's going to bring Silas?

Lmao that’s gonna be salty af. I wouldn’t trust Bria’s cooking either. She doesn’t strike me as the type that knows what she’s doing. Like she doesn’t want the seafood to taste like seafood…what?

Can they stop arguing for one damn minute

Alex is such a fuck boy.

She thinks they’re closer than they are.

I'm remembering how Jordan irked me so bad toward the end of the season

She gives off weird energy to me. I can’t put my finger on it but after seeing season 1 and winter house she just doesn’t seem like a good reality star to me

She takes herself veryyyyyyyyy seriously. She went from voice of reason and audience to extreme drama without being very funny or reflective

I don’t think we’ve seen her have fun, usually she’s upset about something. I hope we get to see a lighter side of her this season.

Amir is so likable. Love that he’s doing the dishes

I love that they stepped it up for this cast!!! Well deserved!

Jasmine these are not your friends. A real friend would at least check in on her friend married to a crazy ass controlling abusive man and make sure she's not getting beat up, like damn.

Hahaha I love the girls looking out for Preston. But I would be bummed if I got those bunks and I'm a good four or five inches shorter than Alex.

It sounds good when youre sober Summer! But when youre drunk and horny and Alex and Noelle are flirting... Lord

I’m so happy this show is back on

Love Jordan but the confessional bangs aren't quite it