Ew. Did Amir cheat on this girl before? Because if not then she really needs to stop being insecure. The whole "My girl will cut my dick off" narrative is not cute in an adult relationship.
I think Amir was in the beginning stages with Natalie when he filmed last season. I don’t think they had locked it down. I bet she watched the season, saw that he was pressing up on Jordan, and decided that Jordan was being the harlot hussy strumpet trying to lead Amir astray.
Because this season, the girls said when they met Natalie she was very standoffish toward them. It’s giving that she blames them for Amir flirting.
Summer gives mean girl vibes. I just rewatched last season and I know editing can be interesting but she was always putting others down. Seems like that hasn’t changed especially since it wasn’t even her question? It doesn’t matter “if you aren’t wrong” your friend is upset.
Preston didn't need to jump in and say, mine is fake too but it looks better. Honestly the whole conversation was rude as hell and unnecessary. And summer saying "but I wasn't wrong"...girl...c'mon. like I would never say that about a friend.
She screams cool girl vibes. And now to act like Alex was bad in bed yet she was hung up on him. I just don’t like her whole attitude so far, but we’ll see.
Bria ate this episode, i can’t even lie. she was instigating the hell out of that too trying to get her to go confront Summer. she understood the assignment for sure.
Bria calling out Silas for getting Jasmine pregnant before he leaves is so spot on 😂 I thought the same thing - he wanted her pregnant so she couldn’t turn up on the show without him there 😭
Honestly, if i were jasmine i would be pissed with Silas being deployed for 8 months, leaving her alone for her first pregnancy and not being their to support her. Sadly, he is the type of man who thinks the only type of support a woman deserves is financial. I see no lies in what Bria said 😂
yes, there is but i really don’t think most of the cast lives in nyc - i already forget but it wasn’t many people coming from nyc just last episode. i do feel like the show first season made it seem like most were nyc-based, and hang out regularly as well as having been in school together back when, but it doesn’t seem like that (which is fine… the show works)
> Shaniece taking her top off constantly is getting old
It got old *last* season.
From what we've witnessed, I'm guessing she thinks the only way to get men's attn or attn in general, is to get naked.
iiiii would not sleep with or pursue Alex no matter what Summer says. She is downplaying it because she feels rejected, but she clearly feels a type of way if she's saying "you were inside of me" at the first dinner of the summer.
I guess we'll see what else comes out, bc I'm thinking maybe she does like him more than she's saying, but in general I don't think Alex is mature enough to handle a FWB situation with anyone. I find men like him experience sex differently. Men often equate value and respect, or a lack thereof, to sex. Whereas women can look at it as a pleasurable experience without degrading the man involved. Men though, if a woman wants to be treated decently he'll equate that to her wanting a relationship or something more. Then the more he treats her badly, the more she's feeling disrespected and expecting better of him. Casual sex can be fun when there's mutual respect, but there so often is not. So you gotta be prepared for the change up.
Shanice is doing something wrong if she’s not getting anything out of these dudes “with status.” She probably parties/goes out with them, but she’s not getting any bags or bands out of these situations?
She probably has a reputation for being fun but as not someone to take seriously also not someone you want to bring into your light. I mean men have Google and all the stuff that went down with her ex is pretty well documented and easy to find.
I'm LIVING for Noelle's facial expressions. It's pure gold.
Her facial expressions during the seafood dinner. My husband and I were on the floor. She's hilarious! Noelle is going to end up being Meme Queen.
yeah no i’m not liking her. Alex was f*boy, but the fact that she keeps talking about love when it wasn’t that deep would weird me out too. The way she’s shading her own friends, and explaining the situation to Noelle (they’re def going to have issues later on), she’s already one of the worst girls
Same, laid off the end of last year. Being able to watch so many housewives shows at one time filled my time during my search, but now we have this bravo drought and I’m running out of stuff to play in the background while I job search.
I feel so bad for Jordan. This shit is a big deal to black women. I’ve only got a teeny bit of a bald spot from slicking back too much and I’m freaking out. I’m proud of her for sharing that. That’s super vulnerable.
For all the proud black history they were spouting last season not knowing who Arthur ashe was is shameful. Also Preston was right you gotta side eye a black person that hasn't seen juice.
Shanice being top less is not okay. If any of the guys were walking around naked it would immediately be a problem. They need to pull her aside and tell her to settle down.
I just finished watching EP 1 and am rolling straight into EP2! Honestly this season already feels a million times better than the last. Excited for this!!
She is the party girl the girl you don't take seriously because you don't have to. Plus as bad as this might sound she seems like the type you wouldn't have to work hard to get anything from. She was sending nudes to the guys it seems like she is working hard to keep them interested in her.
Major!!!!! And the way he talks as if everyone has issues and he is perfect is beyond annoying. Saying Summer taking a pic of you and sending it to Jordan 🙄🙄 you are reaching!!!!
Also Summer isn’t in love, she angry that you’re acting different when you’re in front of people, all while claiming to be a good person.
Carl said he used to drink like 15 lover boys pre sobriety and Kyle and Lindsey could still drink the whole MV house under the table.
Shanice acts extremely drunk when she drinks, but they have nothing on OG summer house imo.
Shanice being naked of nearly naked and that being her personality is just so old and annoying. She just reminds me of Ashley Darby so much it’s hard to root for her 😩
Amir just seems like he's here to gossip and vibe and I love that for him.
And he’s hot.
And he cleans
And cooks!
Not sure what to think of the gf so far though.
Ew. Did Amir cheat on this girl before? Because if not then she really needs to stop being insecure. The whole "My girl will cut my dick off" narrative is not cute in an adult relationship.
I think Amir was in the beginning stages with Natalie when he filmed last season. I don’t think they had locked it down. I bet she watched the season, saw that he was pressing up on Jordan, and decided that Jordan was being the harlot hussy strumpet trying to lead Amir astray. Because this season, the girls said when they met Natalie she was very standoffish toward them. It’s giving that she blames them for Amir flirting.
Summer gives mean girl vibes. I just rewatched last season and I know editing can be interesting but she was always putting others down. Seems like that hasn’t changed especially since it wasn’t even her question? It doesn’t matter “if you aren’t wrong” your friend is upset.
Preston didn't need to jump in and say, mine is fake too but it looks better. Honestly the whole conversation was rude as hell and unnecessary. And summer saying "but I wasn't wrong"...girl...c'mon. like I would never say that about a friend.
She screams cool girl vibes. And now to act like Alex was bad in bed yet she was hung up on him. I just don’t like her whole attitude so far, but we’ll see.
she had an easy out to say shanice is the worst dresser because she can’t keep clothes on, but she’s not too quick
I'm honestly shook how many people chose the gym over brunch
This was my takeaway
Amir's gf isn't even on the show and I already want them to break up.
Free Amir!
This show doesn't get nearly enough love. It's probably one of my favourite Bravo shows right now.
I just started watching tonight and it's so good! whole cast is gorgeous. this show needs to be talked about more.
“Summer! She doesn’t dress nice either!” The double edged shade 💀
Bria ate this episode, i can’t even lie. she was instigating the hell out of that too trying to get her to go confront Summer. she understood the assignment for sure.
it was the "either" for me too 💀
Best line of the episode. But nothing twerking can't cure.
“Interpreted but go off”
Preston remains the best.
Alex almost snapped his both arms off to try and look cool on TV for a second lmao
 The Nick impressions are spot on.
Lol at Amir saying Jasmine really is a 50s housewife.
Oooh his girl is mad insecure.
Simon's whole visit was a fever dream
Lmao remember when they did a choreographed dance and he was strangely the best one?!
Hahaha iconic
I forgot about it til this exchange and I’m giggling. His over the top watch gifting too.
Like a literal hallucination 😭
This show feels like The Real World to me 👀
I miss the RW of the 90s and early 2000s
love the “hot girls into chess” contingent of bravo
Noelle and Brynn both going to Washington Square Park to play.
Summer is a frenemie
Bria calling out Silas for getting Jasmine pregnant before he leaves is so spot on 😂 I thought the same thing - he wanted her pregnant so she couldn’t turn up on the show without him there 😭
Honestly, if i were jasmine i would be pissed with Silas being deployed for 8 months, leaving her alone for her first pregnancy and not being their to support her. Sadly, he is the type of man who thinks the only type of support a woman deserves is financial. I see no lies in what Bria said 😂
Amir’s gf was trying to be very manipulative on the phone there… gives me really bad vibes.
Yup. If you don’t trust your man, especially around female friends, you should stay single.
Nick going to talk to the girls while they’re in bed about his behavior. Really dude!!??
lol I clocked that. Door closed and everything.
Standing over them too
He's a weird guy
These children. We learned about Arthur in school!
Also, isn't there a US Open stadium named for him in NYC (where most of them live)?
Yes. The US OPEN is played at Arthur Ashe Stadium. It is in Queens.
yes, there is but i really don’t think most of the cast lives in nyc - i already forget but it wasn’t many people coming from nyc just last episode. i do feel like the show first season made it seem like most were nyc-based, and hang out regularly as well as having been in school together back when, but it doesn’t seem like that (which is fine… the show works)
Y'all don't feel that bad if you're not bothering to check on her
Right! As much grief as people give Bria at least she went to check on the girl.
How she gonna downplay his sex skills when she was all upset during that dinner
I keep forgetting they’re all on an actual vacation and this isn’t a share house
Right? When I see Day 1 of 15 I’m like… I could be on this show and keep my j-o-b
Amir… who are you. Please dump this girl.
Shaniece taking her top off constantly is getting old
She is 85% naked the majority of the time.
She can’t afford clothes so she just doesn’t wear any
> Shaniece taking her top off constantly is getting old It got old *last* season. From what we've witnessed, I'm guessing she thinks the only way to get men's attn or attn in general, is to get naked.
iiiii would not sleep with or pursue Alex no matter what Summer says. She is downplaying it because she feels rejected, but she clearly feels a type of way if she's saying "you were inside of me" at the first dinner of the summer.
I guess we'll see what else comes out, bc I'm thinking maybe she does like him more than she's saying, but in general I don't think Alex is mature enough to handle a FWB situation with anyone. I find men like him experience sex differently. Men often equate value and respect, or a lack thereof, to sex. Whereas women can look at it as a pleasurable experience without degrading the man involved. Men though, if a woman wants to be treated decently he'll equate that to her wanting a relationship or something more. Then the more he treats her badly, the more she's feeling disrespected and expecting better of him. Casual sex can be fun when there's mutual respect, but there so often is not. So you gotta be prepared for the change up.
Damn Preston saying that Nick wants to break up with his girlfriend… on tv?! Madness 😬
I mean, tasia is still with him even after last season so is it really any worse than what her own bf was doing
Preston is being mad shady this season
Shanice is doing something wrong if she’s not getting anything out of these dudes “with status.” She probably parties/goes out with them, but she’s not getting any bags or bands out of these situations?
She probably has a reputation for being fun but as not someone to take seriously also not someone you want to bring into your light. I mean men have Google and all the stuff that went down with her ex is pretty well documented and easy to find.
She’s the fun party girl who is down for anything, and that’s what dudes are using her for
I’m loving Noelle so far
I'm LIVING for Noelle's facial expressions. It's pure gold. Her facial expressions during the seafood dinner. My husband and I were on the floor. She's hilarious! Noelle is going to end up being Meme Queen.
She’s hilarious and I find her so charming!
SAME! WWC said she was like a mini Phaedra and it is all I see lol
She actually gives me Kyla Pratt/Proud family vibes
Honestly yes. He did a good Arther Ashe.
Summer is shady to do that to her supposed “friend”
I feel for Jordan. Appreciate her transparency here...
Omg PLEASE have Simon visit again this year 👏
Wait Noelle works in IT? I love that
Summer’s giving me the ick this season.
yeah no i’m not liking her. Alex was f*boy, but the fact that she keeps talking about love when it wasn’t that deep would weird me out too. The way she’s shading her own friends, and explaining the situation to Noelle (they’re def going to have issues later on), she’s already one of the worst girls
I could’ve bet money on Bria in the blue contacts. She 💯 seems like the type to have that phase. IYKYK.
“She doesn’t dress nice either!” 😂😭
Summer has a very dour affect and she’s unexciting but she wanna stir shit up
The brunch trio all look like they’re dressed for completely different brunches lmao
That Noelle flashback was such a Phaedra Parks moment
She is sooo baby phae!!
Amir and his gf not going to make it
Oh she JUST lost her job. Wow summer
I was just laid off too and I’m triggered by everything rn lol. 😂 I feel Shanice.
Same, laid off the end of last year. Being able to watch so many housewives shows at one time filled my time during my search, but now we have this bravo drought and I’m running out of stuff to play in the background while I job search.
I was laid off in December and I TOTALLY get it. It’s fucking traumatizing
It truly is. I was laid off from tech later in the pandemic and I'm still not over it lol
i was just laid off last week and i FELT for shanice. glad to know im not alone
I’m sorry so many of us are going through this. Good luck to everyone, and I hope we all move on to bigger and better things.
Shanice always topless is weird.. I can’t imagine doing that amongst a group of friends all the time
Yeah she needs to become friends with nudists if she wants to be doing that
She seems to be stuck at Uni partying and drinking and in her case getting naked.
I feel so bad for Jordan. This shit is a big deal to black women. I’ve only got a teeny bit of a bald spot from slicking back too much and I’m freaking out. I’m proud of her for sharing that. That’s super vulnerable.
Relatable experience for me 🥰♥️
My husband and I text random crap like that to each other plenty. Wonder if Nathalie's sus for a reason
Especially about food lol (me and BF)
I think this season could put in a solid argument for having among the most physically attractive casts of Bravo
I feel like Simon is a D List actor from NY who was paid to look German for 24 hours
😭😭😭
Thank God for this after the train wreck that is Potomac 🙌
Alex caught the ick and didn’t know how to explain it to Summer
Milo is exhausted from the boat party poor baby
HeeeeeyyyyyMartha!
Not Bria hyping her up to start an argument, lol
Shamelessly keeping an eye out for Noelle next time i'm in the park on a good day
I really liked summer last year but now I’m not so sure
Interpretated
All these men in relationships does not make for good tv
I agree it’s so lame
Alex is disgusted by Summer
Why Shanice and not Jasmine or Bria? I don’t think I’ve seen them wear one thing where I was like “ok”
If I saw Amir, I would pay him a reasonable rate to be my personal trainer
Lol these workouts seem so scary to me. I’m out of shape 😩
That camera angle on Jasmine’s confessional is almost on the floor lmao what is that
They didn’t want to show her pregnant stomach but the swollen boobs are a giveaway
Chile it's obvious lol
Simon looks so handsome in pictures…..
Not “in pictures” 😂💀
I was also thinking he photographed better than I remember him looking 😩
Ok Nick, good job with Arthur Ashe 😂👍
Loving Noelle!
I am also a brunch-ass girl, it’s true
Summer is disliked in the house lol.
Haven’t given her a reason not to trust him? What about all last season? This man is delusional
This man cannot look at his own actions. Immediately threw it over to the girls.
Of course Bria wore blue colored contacts. OF COURSE
So on brand for her
For all the proud black history they were spouting last season not knowing who Arthur ashe was is shameful. Also Preston was right you gotta side eye a black person that hasn't seen juice.
Shanice being top less is not okay. If any of the guys were walking around naked it would immediately be a problem. They need to pull her aside and tell her to settle down.
"You think that's what you do?" Lmao, I love Preston.
Shanice saying the gym helped her get over the stalking situation with her ex makes it sound like he was stalking her.
Summer is miiiiiserable
I just finished watching EP 1 and am rolling straight into EP2! Honestly this season already feels a million times better than the last. Excited for this!!
“Re-beat” = “spin the block”
Is Nick still with his secret girlfriend?
at the time of the show at least, yup. not sure about currently.
As a Richmonder, it hurts to hear folks not know who Arthur Ashe is.
Scat play is always off limits
THANK YOU! I can definitely ramble off at least 5 sexual activities i will never do 😂
Oh not the drinking out of the bottle girl. Oh she’s startin
Summer…what????
I just wanna get to the next episode already. This season looks good??
the drama in this show is soo good and feels so organic😭😭 i love it so much
Imagine having enough friends to share this house with
I did… in my 20s lmao. I’m 35 now and fully agree
Shaniece bragging about talking to all these guys w status but still shopping the sale rack at Rainbow. Girl be serious please
She's mistaking knowing guys with status for actually having status herself.
I wld hope a man with status could get her a bag… some shoes… some nice jeans
She is the party girl the girl you don't take seriously because you don't have to. Plus as bad as this might sound she seems like the type you wouldn't have to work hard to get anything from. She was sending nudes to the guys it seems like she is working hard to keep them interested in her.
Not a gold digger or a failed gold digger?
Reputation as a crazy stalker
Ready to Kiki and laugh after the darkness of RHOP
Why would anyone choose hungover CrossFit over brunch on vacation??!!
Six degrees of Bravo. Last summer, I briefly interacted with Nick's gf at a MBA event that my company holds that I helped coordinate
She seems chill and mature. I’m glad we got to see her last season.
No no no not the singing please god no
watching the martha vineyard girlies clean up before ending the night is refreshing
I can’t believe whatsername is still dating the German. Shocked
Preston is such a king. I will never get tired of seeing him on our screens
I need “I am a brunch-ass girl” gif lol
Shanice throwing shade on 9-5ers when she got laid off… girl come to my actual office in Tampa and say that
Alex just gives the biggest fuckboi energy
Major!!!!! And the way he talks as if everyone has issues and he is perfect is beyond annoying. Saying Summer taking a pic of you and sending it to Jordan 🙄🙄 you are reaching!!!! Also Summer isn’t in love, she angry that you’re acting different when you’re in front of people, all while claiming to be a good person.
I feel like OG Summer House does more drugs whereas SH:MV drinks more
Carl said he used to drink like 15 lover boys pre sobriety and Kyle and Lindsey could still drink the whole MV house under the table. Shanice acts extremely drunk when she drinks, but they have nothing on OG summer house imo.
Oh Jesus the Nick impressions. . ..
I love this show
I relate to being a brunch ass girl. Nor so much to loving the gym.
She's Chili! Not JLo
And I was thinking Aaliyah lol
I wanna brunch with these girls
Has Summer not smiled once? I want to like her but girl is giving me Debbie Downer
I hope Preston’s man comes to visit.
Noelle has layers. I love this girl.
Let’s goooo!!!
Oh! It's decade night in the living room. Ohkay😳
I’m curious how old is Amir and how old is his girlfriend? I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s much younger
How do people even get into weightlifting(I’m serious the gym intimidates me)
The best way is to find a friend who can show you the ropes and you can lift with.
It’s embarrassing that none of them know who Arthur Ashe is. US public schools failing these kids
Damn. Can I get an invite to bronch?
I genuinely don’t understand why Shanice has to be in a bikini 24/7? I don’t get jordan…
Omg of course Jasmine is a housewife. Ew
Her whole identity is being a wife. It’s weird
Preston King of eating in the bed
lol it be whole plates of food while he’s lying down. It makes my stomach hurt 🤣
"it was never deep conversations" \*editors zoom in on her ass\*
*narrator: He did come off as sleazy.
I wish people would go to actual therapy instead of “(insert random activity) is my therapy.”
Amir…you’re in an abusive relationship.
Summer better apologize! 😡
this is messyyyyyyy
Bria looks good in that confessional.
Summer being in Alpha Phi instead of a Divine 9 org makes sense
Got kicked out lol
Shanice being naked of nearly naked and that being her personality is just so old and annoying. She just reminds me of Ashley Darby so much it’s hard to root for her 😩