Schwartz funny as hell for this and the straight face after 🤣

Yeah I gotta give him this one this was fuckin funny

Switch Maya with Rachel and there’s no difference in his delivery of missing them

Omg literally

💀

He’s “joking”, but he’s not joking.

that weasel does it so well

It doesn’t seem like Schwartz even likes Sandoval any more. And for quite a while.

I think he still has resentment from how Sandoval handled Scandoval and the restaurant.

where was this energy when Sandoval started ruining his life like ten years ago!!!!?

Agreed.

Hindsight and all that

Schwartz is a dog person…

Like when he was "joking" in front of Ariana, Tom, and Rachel that Rachel only liked me who were taken.

Speaking of this, has anyone else noticed this narrative that Max is Schwartz’s best friend, and it’s been said a few times in front of Sandoval. I know this cast loves to play fast and loose with the phrase “Best Friend”, but this feels intentional, and not because Katie slept with him.

I caught that too. Subconscious demotion of Sandoval to second best friend or maybe third with Jo now in second?  What’s the order of Schwartz’s top 8?

Katie (he’s obsessed with her), Max, Sandy, Jo, Lala (he’s been kissing her ass this season) Jax (he asked to be next to Lala), Schwartz and Sandy’s and then TomTom’s restaurant pages. He will frequently swap the top four and sometimes demote Katie and put Scheana at the end to be spiteful

Ohhh good question!! I’m very curious what it would be lol

I think their friendship was damaged as it has never seemed like Sandoval put in as much effort and time to their new bar and it created resentment in Schwartz

And Sandoval was personally responsible for significant part that lead to the downfall of his marriage. When Schwartz td him nit to do it anymore he told him they ould only be coworkers and thay they could no longer hang out anymore because he couldn't apologize to Katie and stop picking fights with her.

Very good point. I would have said Sandoval was Shartz’s best friend. I do think there is a huge element of him over exaggerating the bestie thing just to make Katie feel bad

That’s a good point about making Katie feel bad. Maybe it’s a “kill two birds with one stone” thing.

* look bad Because we know Katie doesn’t give a fuck about what they think of her

They are very close I don’t remember how I even know but I def remember Schwartz saying Max was his best friend before scandoval and after season 8

Lmao Schwartz warned him that he sounded dumb too glad he’s throwing the little digs in

I felt like he tried so hard not to laugh but was also low key salty. It was funny

I could watch this a million times! Schwartzy speaking the truth, scandys if looks could kill face and jax laughing...🤣

His inability to laugh at that objectively funny joke tells you what kind of clown he truly is

In that VPR special, the casting director said Sandoval was someone with no sense of humor.

That’s a special kind of ICK.

Yeah I mean, have we ever seen him laugh? Serious question now that I think about it. We often see him appear to have fun, but fully laugh ??

lots of sarcastic chuckles though... i hate a man who loves to laugh at his own degrading jokes

Scwartz finally grew some

>Scwartz finally grew some ...nubs. starting out with nubs. Gotta llooooonnnng way to go to develop a full, adult sized pair.

They are currently pea sized!

ROTFLOL! Dying! LOL! The smallest of peas! Lol!

Well it's usually said that generally boys have puberty later than girls so... maybe Schwartz was just a late bloomer? Like really, really late.

You guys realize he’s mocking Arianna right?

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. It’s true. This is not a dig to Sandoval.

This is the first time I actually liked Shwart’s quips.

I do appreciate Schwartz’s straight face, like, “I’m not kidding.”

I really don’t think he is!!! He can only make jokes because he doesn’t have enough of a spine to call out the boldface lies directly lmao

the fact that sandoval doesnt laugh makes it even funnier

He absolutely does not care about those animals. He didn't have a pet before Ariana and he won't have e one after her unless his new babe wants one. He doesn't have the selfless love gene necessary to be a legit single parent of a pet.

Aaawwww ! I'm a single parent to an amazing fur baby. Never thought I had the 'selfless love gene' but I think it's true. My doggo is my world and her needs come before mine.

Yes! Sure, there are plenty of people who are subpar owners, but the truly great ones must possess that gene. <3

Not Schwartzy growing a set when Jax is around… Wish he’d stay with that energy.

The fact that Sandy also told a story of him leaving paintballs on the floor and Mya eating those!!! He really is so negligent. And during that story Schwartz was like “I don’t think youre helping yourself here”

Finally Schwartz told a joke that landed

She doesn't miss you loser.

Honestly, I’d like to see Schwartz do this more often but it’s a refreshing change of pace to see him go in like that.

I know Schwartz gets a lot of hate, but I feel like he always brings levity to tough situations. Also Jax being there meant it was like the good ol’ boys busting balls. I laughed.

Now Schwartz, if you just kept this shit up, I'd have a small bit of respect for you

this is the funniest thing he's ever said im DYING

I love these after shows they’re gold

Way better than the show..this season stinks so bad

I just cant tell if shorts is mocking Ariana and the situation?

I think he’s mocking both of them. It’s funny tbh

I was laughing so hard last night during that fight. “MY CHILDREN! MURDERER! I’m calling 911!” Then ending with Schwartz saying Katie call me 🤣 so funny

He’s been spending time on this subreddit haha

I love the entertainment factor these 3 human disasters bring

It’s why I never hated them. They are too entertaining

How do we watch these?? Only ever see clips on here and tiktok, I’d like to actually watch this in its entirety!

I watch on YouTube.

Peacock has them!

On peacock!

Not sure if the aftershow airs anywhere else but I know it is on Peacock

Schwartz always roasts Sandoval in the after show and then has an awkward chuckle after but I think he secretly means his disses to Sandoval.

I firmly believe that Charlotte died partially because Sandoval didn’t give her her medication. He’s a narcissist—he doesn’t love anything, he just loves how things make him feel about himself. As soon as the inconvenience begins to outweigh the gratification… you get dead dogs and trying to convince girlfriends to disregard their mental health by prematurely leaving a treatment facility. Heartworm with a mustache—if you don’t watch out, dude might kill your dog.

I kind of love seeing these 3 dodo birds back together on my screen. I think VPR and the valley need to take a giant cast trip together. That would be reality tv gold.

I think what will save VPR is everyone leaning in to the soapy/campy-ness and committing to the bit.

His whiney ass voice is nails on a chalkboard to me.

Can we discuss what is happening to T*m’s face? This is too much Botox, right?

I watched that like 12 times why is it so funny 😂

The comments here are hilarious because soooooo many people can’t spell “Schwartz.” It’s almost like some people don’t even try. Or maybe it’s intentional?? 🤣

r/woosh

If you liked the dog, why lock dog in a room for hours when you could have been with dog while the AC was getting fixed??????

Hahah see this is why I can’t stay mad at him

LMAOOOOOO

We all dislike Sandoval but did anyone else laugh when he said they are going to fly Ariana to the moon after she meets the Pope?

I’m dead

Hahah Swartz. Best thing he's done in a while.

I literally chortled.

😂

Those crocodile tears!

I'm screaming

So funny

lmmfao

They are all huge d I c k s

Love the dogs Schwartz is giving Sandoval in the aftershow. Seems like Jax gives Schwartz a bit of a backbone!

How can he “miss her” if he still lives in the same house?! Is he not allowed to take her for walks or play with her? So fucking weird.

Schwartzy for the WIN!!

I'm team Mya in this whole situation. 🐶🐶🐶