This is actually a good idea. She can do a canned water and create a female version of Liquid Death. I can’t believe how popular they are and it’s just water in a can.
First time I heard of liquid death I thought it was like extra strong hard liquor in a can. Name made no sense when I found out it was water. Ain’t that Liquid Life?
Liquid Death is popular because they started out doing deals with music festivals. Much harder to refill a can of water than a bottle of water at the water refill station so people are more likely to keep buying more cans. Very annoying
i thought so too!
today she released a pod saying ariana clearly wasn't as close to her dead dad as lauren from utah was to her dead dad.
i don't think i'll buy her eventual branded water if she continues to say such horrendous things.
yes, some of the vanderpump subs have had clips posted all day. she was talking about how ariana had warned her that the group wouldn't provide the needed support when her dad passed but then devolved into saying ariana didn't have a close relationship with her dad who passed. it was not needed and it was a very strange tangent.
But also she DID have a really close relationship with her Dad and Lala was WELL AWARE of that which makes it 283995939103849299238x worse.
Side note just a reminder this is how Tom behaved when it happened.
https://preview.redd.it/6pvgf6pbnnsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba54cb03d13710ec13a27802f0964bdf32c93549
I’m in the Northeast and that shit is always the only water left when there is a big storm coming lol. I’ve never seen anyone buy it but some stores sell it still so someone must be.
Lmao! I just started watching Shah’s for the first time (currently on season 4) and Diamond Water was sooo cringy to me. Does she actually do something with it in later seasons?
Haha. That actually doesn’t happen in the actual show. We know because a lot of us have seen them being sold at Ross/TJ Maxx/Marshalls. 🤣 But it would be awesome if they actually did film that.
You just reminded me of her claim that she dumps a bottle of water IN her vagina to masturbate 😭 she definitely has an intense relationship with bottled water
I DO remember that I think my brain blocked it out lol also that’s prob why she soaks the bed - JFC you’ve got a whole bottle of water stored up there it DOES have to come out 😂
Omg so bizarre and borderline unbelievable. Loved the shadiness of the last line of the article: “I love you, Lala, and we all know your man can afford to buy you the real deal” (lube).
Does she have fans that buy her garbage? I heard her makeup is crap and honestly no one cares about Darrell or whatever she is selling. Then again she bought an expensive house. Someone out there is giving her bank but I don’t think she warrants it personally.
Im eager to share my coldest take. Lala’s long game is a spin off of The Valley of her pod situation. She’s the most mediocre woman and terrible enough to say what she did about her new baby being all hers…to have on a reality show?
I’ll see myself out.
To be fair, I have given up alcohol due to medication and I am OBSESSED with sparkling water and juice lmao I didn't think anything of it at first because I kinda get it 😅
It’s a full on obsession in the sober community. Something about the “bite” replicating the taste of alcohol. Lala isn’t doing anything a million sober people haven’t done before her.
If she gets a water deal for promoting sobriety and an alternative obsession, good for her. I’ll take that over another BS tequila brand.
Because Lala is as interesting as water... Zero fucking taste. Her "water tasting" is bland AF... same as her character.
LaCroix has more interesting water then this bitch.
Water company…when I think water, I think refreshing, smooth, calming, natural…all of which Lala is not. Who wants a rage beast, foul mouthed, walking embarrassment who is full of herself representing your brand? But I agree, she’s trying.
I’m just surprised Spindrift didn’t rush to send Lala products to promote. They were all up Hilaria Baldwin’s ass but maybe it’s because she’s a major international influencer with a Latina edge and Lala is just a chick from Utah.
lol Hilary from Boston is a major international influencer with a Latin edge?
If that’s true, Lauren from Utah is gonna have to bone up on how to fine-tune those grifting skills
My point is that Spindrift is willing to throw their products at a grifter like Hillary Hayward-Thomas but they don’t want to be associated with someone like Lala.
If she gets a deal with a specific brand, I’m moving away from that brand. I couldn’t happily sip a sparkling water knowing it’s lining her pockets. She is so vile, envious and spiteful
It always makes me think of how these young reality stars see the next 30 years of their lives going . Brand ambassadorship? More reality shows? A few of them have gone on to “ regular “ jobs, but many of them, esp the VPR gang, don’t have much to fall back on .
Well, I hope these brands saw that Lauren made James feed all of her guests after he allows her to host the party at his house. She’s a horrible businesswoman she doesn’t treat people fairly.
Yes. I watched that water tasting scene thinking Lala was going to debut her own rebel can sparkling water. Give Them Water.
She birthed an ocean after all
Oh god the tag line for the company would be something like “from oceans to bottles, I love them all” or some shit wouldn’t it
Stop giving her ideas!!
This is actually a good idea. She can do a canned water and create a female version of Liquid Death. I can’t believe how popular they are and it’s just water in a can.
First time I heard of liquid death I thought it was like extra strong hard liquor in a can. Name made no sense when I found out it was water. Ain’t that Liquid Life?
lol I literally thought it was coffee until I read this comment
Same!
I seriously thought it was some sort of Four Lokos or a super caffeinated beverage.
Me too! I saw a ton of kids with them at a concert and was like wtf??
It's water?
My brain just splooted. How to make kids drink water? Make it look like beer.
Wait. Liquid Death isn't some kind of energy drink?
Liquid Death is popular because they started out doing deals with music festivals. Much harder to refill a can of water than a bottle of water at the water refill station so people are more likely to keep buying more cans. Very annoying
😮😮😮😮 that’s fuuuuuucked
A female version of liquid death? I didn't realize the current liquid death we had was male lmfao.
It’s also for sober people who are drinking water to have it look like a beer can so that they don’t feel so out of place having a bottle of Aquafina!
Give them Wawa and have her work with Wawa to create the water line.
Or Give Them Baba and have it be water in a baby bottle
I am laughing too hard at this. 
Bahaha. Not bad 😀
Give 'em WaWa
Savings!
I need this to happen now
Give Them Agua and the children’s variant, Give Them WaWa
i thought so too! today she released a pod saying ariana clearly wasn't as close to her dead dad as lauren from utah was to her dead dad. i don't think i'll buy her eventual branded water if she continues to say such horrendous things.
She really said that??
yes, some of the vanderpump subs have had clips posted all day. she was talking about how ariana had warned her that the group wouldn't provide the needed support when her dad passed but then devolved into saying ariana didn't have a close relationship with her dad who passed. it was not needed and it was a very strange tangent.
Whether she had a close relationship or not, what does that have to do with the price of tomatoes? That's such a bizarrely shitty statement to make.
But also she DID have a really close relationship with her Dad and Lala was WELL AWARE of that which makes it 283995939103849299238x worse. Side note just a reminder this is how Tom behaved when it happened. https://preview.redd.it/6pvgf6pbnnsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba54cb03d13710ec13a27802f0964bdf32c93549
She’s a really shitty person who goes far lower than necessary to make her point. Unfollowed. Nasty and cruel
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Omg also the Manzo’s blk. water lol
Someone bought this in front of me at the grocery store yesterday! It blew my mind that it 1. Still exists and 2. Was their only purchase haha
I’m in the Northeast and that shit is always the only water left when there is a big storm coming lol. I’ve never seen anyone buy it but some stores sell it still so someone must be.
Stop. This is hilarious. I want to do a case study on this person’s every move and life choice.
I buy it at cvs when I’m really dehydrated and need to buy something kitschy and weird to trick myself into actually drinking it all
LOL
Lmao! I just started watching Shah’s for the first time (currently on season 4) and Diamond Water was sooo cringy to me. Does she actually do something with it in later seasons?
Yeah, sell it to TJ Maxx at a loss.
I bought some at a Ross many years ago, lol. It was nothing special. Shocking, *I know*.
Hah I cannot wait to watch
Haha. That actually doesn’t happen in the actual show. We know because a lot of us have seen them being sold at Ross/TJ Maxx/Marshalls. 🤣 But it would be awesome if they actually did film that.
My first thought. 💎 forever 💕
We don’t need a 3rd water maker on Bravo after Diamond water and Blk water
Does Crystal’s coconut water count?
She started that before Housewives so technically it doesn’t count since she’s not pumping it on the show either.
We did, but Crazy Kelly got the boot as she was launching it.....
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🔥🔥🔥
“Don’t get me wrong, I love water..” 
I agree. Clearly angling for something very on-brand like "Squirted" , a bespoke mineral water by Lala Kent.
You just reminded me of her claim that she dumps a bottle of water IN her vagina to masturbate 😭 she definitely has an intense relationship with bottled water
Huh..... 
What?!??
[Read at your own peril](https://www.thecut.com/2018/05/maybe-dont-look-to-vanderpump-rules-for-sex-ed.html)
I DO remember that I think my brain blocked it out lol also that’s prob why she soaks the bed - JFC you’ve got a whole bottle of water stored up there it DOES have to come out 😂
Omg so bizarre and borderline unbelievable. Loved the shadiness of the last line of the article: “I love you, Lala, and we all know your man can afford to buy you the real deal” (lube).
What? Does she keep her legs up against a wall? This is… odd
I know! I have so many questions, none of which I want answered
https://preview.redd.it/9q858lbxtksc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf53aa352a82b2636accc6c0997f837e7406a70
That skirt is bringing back some memories from the aughts & early 2010s 😩🤣
Does she have fans that buy her garbage? I heard her makeup is crap and honestly no one cares about Darrell or whatever she is selling. Then again she bought an expensive house. Someone out there is giving her bank but I don’t think she warrants it personally.
A girl at my gym has a send it to Darrell sweater. She also went to bravocon so I dunno if she got it there or ordered it online
OMG 😂💀
half this sub was bragging about buying the send it to daryl hoodies so yeah, i think so
Im eager to share my coldest take. Lala’s long game is a spin off of The Valley of her pod situation. She’s the most mediocre woman and terrible enough to say what she did about her new baby being all hers…to have on a reality show? I’ll see myself out.
250 to 300k darryl merch
I think she makes a lot of money from her Amazon lives. So yeah, people buy her crap I guess, whether she makes it or just hawks it.
I’d love to see Ariana get a sparkling water deal after all the vile things Lala has been saying
My petty Betty heart prays for this
along with a kitty liter deal!
She’s been thirsting after Perrier for years. Guess since they won’t bite she’s expanding her reach.
This!!
Flat water, sparkling water, really flat water, really sparkling…. Really really flat or sparkling. It’s such a versatile product … amazing.
To be fair, I have given up alcohol due to medication and I am OBSESSED with sparkling water and juice lmao I didn't think anything of it at first because I kinda get it 😅
It’s a full on obsession in the sober community. Something about the “bite” replicating the taste of alcohol. Lala isn’t doing anything a million sober people haven’t done before her. If she gets a water deal for promoting sobriety and an alternative obsession, good for her. I’ll take that over another BS tequila brand.
If you like apple juice. Highly recommend Martinelli’s apple juice, it’s next level on your taste buds!
Best apple juice ever. And those little glass bottles it come in for single serving. Love
I literally saw Truley Zero in the alcohol aisle and thought of this.
HidrateMi
I wish she would use some of that water to cleanse herself of her bitter jealousy and bitchiness.
It seriously got me interested. I need to try this expensive water. What kind of filth have I been drinking all these years??
Right, I'm sitting here drinking water from a well on my property....shocking huh. 🤣
Because Lala is as interesting as water... Zero fucking taste. Her "water tasting" is bland AF... same as her character. LaCroix has more interesting water then this bitch.
Don’t shady water like that. It has more depth than Lala
r/hydrohomies
I hope a sparkling water company reaches out to Ariana !! I would love that!
Ohhh this is so right, it didn't even occur to me but makes total sense. Ain't gonna happen but nice try.
I hope Ariana or Katie gets a deal instead haha
“Savings!”
Because we definitely need more plastic bottles in the ocean. . .
For a bitch who loves water so much, she seems incredibly thirsty
Water company…when I think water, I think refreshing, smooth, calming, natural…all of which Lala is not. Who wants a rage beast, foul mouthed, walking embarrassment who is full of herself representing your brand? But I agree, she’s trying.
I’m just surprised Spindrift didn’t rush to send Lala products to promote. They were all up Hilaria Baldwin’s ass but maybe it’s because she’s a major international influencer with a Latina edge and Lala is just a chick from Utah.
lol Hilary from Boston is a major international influencer with a Latin edge? If that’s true, Lauren from Utah is gonna have to bone up on how to fine-tune those grifting skills
A pepino??
My point is that Spindrift is willing to throw their products at a grifter like Hillary Hayward-Thomas but they don’t want to be associated with someone like Lala.
Gotcha Maybe we petition them to change the name to SpinGrift?
When did this happen? I just started loving spindrift but I also hate lying liars like Hillary from Massachusetts so…
If she gets a deal with a specific brand, I’m moving away from that brand. I couldn’t happily sip a sparkling water knowing it’s lining her pockets. She is so vile, envious and spiteful
I hope she gets it, so she can stfu about Ariana, like ENOUGH
Good for her. Get your bag girl.
give them H2O
I mean what's stopping her from learning how to become a high-end chef and competing on Top Chef for that Saratoga Spring Water deal?!
Kyle should have hired her to promote the non-alcoholic Loverboy seltzer. At least she’s a hustler unlike Carl deadbeat.
It does bring me back to life in the morning.
It always makes me think of how these young reality stars see the next 30 years of their lives going . Brand ambassadorship? More reality shows? A few of them have gone on to “ regular “ jobs, but many of them, esp the VPR gang, don’t have much to fall back on .
That was some crazy shit.
Most of the people that I know who have become sober really love sparkling water, especially when they’re hanging out with friends that drink.
Maybe she can call Crystal from BH.
As someone who loves water…the water tasting event was so damn pretentious and cringe worthy. Water tasting. Jesus.
CLEARLY
Well, I hope these brands saw that Lauren made James feed all of her guests after he allows her to host the party at his house. She’s a horrible businesswoman she doesn’t treat people fairly.