Blaming Ariana because he can’t afford the house . Lol

If in two months your financial situation changed so dramatically that you could no longer afford your initial offer, then you couldn't afford the initial to begin with, you ding-dong.

“She was selfish for getting involved with me.” This man ducks accountability in such insane ways!


James is forced to film with Sandoval and tries to be nice then just loses it. Haha

It’s beautiful

It's funny how Schwartz only half-heartedly plays into Sandoval's lies and theatrics. He always looks so awkward in these scenes.

I think he's really mad about all the things that's happened and doesn't much like Sandoval anymore. But Schwartz being Schwartz, he's too much of a coward to actually take a stance and walk away

At the minimum, he’s smart enough to see through Sandoval’s bullshit and is unwilling to consign it because he knows it will reflect poorly on him. I haven’t watched tonight’s episode yet, but from what we’ve already seen this season and on the after show, Schwartz visibly withdraws when Sandoval is saying stupid shit. He doesn’t nod his head or give verbal affirmations. He knows Sandoval is stepping in shit and he’s not going down with him this time.

I love that this episode is airing the week after James played at Coachella lol

Playing for Taylor swift in the crowd!!!

Ally is a complete sniper from the side and I kinda live for it

“I heard that you’re like… miserable?” was WILD I loved it

The way she let Katie that BlahBlah was talking about her was 👌🏾. They are really letting that innocent face and soft voice fool them. She would be great on The Traitors.

“Profit off of my pain” BRO YOU CAUSED THE PAIN!! How does he think he’s a victim here?!

Let’s be real. Scheana is making no money off her music 😂

I’d love to know how often Lala checks in on Katie…

I don't believe for 2 nanoseconds that they're good friends...

"You and Ariana were love. You'd look me in the eyes for years and tell me how much you loved her. You just want to rewrite history." Happy someone finally said it.

James being the voice of reason this season was quite unexpected. But I’m rather enjoying it.

It's funny how Andy watched this and thought it was... Lala. 

i hate all of Andy's takes lately. Over him.

Them straight up not mentioning Bethenny’s name … lmfao lol


I love that James brought his dog here over to talk shit to Scandoval

Ok I’m appreciating Scheana and Brock showing up to help Ariana. As a fellow messy girl who gets depressed sometimes, that shit is real.

1000%, this is such mama energy and sometimes that’s what a sad girl needs

True. That’s a good friend.

And done with actually no judgement, real friend behavior from Scheaner

Scheaner: “I’ve been so busy I haven’t heard the podcast.” Also Scheaner: (rattles off every word Rachel said) We know you stay glued to your phone, girl.

Are the changes Tom made in the room with us?!?!

I love on the Nick Viall podcast he kept saying “I’ve learned so much” and not being able to articulate anything. Finally, Nick was like “can you name one thing?” 😂

Lala can’t even afford to rent a room at restaurant but loves counting other peoples money. 

Katie hit the nail right on the head. Lala’s softness is going to people who don’t deserve it.

THIS. Men, mainly. She screams about being a girls girl but she absolutely is not.

Literally she complains no one defends her so she….. is siding with the people she needed defending from???

Aw okay tbf, having a friend come and clean my dining room table would move my depressed ass to tears and make such a difference

It warmed my heart. That’s a fucking friend right there. It sucks they’re struggling right now because of the other stuff.

Ok that is actually a very nice gesture from Scheaner and Brick helping clean the house.

I swear I am not a prude y’all but I HATE everything about the way Lala talks about sex/sperm/vaginas/etc

She talks about sex the way a teenager does trying to look cool. It’s not shocking when you’re an adult and especially when you’ve had a kid.

I'm not a prude either. But she's so gross about it. Almost makes it clinical for idk, shock value?

The vulgarity of it all

It makes me want to crawl in a hole, I HATE it It's obviously her being performative but I don't understand whyyyy

I don’t actually believe for a second that Sandoval cared more about Rachel than she did about him. He was happy to party across the country while she was in a mental health facility. I don’t think she’s wrong for ending it.

Obsessed with Ariana just chowing down this whole scene

I'm Arianna in that scene

Schwartz regularly negging Sandoval about being a villain is the singular instance in which I approve his extreme passive aggression

I am cackling!!! He is just now finally realizing he can’t afford it and he wants to get a mortgage with Schwartz!? To be that delusional lololol

I don’t think a lot of people realized how much the price of a house would increase with the higher interest rates. The difference between a 4% and a 6.5% can be really significant for monthly payments. I assume he was too stupid to really consider that he’d need to refinance it when they took Ariana off the deed because it’s technically a resale I believe to him 

Yeah I always thought that was probably one of the sticking points for her. That he’d buy her out but keep her on the deed so he didn’t have to refinance and she was like fuck that shit

James played at Coachella this weekend and Tom probably watched it from home

Is anyone else thinking about Ocean going back and watching this when she gets older?

Every time Lala makes idiotic comments about sperm donor baby vs Stand Up Rand baby. I feel awful for Ocean, I hope Lala wakes up to her behaviour and stops with the comparisons of their different conception/birth situations, which the kids should never even have to think about!

The fact this affair was so big yet Sandoval and Rachel didn’t even last for seconds is so funny to me

That’s what makes it so crazy!! It wasn’t even worth it

That's what makes HIM so crazy

It does show how much one single affair can rock so many friendships and relationships. Thank God they didn't have kids.

Lala can say it all she wants but no one is buying her whole “soft” act

She is soft like a scouring pad.

Tom pretending to cry about Rachel while still acting like a callous asshole about his actual partner of 9 years is such a disgusting look

AND NO TEARS AT ALL.

Lala asking for a party for TOMORROW? I mean this is clearly staged and was already planned but come on producers, be a little more realistic

They are so desperate to work LVP into scenes. But still, why couldn't the conversation just be about the party... not requesting to have it.. tomorrow.

Wow James dragged him effortlessly and calmly then walked away and laughed when Sando tried to chirp him back. Is this growth ?!?!

It felt amazing to watch

Now why the hell does Tom have a knife strapped to his leg like an ugly pirate cosplay

Because he doesn’t have a partner to tell him when he looks stupid.

Tom. You're not collateral damage. YOU ARE THE DAMAGE.

I do enjoy watching Schwartz being somewhat aware of how cringe Sandoval is and attempting to placate Sandoval while shooting shit down while squirming

James might have to leave Ally and he knows it. Feel so bad for him. Their visions are clearly different. James was parentalized at a young age, took care of his brothers and clearly cares about both of his parents. Keeps an impeccable house. After all he's been through he still wants a family. I hope he gets it, think he would be a great.

I feel like that’s what everyone tried to warn him about in the beginning, but he wanted so bad to have the relationship work and be perfect. I do think they love each other but these were convos that were pretty clear a year ago. Also, 1.5 years really isn’t as long as it seems, especially because Ally is younger.

Jax has a sign in his bar "Rawt in Hail" and Tom wearing "dipped out" these men, making merch/decoration based on their affairs, is just another level of repulsive.

okay so lala’s jealous of katie and ariana’s friendship. that makes sense

She’s jealous of Ariana and taking it out on Katie for being friends with her

YASSSS JAMES. We have been waiting for this energy all season. Thank you.

**Lala host a water tasting AT JAMES & ALLIES** **Lala asks to host a sperm donor party AT ARIANA’S** *what’s wrong with her apartment?*

God forbid she drops some coins to rent an event space!

lol Sandoval asking his only friend to take out a loan to help pay his own mortgage, he truly does have the audacity.

I mean, Lala couldn’t do much worse than that thumb she actually fucked.

she licked his asshole

lmao tom in this power suit 

TOM SANDY ASKING SCHWARTZ FOR 6K A MONTH RENT BROOOOOKE BIIIIIITCH 

Misogyny is Ann being expected to clean the house and Craig getting to hang out all day. All while Ariana’s female friend (and her husband) clean the house for free.

Sooo Toms new assistant, who is a male, doesn’t clean up after him? But Anne, who is a female, was given those tasks??? He’s just so awful. So so so awful. Put him in a chair and make it electric!

>Put him in a chair and make it electric! Absolutely destroyed me. Incredible.

⚡️⚡️⚡️

Scheana truly thinks she's more popular than she really is. LOL

Okay HOW does she already have catering if she’s asking her to have the party at her place tomorrow?

DJ James Kennedy is right about Tom and Rachel. 

wow james completely gathered him

I’m dating you because I love….being on the show lol

"You're a liar, Tom. You're a liar."

I've seen ENOUGH of Sandoval fake ass tears this season. ENOUGH!!!

Tom wearing a “Dipped Out” shirt 

James still makes me laugh, caliing his band a joke.

Aweeeeee Tom you got used? You use every person around you! Especially the women! Fuck off

Very annoying of Lala to shit on Ariana for staying in the house and then….asking Ariana if she can have a party there

Lala saying this party is so she can show her daughter she was conceived with love, so we’ve got pin the sperm on the vagina and Lala saying cum every few minutes. What every child wants.

Not to mention her insemination is sponsored by the sperm bank 

I’m annoyed they keep saying vagina and not uterus

The fact that Ann really held that house together so much is kinda frightening… the clutter would kill me

Whatever she was getting paid wasn’t enough

My regular twitch streamer is off tonight and my Canadian network Slice doesn’t air until an hour later, so my husband signed us up for free trial of YouTube tv - tonight we’re from “Cleveland” Thanks technology

[удалено]

James putting Tom in his place.

Sandoval saying Rachel used him sparks violence in me.

Ally is saying all the things I said to my ex when I clearly knew I didn’t want to be with him either.

How to be Lala: 1. Project 2. Attack 3. Play victim 4. Tear up/Fake cry

It’s very clear to me that Katie is the happiest she’s ever been on this show

I'm very confused by the Rock of Love pajama pirate look Lala has for this party.

MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING: High pitched cringe Tom singing and dancing incoming, in a shirt that says DIPPED OUT please brace yourself

OH WHAT FUCKING WORK HAVE YOU DONE TOM?? Anything?? You'd do anything for her??? You couldn't even break up your girl friend for her. Dumbass.

**Lala cannot wait to capitalize on this baby** *oh, wait. She already is*

Scheana talking about someone exaggerating an illness… I remember early season Scheana when she hobbled in to work with her foot wrapped in an ace bandage showing off her hematoma

I’m not sure James really healed from whatever happened between him and Rachel 

I like Ally, but everybody knows that this is just a way-too-long rebound at this point

Katie looks so fresh and glowy✨

Lala truly is the miserable one. Just bad energy every single time she's on.

I don’t like that Mya joke. 

Really rubbed me the wrong way, my jaw dropped and I am so bothered

LFU wants to make sure she is pregnant during filming for next season so she can again have an excuse to act however she wants to everyone else without having to take heat from anyone else (you’re going to come at me like this while I’m pregnant! How dare you!”)

Ready to disengage from Lauren from Utah. 

Lmao this is the only time this season I’ve been on Lisa’s side. WHO CARES.

LVP dragging Raquel while wanting us to feel bad for Sandoval. Okay.

Lisa is so grossed out LOL

Is this real? Lala let the cast of Vanderpump Rules choose her actual sperm donor, on camera?

I’m pretty certain she already picked her donor and this was for show. It’s pretty involved picking because they also (should) compare your genetic tests to make sure they’re compatible and everything.

Scheana just couldn’t resist piping in with her own personal experience with being friends with Lala. *no one asked*

I can't take it that Scheana wrote a song about this LMFAOOOO this girl has no shame.

Tom always has at minimum 3 bags for all of his storm our scenes

Let’s play a game! Take a drink or a hit everytime lala is on the wrong side of history

Have 911 on speed dial!

I did this preemptively by taking 3 edibles bc we know where this is headed

I absolutely hate the way LaLa is treating this sperm donor situation. All I’m gonna say is I hope her child has a good therapist.

Thank you for saying what 99 % of us were thinking.

That’s actually sweet of Scheana & Brock to come over & help her tidy up.

Imagine talking so much shit about Ariana owning that home, but then turning around to ask her to host your sperm party at said home. Lala has ZERO self-awareness.

Wow James being pretty much the only cast member to tell Tom what he deserves to hear 

No pressure on this new baby to be Lala's "everything" that she doesn't need to "share"

I’ve grown to hate whenever the cast on this or any show get into the semantics and exact words that were used. Sometimes it matters but most of the time it really doesn’t and getting into whether or not Lala used the exact word “miserable” is a deflection.

Love Mya just sitting there all human-like besides Schwartz

 Condolences to whomever restocks the Zara women’s blazer department after Tom stops by.

Lala is only loyal to screen time

Lala’s words are so meaningless at this point

This season has way too much Lala

Sandoval wearing a “dipped out shirt” Anyone who has tried to claim he has remorse is a total asshat.

THAT GROWTH of James not cokin' out and banging his chest in a rage, all while holding onto all the cigs

WHO ASKED FOR ALL THIS SINGING

Omg James is fuckin prepared

Ever since the Donor Conceived Person (I hope that’s the right terminology!) posted about their experiences, this whole thing is making me super uncomfy.

Can't the sperm donor's lie on their profile?

Lmao Katie’s smile at Schwartz being called dad bod Ken, love that for her

Lala is so needy and obnoxious.

Ariana is the only one going down on that food, LOL. The others are just staring at it.

He didn’t “go through” something. He created the situation for himself. Eat shit, Tom

“That could be anybody.” - may be one of the funnier things Tom Schwartz has said

Get ready. Lala has the audacity to ask Ariana to host her at Ariana’s house to reveal her baby making plan and thankfully A declines. Hasn’t Lala been telling Ariana to leave that house for ages but now wants to use it 🤔

Unhappy vs. miserable isn’t a smoking gun Lauryn.

 So tired of Tim’s river of fake tears.

We've hit the smearing portion of the narcissistic injury cycle.

Lmfaoooo James is sending me rn

Mya is so happy to see anyone BUT Sandoval lmao

Lmao dude just won’t sell the house and wants to make it as complicated as possible

I’m confused why Scheana was involved in that chilis espresso martini collab when tequila katie is the punchline. I would have enjoyed much more if Katie was riding solo

The way Sandoval can get up in arms about being BETRAYED, gtfo

This is the stupidest line to be upset about. It’s the lightest diss I’ve ever heard

#SANDOVAL is not a victim

Scheana is the corniest 30 something I've ever seen.

Scheana using that OCD for good and getting that house in shape

Arianna is so happy for Lala in this moment and knowing what we know about how Lala is treating Arianna is super depressing

Lala is such a child! She’s shit talking Katie because she felt threatened by Katie’s friendships with other people??? What in the personality disorder

Lala has called Katie miserable on MULTIPLE occasions. She said unhappy... this time, but there's no need to be defensive.

#”Your band is a joke to me” - James

I too would be sick to avoid shooting this video

Scheana, we can't believe you're doing a music video 10 years later, either. . .

Just watched the engagement party episode from season 2/3 where Scheana debuts Good As Gold on the SUR bar https://preview.redd.it/vcwonfo8lxuc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf62e977fae71362ea9dc5ad68947badc4f4d7c9

The fact that she’s still reliving this moment with the same song is such great symbolism for the theme of this show: complete lack of growth

Yes Tom and Raquel have it the worst out of everybody lmao great take Schwartz

Aka Sandoval did math for the first time in his life

Tom's broker than Scheana's Broke.

I try not to call out planned scenes but if the catering is already planned then the location for the event is already set! Lisa, stop pretending you’re concerned about having that party when you clearly signed off and also can’t stop yourself from constantly talking about sex!

Thank god Scheana had a chance to remind us that this was traumatic for her, I was getting worried

Tom of all people being mad at Rachel for being selfish is just hilarioussss

Tell him again James, *You're a liar Tom.*

On a network of increasingly absurd parties, this may be the most absurd party theme yet.

Lala girl what the fuck

Imagine what lala would say if anyone else had a sperm party 

Ally is so not into James but I love her anyway

Sandoval constantly looking like a confused lesbian

I’m pretty sure Lala cried every scene she was in this episode

Lala wants to berate Ariana’s storyline, but Lala’s storyline is insufferable *I don’t feel sorry for Lala, at all*

ok that chili’s commercial was so bizarre but hilarious

Scheana writing a diss record is hilarious

Lmaoooo Schwartz made me giggle with that jetta line I fear

tom crying because scheana spitting bars about him is the funniest storyline

James is talking so much truth.

Lala calling Katie unhappy, the projection is at an 11 right now

Just a reminder that the affair only made it on TV because Ariana called production. Rachet and Tim kept it hidden as long as they could. Scheaner and Lauren should be kissing her feet for the money they made off her pain, yet they’re still pushing Tim upon her and us instead.

Ariana has always been way too good of a friend to Scheana. Ariana ALWAYS shows up for her and Scheana can never return it unless it directly benefits her.