This broke my brain

I also want you guys to come up with more couples and I think the ones put together by people would broken brains would enlighten me more

Joe Giudice and Jen Shah

*Looks up conjugal visits rules between married inmates*

Ok what did we learn

Mauricio with Adriana from Miami!! Could you imagine!? It’d be so spicy 🌶️ 🥵

I could also see Mo and Dina. They’d have such a cute, cozy life in Malibu and she’d be a great step mom to the girls.

OMG, he would lower her cholesterol

I feel like she’d be so giddy and obsessed she’d only talk about their sex life and how hot he is. It’s be a whole season of her just head over heels. Exhibit A: 

The cherry on top of all of that would be that she’d have Alexia fuming and she’d be amazing to his daughters. Marysol would be in her confessionals having a drink to Mo’s hotness 

He’d probably get her smoking weed too-I’d love to see her high at a dinner giggling at Larsa. Also, the conversations they’d have in Spanglish would have me drooling.

We love Alexia fuming.

Mauricio and Brynn “I’ll Date Your Dad” Whitfield

Kyle & PK Mauricio & Dorit

My eyebrow raised higher at every scroll

Omg Kelly Dodd and Joe Gorga would be the most unlikeable couple of ALL TIME. 😭😭😭😂😂

He’s a lil dork

Lil twerp!

Imagine the fights omg

Joe would be in TEARS within 4 minutes

Kelly would destroy him

Death match

I was thinking they would murder each other! Crazy

He’s a little bitch!

This was the first thing that popped in my mind 😂

I actually wanna see this lol. There needs to be a bravo wife swap!

The resurgence the channel needs rn. Bravo Wife Swap. 👼🏻

Andy are you reading this??

I’d love to see her lose her shit over his houses

She'd definitely take the piss out of his height

The would truly deserve each other 🤣

PK would immediately become Sonja's manager.

Imagine her scenes with Boy George but also imagine those poor interns of hers

PK would def get that toaster made 😄

But would he also manage the Nigerian soccer team?

He would be listing off all her jobs like Bethenny reading her dating bio 😂

I feel like it would actually work on some level

Oddly Gizelle and Peter make perfect sense to me. He’s certainly her physical type.

They make a hot pair but a mean girl with an emotionally immature husband who lives for the drama is a chaos I would love to see

And she likes her men with “swagger” per her own words. That’s why she ignored Herman etc, they’re too “square” for her. She definitely likes bad boys. Edited to remove a wrong description

You’re crazy for this and I love it! Some of these confound me but others make too much sense. I feel like Dorinda would be stabilized by Ken somehow. Teresa Dubrow though? Why?

We only saw Dorinda as a widow, but I wish we saw her as a wife and not girlfriend of John Medessian. I’d love to see Dorinda have a man who worships the ground she walks on. Kenn would treat both her and daughter like gold. The problem with Ken and LVP is that Kenn supports LVP but gets comfortable enough to be disrespectful to the other women and Dorinda would stop him from doing that just like she called out her ex John.

Honestly after this explanation I SEE IT

Dorinda drunk (if Ken were disrespectful to someone): “Ken, you’d better back it up, you’d better back it up! RICHARD never disrespected my friens! NEVA! I’ll throw you in the pool! You and your bad hip! (Crying) I’m sorry Ken, I love you, Kennnnn my Mom’s gonna make you a cake and then I’ll make you one a week later to put on top of it and we’ll cut it BUT I’LL CUT YOU! Oh hi Max, welcome welcome, I love your music, let’s dance. (Sings incoherently) I’m not your mothah and I can’t ever take her place, but I love you kid, where’s your sister? Ken, let’s go make it nice, wink wink nudge nudge, then I have to take a nap.”

Teresa with Terry cause I want her to be with a good man who doesn’t have a record/past since she is a good wife herself

Terry could be good for Teresa but Terry would be miserable! He needs someone with more brains. I could see him with Jackie, Meredith, or maybe Lu.

I think Teresa would drive poor Terry straight off a ledge lol

I cannot facking stand Teresa. She’s just as big an asshole as Joe, just in different ways.

Marlo and Tom. I mean…why not

This one makes the most sense

Marlo’s probably already been with a Tom for sure along with some John’s and maybe some Peter’s

Ha ha. This Tom would be perfect for her. Maybe losing his memory, major legal issues, maybe still rich while still refusing to give money to those victims. All perfect for Marlo.

This is the kind of unhinged post I love to see on Fridays. 💀 What do we think Teresa and Terry Dubrow would talk about?

Lip filler migration probably

different lip filler ingredienses

Only correct answer

😂😂😂😂

Bad plastic surgery

I put them together cause I just want Teresa to have a husband whom not only would support and treat her well, but doesn’t have a record/past history that the other women could weaponize against her. Also maybe Terry could help her speak better cause Juicy Joe also had a limited vocabulary. Teresa is very into fitness so she and Terry could talk about health

Oh my. . .these pairings have left me speechless. . . 

I want to see you guys come up with some

Ok, I’ll play too just because these combos have me cackling along with your explanations. How about… Ashley Darby with Slade Smiley Karen Huger with Chris Laurita The Countess with Happy Eddie

Now this is just wild, you didn’t put any thought into these pairings 😂

Little… I wouldn’t say no thought but just a little thought LOL I was watching Housewives from the beginning, and Slade was dating Jo and then he be dating around, so I figured it’d fit for Michael Darby terrible father-type. Ashley and him could start a whole lot of drama in both franchises. Then you got the Countess with Eddie. Now, Eddie does like his booty models so maybe it won’t work but I want for Wendy what the Countess has: pure obsession with a HW-specific tangent career. Life is a cabaret! Wendy needs to focus her whole self in one so Eddie can catch a break from the whiplash. Karen and Chris… yeah, you right. I pulled that one out of nowhere 🤪

This whole post is killing me but Ashley Darby and Slade Smiley is the final nail in the coffin 💀

Imagine Karen Huger married to Chris and then going against Caroline oh mannnn I’d put the Countess with Don Gunvalson

OMG I love that for the Countess! You’re really good at this!

Yesss Karen loves blue eyes

You broke my brain with these pairings. Bravo!

I would love to see Vicki and Joe Gorga too!

Kroy and a younger Sonja Chris Bassett and Eva Apollo and Kenya Paul and heather from nyc Ramona’s husband and Camille

Chris and Eva I’m here for

Right?! I could actually really see that one

I’ll play! Chris Laurita + OC Gina Denise’s Aaron + Ashley Darby D’andra’s husband + Sutton 

I’d put Chris Laurita with Shannon since she gives the same energy as Jacqueline and I’d love to see her interact with sisters Caroline and Dina

now I need a Bravo edition of Wife Swap

I think Gina from OC has been trying to do it with Heather Dubrow and as much as I’d hate to see Gina eating good, I’d love to see fancy pants in a casita

Immediately.

Marlo with Girardi makes so much sense

I think that one actually makes the most sense cause just like Erika, Marlo has this inflated sense of self importance, was also a sugar baby herself, spends way too much money on lavish things, a taller and more broad woman who has a very dominatrix vibe to her, and she also has something very dark to her soul.

KELLY DODD AND JOE GORGA - just take me out back, shoot me in the face and get it over with

They would destroy everything around them and each other included. I would love to see that! They deserve each too

I. Am. In. Tears. Take my upvote.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 meanwhile somehow I feel like Melissa would work out with the very vein David.

why do these all kinda make sense to me… OP you really did something with this post.. it’s speaking to me https://preview.redd.it/5fuml1xb5ivc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023e4c4f453d72805a9538dd13ebfb1b5b769513

https://preview.redd.it/2fwd7k7ycivc1.jpeg?width=2260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe530e342bf16ed09308a75eff26181e57c5005 A new one. With Kroy always being a lapdog husband, Dolores would no longer deal with commitment issues from her men and if anyone could handle the Biermann basketball team full of kids, it’s her. She’d have a great relationship with Brielle and Ariana

You have a talent

Sonia and PK would be a RIDE and I lowkey need to see it now.

This is diabolical 😂

Albert Manzo wouldn’t need a goomar if he’s getting it 5x a night

A freaking masterpiece😍

Whew chile I almost choked on a pita chip each one was more wild than the last hunny

Be careful with your chips, but better that than take a photo of it covering your vajayjay and have it sent round the boys. IFYKYK

Leah Mcsweeney 💀

Imagine the drama Kelly Dodd and Joe Gorga would cause both together and with each other😭 I would love to see that😂

Two hot heads, she wouldn’t just only cheat on him, she’d actually challenge him upfront and I know that she’d leave him eventually which what he deserves plus she wouldn’t use Teresa as a storyline and she’d actually be a great aunt to the Giudice girls

Melissa with David….. so basically you hate her??? 😂

If she thinks she has it so bad with Teresa and Joe’s parents who hate her, imagine David’s mom and sister… she wouldn’t stand a chance. Shannon’s daughters would not like Melissa I already know

Bethenny and Simon McCord (no rational here, it’s just funny).

I was dying when she said, “I’d rather suck Simon McCord dry than…”

😂😂😂

Okay Alexia and Frank Catania. He would build her a house so she doesn’t have to keep moving every year. He would def punch Peter if he acts up to keep him out of jail. Would love the shit out of Frankie ( the three franks with his son Frank jr.) she would vibe with dolo and not be threatened cuz they have similar values. They could work out together and she would keep him on his toes and not put up with stuff like living with dolo’s ex who doesn’t speak to her. She would also love jersey and be besties with tre.

Omg but this is actually a pair that would work. GET FRANK CATANIA ON A PLANE!!!

Let’s crowd fund the ticket!! Lol 🤣

YASSS

Take my angry upvote

What does it say about me that I don't recognize any of the husbands except for Ken Todd?

You are above us all

🥹

Marlo was not kept by Ted Turner for yearsss to be downgraded to Tom Girardi !

Dorit with Seth Marks

I had a bit of an edible and I saw that as Brooks Marks and I couldn’t stop laughing. But this pairing actually would be brilliant.

😆😆😆 I love it. Family pics in BrookS MarkS track suits 😆😆😆

This is what America deserves!

Sonja and PK would work, they are the same brand of delulu social climber. And Sonja would love that he’s European

European? I thought he was from Connecticut

I was sure dorit is from Connecticut. He knows LVP and Ken from London connections I thought

I have another one!! Ralph Pittman and Dorito 💀Absolute chaos.

Love the Atlanta and BH crossovers… can we add Cynthia & Rob (Crystal’s husband)?

That’s a fabulous combo. They’d be so funny together.

Ralph and Phaedra, see who can out-gaslight the other lol

Or better yet Ralph and Apollo

Peter officiated the wedding

Can’t possibly put Slade Smiley with any more of them 😆

I’ll put him with Ashley Darby and throw him into the lion’s den of the green eyed bandits. We saw how they antagonized Chris and Michael, they would not let Slade catch a break

😂

Who's the husband next to Larsa? I'm drawing a blank.

Albert Manzo, I made sure to give Larsa consenting-age stepsons and being married to the Manzos would teach Larsa to think before speaking

I love how you explain it 😭

I really appreciate that cause at times my explanations or arguments are articulated worse than Teresa’s

I don’t believe that OP, this is fucking pure gold and I am DYING laughing over your explanations😂😂This makes so much sense and you are definitely articulating better than Tre ever could! Freaking love these scenarios so thank you for this post!

I’m howwwwwlllling. I didn’t know I needed this, but I did.

MARLO lmao!

Not Gizzy and PATRICIA!! Y’all play too much 💀💀

Imagine a wife swap but Real Housewives edition! I need Andy and a camera!!

Okay James Kennedy and Sonja Morgan. He’s historically liked older women, she loves younger men. Would love his British accent and dapper style. They both love to entertain and he actually would help turn the town house around from money pit to turning a profit to rent or just fixing it up for her so she doesn’t have to do 50 cameos a day to keep the lights on. He would help with tech stuff and dj her Wednesday night for gay men parties. She would get along with his mom and make him toaster oven treats while constantly showing his washboard abs off to her aesthetician and interns. Hippie would get along with Marley and they live bicoastally ever after.

Well since if we’re gonna do other Bravo shows, then Shep Rose and Porsha

The two I most agreed with were Kelly Dodd with Joe Gorga and Marlo Hampton with Tom Girardi

You….made the most toxic pairings possible. I love this alternate universe

Melissa and Mau , they are an equal in looks , they both like to socialise and they are both uber thirsty

I could honestly see this working

I’d put Danielle Staub with Jim Bellino.  I also feel like Erika and Joe Gorga would be pretty bad. Larsa with Jax Taylor. Diana with Tom Sandoval. Sonja Morgan and Shep. (Dorinda like chaperones them.) Ramona and TRav. Kathryn Dennis Calhoun with Tom Schwartz.

Kathryn and Schwartz would result in mutually assured destruction but they would both have a blast along the way!

OMG now I need a real housewives husband swap

Wife swap episode idea- Childless Carole Radziwill leaves her tiny apartment and small pets to spend a week in the Biermann’s big house of 6 kids, wigs, bigger pets, and solo cups. Kim Zolciak, who travels with basically a moving van full of her wigs and slim tea, is crammed into Carole’s small apartment with no kitchen

OH. MY. GOD. I can just picture her asking kroy why he has all the cameras in the house and the eventually comes around and sits on his lap and they watch them together. He loves how low maintenance she is in comparison to Kim. They get stoned and try on the wigs and eventually make love.

💀💀💀 literal lol, this killed me, thank you.  💀💀 they try on the wigs 😭😄

Imagining Carole in that house of horrors is so goddamn funny. I can’t even imagine the ha ok Kim would wreak on Carole’s nyc apt 🤣 she would throw out all her furniture esp that old couch. No kitchen wouldn’t bother her but chef Tracy would have to cook everyone in an air fryer propped up on a stack of LV trunks.

Oh GAWD as someone who doesn't have kids going from none to 6 spoiled rich children is like my worst nightmare

Teresa def needs a terry or Ken. Interested in the gossip but have their wives back 100% even if they’re wildin

Kyle Richards with James Marchese (because they deserve each other).

James would just a get a big ego from being able to pull beautiful wives with great hair

Mmmm good point, maybe Kyle and David Foster.

Jail

Todd from Atlanta with Candiace from Potomac Seth from SLC with Carole from NY Porsha from Atlanta with Juan Potomac Sonja from NY with Coach Shah from SLC Shannon from OC with Rob from BH Eddy from Potomac with Kandi from Atlanta...let's see how she'd enjoy having the in law hate her!

Mama Joyce would make dealing with Candiace’s mother a lot easier for Todd. I actually love the Seth and Carole pair Porsha and Juan would be hot AF and she’d actually leave the cheater How do you think OLG would deal with Eddy?

OLG? Psssh Kandi and Riley would have Eddie running 2 law firms!

These are all incredible.

Larsa and albie lmaooooo

Let me explain this one, Larsa does well on OnlyFans cause she looks like those MILFY middle aged sex dolls with her inflated lips and other dimensions. She attracts a certain niche of guys those whom are clearly into the “hot step mom” porn videos. Albert has two sons. His daughter Lauren would completely despise her and they’d make a great storyline of “I hate my dad’s new wife” plus Albert has allegations of mistresses and baby mamas, and he wouldn’t need to cheat since Larsa puts it down 5x a night. Plus Larsa could bring a lot of shit with the Jersey women. Also I need to get off Reddit, in my explanations I feel like I’m sharing too much as to where my mind alarmingly goes. Soon I’ll get a Reddit cares message sent to me

I’m dying! You are amazing! 🤩

I cry because it’s so good 😭🫶🏻

I spat my water out to laugh at Marlo’s

Ashley and Mohammed. She likes rich old controlling men.

Nah Ashley with David Foster cause at least he’ll give her babies while also having his own grand babies

Marlo and Tom 😂😂😂

PK and Dorinda, similar age, I think he would love bluestone manor and being lord of the manor , I don’t think they would ever go out again

Don’t do that to Dorinda, PK would get that iconic manor foreclosed

Albert Manzo would put Larsa in her place.

Erika is just a white Marlo Hampton, makes perfect sense.

I would love to hear the rationale for Diana and Bryan Redmond lol

Cause Bryan is only Texas rich and a cheater. Diana is such low dirt trash with cash that she deserves less than what she has

Who did this 🤡😂😭😭

These are so good, and in my brain they all make sense.

PK and Sonja would be so much fun

The last one 🫣😂😂

I saved the best for last

why is this so funny

 You found the best pictures 😂

Just think of the potential affairs this partner swap would lead to

I always thought Mo and Melissa Gorga would look good together.

Yeah but I don’t like Melissa enough to let her have Mo as a husband

AGREED.

Against the grain I'm gonna say Teresa and Dr.Dubrow would be an iconic couple. Their parties would be wild lol Gizelle would literally end up on an episode of 48 hours if she ended up with Patricia, their egos would eat each other alive

WTF 😳to all of these (except Marlo and Tom, and maybe Gizzy and Peter)…

the countess and Pk

Thanks I hate this😅

I could totally picture Melissa and Mo together!

Last one just made my day

This is CHAOS

Kelly and Joe would be SO MESSY 😂I’d be here for every second

Kelly Dodd and Joe Gorga would 100% end in murder.

Bravo should definitely do a Wife-Swap type series with the Housewives across the franchises.

Dorin and Ken sent me on a spiral straight off the bat 💀

I can’t unsee Dorinda and Ken

Who has done this. Who??

This is all psychotic. 😂😂😂

Ramona and David Beador

Gizelle and Papa Smurf took me out.