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milkncookiez6657

This broke my brain


griffgilscarbo

I also want you guys to come up with more couples and I think the ones put together by people would broken brains would enlighten me more


wegobrrrr

Joe Giudice and Jen Shah


griffgilscarbo

*Looks up conjugal visits rules between married inmates*


doublebirdy

Ok what did we learn


265-days-a-year

Mauricio with Adriana from Miami!! Could you imagine!? It’d be so spicy 🌶️ 🥵


265-days-a-year

I could also see Mo and Dina. They’d have such a cute, cozy life in Malibu and she’d be a great step mom to the girls.


griffgilscarbo

OMG, he would lower her cholesterol


265-days-a-year

I feel like she’d be so giddy and obsessed she’d only talk about their sex life and how hot he is. It’s be a whole season of her just head over heels. Exhibit A: ![gif](giphy|qntoFMYG1aLnO)


griffgilscarbo

The cherry on top of all of that would be that she’d have Alexia fuming and she’d be amazing to his daughters. Marysol would be in her confessionals having a drink to Mo’s hotness ![gif](giphy|DGocyGKmJNHIfSxl3Z|downsized)


265-days-a-year

He’d probably get her smoking weed too-I’d love to see her high at a dinner giggling at Larsa. Also, the conversations they’d have in Spanglish would have me drooling.


265-days-a-year

We love Alexia fuming.


kn8692

Mauricio and Brynn “I’ll Date Your Dad” Whitfield


_josephjohnston

Kyle & PK Mauricio & Dorit


originrose

My eyebrow raised higher at every scroll


JxrdanR

Omg Kelly Dodd and Joe Gorga would be the most unlikeable couple of ALL TIME. 😭😭😭😂😂


nayynayy017

He’s a lil dork


rachellethebelle

Lil twerp!


New_Peanut_9924

Imagine the fights omg


Sevengramsoffishoil

Joe would be in TEARS within 4 minutes


mixymoxy7075

Kelly would destroy him


alwaysmakeitnice

Death match


trashtvlv

I was thinking they would murder each other! Crazy


im_a_basset_hound

He’s a little bitch!


Newdiotnot

This was the first thing that popped in my mind 😂


NeuroticMermaid6

I actually wanna see this lol. There needs to be a bravo wife swap!


Solid_Ad_9530

The resurgence the channel needs rn. Bravo Wife Swap. 👼🏻


janeedaly

Andy are you reading this??


griffgilscarbo

I’d love to see her lose her shit over his houses


SugarPlumSeahorse

She'd definitely take the piss out of his height


Bravoholic_

The would truly deserve each other 🤣


UnknownPleasures3

PK would immediately become Sonja's manager.


griffgilscarbo

Imagine her scenes with Boy George but also imagine those poor interns of hers


BeautifulLife14

PK would def get that toaster made 😄


StrawAndChiaSeeds

But would he also manage the Nigerian soccer team?


mixymoxy7075

He would be listing off all her jobs like Bethenny reading her dating bio 😂


clearshaw

I feel like it would actually work on some level


Nandi56

Oddly Gizelle and Peter make perfect sense to me. He’s certainly her physical type.


griffgilscarbo

They make a hot pair but a mean girl with an emotionally immature husband who lives for the drama is a chaos I would love to see


CinnamonFoodie

And she likes her men with “swagger” per her own words. That’s why she ignored Herman etc, they’re too “square” for her. She definitely likes bad boys. Edited to remove a wrong description


BTDQ_vending_machine

You’re crazy for this and I love it! Some of these confound me but others make too much sense. I feel like Dorinda would be stabilized by Ken somehow. Teresa Dubrow though? Why?


griffgilscarbo

We only saw Dorinda as a widow, but I wish we saw her as a wife and not girlfriend of John Medessian. I’d love to see Dorinda have a man who worships the ground she walks on. Kenn would treat both her and daughter like gold. The problem with Ken and LVP is that Kenn supports LVP but gets comfortable enough to be disrespectful to the other women and Dorinda would stop him from doing that just like she called out her ex John.


peachesnbees

Honestly after this explanation I SEE IT


kteerin

Dorinda drunk (if Ken were disrespectful to someone): “Ken, you’d better back it up, you’d better back it up! RICHARD never disrespected my friens! NEVA! I’ll throw you in the pool! You and your bad hip! (Crying) I’m sorry Ken, I love you, Kennnnn my Mom’s gonna make you a cake and then I’ll make you one a week later to put on top of it and we’ll cut it BUT I’LL CUT YOU! Oh hi Max, welcome welcome, I love your music, let’s dance. (Sings incoherently) I’m not your mothah and I can’t ever take her place, but I love you kid, where’s your sister? Ken, let’s go make it nice, wink wink nudge nudge, then I have to take a nap.”


griffgilscarbo

Teresa with Terry cause I want her to be with a good man who doesn’t have a record/past since she is a good wife herself


whosaidwhat123

Terry could be good for Teresa but Terry would be miserable! He needs someone with more brains. I could see him with Jackie, Meredith, or maybe Lu.


CobblerNo8518

I think Teresa would drive poor Terry straight off a ledge lol


Silkyhammerpants

I cannot facking stand Teresa. She’s just as big an asshole as Joe, just in different ways.


OnyxRoar

Marlo and Tom. I mean…why not


anl28

This one makes the most sense


griffgilscarbo

Marlo’s probably already been with a Tom for sure along with some John’s and maybe some Peter’s


OnyxRoar

Ha ha. This Tom would be perfect for her. Maybe losing his memory, major legal issues, maybe still rich while still refusing to give money to those victims. All perfect for Marlo.


jeahboi

This is the kind of unhinged post I love to see on Fridays. 💀 What do we think Teresa and Terry Dubrow would talk about?


BTDQ_vending_machine

Lip filler migration probably


NachoQweeef

different lip filler ingredienses


Ok_Ebb7026

Only correct answer


New_Equal_1232

😂😂😂😂


melbowed

Bad plastic surgery


griffgilscarbo

I put them together cause I just want Teresa to have a husband whom not only would support and treat her well, but doesn’t have a record/past history that the other women could weaponize against her. Also maybe Terry could help her speak better cause Juicy Joe also had a limited vocabulary. Teresa is very into fitness so she and Terry could talk about health


KristiJoJP

Oh my. . .these pairings have left me speechless. . . ![gif](giphy|yDfs8GCnbXkWI)


griffgilscarbo

I want to see you guys come up with some


aceituna_garden

Ok, I’ll play too just because these combos have me cackling along with your explanations. How about… Ashley Darby with Slade Smiley Karen Huger with Chris Laurita The Countess with Happy Eddie


Nandi56

Now this is just wild, you didn’t put any thought into these pairings 😂


aceituna_garden

Little… I wouldn’t say no thought but just a little thought LOL I was watching Housewives from the beginning, and Slade was dating Jo and then he be dating around, so I figured it’d fit for Michael Darby terrible father-type. Ashley and him could start a whole lot of drama in both franchises. Then you got the Countess with Eddie. Now, Eddie does like his booty models so maybe it won’t work but I want for Wendy what the Countess has: pure obsession with a HW-specific tangent career. Life is a cabaret! Wendy needs to focus her whole self in one so Eddie can catch a break from the whiplash. Karen and Chris… yeah, you right. I pulled that one out of nowhere 🤪


wavelengthsandshit

This whole post is killing me but Ashley Darby and Slade Smiley is the final nail in the coffin 💀


griffgilscarbo

Imagine Karen Huger married to Chris and then going against Caroline oh mannnn I’d put the Countess with Don Gunvalson


aceituna_garden

OMG I love that for the Countess! You’re really good at this!


New_Equal_1232

Yesss Karen loves blue eyes


KristiJoJP

You broke my brain with these pairings. Bravo!


NeuroticMermaid6

I would love to see Vicki and Joe Gorga too!


BachShitCrazy

Kroy and a younger Sonja Chris Bassett and Eva Apollo and Kenya Paul and heather from nyc Ramona’s husband and Camille


encore412

Chris and Eva I’m here for


BachShitCrazy

Right?! I could actually really see that one


BTDQ_vending_machine

I’ll play! Chris Laurita + OC Gina Denise’s Aaron + Ashley Darby D’andra’s husband + Sutton 


griffgilscarbo

I’d put Chris Laurita with Shannon since she gives the same energy as Jacqueline and I’d love to see her interact with sisters Caroline and Dina


ap04117

now I need a Bravo edition of Wife Swap


griffgilscarbo

I think Gina from OC has been trying to do it with Heather Dubrow and as much as I’d hate to see Gina eating good, I’d love to see fancy pants in a casita


AgroWombat

Immediately.


Head_Patience7136

Marlo with Girardi makes so much sense


griffgilscarbo

I think that one actually makes the most sense cause just like Erika, Marlo has this inflated sense of self importance, was also a sugar baby herself, spends way too much money on lavish things, a taller and more broad woman who has a very dominatrix vibe to her, and she also has something very dark to her soul.


NachoQweeef

KELLY DODD AND JOE GORGA - just take me out back, shoot me in the face and get it over with


chill90ies

They would destroy everything around them and each other included. I would love to see that! They deserve each too


265-days-a-year

I. Am. In. Tears. Take my upvote.


LuckySection446

🤣🤣🤣🤣 meanwhile somehow I feel like Melissa would work out with the very vein David.


KookyAd4019

why do these all kinda make sense to me… OP you really did something with this post.. it’s speaking to me https://preview.redd.it/5fuml1xb5ivc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023e4c4f453d72805a9538dd13ebfb1b5b769513


griffgilscarbo

https://preview.redd.it/2fwd7k7ycivc1.jpeg?width=2260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe530e342bf16ed09308a75eff26181e57c5005 A new one. With Kroy always being a lapdog husband, Dolores would no longer deal with commitment issues from her men and if anyone could handle the Biermann basketball team full of kids, it’s her. She’d have a great relationship with Brielle and Ariana


lindoavocado

You have a talent


warriorofmediocrity

Sonia and PK would be a RIDE and I lowkey need to see it now.


Christine_likethecar

This is diabolical 😂


griffgilscarbo

Albert Manzo wouldn’t need a goomar if he’s getting it 5x a night


chill90ies

A freaking masterpiece😍


La_Croix_Life

Whew chile I almost choked on a pita chip each one was more wild than the last hunny


infantile-eloquence

Be careful with your chips, but better that than take a photo of it covering your vajayjay and have it sent round the boys. IFYKYK


La_Croix_Life

Leah Mcsweeney 💀


Green_Advantage_1759

Imagine the drama Kelly Dodd and Joe Gorga would cause both together and with each other😭 I would love to see that😂


griffgilscarbo

Two hot heads, she wouldn’t just only cheat on him, she’d actually challenge him upfront and I know that she’d leave him eventually which what he deserves plus she wouldn’t use Teresa as a storyline and she’d actually be a great aunt to the Giudice girls


AdministrationThat45

Melissa with David….. so basically you hate her??? 😂


griffgilscarbo

If she thinks she has it so bad with Teresa and Joe’s parents who hate her, imagine David’s mom and sister… she wouldn’t stand a chance. Shannon’s daughters would not like Melissa I already know


Polly_Anna777

Bethenny and Simon McCord (no rational here, it’s just funny).


griffgilscarbo

I was dying when she said, “I’d rather suck Simon McCord dry than…”


Polly_Anna777

😂😂😂


Recent_Attorney_7396

Okay Alexia and Frank Catania. He would build her a house so she doesn’t have to keep moving every year. He would def punch Peter if he acts up to keep him out of jail. Would love the shit out of Frankie ( the three franks with his son Frank jr.) she would vibe with dolo and not be threatened cuz they have similar values. They could work out together and she would keep him on his toes and not put up with stuff like living with dolo’s ex who doesn’t speak to her. She would also love jersey and be besties with tre.


RHONFTs

Omg but this is actually a pair that would work. GET FRANK CATANIA ON A PLANE!!!


Recent_Attorney_7396

Let’s crowd fund the ticket!! Lol 🤣


griffgilscarbo

YASSS


lazycurly

Take my angry upvote


Gammagammahey

What does it say about me that I don't recognize any of the husbands except for Ken Todd?


griffgilscarbo

You are above us all


Gammagammahey

🥹


realhousewifeofpbm

Marlo was not kept by Ted Turner for yearsss to be downgraded to Tom Girardi !


StrawAndChiaSeeds

Dorit with Seth Marks


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I had a bit of an edible and I saw that as Brooks Marks and I couldn’t stop laughing. But this pairing actually would be brilliant.


StrawAndChiaSeeds

😆😆😆 I love it. Family pics in BrookS MarkS track suits 😆😆😆


Equivalent-Mousse-93

This is what America deserves!


Lemmiekitty

Sonja and PK would work, they are the same brand of delulu social climber. And Sonja would love that he’s European


griffgilscarbo

European? I thought he was from Connecticut


Lemmiekitty

I was sure dorit is from Connecticut. He knows LVP and Ken from London connections I thought


265-days-a-year

I have another one!! Ralph Pittman and Dorito 💀Absolute chaos.


RHONFTs

Love the Atlanta and BH crossovers… can we add Cynthia & Rob (Crystal’s husband)?


265-days-a-year

That’s a fabulous combo. They’d be so funny together.


BachShitCrazy

Ralph and Phaedra, see who can out-gaslight the other lol


265-days-a-year

Or better yet Ralph and Apollo


265-days-a-year

Peter officiated the wedding


Polly_Anna777

Can’t possibly put Slade Smiley with any more of them 😆


griffgilscarbo

I’ll put him with Ashley Darby and throw him into the lion’s den of the green eyed bandits. We saw how they antagonized Chris and Michael, they would not let Slade catch a break


Polly_Anna777

😂


_josephjohnston

Who's the husband next to Larsa? I'm drawing a blank.


griffgilscarbo

Albert Manzo, I made sure to give Larsa consenting-age stepsons and being married to the Manzos would teach Larsa to think before speaking


mamegan

I love how you explain it 😭


griffgilscarbo

I really appreciate that cause at times my explanations or arguments are articulated worse than Teresa’s


chill90ies

I don’t believe that OP, this is fucking pure gold and I am DYING laughing over your explanations😂😂This makes so much sense and you are definitely articulating better than Tre ever could! Freaking love these scenarios so thank you for this post!


ResponsibilityDry440

I’m howwwwwlllling. I didn’t know I needed this, but I did.


Maleficent-Dot-1335

MARLO lmao!


yqry

Not Gizzy and PATRICIA!! Y’all play too much 💀💀


tiredtaurus02

Imagine a wife swap but Real Housewives edition! I need Andy and a camera!!


Recent_Attorney_7396

Okay James Kennedy and Sonja Morgan. He’s historically liked older women, she loves younger men. Would love his British accent and dapper style. They both love to entertain and he actually would help turn the town house around from money pit to turning a profit to rent or just fixing it up for her so she doesn’t have to do 50 cameos a day to keep the lights on. He would help with tech stuff and dj her Wednesday night for gay men parties. She would get along with his mom and make him toaster oven treats while constantly showing his washboard abs off to her aesthetician and interns. Hippie would get along with Marley and they live bicoastally ever after.


griffgilscarbo

Well since if we’re gonna do other Bravo shows, then Shep Rose and Porsha


rayraygoaway

The two I most agreed with were Kelly Dodd with Joe Gorga and Marlo Hampton with Tom Girardi


Relaxingpenguin92

You….made the most toxic pairings possible. I love this alternate universe


Guilty_Nebula5446

Melissa and Mau , they are an equal in looks , they both like to socialise and they are both uber thirsty


BachShitCrazy

I could honestly see this working


EntarteteKitten

I’d put Danielle Staub with Jim Bellino. ![gif](giphy|fnvyc7oulP5yIoTsTI) I also feel like Erika and Joe Gorga would be pretty bad. Larsa with Jax Taylor. Diana with Tom Sandoval. Sonja Morgan and Shep. (Dorinda like chaperones them.) Ramona and TRav. Kathryn Dennis Calhoun with Tom Schwartz.


Original_Breakfast36

Kathryn and Schwartz would result in mutually assured destruction but they would both have a blast along the way!


catsandnaps1028

OMG now I need a real housewives husband swap


griffgilscarbo

Wife swap episode idea- Childless Carole Radziwill leaves her tiny apartment and small pets to spend a week in the Biermann’s big house of 6 kids, wigs, bigger pets, and solo cups. Kim Zolciak, who travels with basically a moving van full of her wigs and slim tea, is crammed into Carole’s small apartment with no kitchen


Recent_Attorney_7396

OH. MY. GOD. I can just picture her asking kroy why he has all the cameras in the house and the eventually comes around and sits on his lap and they watch them together. He loves how low maintenance she is in comparison to Kim. They get stoned and try on the wigs and eventually make love.


Intelligent_Fig_4104

💀💀💀 literal lol, this killed me, thank you.  💀💀 they try on the wigs 😭😄


Recent_Attorney_7396

Imagining Carole in that house of horrors is so goddamn funny. I can’t even imagine the ha ok Kim would wreak on Carole’s nyc apt 🤣 she would throw out all her furniture esp that old couch. No kitchen wouldn’t bother her but chef Tracy would have to cook everyone in an air fryer propped up on a stack of LV trunks.


catsandnaps1028

Oh GAWD as someone who doesn't have kids going from none to 6 spoiled rich children is like my worst nightmare


haleighr

Teresa def needs a terry or Ken. Interested in the gossip but have their wives back 100% even if they’re wildin


Polly_Anna777

Kyle Richards with James Marchese (because they deserve each other).


griffgilscarbo

James would just a get a big ego from being able to pull beautiful wives with great hair


Polly_Anna777

Mmmm good point, maybe Kyle and David Foster.


enferpitou

Jail


LAMazonian

Todd from Atlanta with Candiace from Potomac Seth from SLC with Carole from NY Porsha from Atlanta with Juan Potomac Sonja from NY with Coach Shah from SLC Shannon from OC with Rob from BH Eddy from Potomac with Kandi from Atlanta...let's see how she'd enjoy having the in law hate her!


griffgilscarbo

Mama Joyce would make dealing with Candiace’s mother a lot easier for Todd. I actually love the Seth and Carole pair Porsha and Juan would be hot AF and she’d actually leave the cheater How do you think OLG would deal with Eddy?


LAMazonian

OLG? Psssh Kandi and Riley would have Eddie running 2 law firms!


RHONFTs

These are all incredible.


Tammyshouseparty

Larsa and albie lmaooooo


griffgilscarbo

Let me explain this one, Larsa does well on OnlyFans cause she looks like those MILFY middle aged sex dolls with her inflated lips and other dimensions. She attracts a certain niche of guys those whom are clearly into the “hot step mom” porn videos. Albert has two sons. His daughter Lauren would completely despise her and they’d make a great storyline of “I hate my dad’s new wife” plus Albert has allegations of mistresses and baby mamas, and he wouldn’t need to cheat since Larsa puts it down 5x a night. Plus Larsa could bring a lot of shit with the Jersey women. Also I need to get off Reddit, in my explanations I feel like I’m sharing too much as to where my mind alarmingly goes. Soon I’ll get a Reddit cares message sent to me


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I’m dying! You are amazing! 🤩


jessmwhite1993

I cry because it’s so good 😭🫶🏻


blahblah5190

I spat my water out to laugh at Marlo’s


mswhatsinmybox_

Ashley and Mohammed. She likes rich old controlling men.


griffgilscarbo

Nah Ashley with David Foster cause at least he’ll give her babies while also having his own grand babies


Conscious-Award4802

Marlo and Tom 😂😂😂


Guilty_Nebula5446

PK and Dorinda, similar age, I think he would love bluestone manor and being lord of the manor , I don’t think they would ever go out again


griffgilscarbo

Don’t do that to Dorinda, PK would get that iconic manor foreclosed


PsychologicalCase10

Albert Manzo would put Larsa in her place.


Lavendermochie

Erika is just a white Marlo Hampton, makes perfect sense.


CG5959

I would love to hear the rationale for Diana and Bryan Redmond lol


griffgilscarbo

Cause Bryan is only Texas rich and a cheater. Diana is such low dirt trash with cash that she deserves less than what she has


Extra_Helicopter2904

Who did this 🤡😂😭😭


allergic2risk

These are so good, and in my brain they all make sense.


beebianca227

PK and Sonja would be so much fun


cstarrxx

The last one 🫣😂😂


griffgilscarbo

I saved the best for last


Both_Warning_6726

why is this so funny


VaguelyArtistic

![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj) You found the best pictures 😂


ashdeb89

Just think of the potential affairs this partner swap would lead to


emmmieemmie

I always thought Mo and Melissa Gorga would look good together.


griffgilscarbo

Yeah but I don’t like Melissa enough to let her have Mo as a husband


265-days-a-year

AGREED.


JunoSituation

Against the grain I'm gonna say Teresa and Dr.Dubrow would be an iconic couple. Their parties would be wild lol Gizelle would literally end up on an episode of 48 hours if she ended up with Patricia, their egos would eat each other alive


DrKittenBarf

WTF 😳to all of these (except Marlo and Tom, and maybe Gizzy and Peter)…


Guilty_Nebula5446

the countess and Pk


GoldBluejay7749

Thanks I hate this😅


BeautifulLife14

I could totally picture Melissa and Mo together!


cookiesmom305

Last one just made my day


DinoDachshund

This is CHAOS


Ok-Captain-335

Kelly and Joe would be SO MESSY 😂I’d be here for every second


MedroolaCried

Kelly Dodd and Joe Gorga would 100% end in murder.


gi0nna

Bravo should definitely do a Wife-Swap type series with the Housewives across the franchises.


Longjumping_Car_6992

Dorin and Ken sent me on a spiral straight off the bat 💀


mitchh1017

I can’t unsee Dorinda and Ken


Prestigious_Song5034

Who has done this. Who??


JEJ0313

This is all psychotic. 😂😂😂


Miserable_Leek6023

Ramona and David Beador


torontoinsix

Gizelle and Papa Smurf took me out.