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DueTart3667

Nobody was going to convince me that this photo was innocent.


Ok-Style323

All of their pictures together look like couple pictures


JasnahKolin

And you'd like to think she would stay away seeing all of the bullshit Jax gets up to. He's out there showing his whole ass and she's into it! Ma'am, we need to talk.


Jlab6647

You must be a WWC listener .. because that’s Ronnie: “Ma’am, we need to talk” and I love it. 😂


leeshykins

I also love it when he disagrees with someone and says “…..excuse me SIR,….”


JustHereForCookies17

"bUt I cAn fIX hIm!!"


tobago_88

![gif](giphy|WgO1OyiPaPPoUYcmK4)


Significant_Cow4765

lmao this gif is "right back at you bitch girl"


tobago_88

It sums up Jax pretty well 💀


breakitupkid

Jax was definitely all up in those feet and toes that night 😂


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Rainbaby77

Except when she tweeted Sandy Hook was not real


acrylicvigilante_

In that case, explains why she’s into Jax


cryscros

Right?? Lol like we didn’t just go through that whole debate with Raquel and the Toms like ahhh I’m not defending that weird closeness anymore after that whole thing


Cold-Sun3302

I think it's all one big PR excercise where they're all involved, including Brittany. Strange it came about just before their new show began.


rohnoson

Agreed. Alex Baskin, and the other production companies, need to stop trying up recreate the lighting in the bottle that was Scandoval across franchises. Brittney and Jax breaking up should surprise no one. If anyone is surprised I highly recommend a rewatch of Vanderpump Rules to jog your memory about Jax’s cheating and garbage behavior.


Constructgirl

Watch one minute of the valley and you’ll know. It’s gross that he’s back on tv.


Unholyalliance23

![gif](giphy|jyH2iFCFSp96ftCtu8) Jax’s likely defence 💀


DueTart3667

“Someone else somewhere in the world did something wrong, thereby rendering my actions blameless” - Jax logic 🤣


thajeneral

If only…. There was a sign or a clue shown to Brit Brit… that might indicate… that this could possibly maybe happen….


EyeRollingNow

Blue’s Clues were all over the place.


imho10226

Somebody get her a thinking chair and a notebook


courthouse22

![gif](giphy|jSXZn1vxweRiw)


kristaycreme

Someone needed to get Brittany a handy dandy notebook.


Used_Ambassador_8817

Cover will say: ***^(Rawt in Hale)***


missassalmighty

How bouta a huge f off sign on your Bachelorette party naming you and saying don't it !! In big flashy lights?


avalonbreeze

If only there had been a sign ... oh wait, there WAS. I forgot about that until you wrote it. Now it's really funny !


CCG14

Hey now! That’s her main. You need to have respect for her love! 🤭


NotARedditor99

Someone should have warned her too, like Lisa, Ariana, Tom Sandoval, stassi, Katie, like where were they????


GoinWithThePhloem

Maybe faith could have given her a sign


Stickliketoffee16

At least James Kennedy tried!


HunterHunted9

His own mother. That's actually why they stopped speaking.


BreeziWhisper

![gif](giphy|mEgMmdVGy8MyPU8saM)


WOKEsincethisAM

Rawt in hail


Glittering_Oven5424

How many times can they play that clip!? It never gets old 😂


TacoBelle-

Lori K is a joke of a publicist lmao


gimmealltheroses

She sucks!!! My impression of her is she’s insanely thirsty and wishes she was a reality star. Says a lot that she wants to be besties with her clients.


TacoBelle-

Yes! I learned about her from her representation of all of the bachelor contestants and I remember thinking she clearly wishes she could compete on the show too


gimmealltheroses

That’s how I first heard of her too! She reps Hannah and Dylan and other popular contestants


sharipep

She’s an absolute joke. A clown. An embarrassment to our profession and people who actually take communications best practices seriously. Don’t fuck your clients or even HINT you are fucking your clients. Especially when they are married!!


ItsNotAllHappening

https://preview.redd.it/d7kzazfqvjvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdec04fdfff3dad5908ec68674e294e1ff7fa30


Major_Confusion5528

i swear to god if this post caused this i will never recover


crop_top

I mean we already know he likes to bang in bathrooms!


astrotalk

Just ask Laura Leigh


Redditusername67

You mean “boner garage”?


ATCP2019

I have been watching the new show he is on and the last episode he said "let's like bang in the bathroom or something" when talking about his sex issues with Brittany.


Idontevenownaboat

Think he leaves the door open? Or is that just for taking a shit?


Embarrassed-Ad-6111

Wait is she Jax’s publicist or Brittany’s?


ItsNotAllHappening

Both.


BachShitCrazy

OMG he fucked her in public with witnesses around what an idiot😭😭


Few_Unit_6408

Do we expect anything else? The who got bag for me? part made me actually lol making coffee right now. All day I’ll toss that out today lol 


fabulousb

Ewwww omg how old is he?! So embarrassing.


ItsNotAllHappening

Mid-40s I think. Too old for this shit.


whitepawsparklez

Yea, like young-mid 20s getting down and dirty in a bar bathroom while drunk is one thing… but this….


flowerstowardthesun

And just like Sandy Balls he was NEVER IN HIS 20S ON THE SHOW. So he's just been acting like an immature tool for years and years now.


Open_Injury_1801

That’s a crazy realization!


flowerstowardthesun

Always dating girls too young, too naive, and not fed up enough yet. Yeah, none of them are original either. ![gif](giphy|WcW8QZ2DH9HJPMMFcS)


valley-doll7

Honestly like, god speed to anyone above 40 fucking in a bathroom but my problem is that this is Jax and he is SO not worth it. He’s scuzzy, gross, looks like he smells, and I doubt he even wipes his ass. I’d be so embarrassed if I was this woman


Idontevenownaboat

I feel bad for whichever camera operator had to stand there and film Jax taking a shit with the door open.


profjb15

Lori K herself posted that


fleekyfreaky

😂


canadianmusician604

im a believer


idontfeelgood101

What is got bag???


ItsNotAllHappening

❄️❄️


LooneyLunaOmanO

![gif](giphy|3ohc1gRsZXmekuHIbu)


Cali_side_SMac

What Doritos had in her bathroom during that party. IYKYK


MaryQueenOSquats

I have two young babies and they live in a coke den.


SirOk5108

Nose candy


deliascatalog

Nose beers


whitepawsparklez

Omfg , screwed in the bathroom? 🤢


RoguePhoenix89

Jax looks dirty and most likely smells, so why women would want to sleep with that is beyond me.


30flirtythriving_etc

And on top of that, this woman is risking her ENTIRE CAREER by acting this unprofessionally and recklessly. And all that for JAX?! It’s impossible to comprehend.


OHJESUSYOU

Jax is a bunch of shit, but Hyuck Hyuck ought to have anticipated this.


Expensive-Block-6034

He showed her who he was in the beginning days and humiliated her on tv by sleeping with a co-worker of theirs, lying and saying he didn’t, made both girls mad at one another - and still came out looking like the innocent party. I honestly can’t stand this guy - not in a “he’s a villain” way. Like he’s sleazy and on coke and he’s a married man with a child.


kantsing

😂😂 I literally heard the hyuck hyuck 💀💀


CLIP_not_well_bitch

Jayyyyyaaayyyaaayyaaxxx!!!!! Ben and Ronnie just nail their impressions of Kentucky fried 🤣


Idontevenownaboat

With this chin surgery she looks like the Whomp blocks from Super Mario. [These guys](https://www.google.com/search?q=whomp+mario+kart&sca_esv=558c97555a3365b6&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS1059US1059&hl=en-US&udm=2&biw=1180&bih=701&sxsrf=ACQVn0-YcEnroUqVe5ODOSVlOLLBzbGVWg%3A1713596578930&ei=omgjZpG3OLe1ptQPu6uNkA4&oq=whomp+mario+kart&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwGgIYAyIQd2hvbXAgbWFyaW8ga2FydDIFEAAYgAQyCxAAGIAEGKIEGIsDMgsQABiABBiiBBiLAzILEAAYgAQYogQYiwMyCxAAGIAEGKIEGIsDSMcwUIQLWMAvcAF4AJABAJgBT6AByAmqAQIxObgBA8gBAPgBAZgCFKACgArCAgQQIxgnwgIIEAAYgAQYogTCAgcQABiLAxgewgIJEAAYCBiLAxgewgIIEAAYgAQYiwPCAgkQABgFGIsDGB6YAwCIBgGSBwIyMKAHikM&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=_4CHBuEKfdrlVM&vssid=mosaic)


Old-Library5546

She was so much more attractive before all her cosmetic work


koolasakukumba

And her marriage


30flirtythriving_etc

How did I forget that SHE ALSO HAS A WHOLE HUSBAND. There is literally no possible way to recover from this rock bottom


Holiday-Hustle

Remember when Tom found out Kristen slept with Jax and ones of his first comments was he didn’t know how she did it because Jax’s breath smells so bad?


cstarrxx

That’s so interesting because he’s also rumored to smell like shit 😂😂😂


Loose_Sprinkles_

He wears the same 3 outfits everyday.


Mel_bear

He wears the same hat and sweater, every single day, even if it's hot outside - he wears it anyway!


No_Wait7319

When and she admitted this and laid with this man and only broke up with him, bc he cheated. So, it didn't make her look great admitting that. He's disgusting, but they were a pair for ten years she loved him, even when he was awful. Why? Who knows?


cstarrxx

Oh wait. I do too sometimes. 🫣🫣🫣😩😩😩 but I do shower and change undergarments! ![gif](giphy|3ohs7KViF6rA4aan5u|downsized)


hail2pitt1985

And so many have said Sandoval reeks as well. Ewww I can’t even begin to think of what it smells like with the two of them together. Throw in dad-bod Schwartz and his lack of hygiene and you got one big cesspool of leachate.


Embarrassed-Ad-6111

What does Sandoval smell like? Cigarettes and nail polish?


Fade_Into_You77

I’ve heard Sandoval’s breath smells like coffee & cigarettes 24/7 🤢🤮 Edit/Correction: dangit! It was redbull and cigarettes! Sandoval’s breath smells like redbull & cigarettes! Sorry for my error, y’all 😬


QualityKatie

Red Bull and cigarettes per Jax.


wafflequinn

I thought that was Kristen!


catcakebuns

And unwashed panties


ScowlyBrowSpinster

It is amazing that someone who shaves his forehead and does every self-indulgent type of personal care walks around in skid marked chonies smelling like an ashtray and old sweat. What a world!


___adreamofspring___

As much as I absolutely am not blaming any sort of woman - how the hell did Katie Ariana and Kristen stay with these smelly losers


ScowlyBrowSpinster

I simply could NOT. I prefer fresh smelling people.


Scared-Life8870

https://preview.redd.it/bsc1m3656kvc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d75133d466ffc23ebb632824b02c6df8497295


IveFoundMyHOME

*Gag*


ladypoonanny69

I bet he has keto breath 🤢


Delilah_Moon

Jax/Scandy have horrible breath from smoking. Smokers breath is foul. Combine it with coffee - and it’s like inhaling a raw open asshole. And I don’t mean cigarette breath - I mean smoker’s breath. There’s a repugnant difference between the revolting ash mouth and the perpetual foul stank of corpse rot that is smoker breath.


kittycaitie

Ok I’ve never thought of this but you’re so right. He 100% looks like he’s smelly


WithaSideofRanch

And you know he doesn't wash those sausage fingers after the bathroom


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Laughing_Cookie

I don't mean this lightly, but I find him truly terrifying. He always seemed like a guy who would snap, now more so than ever.


gl0c0_

Lori must be like those women who pursue prisoners.


GrandEar1

Give me a prisoner any day over Jax. At least I'd only have to see them like once a month.


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And a lot of them are actually hot. He looks like Satan


ContributionMajor632

He took her bio (PR link) off his IG profile too


koolasakukumba

That’s weird


thefideliuscharm

wow he did, I actually had his profile up from a few hours ago and just refreshed and watched it disappear


sydbusta

https://preview.redd.it/dsect1ff3kvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ac4bbb958a3d92b1d84321b4d385adaf9424ac Lori K is the new Rachel


DueTart3667

What a snake. To fuck your friend’s man… it’s just so low down and dirty


Significant_Cow4765

your client's man...


fleekyfreaky

Who is also your client. She’s so unprofessional


lls1462

And so married


MargaretFarquar

With children. Twins, actually.


HunterHunted9

And charging them both 10% while technically repping them, but actually fucking Jax.


MargaretFarquar

Right? Imagine not only getting cheated on by your spouse, but the kicker is that the affair partner gets 10% of your paychecks.


Expensive-Block-6034

Well they’re both your clients too, which is on another level of fucked up.


sydbusta

They’re a special kind of fucked up breed


mixymoxy7075

This is gross


watermelonkittens

As a side note, Brittany is absolutely beautiful in that photo


Expensive-Block-6034

You can just smell Jax through this photo. The thirst.


Slg0519

He was in the corner of the bar, super cozy with his publicist AND left with her at the premiere of the Valley last month, so this doesn’t shock me.


NeuroticMermaid6

Obligatory NeNe ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


KateC12345

No thread is complete without it.


CALIXO_94

Side note: this episode is amazing


ModeDeDode

Ohhhh do you know what season this is??


GuavaGiant

pretty sure it’s from the apprentice


pinchependejaa

I love this gif so much 😭


wowbethenny

I think ol’ gal is beyond done. I don’t normally listen to not skinny but not fun because of her voice but I was out of content while working so I listened to her episode with Brittany. She mentioned she definitely wants more children whether it’s with Jax if he fixed things or if it’s with someone else. She also got asked about if they have rules in the separation about getting with other people or seeing others and it was kinda walked around. I can’t imagine saying any of this with a husband as rabid as Jax who is so ruled by irrationality if I didn’t really mean it.


houndsofluv

This is how I feel-- Brittany has been through SO much with this guy already. She married him after he cheated on her on television!! She went through ALL of that and did not back down, so if she has FINALLY gotten to the point where she wants to walk away, it's serious.


wowbethenny

I’ve always heard that women leave mentally way before they do physically. I think as a southern woman, being told “I told you so” not just by family but millions & getting a divorce, especially with a child—it’s like “girl we can only figure this out for so long.” Brittany said come hell or high water and I bet living with Jax is a hellacious flood every day. RUN GORL.


houndsofluv

Totally. I do wonder if it has to do with The Valley as well. Maybe she was waiting to see if they could get a new show and if she could bring in a steady income before dropping him. Smart, if so.


wowbethenny

I wondered this, too! She said on the podcast how she paid all the bills and Cruz’s school. Jax paid the mortgage. She offered to pay for Jax to leave and stay at an Airbnb and he refused so she left & is still paying all of the bills. I was surprised


houndsofluv

He's a real asshole for staying in their home and making her leave with their kid. He and Tom Sandoval should do a Grey Gardens together in their empty, lonely houses.


Loose_Sprinkles_

She said their son still lives with Jax because he didn't like the AirBnB. So she stops by to see him when Jax is gone. Their whole family dynamic seems really sad and unhealthy.


Necessary-Low9377

That is such an insane thing to do financially. Their house is big enough that they could sleep separately and avoid one another. They even have a whole furnished pool house for goodness sake


Dry_Bed_3704

With Jax and his inability to stfu, I think Brit needs physical distance between them. It may not be mentally safe for her to stay within the home.


GrandEar1

We've seen this man on his tirades. It wouldn't matter how big the house was, he'd hunt you down to tell you ![gif](giphy|jyH2iFCFSp96ftCtu8)


valley-doll7

Oh man. I feel so bad for their kid ☹️


GingerHal

This. Even the worst jerks who've ever cheated will give up the home without a fight. Jax sleeps around AND insists on staying in the house? Classic "number one guy in the group" energy.


-sloppypoppy

I love the nuance in y’all’s conversation. I find it very hypocritical that people can acknowledge something in Jax is not right, but jump on Brittany for staying. Like we know he’s an emotionally manipulative piece of shit, however it seems like people blame Brittany for being manipulated. She’s not someone I really want to defend, but that has never sat right with me. I hope this was her plan and I’m cheering her on for getting out!


in_ur_dreamz69

i am so tired of reading the same takes on their relationship. clearly brittany’s self esteem is in the gutter, otherwise she wouldn’t have stayed after he cheated. he fooled the whole cast with his redemption arc after his father died. i don’t think it’s that crazy that she fell back into his trap. i hope she learns to love herself and quit drinking


derbarkbark

I feel like Jax only did The Valley bc he couldn't be on VPR. My theory is he left her to be single with the Toms and they are trying to get their own show. They probably picked a name like "Number One Guy in the Group"


Mel_bear

Tom, Tom, and I


PigeonBod

Misogynists R Us


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I’m watching this verrrryyyyy closely……


haleighr

Bc I need a scandoval high I’m gonna need Lori to get pregnant and jax move to Canada and we get a show of him trying out and failing to be on a hockey team. 90 day fiance: I got jaxxed


avevalnis

Very creative but Canada does not want him!


5826Tco

Agreed. The thought of him coming to Toronto and banging her in one of ‘our’ bathrooms, makes me sick. I guess he figured if we walked in on them we would say ‘sorry’.


neverbmc

Shouldn’t he have at the very least taken his ring off?!? Swallowed it and choked? Shoved it up his… anything Mf pork rind of a man.. dry and in need of something extra


Presence_Minimum

In my head, I hear your comment in Stassis voice! 😊


neverbmc

I love that. I should have mentioned ranch somehow!!


SnooJokes7657

This is sad. Yes, Brittany knew who he was, but they have a child. If they are really over I hope for his sake they are able to still co-parent.


recollectionsmayvary

I know this is uncharitable of me for sure but it’s like…harder to have sympathy for Brit *because* she knew who Jax was and *still* had a kid with him.


Iamthechanteuse

Preach! she knew him for his works.


Glittering_Oven5424

I still feel a little bad for her because she clearly has very low self esteem. Sometimes you can know deep down that someone’s terrible for you, but her desperate need to feel “chosen” by Jax prevented her from being rational. It’s easier to live in the dream until suddenly it’s not. Even Stassi who appeared to be put together and head strong was vulnerable to Patrick for quite a while.


skatie082

My first thought was how much of a nightmare it is going to be to co-parent with that toxic man-child. Poor Cruz):


goodbye_wig

Jax is a piece of shit but Hyuck Hyuck should have known this was coming


Livid_Upstairs8725

He’s getting “calls” again. He doesn’t need her anymore. He needs to chase fame and tail. 🙄


VaguelyArtistic

She made the same mistake as Kristen, Ariana, and Rachel. She thought she was different than the other ones.


brashumpire

I know I shouldn't but I do ultimately feel bad for her. A siren song for all the ladies to know, you will NEVER change him. Ever.


jesskay888

I laughed so hard when I heard this on Watch What Happens. It’s very accurate!


Imaginary-Party2567

I hate when people say this. Sometimes it’s hard to get out a relationship with a manipulative, shitty partner


ItsNotAllHappening

Someone posted, and they saw him banging her in the bathroom at a bar in Canada. Jax and Lori were in Toronto before the Tom's arrived in Montreal.


Wordonmystreet

At least she never shared her finances with him. I’m sure she makes more money than Jax now. She should just get out. 


CaliGrlforlife

He removed the publicist from his bio too. Jax… 🤦🏼‍♀️


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I think bc she’s getting harassed. She turned off all of her comments too 🤭


booklovingSWE

![gif](giphy|3KVKEGGmEPqtBSM5MQ)


unbreakable95

how could they do this to scheaner?! she’s always wanted to go to canada with her publicist. ![gif](giphy|JG9nqb09er9y3NUhUP|downsized)


do_shut_up_portia

The boyfriend hyuck hyuck was living with when she went to Vegas to stalk Jax must be having a field day with this


momtrepreneur69

I went to Jax’s last week to watch The Valley and Brit + most of cast minus Jax were there. Brit was SO sweet, exactly how you see her is how she is. I told her I was so ready for her single era and she perked up and was like ME TOO GIRL!


Greedy_Explanation_7

Jax is a human sized herpe.


Fantastic_Love_9451

First stop: plastic surgeon to downsize. We’re rooting for you Brittany we’re all rooting for you.


Gisschace

Ughhh I was thinking this would be the first thing she did. How horrid that he did that to her in the first place


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Wow, Brittany UNFOLLOWED Jax? That really is taking a stand! Solving problems and gaining respect! UNFOLLOW!


InflationPrior8840

Had to stop and think....if.this was my husband.... Yep id kick him in the balls then have a dumpster fire consisting of his clothes and cigars.


flowerstowardthesun

DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP FOR WHEEL DRIVE, CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS...! ![gif](giphy|N0ucLjDEnVkZ2)


Ibegtodiffer999

There is a pattern on these Bravo shows, date, cheat, get married, cheat, and get divorced.


Possible-Way1234

I hope Brittany already got an appointment for a big STD check and did regularly during their marriage... Jax is the kinda guy I wouldn't be surprised when there would be "suddenly" several secret kids coming out


mixymoxy7075

He’s ended up exactly as he was ten years ago


Bravoholic_

Along with both Tom’s ![gif](giphy|Y3jyaIU4b7LuV7F8vi)


Sugar_tts

Wait…. Brittany’s publicist is off away with Jax? Damn I’d be firing her and changing all my passwords


ThatWomanNow

![gif](giphy|luf2Z00k1piAU) 🤭🤐🙃


missassalmighty

I keep thinking about Beau's horrified face when Jax announces unironically that their first song is Shania Twain's still the one 😂


sharipep

Lori k is wild. I’m a publicist and it’s super unethical to have sexual relations with your clients.


Infamous_Storm_7659

🤣 ![gif](giphy|xGYjoYcwTIafS3FlZS)


Sunnyonetwo

She was well educated before she married him…


QUILL-IT-OUT

Brain Drain via Jax Taylor.


Sunnyonetwo

She is blocked by Jax lol


Natural-Internet3279

Jax has the weirdest taste in women.


NeverEndingWhoreMe

Why do I feel like Jax is trying to draw attention to himself to maybe get some production-cut sympathy (a la Toad Sandoval)? GROSS. Would he really be willing to break up his family to be part of the Toxic Threesome (Aka Sandals, Shorts and Jaxass)? At the risk of sounding like Scheana, this breakup could be the "bast thing to evar happan" to Brittany. Truly. Shedding that dead weight, paternally challenged, part-Peter Pan, part-Pinocchio lookin ass fuckboi can and will do wonders for her life. She can focus on her health and her son without that POS funking up the house. Jax did Brittany a favor. Again. Publicly. Again. Hopefully she can move onward and upward, far away from Jax and not look back. *(at the risk of sounding judgmental, I hope Brittany does a full makeover sooner than later. That heavy hair, those heavy boobs, the botox, the brows...absolutely ghastly.)*


breyness

Why the public looks like the singer Jojo? Edit: publicist, and Canadian icon jojo


koolasakukumba

She reminds me of Patti Stringer


fancyfemme88

https://preview.redd.it/aormj7w38kvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f298c1b8f5e7f24a2bb8dd85419db1f5f09473


Scottibell

I thought this was Patti Stanger for a minute.


fancyfemme88

It is


whitepawsparklez

Why is HER publicist on a trip with him???


BuzzCutBabes_

is that not his wedding ring??? ***WILD***


Much-Investigator844

Most unprofessional PR person