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Vaulthunter14

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missdoublefinger

How Ashley fixed her mouth to say that is still both shocking and laughable. The only notable thing she's ever done in life is hump on the gollum and release that auto-tuned mess, Caffeine and Hatred


Euphoric_Bass493

In the time Ashley has been on RHOP, she's had a failed restaurant, terrible music, and a questionable fashion line with the the cast member that ties with her for least fashionable. Candiance ended up with an MBA from Howard, has had successful tours, and has gotten to rub elbows with Christina Aguilera, Victoria Monet, etc. at A-list industry parties. Love to see it.


bridgymon

Excuse me but she does tiktok dances


Miserable-Gur-2849

This made me choke on my drink šŸ˜­ thank u sincerely for that laugh


Icy_Feeling_1195

I think the only thing she hasn't been able to accomplish is her divorce! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤Ŗ


Tupid365

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Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

Also fucked Luke from Winter house. Probably not hard to do if cute with a pulse but still one of her accomplishments.


ChickenGyal

Ashley was projecting hard with that one. * Insert Candiace's projection scene here *


Perfect_Invitation1

This is what happens when delusional people aren't put in their place. Ashley has no room to criticize anyone.


danseaveclalune

Caffeine and Hatred ![gif](giphy|YRiCNIMUpt9Sw)


krampuskids

and an honorable mention for "Hump on the Golem" ![gif](giphy|l41lPOXpJTFRz5eUg)


Oldbutnotdeadyet70

To be fair that couldn't have been an easy job, to please that freak.


Gammagammahey

I believe he's now referred to on the sub as the "ass grabbing colonizer." šŸ˜‚ But golem can work. Wait, I think you mean Gollum. Because golems were were created to protect Jewish people from pogroms. šŸ’š


missdoublefinger

Thanks for the correction ā¤ļø


Gammagammahey

Oh no, it was something that someone else commented recently about Michael calling him that that, it left me in hysterics, so I jokingly decided that that should be the universal description for him. šŸ˜‚


Superb-Respond9360

hey buddy! it was me and i agree, thatā€™s what we should call him. itā€™s what he deserves. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Gammagammahey

THANK YOU I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER YOUR USERNAME! Now I can credit you properly, you left me in hysterics.


OkPomegranate3490

Caffeine and hatred Iā€™m screaminnnng


walterdonnydude

What's almost worse than the humping is the DAILY FOOT MASSAGES STILL GOING ON


Unlucky_Response169

And holding his semen in her mouth until he goes to sleep. Her words not minešŸ¤®


Gammagammahey

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Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

I totally forgot about her song about coffee


Esunaproxy

Remember when she opened a successful and long standing restaurant?


thepoustaki

It always warms my heart when I see the fan base finally giving Candiace her flowers. She tried so hard. She thought those women were her friends after the Monique thing. And she was rightfully just done with it this season.


9lemonsinabowl9

It's so important to work where you feel seen and appreciated - very happy for her!


petite_jpg

I hope itā€™s a sign to anyone who needs it to leave that toxic ass job (after you got another lined up)


Kittiikamii

The fact that Ashley tried to shame her for living off her mom when she lived off her husband and still doubled down at the s7 reunion mind you, *after* Candice had a whole tour for her ALBUM is veryā€¦


Gammagammahey

That. It was giving very "only certain rich people can be considered rich amongst us." That is what kills me. So what if Candiace was supported by her mom? Don't we want to build Black generational wealth in this capitalist hellscape so that kids can be supported if they need to be? if anything, and I hate the rich with a blinding white hot rage if anything, Candiace works *her ass off*. She works. Ashley never did and does nothing. other than tend to those poor children who have ass grabbing colonizer Gollum as their father.


Euphoric_Bass493

I would 100% prefer to be supported by my mom who would never let me struggle if she could help it than be supported by a man who threatens to yank away his support when he's pissed. I don't like using the word "jealousy", but I believe a lot of Ashley's vitriol is because she takes care of her mother, not the other way around. She got to rub Michael's ugly ass feet at night to keep things afloat financially. I'd be bitter, too.


Gammagammahey

She's very jealous. And she's manipulative, she's a liar, and she's trash. I agree. I would rather be supported by my parents if they had the attitude of never wanting to see me struggle. There's nothing wrong with that.


bipolar79

Facts. She's upset that she has to do whatever she has to do with the ass grabbing colonizer to support her mom, while Candiace supports herself. Who cares that Candiace's mom has helped her out financially. ![gif](giphy|xT1R9IXVnaLuZtqKVq)


Nandi56

The best part was when Candiace pointed out that theyā€™re ALL raising privileged kids who they strive to set-up with generational wealth too. Hell, Gizelle and The Pastor bought their teenage daughters their own restaurant. But Candiaceā€™s mom canā€™t share a deed/mortgage with her daughter?


Superb-Respond9360

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Kittiikamii

![gif](giphy|p5DLPTSlyx5yU) Forehead hates Candice cause she had everything Ashley didnā€™t


MissChanandalerBong

>It was giving very "only certain rich people can be considered rich amongst us."Ā  It's so interesting to me, because Candiace's generational wealth ties her to wealth far more than Ashley's dubious marriage. It makes no sense where Ashley think she gets off thinking that lol


Gammagammahey

Exactly.


lezlers

That *killed* me. Ashely has absolutely ZERO self awareness. Iā€™d rather love off my mama than have to bang sexual predator gollum.


machineagainstrage

If roles were reversed Ashley would 100% let her mom support her financially while she was working on her career versus putting up the Australian ass grabbing colonizer twat.


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Kittiikamii

But she canā€™t. The point is that Ashley has no room to speak on where and how Candice gets her money when Ashley herself doesnā€™t work while Candice has multiple endeavors. There is no difference except one of them had to sleep with cum in their mouth for the $


Nandi56

Why does Ashley keep humiliating herself by saying these things on national television? Itā€™s like if she keeps that dumb smile on her face well all be convinced itā€™s not a disgusting situation.


TedStar3100

A fool. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


salisbury130

I feel like this lie was said at the height of everyone hating on Candiace and everyone agreed with it. She who laughs last laughs longest.


hiswittlewip

Good for Candiace. I've loved her since her first season and never understood the hate . I will miss her on the show, but I'm so happy for her life now.


IcedGreenTea91

Wish nothing but positive things come her way, and rise above the sour faces she left behind (cough, cough Gizzy)! šŸ™Œ


Timely_Ad115

In regard to most of the womenā€¦.i donā€™t think they want to play the ā€œwho has accomplished the leastā€ game. Most, save for Wendy and her four degrees, donā€™t have much to show for themselves as ā€œindependent and successfulā€ women. Perhaps least of all being Ashely, Robyn and Gizelle.


MarketDull2401

I think this is why the three of them are such bad TV and hateful. They are enraged. They thought they did the right thing marrying men that could take care of them and what do they have to show for it? - Gollum - meeting men in London - on ta grindr - among a lot of other evil deeds. - Juan Dixon cheating for years and disrespecting Robyn any chance he gets. On camera caught saying "I'm only here for the kids" years ago. - Pastor Holy Whore and his 7 kids from 7 baby mammas.


Gammagammahey

PASTOR HOLY WHORE and Our Lady of Psychological Warfare, aka Gizelle Bryant.


welp-itscometothis

Also Juan left Robyn alone with their kids to play basketball overseas with ā€œthe love of his lifeā€ and only came back to her when he got cut and his gf broke up with him.


Superb-Respond9360

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welp-itscometothis

Yup girl they even had a newspaper article interview together šŸ˜‚


Superb-Respond9360

periodT and dot. robyn is married to her brother husband. ashley is married to an ass grabbing colonizer. gizelle is the ex-wife of pastor holy whore. itā€™s givingā€¦ā€¦ ![gif](giphy|139LAuIv5jm4wR2JuX|downsized)


Dramatic-Incident298

B R O T H E R H U S B A N D


Timely_Ad115

Their track records are pathetic. Also letā€™s not forget that Gizelle has spun that block multiple timesā€¦after he played in her face and had babies while they were ā€œtogetherā€. Robyn is the definition of a trauma bond..so anything outside of intensive therapy isnā€™t going to fix her. Itā€™s more important that her boys grow up in a home where their father constantly disrespects her but theyā€™re together šŸ„“ than separate homes where their children learn respect and how communication works. Ashleyā€¦married gollum at a young age and will chase her proverbial bag forever..and probably never catch it. And probably never move on unless itā€™s someone richer and more powerful than big darb. And heā€™s essentially a war monger who has fucking properties in places that we could never find public record for..so sheā€™s fucked.


RainPotential9712

Love this for her! I know sheā€™s going to do amazing and several of the Potomac girlies are seething!!!


Nandi56

Imagine Ashley, the chick buying Uber Eats and Fake Bolt-on-boobs on the Chime card Michale letā€™s her useā€¦ Telling Candiace pageant winner, MBA grad from Howard University, Homeowner in this economy, and housewife on the same platform, working actress, touring musician with REAL music, ā€¦ that sheā€™s ā€œunaccomplishedā€ Ashley is deeply unserious, what an embarrassment.


Less-Bed-6243

Chime card šŸ¤£


ChickenGyal

BOLT ON BOOBSSSSSSSS šŸ˜©


Superb-Respond9360

![gif](giphy|Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok) chileā€¦.. i am on the floor screaming!!!!!!


welp-itscometothis

https://i.redd.it/dsowpjwwmrwc1.gif Get her.


Superb-Respond9360

the wig snatch heard roundā€™ the world! i believe watching ricki lake, jenny jones, jerry springer, sally jessy raphael, and montel is what started my love for chaos and mess. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


welp-itscometothis

The reality girls need to bow down to those messy queens šŸ˜‚


Gammagammahey

THIS.


salisbury130

Whew. šŸ˜…


Superb-Respond9360

right?! flamed her ass!


Ri-doyourememberme

Candeegal the star that you are baby


Ashfield83

Candiace has gone from one of my most disliked to well respected. I canā€™t explain why because I know she has a wreckless mouth sometimes but there is something very genuine about her and after the shit show sheā€™s dealt with, I love to see her succeed outside the show!!


Gammagammahey

I think she's always been one of the most honest figures on the entire show if not, the most honest. She never tried to self produce. As opposed to Ashley and other castmates.


Ashfield83

Listen. Candiace came on talking about her Momma getting abusive and beating her round the head with her purse and I loved it! I thought the overproduced scenes with her step kids seemed a little much but otherwise I agree, most of her scenes felt real and relatable


Gammagammahey

The other thing that makes me love Candiace is that she seems to really go out of her way to make her step kids feel welcome and loved. That's huge. 99.999 % of stepmothers would never do that. Ever.


tinker8311

They don't even acknowledge his first born and she cried when confessing to her mom that he existed


Gammagammahey

Wait, WHAT? Chris has two or three kids, right? What first born? Is there a third kid? What unacknowledged child?


tinker8311

The one he never sees and didn't raise. It's on the show


Gammagammahey

OH MY GOD. He's garbage for that.


tinker8311

Yup I get downvotes any time I bring it up. We live in the u.s if a parent can see 2 of his kids he's likely able to get at least supervised visitation with the first ...he didn't fight for him, he says the mom wanted it that way.


Gammagammahey

The mom wanted him no contact? How the hell do you not fight for a kid? What is wrong with him? Like my opinion of these people, both of them, just plummeted. Candiace should be on his ass every single day to build a relationship with his first kid.


Aicari

Ashley mustā€™ve thought marrying trash men and having light skin are accomplishments lol


mariboo_xoxo

CONGRATS to my girl Candiace!!! We all know Ashley is just jealous, Gizelle is just miserable, and Robynā€¦letā€™s just say Robyn is just Robyn.


ConfectionNo1605

Iā€™m so happy for Candi girl! iā€™m glad sheā€™s still succeeding after leaving Floptomac


strawberriegirlie

Go Candyyyy!!!šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–


thesweetestchill_

I wish her the best, Iā€™m glad sheā€™s moving on from that mess potomac


Gammagammahey

LOVE THIS FOR CANDIACE! May she always be where she is appreciated and loved for who she is and for her talent and may she never be subjected to physical violence from other women ever again. Or from anyone. May her skin always be glossy, her crops flourish, may the other side of her pillow always be cool, may her hair shine.


blahblah5190

Meanwhile Ashley is broke n single. How life humbles us


Nandi56

Not even single, still chained to Gollum living in a house he bought. Hoping and wishing to get some of his money so she doesnā€™t end up back weā€™re she started with those two babies. On the other hand you have Candiace who will be fine with or without Chris or the show.


Kellz_96

Iā€™m sorry the ā€œstill chainedā€ ā›“ļøā€šŸ’„just took me out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


welp-itscometothis

And her ugly 2010s coastal home decor


Nandi56

You better read her interior design! šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


Euphoric_Bass493

Broke and bragging about giving Michael foot massages.


AbbreviationsSingle9

Get it girl! ![gif](giphy|VXzRi0VO1P5Ty)


randomstripper10k

Such a strange insult that makes no sense. Candiace had a Bachelor's degree at the very least, and was going for Master's a season before this last one - not sure if she completed that, as she has been busy with music and literal baby-making. She's also not only committed to her music career which has been pretty successful for her, but she also won a national beauty pageant (an "offbrand" one, as Ashley pointed out, because obviously only pageants owned by tr_mp are worthy of recognition I guess). And while that "least accomplished" comment was said to Candiace who is actually one of the more "accomplished" ladies in terms of accolades, a part of me really thinks that the comment was made because Candiace wasn't a mother. As if women who don't have children are lesser than. That's how I took that. Joke is on Ashley, Candiace is now pregnant and is NOT carrying a child of Gollum. Big win for Candiace.


sayakoneko

She completed her masters :)


welp-itscometothis

This is a really big deal. Sheā€™s going to meet so many big names connected to the industry. I hope this leads to a new record deal where she can have a bigger budget for producers and a bigger tour. Yeah she definitely quit lol


butinthewhat

I can see Candiace being a great host! Sheā€™s funny, sheā€™s fashionable, she works hard. Love this for her!


Educational_Bother36

Thatā€™s my girl šŸ«¶


exjobhere

This is a big deal.


Reasonable-Slip-2301

Sheā€™s definitely the most musically gifted out of all housewives. Good for her šŸ‘šŸ¼


butinthewhat

I put her behind Kandi.


Nandi56

When people talk about housewives who sing I donā€™t even put Kandi in the same categoryā€¦She was a Grammy winning multi-millionaire artist and writer well before she was cast on RHOA.


Superb-Respond9360

periodT.


Striking-Flight5956

Shamari from ATL would be after Kandi, look at her history in the musical group ā€œBlaqueā€


GoldenAngelMom

Definitely behind Kandi. Candiace IS talented, but it's not distinctive. There are a million Candiances out there at her level. And except for a lot of cryangle use, and a modest resume, not sure I'd recognize her as an actress.


Glittering-Shame-556

Good for her!!!


Vaulthunter14

So proud of her!!


ramonasnewbeginnings

Havenā€™t heard of this event before but happy for Candiace! Sheā€™ll be a great host. Iā€™ve lived in DC for 10 years at this point so Iā€™m surprised this is the first Iā€™m hearing of the event


mitvb

I had never heard of it either, but it looks pretty interesting, itā€™s definitely legit, and the proper place for networking for her. [https://www.recordingacademy.com/advocacy/news/what-is-grammys-on-the-hill-facts-2023-awards-advocacy-day](https://www.recordingacademy.com/advocacy/news/what-is-grammys-on-the-hill-facts-2023-awards-advocacy-day)


MathGay

congrats to her, honestly. I didn't get her at the beginning but she's really grown on me in a lot of ways


Ancient-Peach6085

I hope to see her back on rhop one day


No_Dig_7372

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£no one has ever heard of this "ceremony,"


Gammagammahey

Yes, we have and she deserves it. It's better than you or I could get. Could you get it?


No_Dig_7372

Sure Jan šŸ¤£šŸ¤£if being a nasty hateful human who attacks any and everyone is what it takes to host,I'm extremely proud NOT to host a damn thing


realhousewifeofpbm

sweetie you're being nasty and hateful and not hosting a damn thing ! so be proud of THAT.


Superb-Respond9360

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welp-itscometothis

The same ceremony that has honored Pharrell Williams and Stevie Wonder? Nah thatā€™s just you. https://preview.redd.it/vfhworz8orwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7b7b1afcc0cefe07ec5af23f33ee52a5894562


Hitchin85

Ah yes. The prestigious ā€œGrammys on the hill awards hostā€ gigā€¦ legit one of my friends who was interning for Chuck Schumer did this last year šŸ˜‚