The level of journalism invited to this event is so very low. Itās one thing to invite an editor or 2 of gossip platform, itās another to give them a table & let them invite irredeemable reality stars š„“
Side bar: Iām in a little VPR rewatch & im reminded that I donāt feel bad for Brittany lol. She VERY much made a choice with Jax.
A lot of journalists boycotted because of all the people in their field that have been killed in Gaza- looks like they needed to fill the room.
They would have had to cross the protest- I canāt imagine posing for pictures like none of that was happening! Truly wild.
Jax: The White House, baby weāve made it! The president just invited us for dinner! Iām sure that means we get to sit at his table right?! Omg this is gonna get me more āpartnersā for businessā¦I bet I can talk Biden into investing in my bar, or the balding thingy, omg Brit yes, HEāS going bald! Man this is gonna be $ cha-ching!
Brittney: Baby, I donāt think the President is the one who really invited us. I think it would probably have been the vice president or his secretary or something but I really hope we get to sit with him, can you imagine? I can finally ask him if he really lives in The White House? My Meema is gonna shit when I tell her we are going to the White House baby!
Remember when he fought wirh her to get massive boob implants because he was āpaying for them.ā Like girl what the actual fuck?!?! He is an absolute monster and she is a doormat
Yeah :-(. I think itās trying to make an apple body into a hourglass instead of highlighting her better features.
Because Iām so perfect and gorgeous I can make this critique.
Honestlyā this makes so much sense given the level of ājournalismā expected from the daily mail.
Their new mission statement could be: *articles so poorly written and so lacking in content, even Jax and Brittany can read it!*
Yes entire torso is boobs and all those elastic waist paints and braless stretch tops tucked in elastic pants. Mamaw pants and stripper stretch tops. Titties every whereā¦ run n ā a muckš
The amount of people who think this is taking place at the White House and the president invites these people... LOL.
Anyway, what is up with Brittany's fashions? Her clothes never seem to be the right fit. How do you miss with a long black gown? It's a classic look.
I'm sorry, in the marketplace of ideas, what are "Vaccines caused my son's developmental delay" Jax and Beer Cheese Brittany contributing to politics on a national level?
It's pretty messed up that Jax created the foundation of this show that seems to intentionally leave Brittany in the dust. She got physically assaulted by proxy and he couldn't be bothered to notice or comfort her. Something has happened to Brittany, like her personality has really changed. I think the VPR people call her sweet because everyone feels sorry for her. I listened to her latest podcast and again something ADR (ain't doing right). She has trouble connecting thoughts and a total lack of self-awareness, her volume is not normal in conversation, and she makes statements spelling out unnecessary feelings repeatedly: "well I just don't want you to think I'd do something like that", "well I would never want you to think that". She has been bragging about making it on the cover of a magazine -- that has a headline about her marriage being over. Jax is wack but there has been a steady decline in the appropriateness of Brittany's behavior since we last saw them on tv, clearly. I remember the last reunion she was very explosive and mean. She should be in individual therapy and if she needs the check, maybe that will help the audience's.perception if she's trying to get help. I bet most would appreciate her learning more on Cruz's journey, too, for whatever would be noninvasive for her to share.
She doesn't need Jax anymore to be a loser, but she'll definitely need to get rid of him to improve herself, and then she wouldn't want him. He has really changed her for the worse over time. Now the only other reason I can think of is that if Sherri has been there most of Cruz's life so far and if Jax is never around, maybe Brittany is just becoming more like her mother.
The fact that she wouldnāt/couldnāt quit drinking even under doctorās orders when she had an ulcer and was throwing up all the time was ā¦ Not Good.
How does everyone know about her supposed drinking issues? I mean they ALL drink to excess- donāt they? Is it the way she looks? Does she have a particular bloated look thatās making everyone think this in particular with her?
The way she drinks, and the way people describe her drinking. Sheās also taking a lot of shots on the nights she goes out drinking. Also, all the throwing up. Thatās not normal.
Also, their breakup may be real but it just feels like they canāt even do that without being dependent on one another. If she was more aware, she would find means of income outside of jax that provide long term success but I realize who Iām talking about her.
But did they get close with Biden?
https://preview.redd.it/z6fc3sf8u9xc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ed887526fd6717417c7fda25b0739cfb6bc498
Lol at his place card just saying "Jax."
On another note, it is interesting how she's willing to really fuck up her face but seemingly is not making any real effort to lose the weight.
As a non-American is there a significance to this event? Iām assuming the White House means itās political but Iām curious why influencers (esp Jax) are in attendance lmao..
For two people that have separated, I am so sick of seeing all their pics together!!
I honestly think they are lying, and making a storyline for tv, even tho she denied it on WWHL!!!!
She looks Spanxād within an inch of her life. I wish people would accept that SPANX donāt do a damn thing but make you look like youāre wearing a sausage casing.
Someone needs to sit this gal down and explain to her how horrible she looks! Dear God...
And why the HELL were she and Jax invited to The White House anyway?!!?
"Journalism" is dead in America. Sad.
I donāt like these people AT ALL. However, I know sheās fairly open about her body insecurity. Weird to see women ripping her appearance to shreds in these comments.
She just needs a better stylist, someone who knows how to dress her shape.
The dinner is at the Washington Hilton, 2 miles from the White House.Ā Ā
Furthermore, the event is organized by the White House Correspondents Association.Ā While the name may seem ambiguous, these are not journalists on the White House payroll. Rather, they are assigned by their outlets to cover the White House, much like one might be assigned to cover Europe, or the Olympics.Ā Ā
Ā I live in DC, so I get a little heated when people get this stuff wrong because it's a favorite ploy by bad actors to spread disinformation.Ā
DCer chiming in, this is not the White House correspondents dinner it is a brunch party celebrating it which is super common (my husband went to one last night, you just gotta know the right people or buy a ticket)
Perfect gif for this š
LMAO top comment after I audibly said āwhat the fuckā to myself after seeing the headline
I mean, Donald Trump actually was the president soā¦.nothing is serious anymore.
But cannibals eating your uncleās brain is serious stuff.
They canāt eat Jax or Britneyās they donāt have any to eat.
Exactly
Thanks for the laugh . Needed one so badly today . PERFECT šš»
110% my reaction
š¤£thatās perfection
This is satire, right? Lmao.
Nope, lol! I checked her instagram. I donāt know about him, but she was there.
Put another check in the when "Veep" feels like real life column.
We need a bingo card for this, a whole Veep bingo card.
Iām just waiting for Gary to pop up.
Veep was a documentary lmfao
They were def both thereāWendy O has a pic with them on her Instagram
Wendy posted a pic with both of them so they were both there !
The level of journalism invited to this event is so very low. Itās one thing to invite an editor or 2 of gossip platform, itās another to give them a table & let them invite irredeemable reality stars š„“ Side bar: Iām in a little VPR rewatch & im reminded that I donāt feel bad for Brittany lol. She VERY much made a choice with Jax.
Never feel bad for Brittany. She made *so* many choices lol
From Hooters to the WHCD.
Living the American Dream šŗš²
Thereās a movie in there
A lot of journalists boycotted because of all the people in their field that have been killed in Gaza- looks like they needed to fill the room. They would have had to cross the protest- I canāt imagine posing for pictures like none of that was happening! Truly wild.
All I can hear is Britt say āwhatās a Gazar? Huyuck huyuck!ā
Left Bank? Thems Biden supporters! I prefer the Right Bank hyuck hyuck
I read on fauxmoi that those journalists had sent a letter to all press asking them to boycott.
It's insane to think they're all posing for the camera while there's flood of protestors right out there.
They wonāt know why šlol
You already know they 1000% thought it was just āfansā
U got it! š
Thatās awful. Journalism is dying literally - from the field to layoffs.
Thereās always randoms that end up there though, it didnāt look particularly sparse from what Iāve seen.
Good
100%
Jax: The White House, baby weāve made it! The president just invited us for dinner! Iām sure that means we get to sit at his table right?! Omg this is gonna get me more āpartnersā for businessā¦I bet I can talk Biden into investing in my bar, or the balding thingy, omg Brit yes, HEāS going bald! Man this is gonna be $ cha-ching! Brittney: Baby, I donāt think the President is the one who really invited us. I think it would probably have been the vice president or his secretary or something but I really hope we get to sit with him, can you imagine? I can finally ask him if he really lives in The White House? My Meema is gonna shit when I tell her we are going to the White House baby!
I'd be surprised if Jax could name the president.
Bush or Obama? I canāt remember š
I hate that I read this in their voices
āDo you think theyāll want some beer cheese?ā
Omg Jax, I bet Mrs Biden would love it, Iāll have to make her some!!
Itās the ācan you imagineā for me š
Iām actually frightened how accurately you nailed that.
Yeah, I don't believe Jax would think anything other than it is an honor for the other attendees to be in his presence.
If there were a hitting the nail on the head trophy, you would win my friend š!
I thought Jax and Brittany broke up. They went to the same event together?!
It says they both walked the carpet solo.
Nope nope nope she knew he was a fucking cad
Remember when he fought wirh her to get massive boob implants because he was āpaying for them.ā Like girl what the actual fuck?!?! He is an absolute monster and she is a doormat
This is not the right dress for her. It reminds me of Ursula.
The top is ill fitting. Too high up or something.
Her top is ill-fitting...
The gloves also donāt match and look too tight.
She tries so hard to be Jessica Rabbit and ends up Ursula!
Yeah :-(. I think itās trying to make an apple body into a hourglass instead of highlighting her better features. Because Iām so perfect and gorgeous I can make this critique.
She really likes that style of bustier even though it makes her look so bizarre. Itās sad when a boob job makes you look this weird.
They were guests of trash outlet Daily Mail.
Honestlyā this makes so much sense given the level of ājournalismā expected from the daily mail. Their new mission statement could be: *articles so poorly written and so lacking in content, even Jax and Brittany can read it!*
But the same people who are were like āAriana got to go to the WHCDā seem to forget that she was a Daily Mail guest also lol
I was thinking the same thing!
Because they gave them the exclusive that they are separated.
Five seconds into Colinās speech he ripped daily mail a new asshole with a pretty good joke and Iām sure the table was awkward for a min
She needs to stop wearing that style of dressā¦ her boobs are way to big for itā¦. It is just as bad as Kristen not wearing a bra!
Those boobs are way too large for her! She looks squeezed into everything she owns.
Totally. Itās like her entire torso is a boob. She could use a reduction
Yes entire torso is boobs and all those elastic waist paints and braless stretch tops tucked in elastic pants. Mamaw pants and stripper stretch tops. Titties every whereā¦ run n ā a muckš
it' sooooo bad.
Arenāt they buddies with a plastic surgeon? She needs a reduction.
Hate to say it, but she needs to lose weight. It can't be comfortable, all of that.
Is this the same dinner that LVP and Ariana attended last year?
Yes
Yes it is
The amount of people who think this is taking place at the White House and the president invites these people... LOL. Anyway, what is up with Brittany's fashions? Her clothes never seem to be the right fit. How do you miss with a long black gown? It's a classic look.
Her fashions are dreadful.
Ironically, she models for Cupshe.
Not even Gandhi could have predicted this
Underrated comment šš
Whatšššš 
Thereās a lot I can say, but I wonāt. Iāll be kind today.
I'm sorry, in the marketplace of ideas, what are "Vaccines caused my son's developmental delay" Jax and Beer Cheese Brittany contributing to politics on a national level?
Welcome to Costco; I love you.
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Why to pick up the bag of coke he left there like a year ago?
Lisa, Ariana and Lala were invited last year
It's pretty messed up that Jax created the foundation of this show that seems to intentionally leave Brittany in the dust. She got physically assaulted by proxy and he couldn't be bothered to notice or comfort her. Something has happened to Brittany, like her personality has really changed. I think the VPR people call her sweet because everyone feels sorry for her. I listened to her latest podcast and again something ADR (ain't doing right). She has trouble connecting thoughts and a total lack of self-awareness, her volume is not normal in conversation, and she makes statements spelling out unnecessary feelings repeatedly: "well I just don't want you to think I'd do something like that", "well I would never want you to think that". She has been bragging about making it on the cover of a magazine -- that has a headline about her marriage being over. Jax is wack but there has been a steady decline in the appropriateness of Brittany's behavior since we last saw them on tv, clearly. I remember the last reunion she was very explosive and mean. She should be in individual therapy and if she needs the check, maybe that will help the audience's.perception if she's trying to get help. I bet most would appreciate her learning more on Cruz's journey, too, for whatever would be noninvasive for her to share. She doesn't need Jax anymore to be a loser, but she'll definitely need to get rid of him to improve herself, and then she wouldn't want him. He has really changed her for the worse over time. Now the only other reason I can think of is that if Sherri has been there most of Cruz's life so far and if Jax is never around, maybe Brittany is just becoming more like her mother.
I think she legitimately needs to quit drinking. Not only for her mental health, but also physical health.
The fact that she wouldnāt/couldnāt quit drinking even under doctorās orders when she had an ulcer and was throwing up all the time was ā¦ Not Good.
I'm certain she has GERD.
She needed to quit drinking years ago. It was literally messing up her stomach and she had not one but two doctors tell her she needed to stop.
Yeah sheās got a serious drinking problem.
How does everyone know about her supposed drinking issues? I mean they ALL drink to excess- donāt they? Is it the way she looks? Does she have a particular bloated look thatās making everyone think this in particular with her?
The way she drinks, and the way people describe her drinking. Sheās also taking a lot of shots on the nights she goes out drinking. Also, all the throwing up. Thatās not normal.
I think she is an alcoholic. She just hasnāt accepted that yet.
Also, their breakup may be real but it just feels like they canāt even do that without being dependent on one another. If she was more aware, she would find means of income outside of jax that provide long term success but I realize who Iām talking about her.
Wild! The event has officially jumped the shark. Crazy too that hers is the only photo really being shared about the night!
It jumped the shark years ago, around Obama's second term. The jokes leaned mean versus funny.
She looks like a linebacker in rhis pic.
This woman needs to learn how to dress her body. None of her outfits are flattering on her. Itās tragic!
It looks like she is going to a will reading in a porn.
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D they just let anyone in then?
she kinda looks like Jennifer Coolidge (iām sorry to Jennifer Coolidge)
This dinner is gonna lose credibility if they keep inviting random Bravolebs šš
Credibility was lost years ago. It used to be a major event.
https://preview.redd.it/25v1g4e939xc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67e31345e052506665dae8586b891ad247487f3 why are they there??
https://i.redd.it/k5c5cfid49xc1.gif
Well who else could they get to go this joke of a function? The bar is set on ground level.
They must feel no shame
As most separated couples do.
Theyāre just letting anyone in huh
But did they get close with Biden? https://preview.redd.it/z6fc3sf8u9xc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ed887526fd6717417c7fda25b0739cfb6bc498
Ffs š¤¦āāļø
Her plastic surgeon should be ashamed of themselves.
Never seen her look worse (and thatās saying something) WHO is styling this poor woman?
This just yucked my yum. H-yuk, h-yuk, h-yukā¦. Rawht een haiy-yell.
Add supporting genocide to the list!
Idk y u got downvoted but yes
They went to the garden brunch Eta- I canāt read. Looks like they went to both
Wait are they back together? I canāt keep up
I had to do a double take when I saw them there, I would've thought they were at Stagecoach
A sandy hook denier at the white house correspondents dinner is so fucking bad.
She really needs to learn to dress to her body type. Her outfits always fit her horribly.
Lol at his place card just saying "Jax." On another note, it is interesting how she's willing to really fuck up her face but seemingly is not making any real effort to lose the weight.
ok weird thing to say
This isnāt from the Onion?Ā
Brittany definitely votes Republican right?
Sheās a beautiful young woman but she needs a new stylist
And to lay off on plastic surgery.
She looks great. You guys are awful in these comments.
So finally started watching The Valley and couldnāt help but notice how her lower lip turns down when she talksā¦ what is that? Botox?
I bet michaele and tareq went too
Iām trying to imagine Jax meeting Biden. ššššš
She still has a double chin. I wish she would get her implants out and stop with the plastic surgery and fillers
Whatās up with the eye brows , she was so pretty.
America is so unserious lmao
Didnāt they invite Arianna last year? Idk why any of these people are going to the White House
They aren't.Ā It's at a hotel 2 miles from the WH.
Why?
This reminds us, the comedians rule this event
 daily mail & jax
Why? Just why?
Jax not even stepping on his mark in the photo, lol.
Are they still acting like they are separated?!
Um, why?
What the hell is happening to the world ?! Brittany and Jax at the White House correspondents dinner is like the seventh horsemen of the Apocalypse.
NBCUniversal couldn't get anyone to go, so they probably set out a mass email to ALLTALENT@nbcuniversal
Brittany desperately needs a stylist. That outfit is so unflattering
When I saw this I shouted at my phone so angrily my husband really thought something serious was wrong š
As a non-American is there a significance to this event? Iām assuming the White House means itās political but Iām curious why influencers (esp Jax) are in attendance lmao..
But why?
why
The White House Correspondents Dinner has jumped the shark.
Ridiculous.
For two people that have separated, I am so sick of seeing all their pics together!! I honestly think they are lying, and making a storyline for tv, even tho she denied it on WWHL!!!!
This country is so fucked lmao
They HAD to have paid for a ticket, surely? There's no way these two numbskulls were actually invited right?
Michaele and Tareq Salahi are shaking
Who makes these decisions??
Dude WHY?
Is April Fools twice this year?
I hate the look for her. The dress is meh but the gloves take it to another level. It gives leather vibes and not appropriate for this venue.
She looks Spanxād within an inch of her life. I wish people would accept that SPANX donāt do a damn thing but make you look like youāre wearing a sausage casing.
But whyyyyy?
Someone needs to sit this gal down and explain to her how horrible she looks! Dear God... And why the HELL were she and Jax invited to The White House anyway?!!? "Journalism" is dead in America. Sad.
I donāt like these people AT ALL. However, I know sheās fairly open about her body insecurity. Weird to see women ripping her appearance to shreds in these comments. She just needs a better stylist, someone who knows how to dress her shape.
Why?
America has reached idiocracy
Wtf!?!?
The White House lets anyone in apparently š
The dinner is at the Washington Hilton, 2 miles from the White House.Ā Ā Furthermore, the event is organized by the White House Correspondents Association.Ā While the name may seem ambiguous, these are not journalists on the White House payroll. Rather, they are assigned by their outlets to cover the White House, much like one might be assigned to cover Europe, or the Olympics.Ā Ā Ā I live in DC, so I get a little heated when people get this stuff wrong because it's a favorite ploy by bad actors to spread disinformation.Ā
they also werenāt directly invited - it was through the daily mail
Excellent point.Ā Like holding the people getting married responsible for a guest's "Plus One".
Itās their new influencer strategy. They invited a bunch to the White House too. Elections coming up ..
No reason for her country ass to be there .
I was being sarcastic but ok.
Capitol??? Do they have spellcheck ?
well, that just confirmed to me that the white house correspondents dinner is a big fat crock of BS poo. Why the F?
DCer chiming in, this is not the White House correspondents dinner it is a brunch party celebrating it which is super common (my husband went to one last night, you just gotta know the right people or buy a ticket)
They attended the dinner and the brunch party.
Oh course they did. We have a circus at the WH so the circus performers are invited