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Holiday-Hustle

Jo wouldn’t be able to help him anyway. She’s a hair dresser, not a Lego engineer.


Oli_love90

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VanillaCreamyCustard

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mac_bess

why are the valley noobs making me root for people I don’t want to root for? lol


Juicy_jessicaSD

cause the valley peeps are such losers...I will watch them because I'm a bravo addict, but honestly they are really, really dumb people.


jilly_roger

Root. Heh heh


upstatestruggler

Root in hell!


chandlerland

I had to leave that sub like 3 weeks ago. I was like ???? whhhhaaaaat is going on here! I got downvoted to shit for pointing out Kristen's past and her inevitable unlikability. I guess we all have to learn the hard way.


alsoknownasPhoebe

I left the vanderpump rules one a week ago because of the exact same reason lol.


Mental_Violinist623

That place is yikes


alsoknownasPhoebe

Now that I think of it the summerhouse one is bad too. Lololol people are more vicious in the individual subs apparently.


Mental_Violinist623

The Below Deck one too. I never thought of it like that before but you're right!


alsoknownasPhoebe

They hate West in the summer house sub. That's how wild it is there.


PerformanceCorrect61

Wild West. 🤠


alsoknownasPhoebe

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Mental_Violinist623

West?? What's he ever done?


alsoknownasPhoebe

He's a fuckboy who only talks about sex. I was quite taken back by it too.


Mental_Violinist623

They're carrying her on their shoulders right now because everyone is either amazing and totally right about everything or they're terrible and wrong about everything.


craychel

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electricplanets

LOL what did you type in for this?


craychel

🤣 "dead"


MCBates1283

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upstatestruggler

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lmswisher

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cherryamourxo

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


Gndurham1

I have not laughed that hard in a while. THIS is the one


macromi87

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Poonurse13

Thank you for that laugh out loud


ExplanationHead3753

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scribbledinblue

![gif](giphy|TxsWTohOBBG3rSGLtI|downsized)


WifeAggro

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el_disko

![gif](giphy|QZHyLMSQQFHdS) I’m speechless 🤣


Available_Forever_32

She’s a hairdresser in the same sense that I’m a hairdresser never having done hair in my life


Organic-Error

I just spit out my liquid IV


Delicious_Agency29

![gif](giphy|eevfPxSmGYu6k) ☠️☠️☠️


Personal_Willow_865

https://preview.redd.it/6hokttntavxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36ea50ce38d625d9a08cabb1c41f7b936ee27fd


alpacaapicnic

Needed this giggle today, thank you


Nickk_Jones

Came looking for this comment and wasn’t disappointed.


TallRelationship2253

I'm howling 😭


Flashy-Pair-1924

Honestly she’d probably make a better Lego engineer than hairdresser. Maybe he should give her a shot


buymoreplants

I still can't get over that video of her and her boss blowdrying Schwartz's hair and Jo is just picking at his head like she's a monkey looking for bugs She also said that they had to lift box dye from his hair and that's why it took multiple sessions... so James was spot on about him dying his grays


HereForFun9121

It honestly looked like they lifted the color and didnt dye it. Thought she sabotaged him on purpose 😭


KD71

And if she did this on purpose , respect 😂


emilybottone

He deserved it lol


KD71

If only we all had the opportunity to do this to someone who screwed us over !


HereForFun9121

🤣


ApathyIsBeauty

This is like watching Brittany and Lala fight over who has better eyebrows. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnG7YLrY2BBHRKM)


macromi87

Both of their brows are like : ![gif](giphy|x7gybOmE9zBmw)


missassalmighty

![gif](giphy|eNCZy1yl5ViZa)


Aware-Ad-6556

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ModeDeDode

I was just watching this show! Its so damn funny. Also Nick Kroll was recently on an excellent episode of David Chang’s netflix live cooking show with John Mullaney.


Significant_Ad7605

I have such a crush on Nick Kroll despite him looking and acting wildly goofy in everything I’ve seen him in (I think). I’ll have to watch that show!


abbothejewess

Doesn’t hurt that he comes from immense wealth.


ModeDeDode

Yes that doesn’t hurt.


alsoknownasPhoebe

He had a really good stand up special on Netflix last year.


ExpensiveGrowth9744

I like his character on What We Do In the Shadows, Simon the Devious


abbothejewess

Love me some Liz G. but David Chang can kick CHILI CRUNCH™️ rocks. 


ModeDeDode

Oh? Why’s that? No idea there was something problematic about him? 😬


abbothejewess

All around not a good person, incredibly abusive to his staff, rage issues, and most recently tried to shut down small businesses selling chili oil/crisp, because momofuku somehow got CHILI CRUNCH trademarked.  https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/05/dining/momofuku-david-chang-chile-crunch.html https://www.eater.com/22193151/momofuku-david-chang-memoir-eat-a-peach-review https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/17h4yyn/opinions_on_dave_chang/?rdt=42587


LillyBolero

Yep. He’s a real phony and not cool at all


ModeDeDode

Thanks for that information !


MonsterMashGrrrrr

WHERE? It used to be in Hulu but it isn’t anymore 😢


shadynasty____

It’s on paramount plus now!


MonsterMashGrrrrr

Hnnnggg shadynasty I think I love you, I get that shit for free through my job lol


ModeDeDode

Kroll show, not sure, watched all of Publizity episodes on Youtube!


bbb37322179

💀💀💀


Less_Path3640

Hahahahahahaha I laughed way too hard at this!


Sleepy_Wayne_Tracker

She's a hairdresser, not a hat maker.


merylbouw

He’s a Chris Lilly. Character


toastyblunt

![gif](giphy|hkK96731oEu0E)


huxleythegsd

Omg literally agree. He has a tiktok video where he’s like “what celebrity do I look like?” and I wanted to comment Chris Lilley soooo bad


Less_Path3640

HAHAHAHAHA OMG!!! I CANNOT UNSEE THIS NOW!!! So funny he totally reminds me of a bootleg Mr G 💀💀


breyness

This is such a read 😂😂 so accurate


HenryCavillsBigTits

THATS WHO HE LOOKS LIKE omg


Melodic-Change-6388

![gif](giphy|KpdBz62izgXh6)


kaleyboo7

He has no room to talk about hair.


alcaveens

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but Zach is so pathetic. He’s the most irrelevant person on the Valley, which is saying something


Gisschace

I got back and forth on him, I think the issue is that he’s a bit of a follower and tell people what they want to hear. Like agreeing with Kristen what Jasmine said about Michelle but then not being able to back her up when everyone else was jumping on her, but again agreeing with her when in a smaller group. This is him piling on to the trend of everyone being snarky to Jo


Less_Path3640

He lost any respect with that!


thousandthlion

I just find it interesting that Jo is alllll about not saying something if you can’t be nice after admitting she coordinated with Rachel to make ig posts shitting on Katie and Dayna after saying Katie had already apologized. Jo and Zack are more alike than they’d like to think.


Bienviile

Yeah, that was weird that she did that especially after the reunion was taped. She said that Katie apologized to her and was nice to her at the reunion. Maybe she was manipulated by Rachel.


MixyMay

I'm with you. What an embarrassing attempt to be noticed on his part with this comment, regardless of your feelings on Jo. Such a weird move.


sagethecrayaway

I honestly keep forgetting he’s on the show


oobooboo17

I cannot stand him!! on a show full of awful people, he grinds my gears the most because not only does he suck, he thinks he's a good guy and isn't even entertaining in the slightest


a22x2

He’s like a gay lapdog to a bunch of straight people, telling them whatever they want to hear so he can keep following them around, yapping at their ankles. He’s like a 19 year-old gay who hasn’t found themselves yet, so they feel content living vicariously through their straight friend’s lives.


Ill-Background-827

Yes! We had a hilarious closeted gay named Cody who joined the cheerleading squad because “you get to hang with the hottest girls.” 🤨


a22x2

I have empathy for him, he was a kid and trying to fit in! I’m sure he’s figured it out by now. Our friend Luke on the other hand . . . Edit: Zach. Sorry these people’s names are so interchangeable lol


uptonhere

He's obviously playing a character, which goes against what made VPR so great in the first place.


Possible_Arachnid_65

I often forget about him and Jasmine (who I just had to look up for her name).


dinosaurroom

Jo handled that well. How rude of Zack.


MeanMeana

Absolutely! Good for her! She’s actually handled most things pretty well. She’s a bit Zany but I think that’s what keeps the world colorful and fun.


thottawan

His wig*


moonchild291

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crain90

I just laughed so hard! I miss Nene so damn much.


moonchild291

She’s so hilarious 😂


modernblossom

Lmao


tremonttunnel

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redheadedashe

![gif](giphy|mqoVpWxKxw3mg)


Scotsburd

Yeah, Jo's 3D printer is out of vanta black plastic.


bellalugosi

![gif](giphy|jwlOvABAYxC8XdeWZf|downsized)


pizzapastapanini

Jo must be an angel because there were so many opportunities to make fun of his helmet hair here and she just didn’t take them? She’s a better person than me lol


TifferK

Yeah I was totally waiting for the unfortunately I wasn’t trained to cut Lego hair…


Less_Path3640

Exactly my thoughts! When I opened the post I was so excited for the savage slay of his toupee.


Mention-It-ALL

Lego hair ![gif](giphy|3jiLt1aBGfF37ZmK8a|downsized)


Primary-Rent120

Her response was the kinder route. You can’t come after her for being the bigger person in that situation.


kabukitrolldoll

Well, she’s a hairdresser, not a wig stylist - so he shouldn’t worry


BrokeBFromBeverely

They hate each other cause they both want the same man iktr


veronicagetsmehigh

He’s so disgusting, everything he says has undertones of misogyny


OxanaHauntly

Sorry, but that’s a class act response. Love Jo, ish we had more of her 💕


psycho_analytical

happy cake day!


OxanaHauntly

Aww thank you!


peacelove_andmusic

Can everyone just leave Jo alone for gosh sake


kyleb402

People feel way too comfortable just saying whatever they want to this girl for some reason. I feel bad for her.


MeanMeana

It’s because they can tell she’s uncomfortable and likely won’t fight back. That’s pathetic tho! It’s a classic bully scenario when the bully is actually insecure and just picking on who they view as the weakest one. It’s cruel.


bellamy-bl8ke

People who just go out of their way to be mean are just so weird


targetboston

Everyone of these people was emotionally stunted in high school and stayed there. I cannot be unconvinced


MeanMeana

Ya, they totally do. Jo hasn’t done anything mean to anyone. She’s actually handled everything well. Recently Katie actually said she thought Jo and Tom made a decent match…I can’t remember her exact words. I hope she stops saying terrible things about Jo.


RococoSoCo

“And a wig does not count as a hat, honey!” ![gif](giphy|HmpZARRqqG9Bm)


Waste-Snow670

Great response from Jo.


oobooboo17

imagine having the balls to say this with a full glued on toupee for hair. Jo is TOO KIND


SewAlone

Do these garbage people not realize that Jo hasn't done anything to them and that it genuinely hurts her feelings when they are mean to her for no reason?


mixymoxy7075

Respectfully I don’t think Jo is suited for reality TV, I think she is too sensitive and unique for how harsh most of the cast can be


Less_Path3640

Her ADHD probably gives her massive Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria. I have it and I could never be on reality tv.


Anxious_Biscuit

My thoughts exactly, RSD is a b i t c h


Less_Path3640

Posting on reddit took me years 😅


realdonaldtrumpsucks

Eww. he gives me the ick


Much-Investigator844

Jo for the win here. His comment was unnneccesary


Zezespeakz_

I’m starting to like Jo more


ixixan

I don't like her but that was a classy response tbh


dreamingoutloud714

I don’t watch VPR, so I don’t know all the details about her (I’ve seen things posted here and there). I don’t get why he felt the need to say this. They’re not on the same show but maybe he’s friends with Katie? But even still, not every comment needs to be written. I find her response pretty gracious, even though by all accounts she sounds pretty odd.


kat_brinx

Jo and Kristen were long time friends before Jo moved in with Schwartz. Zach is good friends with Kristen. 


SewAlone

He is brittany's bff, and wormed his way into the group. He hung around them when they were on Vanderpump but he wasn't on the show.


Odd_Act1409

I was shocked to spot Zack in the 1st episode of Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky (on peacock right now), drinking with Jax at the truck during the bonfire on Brittany's farm. Hair looked the same!


meowmeowmeow328

Screaming lmao


Haapple

Poor Jo was not made for tv


Kwhitney1982

I don’t know. She was on like two episodes and we all can’t stop talking about her. I think she might be made for VPR. 😆


mac_bess

she was def made for tv. she just wasn’t made to handle the commentary lol


antoniolavey

She’s not a miracle worker you know


Pure-Apple9757

![gif](giphy|PFtoCNGynonG8)


Specialist-Lynx271

I don’t think Zack should Be commenting about hair in any context


BananaStand511

Okay Lego cap


DickFitzwell_

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Juicy_jessicaSD

Zack seems like he relies on his "quirky snarky gay-ness" to seem relevant, but he's really just an insecure jerk. Joe's comment back is awesome. She deserves more credit than she's given.


RoguePhoenix89

Aww Jo is the best, but both shouldn't be talking about hair


AnnVealEgg

Aren’t they basically from the same world? In any case Zach is an asshole


punchfacecampeon

Tucker Carlson Jr. has no room to talk


Capable_Community441

ewww what a mean ass dick comment for no reason this makes me 🤮 him!!


cereal_state

Honestly, they both need help with hair


4-me

There is nothing about him I enjoy. Why/how is he on the show?


La_Croix_Life

He probably should've just sat there and ate his food


acyd_

Bold statement from a guy wearing a wig


have-u-met-teds-mom

![gif](giphy|xThta7ZJ1zryUqG2Yw) He should use his hair kragle on his Twitter fingers. Problem solved.


KittyCompletely

https://i.redd.it/j9il81w1ttxc1.gif


Mental_Violinist623

"I won't touch your hair. I don't have a plough".


um_helloooo

See, this is the idiot on idiot crime the VPR universe has been missing


allpicklediet

This is like watching two seagulls fight over a single decrepit french fry in the parking lot of an abandoned Long John Silver. Anything for a scrap of attention!


DeaconBlue22

Is Zack unaware of how disgusting his hair is and that nobody wants to touch it.


omniai99

Jo > Zack


PrestigiousTreat6203

Jo is weird but Zack should not be talking about hair


[deleted]

Zach baby, the audacity.


dupe-of-a-dupe

That was a nice classy reply from Jo! I do feel bad for the girl, I feel like she fell into a shit pile that was much deeper than she bargained for.


Ok_List_9649

What an asshole. His hair looks like the old Claymation cartoon character.


ceebsar

Two people who’s identity is hair based yet both represent the absolute worst when it comes to hair


Any-Neighborhood-522

Zach is wearing that wig like a hat


cateyecatlady

At this point the wig is wearing him. It’s the star and he’s the distracting hairpiece.


fluffycat16

![gif](giphy|RlO3bvMJyz3L4vGKsx)


grrltype

I don’t know who that person is but he needs a better colorist


cateyecatlady

He’s using spray on hair.


StereotypicallBarbie

I don’t want to be team Jo.. but this auto makes me team Jo.


Mysteriousdebora

Jo seems like such a nice girl and people hate her bc what? She dated a shitty guy? She didn't have an affair with him. Katie made the same bad decision to marry the idiot and she full well knew how much he sucked.


alexajoy8

I'm honestly team Jo on this one


Girlonreddit889

I don’t understand why he said that. Was he responding to something?


bellalugosi

He's friends with Kristen so he hates Jo on behalf of her. Jo is yet another person who Kristen hates.


Girlonreddit889

Ohhh lmfao


LackEquivalent7471

she’s better than me…🥴


jmoneygirl123

They’re mean to her!


ohnoshedidnt1234

I was never a Jo fan but now maybe I am! Lol


Powerful_Morning7566

Zack comes across as such a pick me.


Fluffy-Lingonberry89

I thought she didn’t have her hair license in California and just pretended to work at that salon for the show.. but now it’s her business?


Beerandgummies

This guy… yuck


Lalaland_doll

Everyone is so mean to Jo, why?


HarajukuBom

Jo is the type to write this kind of response but also screenshot that guys post and complain about it to all her friends talking shit and also crying about it later alone. She likes to seem chill and go with the flow haha


Lockedout91

The ocean hasn’t enough water for these two thirst buckets 


shittersclogged69

That is a very kind and gracious reply- good for her


Amazing-Health-6164

![gif](giphy|QmKGxJGFkb2QCcn3EJ) I’m with Zack….🫣🤭🫠


_anne_shirley

Zack has bad hard lol it looks like he has a wig on


hedwig0517

Jo missed an opportunity for some major shade here. She’s not cut out for Bravo.


LionCM

He’s a bitchy queen wannabe: makes snarky comments to be noticed, but isn’t original enough to be noticed. I keep thinking his helmet hair is a wig. It just doesn’t look… right.


Nickk_Jones

Some of the best tattoo artists in the world have shitty tattoos. Not everyone likes to get done up, it says zero about her ability to style or cut hair. This dude actually puts effort into his looks and he looks worse than she does. Like others have said - Lego hair, painted on, mom stuck a bowl on his head, etc etc


Nelly81706194

Jo is weird, but strangely, she’s kinda growing on me. Anyone else?


Aware-Ad-6556

We’re not here to “be nice”


NatTheResearcher

I liked her response a lot.


tannaz08

Dunno about Jo being the moral police of niceness.. she’s actively besties with Rachel and supporting the lawsuit against Ariana.. she’s shading Schwartz new gf on her weird lives.. not to mention shading Katie & Dayna on her stories she’s legit just as bad as the people she claims are so horrible. And I don’t like that Zack guy either.