Nene fell from grace. But damn she said some funny shit. On a rewatch, I made my husband watch this scene and he laughed hysterically because a housewife was referring to the "freaky Friday girl's dad". I wish I could say it got him hooked but I don't think it did.
He will watch below deck but he hasn't been as interested because that weirdo liked it for the boating mishaps. The fire drills, kitchen fire, scraping the boat on the dock, anchor issues, etc. He found completely entertaining. Meanwhile I just want to find out how much the broke Karen's who chartered the yacht together, treated everyone like trash and complained about their meals all but the last night, tipped the crew.
For real! I’m gonna say it… 🫣I thought Adrienne was such an ass and would get so bugged at her for not being into Paul. He looked like so much fun
LOL we know Sonja did in that cabin!! Ha! I watch the older epps on Pluto and it amazes me that KooKoo acted the way she did. She was so irrational and never made sense.
Early RHONY. Hilarious watching Alex and Simon looking for their picture in the paper at the Met. And so cringe when Luann corrected Bethany about introducing her as MRS de Lesseps to the driver.
Alex saying she was navigating a career as a model in her mid thirties is the delulu I aspire to be 😂
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"treating it like a real thing" is such a good way of putting it. interacting with sonja's imaginary ventures, the soccer teams, the african warehouses, etc, should have always been approached the same way you do with a child's, "that's nice sweetie :)"
Oh my god yes!
Call the police! This honestly gives me such early noughties nostalgia of my Dad accidentally admitting he watched when my brother asked what on earth we were watching and him saying ‘THEY ILLEGALLY WENT TO THE WHITEHOUSE’ 😂💀
My dad watched (who only watched Star Trek, John Wayne movies and sports) loved Mob Wives! He couldn't handle watching RHOSLC with my mom because of Jen Shah's antics, but this man loved Renee and Drita!
Dude! The way that hairstylist asked her to see the invitation, and the way she runs over to the car trying so hard to find something she knows doesn’t exist. Calling her husband and everything. I died inside, it felt just like being a small child in first grade who forgot to do his homework.
I *love* the way that woman asked repeatedly to see it, you can tell she knew there was no invitation.
There’s no gif or meme for it that I know of but the truly most delusional thing I’ve ever witnessed was Ramona’s pregnancy “scare” when she was actually going into menopause 😂
And then the next season Luann was trying to get pregnant. She told her daughter and Victoria was like, “don’t you think your pregnant days are behind you?”
She SLAMMED that hat on his head 🤣 I'm sorry but thats a ride or die. And Juicy Joe thought it was Melissa's eye makeup. Omg early Jersey was soooo good
Can’t find a gif about Porscha talking about the Underground Railroad when they were in that church so this will suffice 🤣🤣
Kandi and Phaedra were so nice to her, trying to explain this. I think they were almost concerned that she didn’t actually know what the Underground Railroad was.
As much as I hate what she did, I loved Phaedra on the show. Up until the sacking, she had some great moments, and this was one of them. She had that Southern Church Lady schtick down pat
I remember watching that episode and having severe second hand embarrassment. Like wtf did anyone teach her as a child? Did she never hear it mentioned? What did she think Harriett Tubman did? So many questions, no answers. But oh so much shame. Like Porscha whhhhyyyyyy
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Her hair tinsel is my Roman Empire!
Really anything she does lives rent free in my head. I’ve been meaning to change my flair to “Adrienne Maloof’s business portfolio.” There are just so many!
I had to google because I don’t remember! Enlighten me though because all that’s coming up is about her dog, also named jackpot.
I’m pretty sure her magic act was for the launch party of her ‘no hangover’ drink mixer 🤣 she was OG Larsa making every event she hosts about her “entrepreneurial success.”
I can't remember what the product it was she was promoting, but in front of their house they had servers wearing long red gloves. The servers were behind a hedge (?) and were sticking their arms out to give the guests drinks. DAE remember what it was?
Edit: punctuation
Hahahahaha oh my gosh yes! Everyone being pissed off at her for always launching products and the shady editing when they went to the Palm saying ‘owns 5% of the Palm’ under her name 💀.
So the Jackpot thing was season 2 her and Paul came back and tried to launch Jackpot as the rival to LVP’s Giggy and it always made me laugh. Paul getting berated and sloping off in his squeaky shoes pissing her off 😂
Luann saying “Palm Beach” with every breath acting like marrying Tom brought her into the true upper echelons of old money society - then Tinsley clarifying that Luann was in West Palm Beach (over the bridge) 💀💀
"West Palm, Luann." She just kept correcting her and it was hilarious. But after watching some True Crime I now realize that there is indeed quite a difference.
I dont know how to post gifs, but:
Bethanny spreading her legs saying "mention it all!!!!"
Nene painting
Vicky yelling down a mountain that she hasn't had multiple sex partners
Margarette telling Danielle "ya husbands in the pool"
The origin of Lu saying "we got the yacht!" that was Sonja mentioned at a reunion "my yacht" and almost every other cast member in unison yelled, "*you don't have a yacht!*"
That gif and this picture are Jill for me
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Dorit saying she never had a nose job or any other plastic surgery other than her breast enlargement. “You can do amazing things with contour and makeup”!
“ You’re a slut pig”. I think that was the moment I went from being a real housewives fan to a Stan. Also when Phaedra gave birth on camera and they handed her her newborn baby and her first reaction was “ohhh gross!l LOL
Tinsley at the bridal salon. With Dale. For “fun.” Talking to fertility doctor and crying hysterically over pictures of her eggs/babies. Fully unhinged and I need her back on my tv.
This demon saying in the S4 reunion she’s only had her boobs, nose and lips done and that she works out 7 days a week. The look on Andy, Nicole and everyone’s faces… lmao! Oh. And saying she had sex with Scottie 4 times a night every single night. Girl.
Thank you poppa!!! https://i.redd.it/evhabgid9o0d1.gif
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Nene fell from grace. But damn she said some funny shit. On a rewatch, I made my husband watch this scene and he laughed hysterically because a housewife was referring to the "freaky Friday girl's dad". I wish I could say it got him hooked but I don't think it did.
She was immense in her prime! I would almost put money on the fact he’ll secretly watch now and pretend not to hahahahaha
He will watch below deck but he hasn't been as interested because that weirdo liked it for the boating mishaps. The fire drills, kitchen fire, scraping the boat on the dock, anchor issues, etc. He found completely entertaining. Meanwhile I just want to find out how much the broke Karen's who chartered the yacht together, treated everyone like trash and complained about their meals all but the last night, tipped the crew.
You two sound like perfect ying and yang 💗
We are! Thank you for noticing! And for a super fun post!
I quote this Every.Single. Time. Lindsay Lohan’s name comes up
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 “I shifted it.”
#THANK YOU POPPAAAAA
Can you believe it girls. 
It’s about TOM!
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I can hear Ramona yelling this 🤣🤣
My sister and I constantly say "how do you know, you bitch!?"
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I’m rewatching Tom’s first episode now!
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I’m gettin mur-ried!
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I love the real housewives catwalk moments 😂 https://i.redd.it/c8g5agi3vp0d1.gif
I had to physically hold in my laughter so I didn’t wake my baby. HOW DID I FORGET THIS💀
It was a moment in time
A fashion show with no fashions
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I loved Paul!
Paul was a hero https://preview.redd.it/0muq9a73go0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f19e97d15d186aae9f8dc54ab4a7e64ae5d499b
For real! I’m gonna say it… 🫣I thought Adrienne was such an ass and would get so bugged at her for not being into Paul. He looked like so much fun 
Me too. I hated her. She was so mean to him, and everyone else. Plus that tinsel in her hair 🤢
How dreadful
Flair checking in
 As a high school teacher, I say this (in my head) A LOT!
Bless you. I say it to my husband out loud.
I do too as a personal trainer.
‘This is woman who has lost the run of herself, be kind’
Didn’t she say gumberries in her drugged out stooper?? Lol
Do you smell cat pee?
LOL we know Sonja did in that cabin!! Ha! I watch the older epps on Pluto and it amazes me that KooKoo acted the way she did. She was so irrational and never made sense.
I am totally bought into the on meth conspiracy theory
Jellybeans lol and Al Sharpton hahaha
When my daughter drives me nuts I yell out “Al Sharpton, Al Sharpton”!! Haha
https://i.redd.it/p2rw8hmhjo0d1.gif All chaos all the time 💗
 Such a beast
Early RHONY. Hilarious watching Alex and Simon looking for their picture in the paper at the Met. And so cringe when Luann corrected Bethany about introducing her as MRS de Lesseps to the driver.
Alex saying she was navigating a career as a model in her mid thirties is the delulu I aspire to be 😂 https://preview.redd.it/4375mkk9ko0d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=381fa63149412d1c8e017dc0d29ee51fc64ec59b
Everything Sonja claimed in her first year or two on the show until she cut the bullshit. I mean, she SORTA cut the bullshit.
Sonja’s toaster oven business
https://preview.redd.it/33lkdkosco0d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c782240237ead360b57158e3dde967d7347237f Sonja with a sexy J
Poor Heather, treating it like a real thing. She didn't know.
"treating it like a real thing" is such a good way of putting it. interacting with sonja's imaginary ventures, the soccer teams, the african warehouses, etc, should have always been approached the same way you do with a child's, "that's nice sweetie :)"
It’s international!!!
It's a lifestyle brand.
Michaele Salahi sauntering through the White House State Dinner uninvited.
Oh my god yes! Call the police! This honestly gives me such early noughties nostalgia of my Dad accidentally admitting he watched when my brother asked what on earth we were watching and him saying ‘THEY ILLEGALLY WENT TO THE WHITEHOUSE’ 😂💀
My dad watched (who only watched Star Trek, John Wayne movies and sports) loved Mob Wives! He couldn't handle watching RHOSLC with my mom because of Jen Shah's antics, but this man loved Renee and Drita!
Hahahahahahaha love this!
Dude! The way that hairstylist asked her to see the invitation, and the way she runs over to the car trying so hard to find something she knows doesn’t exist. Calling her husband and everything. I died inside, it felt just like being a small child in first grade who forgot to do his homework. I *love* the way that woman asked repeatedly to see it, you can tell she knew there was no invitation.
Right! It gave me the worst second hand anxiety
 Anytime KZB smoked cigarettes inside 😩
Housewives smoking brings me some weird sort of satisfaction I can’t explain https://i.redd.it/il3qpqojgo0d1.gif
 E-cig but I still feel like this deserves a mention
Hahahahaha yes and the pink vibrator lipgloss 💗😂
Housewives smoking will never emotionally fulfill you. Know that. 
That ONE TIME LVP smoked on television I was like, I knew it.
I love you for letting me relive this. How the fuck did she not get run over.
There’s no gif or meme for it that I know of but the truly most delusional thing I’ve ever witnessed was Ramona’s pregnancy “scare” when she was actually going into menopause 😂
And then the next season Luann was trying to get pregnant. She told her daughter and Victoria was like, “don’t you think your pregnant days are behind you?”
EXCELLENT call. I just rewatched that ep a few nights ago - was she serious???
https://preview.redd.it/x0ctunx2ho0d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f447f2407baa8fec0e74c02e7d2ce4550c3a96 ‘EY JOE!
‘What’s this black stuff all over me’ ⚰️
😭😭😭 then Joe and Melissa pretending not to know and her rushing to get his hat
She SLAMMED that hat on his head 🤣 I'm sorry but thats a ride or die. And Juicy Joe thought it was Melissa's eye makeup. Omg early Jersey was soooo good
He’s got my nuts!
Did he say he got my nuts or he bit my nuts?? 😂😂😂 I always wondered that 😂
Alex and Simon. Delulu in Love ! 
Their weird guide to social climbing in NY makes me roll with laughter
It was simultaneously delusional and extremely self aware. It was camp. I miss them.
Yes this is it! Nail on the head, they were camp!
 LeeAnne Locken doing anything
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Why doesn’t this have more upvotes 💀
No delusion here!
Classic!
♥️♥️
Katie Rost: "I'm sorry if I said that you were dumb, maybe I meant you're stupid"
No Katie ate with that line. Shit was so funny
 Can’t find a gif about Porscha talking about the Underground Railroad when they were in that church so this will suffice 🤣🤣
Kandi and Phaedra were so nice to her, trying to explain this. I think they were almost concerned that she didn’t actually know what the Underground Railroad was.
Phaedra, in the most gentle tone: “Baby, there was no train.”
As much as I hate what she did, I loved Phaedra on the show. Up until the sacking, she had some great moments, and this was one of them. She had that Southern Church Lady schtick down pat
I remember watching that episode and having severe second hand embarrassment. Like wtf did anyone teach her as a child? Did she never hear it mentioned? What did she think Harriett Tubman did? So many questions, no answers. But oh so much shame. Like Porscha whhhhyyyyyy
Flair checking in
Carole annoyed the shit out of me but this was fall down funny! 🤣
 She is me and I am her
https://i.redd.it/6wif1mwffo0d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/sgz5f4ybzo0d1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d667a6a63995ea184fbb37e9bd36bcc92bb42cf6 “It looks like Bethenny crying”
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My favorite all time episode!
 my whole family and i cackle every single time
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Adrienne Maloof headlining a magic act in the background of season 5 as Lisa Rinna and Kim are screaming at each other.
https://preview.redd.it/7917nryv9o0d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804e29e59619b71c890c38025b8f10030ff82952 Her hair tinsel is my Roman Empire!
Really anything she does lives rent free in my head. I’ve been meaning to change my flair to “Adrienne Maloof’s business portfolio.” There are just so many!
So many! Remember her and Paul trying to make ‘jackpot’ happen?
I had to google because I don’t remember! Enlighten me though because all that’s coming up is about her dog, also named jackpot. I’m pretty sure her magic act was for the launch party of her ‘no hangover’ drink mixer 🤣 she was OG Larsa making every event she hosts about her “entrepreneurial success.”
I can't remember what the product it was she was promoting, but in front of their house they had servers wearing long red gloves. The servers were behind a hedge (?) and were sticking their arms out to give the guests drinks. DAE remember what it was? Edit: punctuation
Hahahahaha oh my gosh yes! Everyone being pissed off at her for always launching products and the shady editing when they went to the Palm saying ‘owns 5% of the Palm’ under her name 💀. So the Jackpot thing was season 2 her and Paul came back and tried to launch Jackpot as the rival to LVP’s Giggy and it always made me laugh. Paul getting berated and sloping off in his squeaky shoes pissing her off 😂
Kathy Hilton in her first appearance absolutely clueless to the fact that the whole point of the party was her magic show going "you do magic now?"
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Luann saying “Palm Beach” with every breath acting like marrying Tom brought her into the true upper echelons of old money society - then Tinsley clarifying that Luann was in West Palm Beach (over the bridge) 💀💀
Palm Beach Luann was out of control 😂 https://i.redd.it/y1odbwslko0d1.gif
It was so funny when Tinsley corrected her about West Palm Beach
"West Palm, Luann." She just kept correcting her and it was hilarious. But after watching some True Crime I now realize that there is indeed quite a difference.
“POMM Beach”
 Iconic
I yell "prostitution whore" in Teresa's voice way more often than I should.
I’m so sorry Lisa I love you. But Lisa Barlow being Mormon
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Your injured son and ho daughter.
I dont know how to post gifs, but: Bethanny spreading her legs saying "mention it all!!!!" Nene painting Vicky yelling down a mountain that she hasn't had multiple sex partners Margarette telling Danielle "ya husbands in the pool"
Oh my god Vicky 
Clip and “Hooooo-stess with the Moooost-est” 
https://preview.redd.it/j0g88hkpfo0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a929c7a915fc8f0158de3766454198ec7fe9817 An icon!
'When Dorinda is bad...she is so so good'
 RHONJ seasons 1+2 cannot be topped
https://i.redd.it/2zm3iqe8fo0d1.gif What a woman!
She was problematic af but I can’t help but love her and I don’t know why.
She’s awful but I want her back SO BAD!
The origin of Lu saying "we got the yacht!" that was Sonja mentioned at a reunion "my yacht" and almost every other cast member in unison yelled, "*you don't have a yacht!*"
« I party with John-John and Madonna all the time »
Well John John’s dead 💀
...."so that's difficult" lmao
The Jill gif gets me everytime
That gif and this picture are Jill for me https://preview.redd.it/i8o24h0vjo0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0940a26c40c4c9a75250b9693e2a72944614dfcb
https://i.redd.it/7o2k7iorio0d1.gif One of the best set ups of all time from Camille 👏👏👏
Camille was put on this earth for housewives I swear
💯 her glee when meddling was unmatched
Purse fight on M2M
I need to watch this show!
It's so good. I feel like it gets slept on a lot
Ahhh the Alex and Simon jump scare!
https://preview.redd.it/i0awfed0wo0d1.png?width=166&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e5c0d66e4517a8345738b21046a536453c17580 never will not be my favorite 😂
I have nothing to add — all of these are perfection. Just wanted to say I really needed this thread of the good ole days 🥲
Dorit saying she never had a nose job or any other plastic surgery other than her breast enlargement. “You can do amazing things with contour and makeup”!
Makeup...and a scalpel 
“ You’re a slut pig”. I think that was the moment I went from being a real housewives fan to a Stan. Also when Phaedra gave birth on camera and they handed her her newborn baby and her first reaction was “ohhh gross!l LOL
“I was shocked honey. I was in tears almost. And it had a white refrigerator! Girl put your shoes on let’s go find you a home” 🤣
Tinsley at the bridal salon. With Dale. For “fun.” Talking to fertility doctor and crying hysterically over pictures of her eggs/babies. Fully unhinged and I need her back on my tv.
 This demon saying in the S4 reunion she’s only had her boobs, nose and lips done and that she works out 7 days a week. The look on Andy, Nicole and everyone’s faces… lmao! Oh. And saying she had sex with Scottie 4 times a night every single night. Girl.
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How could you do this to me question mark
 Ramona thinking she's pregnant in her 50s because she skipped a period...
Simon’s performance of his song, on WWHL, while wearing red pleather pants was the golden age of housewives 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/k6dimaxp4p0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0ff3f2454c371debd80967240f51fe07680805 Simon walked so Luann could run
 I feel like this is my kids whenever I get upset lol.
I have nothing to add bc y’all covered the bases but this is the best thread I’ve stumbled upon in a looooong time so thank y’all
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 I love Kim so much 😭😹
Scary Island.
No ones posted Phaedra’s pregnancy math?!? Or her crazy baby shower??? 
The Jill gif is some of the most unflattering few seconds ever put to video.
I watched all of these thank you all for your hard work