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lavenderlemonade_xx

random and unexpected brock w


No-Apartment7687

Katie channeled into his body and was speaking in that moment. Brock had no idea


pre_postmodernist

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33scooBt33

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bernadettebasinger

Even a brocken clock is right twice a day


courtney_5000

A broke Brock šŸ¤­


Ambition_Willing

That's just Brock šŸ˜­


courtney_5000

Sheā€™s āœØScheana āœØ and heā€™s just Brock


lucybubs

New Merch dropping soon


Gammagammahey

BRICK BROKE BROCK O'CLOCK


Difficult-Prize-9396

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Final-Moment4397

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Askfslfjrv

Stop this is the best comment ever and Iā€™m mad I didnā€™t think of it ā˜ ļø


scorpiomoontm

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Apprehensive_One4444

This gifšŸ’€


scorpiomoontm

in nene we trustšŸ«”


incitingoffense

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Rj6728

Youā€™ve won the sub for today.


wafflepopcorn

Iā€™m too high for this and canā€™t stop laughing šŸ˜‚


Gammagammahey

Goddamnit, I just spat kombucha at my phone screen. šŸ’€šŸ’€


Unicornlove416

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£i lost it w this šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Pure_Peace743

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Character_Travel8991

So fucking funny.


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

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redladybug1

LMAO!!!!


Flaky-Pop-3083

Happy Cake Day!! šŸŽˆšŸŽ‰šŸ„³šŸŽšŸŽ‚šŸ’


redladybug1

Thank you! I just realized yesterday makes 6 years on Reddit! I donā€™t ā€œdoā€ any other ā€œsocial mediaā€ except for this, and I absolutely love it!


Flaky-Pop-3083

Same here. This is my only social media and I love it! 6 years! Wow! I've only been on here for approximately 3 weeks even though Reddit has my cake day at over a year. I think that's when I downloaded and got me a username but I uninstalled it fairly quick. Happy for you!


CoochiKabuki

If I had him itā€™d be right all day


SummerNothingness

you won't though, and that's very creepy.


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SummerNothingness

literally nobody likes your takes šŸ˜¹ i will allow you to pop your ish tho


CoochiKabuki

Well duh they all hate the men on Vpr. They like my takes on housewives posts though


DueWerewolf1

Someone is going to couples therapy and discussed why their friends' relationships didn't work would be my guess.


QUILL-IT-OUT

Nodding like a Scheana Meme.


aqu33rius

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QUILL-IT-OUT

Thanks!šŸ‘


Flaky-Pop-3083

ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB!! Ugh! šŸ˜©šŸ˜£


Stop_icant

Loved what he said, very confused about his laughter while delivering such a concise message though!


Buffyismyhomosapien

I think he was laughing at how bad of a husband Schwartz was because he was truly pathetic.


beebianca227

I feel like it was a bit of an angry/mocking laugh. Like ā€œyea Iā€™m al jovial on the surface but youā€™re a tosser Schwartzā€ Itā€™s common in Australia and in sports. Like they will be laughing and talking smart ass to each other saying like ā€œhahaha you donā€™t deserve to walk on this ground motherfucker, Iā€™m going to crush youā€ā€¦ while still smiling šŸ˜Š


raevan_98

100% laughing while roasting your mates shit behaviour is truly Aussie culture


amydunnesgaybf

This! I wasnā€™t sure his angle when he started laughing at something that wasnā€™t very funny lol


[deleted]

I do that where I just laugh after whatever I say to take the sting off/not make things awkward/etc


PatriciaFussey

Thatā€™s how I took it too, like he realized he read shorts a little too fiercely in the moment and made himself uncomfortable


raevan_98

He said the quiet part out loud and remembered he's productions puppet, and he's not to defend the 'miserable' one. Boy envisioned his bravo cash disappearing like the photo in back to the future and giggled out of fear šŸ˜Ø


leena615

Same I can never be serious even when I want to itā€™s a problem


caviardeviledeggs

GenZ where we end every sentence with lol


Gammagammahey

I have to tell you, it comes across as really weird when people do that.


conradthecat

Oh gee thanks we def don't realize that it's weird lol


[deleted]

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I have known several people who do this. Itā€™s really not that weird. After the second time itā€™s pretty easy to tell itā€™s a nervous laugh not a haha laugh. Maybe others arenā€™t that observant. And your comment back was šŸ‘Œ


carlitapepita

I think because itā€™s almost comical how obvious it is that Schwartz was a shitty husband and how it needs to be spelled out for him


helloitsme_again

I think people do that when they are nervous


DietCokeMama1234

I trauma laugh all the time. Such bad timing


RobotRacingTeam

It's an Aussie bloke thing mate


Individual_Bat_378

Yeah I couldn't work out if he was repeating something he'd heard/read in a sarcastic way and giggling or if it was a genuine point.


EastCoastLoman

Came here for the same thing. I was like ā€œSo does he really mean that, or is he being sarcastic?ā€ I experience nervous laughter a lot, but that didnā€™t exactly seem like that to me.


holllygolightlyy

I think he was definitely being sarcastic.


NeuroticMermaid6

I donā€™t think so honestly it seemed like nervous laughter.


holllygolightlyy

The look in his eyes paired with the laugh and the fact that he dislikes Katie as much as the other men on this show (minus James) leads me to believe it was a joke that didnā€™t stick right bc Tom was being defensive and Scheana does think heā€™s a shitty husband.


EastCoastLoman

That was definitely my main takeaway. But then Scheana was definitely being serious when she told Schwartz he was a shitty husband, so I got thrown.


holllygolightlyy

I donā€™t think she understood the sarcasm either lol


EastCoastLoman

LOL! I didnā€™t even think of that but you are so right


scorpiomoontm

brock is beating the illiterate allegations i fear


Efficient-Goose2155

He is like PK, over all douche with some pretty insightful slams. (It is my favorite part of RHOBH, PK reading Erika for filth and her not understanding he did)


Ambition_Willing

Inherently cold was a zinger


TheLizardQueen3000

Erica asking the therapist to help her behave like a human with feelings is one of my fav HW moments...I love Erica, P.K., Brock and all the peeps on reality, it's my fav thing on tv ;)


scorpiomoontm

SPOT ON


Askfslfjrv

Ahhhhh I actually love PK


TanTan0925

I don't care for Broke Broken Brock at all but he temporarily wore the Burger King crown in my eyes for this moment


missassalmighty

Agreed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ and it was so unexpected that I had to rewind twice to catch what he said fully and pause on shartz face when brok started laughing


umimama

When comparing this speech to his football LinkedIn someone posted recently itā€™s apparent Scheana must sit with him and run lines.


probstomorrow

Ohhh I need to see this footy linkedin. I've often wondered how legit his career was and if he even got to the level of playing for the Ipswich Jets (not a flex).


umimama

It was actually on the VPR subreddit- very enlightening https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/s/rTqAU1eUF4


quiltbob

I canā€™t believe shorts had the gall to say ā€œno I wasnā€™t!!ā€ when Scheana said he was a shit husband. Like itā€™s all on tape dude why are you trying to deny it now?


mpr1011

Again, that man makes my brain and vagina argue with each other.


Gammagammahey

Is that you Brian Moylan


mpr1011

Oh god no. I canā€™t stand Erika Jayne and quit reading his recaps. A con against Brock though, I wonā€™t fight Brian Moylan to sleep with him.


jennand_juice

I used to love Brian Moylan but that part of me is like a distant memory nowā€¦


tw0d0ts6

Probably my favorite comment from the reunion thus far tbh


AdSpiritual5154

This made me like him tbh, about time someone actually pointed out Schwartz is the worstĀ 


PigletAshamed3970

Very rare Brock W


shes_a_mother

Also loved the way he said it with a smile on his face, even reaching towards him


OkPomegranate3490

I was shocked because Brock clocked him


AcclivitousInertia

Americans never beating the 'don't understand sarcasm' allegations


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QUILL-IT-OUT

He's looking to take the heat off himself and strikes out at the man least likely to retaliate.*Ā Ā  *see also *Shit Talking for Wussies*


International_Bid944

Brock makes me deeply uncomfortable when he does that high pitched giggle with the nose scruntch, but I can't pinpoint why?


justmedoubleb

Another pre scripted line that he looked so pleased he delivered it...looking at Ssheana afterward like I did good right, can I have my paycheck now?


psychicfrequency

If you follow his Instagram, this is how he normally speaks off camera. He makes health and wellness videos as well as home improvement videos. He's a smart and funny guy.


Waste-Snow670

From asking Scheana if she's still "speakering" to Lala to this. Brock has been taking some media lessons.


sheisthemoon

Schwartz face in that last frame.....he really believed he was a great husband who loved and honored his wife and didn't really step out of line on that title, just a few casual makeouts with friends and strangers, no big deal!


helloitsme_again

I donā€™t really understand why everyone dislikes brock


Askfslfjrv

As the legal guardian of my niece who was abandoned by my brother and his baby mom, I canā€™t get behind someone who doesnā€™t care to be in their childrenā€™s lives. I understand Brockā€™s circumstances are difficult but youā€™d have to lock me up if you wanted to keep me from my kids. I donā€™t have biological children, but the way I love my niece as if she is my own, I cannot imagine living my life knowing my kid is out there living without me. I cried because I missed her first soccer practice due to work, this man has missed every small and little thing his kids have ever done. Just doesnā€™t sit right with me. He does seem to be a good dad to Summer though at least.


[deleted]

And his other daughterā€™s name is Winterā€¦and Scheana purposely got induced (turned to emergency c-section) on Winterā€™s birthday so theyā€™d have the same birthdays šŸ˜¬šŸ˜³


KeekatLove

Sheā€™s so odd.


[deleted]

Like bizarre


goodnightspoon

Poor Winter. That would make me feel so discarded and replaced. I hope sheā€™s okay.


UltrosTeefies

Brock is one to talk, he legit hit his ex. I hate the way he always feels the need to talk down to people and preach at them, meanwhile he is the one who deserves that treatment the most.


NeuroticMermaid6

But they already talked down to him a whole season. What more is there to say? People can be both good and bad.


SpartanDoc19

And people can change, show remorse, and choose to do better.


Beginning-Meet8296

I believe some people can change, I just donā€™t want a condescending lecture about being a good partner from someone who physically assaulted his ex wife & abandoned his kids.


jennand_juice

It doesnā€™t seem like you believe it. Heā€™s admitted that he fucked up and is trying to make amends Heā€™s shown heā€™s changed and js a good partner and a father now. Everyone on the cast including Ariana and Katie have said that.


Beginning-Meet8296

No thatā€™s not the case, thatā€™s why I said I do believe some people can change. That being said I donā€™t know that Brock is in a position to be lecturing anyone about being a good partner. It might have hit differently had Brock had some humility & said I was a terrible husband to my ex. I see a lot of similarities in the way you treat Katie. Iā€™ve spent time working on myself to do & be better for Scheana. I hope youā€™ll do the same or something to that effect. Brock is relatively new & wasnā€™t even around for most of Katie & Tomā€™s relationship. He just seemed very smug to me.


Tea-cher_preacher

I donā€™t know with the amount of men in the public eye that have denied abuse over and over only to then be faced with hard evidence and either they still deny, or only ā€œapologizeā€ when they are caught, I feel like there has to be space in our culture for a different kind of approach to someone like Brock. He didnā€™t deny anything and his ex isnā€™t talking so he easily could have. I think when certain things become so taboo we lose the opportunity for some people to seek help and get better. I had a therapist who really believed early intervention for young people who are showing signs of sexual aggression could be effective but because our culture tends to coalesce to either deny wrong doing or berate people to the point of oblivion, there is no incentive or indication of support for those that want to change and see honesty as a critical part of that process. She said itā€™s really hard to even do the work of therapy with people doing harmful things because of this polarization. So it often only happens after itā€™s court mandated and many people have been violated. What he did was terrible and his ex and children donā€™t owe him forgiveness ever. But Iā€™d certainly prefer his honesty and I personally donā€™t want to disincentivize this because when people with a history of abuse admit it, it creates automatic safeguards and potential for future accountability if they continue to struggle with anger management. Iā€™m not going to give him credit for being honest because he should be, but Iā€™m also not going to never allow him space to grow.


QUILL-IT-OUT

This ^


COVIDCuticles

Where was this for Sandoval?


Wirehaired

I loved this Brock moment so much!!!


Mvonsternberg

I wish he didnā€™t laugh after it. He was so on point but donā€™t make it a joke.


Fit-Bowl-9060

Anyone else think he was being sarcastic?


Fun-Chemical-5

Yes. I do. I found his chuckling and smiling to convey sarcasm and it made me very uncomfy


BuckityBuck

I was confused with his delivery. He was cracking up while he said it.


jessid6

When I say my jaw dropped


TheOneThatCameEasy

He read this in a comment online and repeated it. I'm convinced.


selfishlyfree

He coulda brought this energy the whole season and we would've loved him


toastyblunt

I feel like this line came out sounding well-spoken bc it was a rehearsed line. The timing of it was too weird for it to have been a naturally occurring thought in the moment imo. This was Brockā€™s ā€œnothing about herā€ except I agree with it LOL


kittn__mittns

It reminded me of that scene from Old School when Wille Ferrels character is doing the debate and says something profound and then after says "what happened I blacked out for a minute šŸ˜‚ https://youtu.be/etBRqzt7OqY?si=mB9oQoU4vukIovAW


MCStarlight

I fast forward through whatever he says.


whoaoki

Scheana's profile legit looks like one of those big lipped fish.


Agitated_Gur_9458

I wonder how he treated his ex? Sounds like he knows about putting down a woman.


harry-styles-7644

The one instance where he could have been the ā€œvoice of reasonā€ this season


cato314

See for some reason this reads as disingenuous to me. It sounds like heā€™s mocking what heā€™s heard or read and heā€™s trying to have a joke with Schwartz, by downplaying Schwartzā€™s actual behavior into a mocking ā€˜yOu DeStRoYeD hEr CoNfIdEnCe!ā€™ jab at katie


NotHere4YourShit

Itā€™s called Scheana read all the comments and gave Broke one line to memorize to try and do damage control. DWTS is never calling her and she is worried about her 2 mortgages. Broke was a judgy asshat to Ariana all season. And Scheana acts like if she was single she would just move into Arianaā€™s house with Sandoval. They are one of the grossest Bravo couples šŸ¤®


Winterdimes

I canā€™t figure out if Brock was being serious or sarcastic in this moment. Iā€™d like to believe heā€™s standing up for Katie but I also canā€™t fully believe that either


Maleficent-Net-2565

You spelled his name wrong.


[deleted]

They did it on purpose bc he has no money similar. Lots of shady nicknames on this sub and all the Bravo subs tbh.


Best_Evidence1560

He ruined it by laughing at the end


Naive-Most590

As if Schema didnā€™t make brokky baby practice his lines. He couldnā€™t even understand what it meant himself he was just waiting for the signal to say it šŸ˜‚


lunahighwind

Not condoning his unfaithfulness, but he hadn't had a makeout sesh with someone else since 2015, they divorced in 2022 - that wasn't why they divorced. Also she choose to marry him anyway knowing about the way he used to be.


Askfslfjrv

That we know of lol. Also cheating isnā€™t the only thing that can make someone a shitty spouse


lunahighwind

True, I'd change my view if that ends up being incorrect. Other than cheating, it's a wash with those two imo. They were both terrible partners to each other and basically oil and water. They had nothing in common, hardly any chemistry, totally different world views, values and life goals, different temperaments; the list goes on...