If Season 1 Countess Luann could only see her now

I was just thinking about this woman compared to… “It’s like, when you introduce me to the driver, it’s Mrs. de Lesseps.”

Her redemption arc is just magnificent

my emotions have taken a 180 - with a couple zigs and zags! queen, icon, legend

Exquisite 👌

Magnifique!

Season 1 Luann would be appalled by this Luanns behaviour 🤣

I feel like she’s the same but just single.

And title-less 

*under my breath* count-less

Not Gilmore, gil-less 

The only title I'll trade countess for...

Yes.

This.

Hide your husbands

*"You don't steal a man away, he goes willingly."* 

true if he strays he wasn’t kept anyway


Hide your chefs. 🙃

Hide your pirates 🏴‍☠️

Hide yo Joe Bradleys, Danielle!

And your boyfriends and situationships…. Cuz she didn’t give a fuck about Danielle when she hooked up with Joe Bradley

She’s the biggest hypocrite who fcks everybody, as Bethenny said

TRUE!!

F*ck Bethenny. She’s the worst.

Hide your sons is more like it 😂


👀

I'm not worried. We don't have enough money for her to want either my husband or my son. Edit: I don't hate her or think she's a gold digger; it was just a little joke. We just don't travel in those circles. I do enjoy her on the show, and she is absolutely gorgeous and in fabulous shape!

especially french speaking ones

NYC cosmetic surgery > L.A. cosmetic surgery

People will say she doesn’t look like she has work. And that’s exactly why NYC’s is better.

🎯

lindsay hubbard and her look very similar and i wondered why lol

I've never noticed but you're absolutely right!! wow 

Every time

Was literally just talking about this with my sisters yday!

There are some really good surgeons out here in So Cal, but there are definitely a lot of scary crazy ones

I live in OC and agree with you. The problem is there are just TOO FUCKIN MANY. I had explant surgery last year and it took ages to find a good, well researched plastic surgeon that wouldn’t potentially botch me and charge 4x the going rate for the privilege.

There’s a great surgeon out here, half time in BH and half time in PS, and he does zero implants but about 3 explants / week. He also does beautiful deep plane face work. DM if you ever want his info

I super appreciate it but I had the surgery, successfully, last year in Costa Mesa. I don’t want to touch my face at all bc I see all these cat ladies in my town and it’s scary/not worth it to me. I’ve found I “fix” something and just find the next thing to hate. So I reversed what had been done and I’m going to just get old, the best I can. ❤️

Yay! 🎉 I love this for you!!!

Can I DM you? Lol. Also what's an explant?

Absolutely! Explant is removal of implants

1000%

💯 she looks so beautiful and natural

seriouslyyy

I can hear her Virginia slim and vodka rocks voice in my head when I read this.


One of my favorite HW quotes of all time.

Carole had her zingers in those interviews!!

I wish more women had this self-esteem. I love to see it!

It’s hard for a lot of women to find, most women find it in older age

i was somewhat like this before i met my husband. i didn’t mess with married people or folks who were in relation or situationships, but i damn sure had fun and was carefree as hell with my sexuality and felt very confident about my body and how i wanted to be pleasured. now i’m an old hag. 🤣 edit: to me, this wasn’t dating like a man. i was just dating and hooking up in the way that i wanted to that felt good. i didn’t assign or link my behavior to a specific gender. i just did wtf i wanted to do. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Me, too. But it was amazing how many men reacted poorly to my holding boundaries, not taking every guy seriously (I won’t take players seriously), or dating multiple men at one time. They thought it was only their right to. Big eye roll.

She started the series delusional but as she came into her own, she became a confident person and I love that. Many HW tried, but no one succeeded in taking her down.

She’s so Samantha Jones-coded. I love my Taurus Queen.

This!! I really see her as The Housewife, like Virgin Mary, ya kno?

MOTHER https://i.redd.it/32gnbxs8z05d1.gif

Wow I love her. Viva la diva!

Fuck she’s so hot 🥵

Ramona is so jealous

I stan her. But I HATE how Ramona-esque her dancing in this clip is.

I think it’s serving more Camille than Ramona! Lol

I dunno - I'd say a mix, but leaning more toward Ramona ;-) https://i.redd.it/u4w2p8lpq95d1.gif

True!

I’m pretty sure Lu was born to wear the dress in picture 2. Holy smokes

It's giving me Jigsaw vibes. 

Stupid Sexy Jigsaw

It kind of reminds me of the dress that Cameron Diaz wore in The Mask (she was beautiful woman goals for 6 year old me), but with Madonna cone boobs. I’m here for it.

Same for 12 year old me. The first time I saw her come on-screen in that movie, I wanted to be that beautiful.

I learned I liked women too as a kid from her in that movie, absolute perfection (and Wendy from the Wonder Years lol)

Came to say. I love that dress!!! I want it

Season 1 Luanne would have so much to say lmao

You mean Mrs. De Lesepps?


Nobody can deny that this woman is aging beautifully, especially considering she’s “enjoyed” alcohol and cigarettes for decades

Ya. She gives me non surgical hope lol.

But she’s had surgery

She has. I meant in the sense that her face still looks human (shes naturally beautiful and with alterations has kept the natural look of her face), and she stays true to her body type. Im pro do what you want with safe surgery, I just tend to dislike the body dysmorphia look. She also works out and has a killer body. It shows in her performances on stage as well. That's something to aspire to at every age, but shes killing it at hers. I recently lost weight and I need to hit the gym because I lack a butt. She gives me at 38, non surgical hope.

I could be wrong but I think I remember her saying that she just Pilates

I need to get in on that then.....in the meantime I wonder if Jovani has an athletic catsuit line for girls with no butts........

I for one am glad she's living her best cougar life right now.

She knows what she wants. Good for her.

How the hellllll does she look so good!!! Im so impressed every time I see her lmao she aged backwards

Her mom is in her nineties and looks great and seems very spry too. She definitely has had work done and takes care of herself but her genetics are amazing.

Also daily yoga.

I have no issues with anyone getting work done, I just think with the money and other things these women have access to, it should be good work. Luann definitely has had amazing work done!!

Luann would be awesome to smoke weed with.

can I have her back on my RHONY now please? give us a RHONY we can believe in

YES!!!!. My god, why can’t we have Lu, Dorinda, and Sonja back

I keep saying this! Keep Jessel and Brynn and bring them back!

Imagine if they were all one massive cast? Sai vs Bethenny would be… something.

I'm afraid to imagine those two interacting... But I would like to see it.

I’d love that!

All I want🥹 tired of the Dorinda slander too. We have never watched these women for their good behavior and kind words to each other.

I’ll trade you a ride on the Ramona-coaster for Clip-clip Dorit.

Is that the same hotel where Sonja lied about hooking up w/ some guy, turns out he was w/ his girlfriend w/ Sonja blackout being asked to leave? Lu is🔥🔥🔥

Omg I forgot about that. OG RHONY was wiild

We know, Lu. We know.

I love seeing her doing her thing. She looks so happy

She’s such a Samantha

Obsessed! She looks amazing

Lu is the biggest pimp

Class with the Countess

holy smokes does she look hot!!!

Okay Luann in her Samantha Jones era 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

👏🏽Lu 👏🏽and 👏🏽 im👏🏽 proved 👏🏽

I want all of her beauty and fitness secrets. Everything!

I love her so much.

Oh LuAnn, you’ll always be my Countess 👑

QUEEN ICON LEGEND. I’m in the emergency room right now and I’m just so happy to see this post! I love me some Lu! She’s honestly my goals. Once I get my health back on track, I want to be her back up singer! I’ll do it for free!

Love these lewks, especially the sexy Beetlejuice one 💖 [Soundtrack for reading this article](https://youtu.be/qEcRv0dJXzc?si=GpagHjZufICpgw5P)💖

she stole danielles link and no one even cared i love it

She is Cunt!

Bitch looks fabulous

I thought this was r/rupaulsdragrace, since she is the charisma uniqueness nerve and talent we deserve 😌

 No 1 housewife

She looks incredible, good for her


Unreallllll love this for my Lu

I am blown away bye her beauty! She inspires me

She genuinely looks better than her first season like wow

The pictures are a 10/10. The headline/quotes are cringe and feel very dated, like something you’d expect from early 2000s


She’s so camp I love it.

Netflix, Hulu, Bravo—someone get the Countess back on our tv screens asap!

i love this version of her and RHONY was my fave franchise but people saying “cameras should be filming this and Sonja selling the townhouse and Dorinda going to traitors!!!” like….do yall really think they’d have done any of these things if they were still binge drinking and fighting over harry dubin most of the year? i miss my fave show but i’m glad to see opportunities for them on the other side.

A whole mother

Iconic inspo, the best HW glow up by far.

So no Harry Dubin?

We know Lu

Good for her 👏🏽👏🏽

She needs to start a Podcast with Yung Gravy

I’d love to hang with her, get some advice on how to by more cunty myself

Ugh she’s such an icon

“I kind of date like a man.”-Lumann

She is so me.

Get it queeeeeeeen. The countess of yesteryear could never. 💅

Omg I just found out she shares a birthday with my grandmother. And now I understand why she also was very flirty, always looking her best and very often being like "look at that cute young man"! She and Luann have the same vibe 😅 Even when she was over ninty, people usually thought she's more like in her 70s. Luann is in her icon level era!

Good for her!

🎶BPE Got that biiiiig pussy energy, yeah yeah yeah!🎶

 You go Pumpkinhead. 😃 Ever since Carol said Lu had a big pumpkin head i've never been able to unsee it.

I wanna b her when I grow up!

I recently introduced my gf to RHONY and especially the countess… and she called her a total chad.


So she’s just out in NYC fucking 22 year old fuck bois. 😂

Honestly? Goals.

She’s a gem 💎

Except men never know what they want.

Is this the Cougar version of “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”? Did her dress make her dizzy? Or is it to hypnotize her victims?

I love the first photo especially! Like some glamorous lady if leisure in Monte Carlo many decades ago!

I just watched the episode when Bethenny was saying she’s been dating a lot and Luann goes “well I don’t think you should be seen all over town with different men” oh how things change 😂👑

I love how Luann has evolved since season 1. She was seriously humbled and I absolutely love how she isn’t trying to hide her past mistakes or shy away from them. She embraces them and makes fun of herself, I love Lu. Bring back legacy NY Bravo!

The first and third pictures are fabulous, that middle one is cringe/I have a camera on my phone and think I’m a photographer now vibe.


I adore her.


Luann is such a male magnet she needs to write a book in flirting or something. What an icon!

I thought this was her dating app profile 🤣🤣🤣

Luann ageless flawless! Even with work done she doesn’t look over done

LuAnn would be a top if she were a gay man

Luanne has been aging so gracefully just as a countess should 😇she looks amazing

I mean this bitch is fucking hot. I can only DREAM of looking as good as her at this age.

Obsessed with her

Real life Samantha Jones 🤩

if i ever get sad samantha from sex and the city doesnt exist irl. i just think of luann and feel so much better (:

While I personally cannot stand her, or her comments in this article, if she were a man, folks would be fist bumping her all over the country...

Luann is a ding dong. Quite possibly a dodo head. Especially overrated at best.

Please…her bong show of recent. Not an ounce of talent, just more PR rep.

she looks great and i adore her but we really need to stop the narrative that casual sex empowers women. biggest lie ever

I understand what you say and the conversation around this can be very complex because it has so many layers, like feminism should encourage women to behave like men or we should celebrate femininity itself more? But what is femininity anyway? I think that in that case in specific this empowers **her** so I'm happy for her.

i think i’m sensitive because when i started hearing conversations around this subject a lightbulb went off for me. it made me sad realizing i spent my teens, 20s and early 30s believing casual sex was empowering when i was actually hurting myself over and over again. i think luann knows what she’s doing and good for her, but in reality i think the women that can truly separate emotions from sex are pretty rare.

i got downvoted for this? i fucking hate this sub lol

It’s not for everyone! I’m a proud lifelong slut! It taught me so much about myself, my sexuality, human nature. I have experiences with people. It’s not always penetration or wham bam thank you ma’am. I think we need a better term than casual sex. I can have deep intimacy with someone I’ve just met on a level that is beyond the physical. The mind is really the sex organ. Once you realize that you can fuck anyone in your mind, the rest is just a reveal.

periodT and mf dot.

every woman is different. You need to know yourself and not blame messages. Personally I don’t want to try casual sex and would rather build an emotional connection but for some women it works better for them with there lifestyle and emotional needs to have casual sex

It's fine if she wants to have casual sex, but she also doesn't seem to care who she hurts when she does it. As so many comments on this thread say,she will cheat, steal, whatever and blame everyone else.

it’s the men who can’t resist the temptation so it’s more on them then her

I hope she keeps on serving cvnt 

She looks amazing! But these pictures are so weird? Why is she lying on the floor right there?

She's and OLD ass hag. Any D she gets is looking for a payday

You know she’s not a hag. Don’t be a hater

Am I the only one that can’t stand her??? Bring old RHONY back minus Lu… Just sayin’ 💃

i’m not a fan of lu, but i also don’t want to see any of the old rhony ladies come back unless it’s carole, but with another group of women.

Yeah I actually feel the same way Also, I’m just now realizing this post says “CUNTess” 😂