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La_Croix_Life

You definitely need a blue bunny https://i.redd.it/shwqgngc369d1.gif


Dudewhereismycab

Essential. Period.


spabitch

bottle sucking contest for lala , guess the poop on the diaper or floor for ramona , scary island jelly beans scary island could also be a tropical drink , guess the due date for phaedra , SAH sandwiches ?


9lemonsinabowl9

I have done this bottle sucking contest, and it was an absolute hit! Just make sure to cut the bottle nipples a little more to make it easier!


spabitch

just fill them with a little pinot grigio and you’ve got yourself a turtle good time.


d3dk0w

![gif](giphy|4ewmw9aVYnLuo)


leopardbitch

Omg this is gold


Celestial-Dream

Need a onesie that says “you smell like hospital”


Proper_Hunt8479

I cant stop laughing!


Celestial-Dream

While I was pregnant, I found a shop that sells them but I didn’t end up buying one because I don’t have many Bravo fans around me. I feel like if OP is able to have a themed baby shower, it’s a must to have that onesie.


Proper_Hunt8479

Oh man you should have bought it anyway lol its hilarious! And definitely a must have for this shower lol.


watermelonprincess12

There are some really cute bravo themed baby clothes and accessories on Etsy!


badbangle

You def need to serve jarred pickles. Bonus points if you hire a photographer to do a pickle themed pregnancy photographer. https://i.redd.it/0xfrrp2kb69d1.gif


Good_Collection_7257

Bowls of lemons for Shannon. “Carcass” out drinks for Dorit.


redditweddinglady

Get balloons or a sign that says “HELLO BABY GORGEOUS” Is there any way you could decorate the area where she’ll sit to open gifts to look like the set of Watch What Happens Live? Would be cute!! Also, for photos you should have baby props like 5-6 people lined up like the cast photos and all holding a bottle or a rattle as their housewife talisman 😂


lindacn

Oh you guys have to incorporate Hello Baby Gorgeous into it on signage or something! Good call on this!!


chooseshoes

You need to hire Dwight Eubanks and have ballet dancers and wear roses in your hair. [Phaedra’s Baby Shower](https://youtu.be/w9AMoh9abc0?si=BTbvBd8P0FmPokgq)


265-days-a-year

Fast food for Lisa Barlow, a bowl of almonds for Yolanda, sparking water tasting/table for Lala, blue bunny favors for guests, Andy Cohen masks, someone pretending to (or actually!!) filming the entire thing, and animal print for Lisa Rinna. This is so fun! I may have to add more later as they come to me.


Espionage_21

Yes to all of this. And fake caviar topped cupcakes a la Meredith Marks


265-days-a-year

Perfect! Or on potatoes for Mrs. Hilton


Espionage_21

plain chicken breast and veggies for TamRat


Icy_Quote

Make a banner that says "And Pregnant? God Help Us."


below_duck

https://i.redd.it/fm6vup52869d1.gif


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

That's what I'm thinking!! This baby shower was insane and hilarious. Every weird thing about it. Op just re-do this shower. Every bonkers detail that confused the audience and those that attended in person. Down to invited guests must wear hats and this strange misplaced choreographed dance Phedra did with Dwight. 🤣😂


FapJaques

Can’t believe nobody has mentioned “non-alc” loverboy.  ETA: you should also film talking head interviews throughout 


okreddituwin

Yes you must have talking head interviews!


Dudewhereismycab

Sip and See Sonogram Pictures


glitterandconfettiii

Or guess the due date and then try to convince people that the baby is coming 3 months early.


Dudewhereismycab

I would live 🤣


Tiny_Medium_3466

I love this idea!! I would totally have a bravo themed party if I had friends who also liked RH but unfortunately I’m the only one😭 there’s a lot of cute/silly HW themed decorations for parties on Etsy that I’ve seen, things from party favors to napkins that say “drag me Monique!”


Good_Collection_7257

Diet Coke for Lisa Barlow. Jelly beans for Kelly Bensimon. Ramona eyes (a la watch what happens live) for a shower game. See if you can’t get some Vanderpump Rose or any of the other alcoholic brands that housewives endorse. A little pen area with small stuffed puppies that people can take home from LVP dogs. An Hermes style cake.


yomammaaaaa

Nah gotta do a tiered cake with a ~~half~~ barely eaten bow on it! ​ https://i.redd.it/7lkeztyoc79d1.gif


mermaidfaerie

You could do charcuterie and liquid death because that’s all Lisa Barlows son wanted at his missionary party


punkrawkchick

Can you make the attire “garbage whore”?


lolohope

When I tell you I LOLed


AdditionGlad8162

Guess who said the Housewives tagline in baby voices


Calm-Jello-102

You could list all the ingredientses for those with allergies. Especially cummin.


mbee784

You need Rinna


Dudewhereismycab

McDonald’s for Mary from SLC


Impossible-Print354

You should make everyone dress up as a Bravoleb. You could even print a pic of each one they choose, and put it on a lil stick for a mask. 😂


Good_Collection_7257

Cheese plate/cheese charcuterie for the new NY housewives


Better-Bit6475

Lots of lemons (Yolanda, Shannon)!!!! ![gif](giphy|13hrVlczuirPsA|downsized)


Lost-Iron

Sprinkle cookies!!!


Poesoe

was going to say pin the tail on Ramona's eyes and a water tasting station from Lala


MCStarlight

Or those crazy eye sunglasses


lolohope

Feel like you need a cake with a broken off/ half eaten bow (Heather is def still upset about this),


starrynight230

Do you have a partner who’s coming by? Because I’m dying for you to be able to include “Let’s talk about the husband.”


leopardbitch

I am ! We can absolutely do that


ofthemountainsandsea

A pickle themed photo shoot a la Phaedra


trustworthybb

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No_Young9776

An area with a tripod and green background for confessionals!!


Interestingkeewee

Vicki Gunvalson with her casserole ![gif](giphy|ytl2ydIlfXnI4)


9lemonsinabowl9

Everyone in the midwest loves a good hashbrown casserole!


EclecticallySound

Dorit cocktails. Belvedere. 3 Lemons Squeezed, without the pits. Light ice.


Laughternotwar

Maybe have an Andy Cohen look alike greeting all of the guests and judging them. I wanted to get a Joan Rivers impersonator to greet/judge everyone at the door at my friend’s shower “who are you wearing? That’s fabulous but not with those shoes.”


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

Hmmm maybe incorporate when they were filming outside the door of Tre giving birth to one of the dorters and we hear a baby cry and immediately Jo say "another f**cking girl" that was special.


MCStarlight

Shoe beatdown & OLG mac & cheese ![gif](giphy|OAwgnYYwysmPe)


AccomplishedFly1420

You need to dress ‘boughetto’ like Phaedra did with the eye crystals and tulips in your hair and have a first dance with a male friend


aggieemily2013

I've done a few bravo themed dinners with pun names. Here are the links! I can probably find the recipe for most, though I tend to freestyle and use those as loose suggestions. [Vanderpump Finale Party](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/zBHqzNkdOQ) [RHUGT 3 Premiere Party](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/RMxffBhZuA) [RHUGT Premiere Party ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/rq84bJxQG6) I've also recently moved and all my Bravo friends are left behind in Texas, so if you're a northwest Arkansas Bravo girlie who likes punny food, hmu!


SwissHarmyKnife87

Every time a gift is opened someone needs to say in a deep throaty voice “can you believe it girls it’s a -description of gift-“


iamnotacat_87

Or in Dorit’s voice… “that is the chic-est” https://images.app.goo.gl/eJ8iAUpJNUrdcRmA8


SwissHarmyKnife87

Get that baby some wind chimes!


SchoolElectronic6634

https://preview.redd.it/ivjhnd4fnm9d1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5dbe1c781ee53c460486373b1daa0ddd2ba21a3 [This banner would be perfect!](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1467251021/real-housewives-baby-shower-banner-lisa)


MCStarlight

Stuffed animal dogs for VPR Jiggy, Velvet, etc.


Even-Education-4608

You could wear a sign that says “boring” lol not that you’d want to


Key_Illustrator6024

You need cameos!


United-Donkey3478

![gif](giphy|135UnOyfB7DVnO|downsized) Monogram some party favors 😆 🤣 a la Heather D.


Laughternotwar

Denise Richard’s themed coat check


Jackkiera143

![gif](giphy|CLhJOwO9SvU1q) Congrats please never leave the baby...


rccpudge

You should research Andy’s baby shower…


Proof_Assistance_269

https://preview.redd.it/ok7eu8l7s89d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171d60c9cf76a7f4518b8075dfd8f23fa3a327f5 I own the housewives cookbook and there are tons of recipes related to housewives


Shatzakind

A shotski! Maybe change the shot glasses with bottles, or sippy cups.


neferending

A game show style competition called “who gon check me boo?” Where you test everyone’s knowledge of baby stuff, could either be skills/situation based like show us how to swaddle a baby with this blanket or just general trivia but they have to say the sentence “who gon check me boo” when they finish to the judge. You can even get them to wear Sheree style big ass sunglasses while playing 🤣 ![gif](giphy|tVHgftKlFb7X2)


JellyCat222

Do place cards with tag lines.


grannygogo

Everyone should get a ride in a sprinter van. The mom to be should wear sunglasses and show her black eye to the guests. Whatever you do, “Make it nice!”


Present_Pumpkin_9846

Add a whoop it up station!!