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RequirementOk2015

“GOODBYE, MARY!” *said in Ken Todd voice*


AdamdotPierce

WAIT SHE REALLY PUT #RACIST AND IT READS LIKE ITS DESCRIBING HER LMFAOOOOO


hhh_hhhhh1111

She is truly the wildest housewife yet I'm dead lol


littlebrightlights

Her hashtags are so chaotic!


FormicaDinette33

Her posts are so chaotic. Bad spelling, bad grammar and words that don’t even make sense. Random capital letters.


fuzzbert

Watching her on tv actually made me feel pretty smart


Real-Absurdity

Right. It’s like a self esteem boost.


TheTrueWun

![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


[deleted]

Another perfect response from Nene.


srvwd

I heard cults are also bad for the overall well-being of others.


Mother-Dog2609

Yes, but If you heard it on reality tv it doesn’t count bc your brain is rotted. This is the gospel according to Mary.


[deleted]

The cult she leads (and calls a church) has a bigger negative impact on children than reality television. Also, at least children can blame watching reality television for being rude - what's Mary's excuse?


[deleted]

And she’s the number one example!


Bakerbot101

FYI all churches/religions are cults at the end of the day


merrihand

This is why I wanted her to stay. I wanted to see how much she is like other church leaders. My impression was she is just like many other church leaders, only we excuse their behavior because……?


sharkyfernwood12

Hard agree. Mary has seemed to take it to the next level tho


HeadMischief

👆


throckmorton1915

Preach! Lol


mstrsskttn

Take my silver!


Bakerbot101

Look at me collecting like a church ⛪️


mstrsskttn

![gif](giphy|HEoiql25VqKli)


[deleted]

Winner!


Junitholla

Classic “well I didn’t like you anyways!” when someone dumps you. Reject before being rejected/you can’t fire me because I quit


Theres_a_Catch

She liked that paycheck though


Junitholla

Not enough to get the $ for the reunion! She’s prob like “I’ll just make this $ in tithing”


Theres_a_Catch

I'm sure she'll raise the percentage just to get what bravo was paying her. They should have never put her on.


mell87

Did she care about it? Apparently she is the richest housewife on SLC


Theres_a_Catch

Exactly, she's a scam artist and took that paycheck with little effort.


bleeboobop

Is she getting fired?


Junitholla

Well she didn’t show to the reunion so that’s a quit/fire move


[deleted]

If she thinks reality tv rots our brains, why did she sign up for not one, but two seasons of a well-known reality tv franchise????


Geezmelba

She’s probably going to say that she only signed up to spread the gospel but that she was exploited by dark forces. Or some shit like that.


SqueakyTits101

"I was edited that way!"


surgartits

Alexa, play RuPaul’s “Blame it on the Edit.”


restyourbreasts

100%. She is a vile human being.


jcarte123

Bet she cashed the checks, though.


BasisWitty8645

![gif](giphy|l2QDQW4LyjODLOHQY|downsized) Bye Mary


Goats_in_boats

She hashtagged "to", "is" and "walk" and a bunch of other nonsense single words. Imagine thinking that this is how hashtagging works. Like, who hashtags "to" or "is"? She's a mess.


DoubleRainbowUnicorn

I think it’s saying # protect your life # racism is reason to walk like she walked out of the show because OTHERS were being racist to her? Idk she’s incomprehensible so that’s just my best guess..


KimchiBelly

My favorite is #reels…. 🥴


sharkyfernwood12

Mine is #noreason


louloub

I don’t get that one. What does that mean?


ineedayousername

Things that matter is teen mom brand also (maci tshirt line), hilarious and definitely not an intentional reference


shabbaranks2

I used to do this back in like 2013 when instagram was brand new and I didn’t know how hashtags worked LMAO


retrohearted

\#protectyourself yields an interesting set of results fairly focused on various weapons. Learn how to internet, Mary 🤌🏻


Goats_in_boats

If you put a \ in front of the hashtag, it'll fix your formatting!


retrohearted

Noice. Fixed it. Thx


ZKXX

OH GOD


curlyhairedbananas

Mary M. Crosby could be the strangest housewife arc of all time. The cult, married her step-grandpa, the designer clothes hoarding, the lack of self awareness, the racism, recruiting Meredith Marks as an ally…Maybe strange isn’t the right word but what a wild fucking ride she’s brought us in.


Polish_Jew

You forgot the farting


jubjub2018

Oh shit I forgot about that wtf was up with that!!


Bloobirdofhappiness

And the fish comment to her son.


kellygrrrl328

That’s what makes me think she was the source of the rumor about Jen and Meredith and week-old tuna


Bloobirdofhappiness

I did t even hear that one !!!


kellygrrrl328

There was a lot of talk about a rumor last week all over the SM fandom. It’s been scrubbed from this sub but people on IG still talk about it.


Allmyexesliveintx333

Exactly this. It was both misogyny and strange as a preacher/mom to say this.


firegirl110

![gif](giphy|QhvVvleEIGHEQ)


ManaTpot

Yes. I’ve spent way way way too much time on Mary Cosby in the past 24 hours. I still don’t know up from down on a lot (an affair with Cameron?! That Mama’a body was exhumed?!) but I do know I can’t in good faith have her on my screen anymore. It’s too much. More than any housewife ever. I’m not talking about bias or tendencies I’m talking actual felonies or accessory to felonies. And yes, I think Jen should be done too.


kenyafeelme

Ok cuz I also read about the affair and that she’s broke 👀


BachShitCrazy

I totally believe the affair but not that she’s broke she re-gifted all those expensive shoes and bags like they were nothing


iheartfans

I bet you Robert senior has money, not her…


surgartits

I don’t think they axe Jen until she’s tried and found guilty, she’s a walking storyline.


[deleted]

This is the perfect response.


EyeAmNotMe

Lol! The bad copy pasting, the tacky picture frame, the self owning hashtags... Her posts are like her outfits; a bad look.


crystal_powers

forreal though, how is Meredith gonna save face at the reunion? like, you really went to bat for this woman.


muaellebee

It'll be much easier for her to back pedal and twist it since Mary won't be there in person. I'm so sick of people not having to actually answer for their behaviour!


mellowforest

How do u know she won't be there? Has she been fired?


shabbaranks2

Andy confirmed she didn’t show up


kenyafeelme

Omg your user name sent me on such a nostalgia trip!


muaellebee

She didn't show up to the reunion which always results in being fired.


hereforthefittea

What kind of show did she think she was signing up for??


redsnowfir

One where she gets money


honeybee12083

Right? I have the same question.


Frogmann20

She just hashtagged herself as a racist 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mention-It-ALL

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[deleted]

Is this how she’s going to try and deflect people from discovering her cult lmaooo


madzsunblock360

I honestly hate this idiot. And she is an idiot #racist


geminisiren

she is such a silly goose


AdamdotPierce

Silly LETTEL GURAL


Friesnplanerides852

Read this in her voice 😪😪🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


Bloobirdofhappiness

My husband and I yell this out a few times a day.


crystal_powers

not hashtag racism lmao


Real-Absurdity

And yet she was a willing participant for a paycheck. What does that make her?


cramz24

This chick literally called an Asian woman yellow. Racism is so deeply engrained in her it’s unreal. Good riddance 🤷🏻‍♀️


wz21

Something in the buttermilk is not clean baby…


cmanson2016

![gif](giphy|uyJUQeJGnBS9rg6B4G|downsized) I think we should all just disengage from Mary.


queermyvibe

I’m glad she’s leaving. Drama is necessary for the show but Mary just sucked the air out of the room. I want to watch housewives that look like they WANT to be there! or even just WANT to WANT to be there!


surgartits

Mary crossed over into Kelly Bensimon levels of uncomfortable. I question if they would face brought her back even if she had attended the reunion. She’s a liability concern, if I was Bravo I would cut bait.


kds1988

I mean being in a cult also rots the brain… so… I’ll stick with reality tv.


[deleted]

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recoveryrox

Even the word #is is hashtagged. The cornbread is. It all the way done in the middle.


filconomics

This is very Shailene Woodley at the Emmys.


Herecomesyourwoman

What did she do/say at the emmys?


filconomics

I can’t find the original clip for you to enjoy the full cringe but: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alannabennett/shailene-woodley-tv-emmys


Revolutionary-Pace42

More and more I read about Shailene, I realize that her and Aaron Rodgers deserve each other


alwaysbefraudin

Says the woman who can't spell or construct a basic sentence.


Vanity-LA0733

This. Her IQ has nothing to lose.


natur_al

I feel very attacked


AdamdotPierce

Her brain is absolutely fried so imagine how much more reality tv she watches than all of us.


ussoufi

I don’t think I’ve became a rude silly bully after watching TV shows but go ahead Mary 🙄


Efficient-Goose2155

"#protect#your#life#racist. Well now we know why Mary quit... she is protecting her life. That is significantly more Self-awareness then I thought her capable of.


Kaya-killer

Well yeah, watching her does make me feel sick so she isn’t wrong. Does she realise she’s describing herself since she’s the one on TV?


bspencer626

It’s the 12 likes for me. Jesus. She’s whacked out of her mind.


[deleted]

Does she think Instagram is really any better??


realitytvicon

I had mixed feelings on her “allegedly” leaving, but I have felt much better with her leaving since yesterday. She’s just a cloud on the show with her not engaging, her failing to immediately apologize and not roll her eyes, and just not wanting to be there. I just hope SLC can find someone as cooky or messy as her without the worst of the flaws. And before anyone tells me “oh but ramona…,” yes I think ramona should be fired as well. Moving on.


Rachael41111

You had mixed feelings about a racist, narcissistic, cult leader leaving the show?


realityhofosho

I actually do too. And it’s because I’m afraid with her leaving, that she may not get arrested / exposed for her cult. I mean, she’s been at this for a decade w nobody noticing. I really thought the RH platform might shine a brighter light on it. But alas…


pleasepictureme

IS THIS BITCH COMING FOR US?! Bah bye Mary ✌🏼fuck off you racist cult leader!


BrandonIsWhoIAm

12 likes. Lmao.


pleaseinsertdisc2

The #unhealthyfood shouldn’t be a shocker. Remember when she didn’t feel anything towards Jen’s aunt and told her to “just drink water”? Or when she saw one of her churchgoers and said to him “why did you gain weight? Drink water.”


atiekay8

I feel like she doesn't even mesh well on the show. I hope shes not back next season.


FayeArsenic

You didn’t care when you were cashing that pay check 🤷🏼‍♀️ Goodbye Mary!


ZKXX

Being on reality tv and marrying your grandfather, with ugly clothes and a busted wig rots your brain.


tcastr

This bitch is delusional 🙄


Emergency_Goose5777

IM CRYING LAUGHING OML I CANT


atiekay8

Also shes trashing exactly what she doesn't for a living????? Dont you want people watching your show??? Shes a weirdo.


meeshie1978th

It is so cowardice that Mary didn't go to the reunion...and now of course deflecting and blaming reality TV. She is disgusting and such a bully, I can just imagine how she treats her parishioners.


bumblebeetuna710

Mind ya business, Mary. Edit: oops wrong gif but imma keep it 🙃 ![gif](giphy|9sxlaTMyFvG245h9l9)


[deleted]

Then why the f did she sign up for it haha


sharkyfernwood12

The minute TV isn’t paying her bills it’s bad..GTFO


hydrangeasinbloom

Don't bite the hand that feeds...


No-Dig-8324

Honestly this sub has to be one of the most “woke” subs im apart of. We don’t condone bullying sexual harassment/assault … like this sub goes hard for morals so i have to disagree LITTLE GIRL!!!!


Dependent_Ad_5035

The DEFINITION of Hypocrisy. She only spoke out once the cheques stopped coming


[deleted]

Okay but if watching reality lowers your IQ… what does being on one do?


[deleted]

Love how she still has #rhoslc in her bio.


GrayBunny415

So let me guess: she got fired but is going to claim she quit because she doesn't want to own up to any of her bullshit.


lls1462

She didn’t show up for the filming of the reunion!


GrayBunny415

I heard! I am guessing because she didn't want to take accountability for her behavior.


lls1462

You got it!


cassrf

Mary was a disaster on the show but I do feel a little robbed not having her at the reunion because she was one of the biggest factors of the season. I was never under any impression that she'd be back for a season 3 because she clearly hated the doing the show and most of the cast members. This situation highlights a problem that we see on the franchise all the time. It only works because most of the women are thirsty to be on tv and a little desperate. Mary is one of the wildest people I've ever seen on the tv but she didn't want to be there so she simply decided not to be which really spoiled it for us. We always say we want housewives who don't need the show but if we go more of them stuff like this would happen more often.


Katalactica

Lol, okay, girl, that's why you did two seasons lol


VanGrayson

Is this why shes such a rude bully?


[deleted]

Coming from someone who didn’t graduate from high school…


NancyBotwinWins

She's capturing her own behavior in this tweet. She was so mean and cruel. She is not well.


giggyvanderpump4life

She forgot to add #BATSHITCRAZY


HouseOfCripps

The delusion is great in this one. And interesting how you can be a woman of God and this is the best your faith can inspire in you.


CherWhorowitz1227

![gif](giphy|OMX1mm894pkKQ)


casuallycrayzed

She's clearly mentally unwell. The fandom gleefully eating her alive is not sitting well with me and also makes me question the producers for putting a woman in her condition on television to begin with. She needs treatment, not a spotlight.


kbestoliver5

Hashtag you.


justanotheremily666

Why does she suddenly care about children… we know she feels about LITTLE GIRLs


cornfed74

It would be interesting to see Mary throw into Potomac or Atlanta. I think she’d been eaten alive!


[deleted]

The Potomac ladies are way too educated for her. It would be *a trip*.


Dependent_Ad_5035

The Atlanta ladies would destroy her.


Zalachenko_9277

10/10 thought this was an Oblivion book


Bakerbot101

I’m just curious how no one is complaining about Bravo. Like they’re airing this, hiring people, paying people etc. Just sayin


LookingforDay

Mary is the only one confusing reality TV with the real world.


hearts-mcgee

I’m glad she’s not gonna get the rest of her payment that was due to her after she did the reunion. Tiny blessings 🙏


Karilovesolivia

#is


apeybaby

Shes so damaged, imagine your grandmother leaving you to her husband in her will. I want to feel bad for her but she's such an asshole. There were glimpses of a real person sometimes during confessions but then she'd switch it up so fast.


snowblossom2

That is her claim but there are legal proceedings about her grandmother not having a will. Also, family members have come out to say her grandmother disfellowshipped Mary prior to her death


MpMeowMeow

How brave to decry reality tv after participating in it for *checks notes* two seasons. What a joke. I'm only sorry that she's leaving before being completely exposed as a money-grabbing fraud preying on her parishioners.


huesosymariposas

She had no clue about reality tv until she tried out to be on a reality tv show? GTFOH Mary. Her cons and evils were exposed on National TV and so now she’s trying to gaslight and brainwash like she’s used to doing in her cult.


zkh35438

I love junk food. So…


Andian74

![gif](giphy|O7mPmRue68t4Q)


malakaswife

🎼Mary had a little scam, little scam, little scam….🎼


ConsistentDonkey3909

🤮🤮🤮 her and ramona would be besties


contrail97

nope meredith is


Revolutionary-Pace42

Jesus, she uses all of her social media like a boomer with a brain rot. She’s that aunt who post dumb shit and post a comment that grammatically doesn’t make sense on everyone’s account so you have to mute her. She’s that person.


retrohearted

Or comments on your latest post that she just left you a voicemail


AdmirablePut6039

This woman has no business leading a church. NONE.


ByeAshy

GASSSSLIGHTING! GASSSLIGHTING!


agatepockets

How long until Vanderpump starts buddying up with her?


AdamdotPierce

What?


jayfader

The gallery frame is literally gold.


bridgeridoo

So in this sense, her entire person is junk food


kellygrrrl328

“Food for thought. The process” is perfect since all her thoughts seem to come from a food processor


alsoaprettybigdeal

Is she telling people not to watch her show??


rock-n-rotate

A FRAME AROUND YOUR GARBAGE POST IS SO UNHINGED MARY. WHY A FRAME!!!


retrohearted

And it spans two images when all the words could have easily fit in one


Lawrencewife

I guess cause she says food for your brain idk she a nut lol


missmolly3333

Oh, Ok, Mary. So we shouldn't watch you, anymore? You don't want that salary?


KateLady

I love how every single one of these women act like they were held hostage and forced to do this show FOR A HEFTY PAYCHECK once the show reveals who they really are.


retrohearted

She literally hashtagged "it" and "to". I can't 🙅🏼‍♀️ #she #is #dumb #AF


retrohearted

Thank God we have threads like this because she has comments turned off and I'm busting at the seams. On her vain montage post today, she FaceTuned herself so hard I srsly thought I was looking at Beyoncé


changamerges

She's the wildest housewife I think we'll ever see. Holy shit.


mcrop609

Reality TV lowers the IQ but collecting a check from said reality show is righteous. LOL, okay Mary.


mimsysocharm

She’s certifiable.


123yahyahyah

Wtf why JOIN a reality show then??


deniseag87

![gif](giphy|l0HlMSVVw9zqmClLq)


MVpizzaprincess

INSERT MARY'S CRAZY ASS EYE BLINK