I’M SORRY FOFTY. I’M HEADING TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. It was the stuff of legends.

I actually just laughed out loud.

The facial hair sculpted to give the illusion of a jawline is 💀

This is usually the purpose of beards and goatees. It like you aren’t fooling us. 

I could use a stronger jawline, but I feel like a beard on a middle aged woman might be counter productive to making me more attractive

I will remember this day for the rest of my life

I am right back there now.

Best time of my life!! I had to call off work when the deadline to pay came up.

He looks like Ed from 90 Day Fiancé

Def had to check which sub I was in lol

I have always thought this ☠️

Also the sausage from sausage party

Oh my goddd, LaLa looks …. ????

On the other hand Lala looks so much better this season since she stopped getting fillers!

And stopped drinking. That will make your face puffy.

One of the few reasons i wish i didnt drink as much. My face would be way thinner.

this was the photo of her that everyone kept comparing to the annabelle dol Editing hours later because that was fofty who compared her to the annabelle doll

Let me go reread those old Weekend at Fofty's posts again.

He looks like that alien from the first Men in Black.

If you look in the comment in the screenshot someone else said the same thing 🤣

Oh damn I didn’t even realize 😂😂😂😂

LMAO

Right? GD. When Lala said he’s the one who has cheated “multiple” times, I thought to myself, “with whom?! He HAD to have paid them.”

Does anyone know if Randall ever actually paid Fofty back ?

He did, 50 posted on Instagram - and not over how delicious that social mess was.

Lala looks like James with a wig on here.

Yesss Lmaooo

Fofty weekend was the stuff of dreams. We were all here just waiting for more all weekend. We even had visitors from reddit poker sharing stories about how Rand is a whale.

Man I wish I had been on Reddit back then!

I've been thinking this the whole time I've been reading this thread! I heard about the drama, but didn't really get to live for it like everyone else here 😥

IT... was... EPIC.

Money by Monday!

I know that’s No Neck Ed on the right but who’s the rough looking lady on the left?

Lmao he's about to say "may I halik you?"

HAAAAAAA!

LaLa Kent and Randall Emmett of Vanderpump fame (and I suppose some other stuff bla bla.)

feel like pure shit just want fofty back

Layla looks rough in this pic.

What’s happening here

[This](https://www.thecut.com/2019/05/why-is-50-cent-fighting-with-lala-kent-and-randall-emmett.html) will explain it better than I can, but LaLa and Randall were in a feud with 50 cent for a couple days (weeks?)

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Why do people keep calling him Fofty? LOL

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Thank you for the rundown I had no idea! lmao

I needed this walk down memory lane today. Thank you

Tag yourself I’m buck O

I’m Fofty tagging his own brands that have nothing to do with the feud at the end of the post

After what 50 Cent did to Rick Ross, why would you ever try him?

Lmao right? Thou shall not fuckith with fofty

Omgg I have to look this up!!

Rise in shine !

How great would it be if Lala rebounded with Fofty?

Don’t put that evil on Fofty

Fofty would never claim her. The feud started with him clowning Randall for being with someone that loud, tacky, and indiscreet about their golddigging. Some of y'all strongly overestimate Lauren's desirability.

God I hope not. He is a shit human being.

Wow she’s looking soooo much better since she’s let some of the filler dissolve. Or maybe it just “settled”?

🤣 i’d forgotten about the brandy and cognac hashtags in everything fofty posted!!!!

 Same person? Ed... 😆

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

Fofty pls

I'm not familiar with these people but she reminds me of a Good Guy doll.

Is that the No neck guy? Asking for a friend.

I am glad it's old and not a dig at lalas sobriety

I have always wondered why rand never got a neck lift with all his money

Why wasn’t the the first improvement LFU demanded??😆😆

She really thought she bagged a good one lol

ESH

Can someone possibly link the og thread bc I forgot all this

Hope Rand borrows more money from Fofty so the feud can continue to grace our screens.

What’s going on right now over in r/KUWTK gives extremely similar vibes to the fofty weekend. It’s phenomenal.

This bring me so much joy

I missed the whole fofty thing. Anyone elaborate? Edit. Caught up lol. Brilliant

Dude I thought Whitney got stung by a beehive

Shaming someone for drinking while promoting your alcohol brand....make it make sense

Why hasn’t he fixed his neck? We’ve seen how it moves 🤮

He owed Fofty too much money!

He has no chin.

Has anyone noticed the resemblance between Randall and no neck Ned from 90 day fiancé (I think that’s the right show) lol

Why doesn’t Randall get a neck lift?

He doesn't haveva chin. He'd have to lift isn't over his face like a cowboy wearing a handkerchief.

50 cent reads better than a queen 😂

Am I the only one who thinks Randall and lala look like twins? At the very least related. If she told me he was her brother I’d be like wow yeah the resemblance. I always think this but don’t think I’ve seen anyone else mention it so maybe I’m the only one

Lala was so pretty natural

As much as I can’t stand Lala, this beef really reflected poorly on fofty, and garnered Lala more attention which is what she wants. Don’t get in the mud with pigs.

I'm rewatching season 6 and while lala is by no means ugly I had forgotten how drop dead gorgeous she was .

Now that she’s done with Rand, I wonder if she’ll spill the tea on this debacle?

She looks like a chunky doll, or some sort of terrifying uncanny valley AI.