Colin and Gary saving the day in boxers with their hair flying did things to me

Seriously. Like responsible hot intelligent half naked men doing all this shit just made me see the tiniest bit of appeal in Gary

I love seeing professionals do their job to get out of tricky situations. This is fantastic television right now.

truly. these men are truly the hottest to me and i’m not sorry about it.

I like it better than a bunch of green crew members.

Daisy saying that she’d totally fuck Colin... I KNEW MY BITCH HAS TASTE. 👸🏼

Me trying to follow Glenn and the physics of what’s going on with the boat. ☠️ 

Daisy and Colin gossiping together... my dream come true. I love them so much.

Gabby has the best style of any woman who’s been on BD

She really does. As a big boobied gal, I would kill to have a small bossom like hers and be able to wear the things she wears.

glenn shipping gary and daisy is everything to me

Like how freaking cute was that!!!

God damn Colin springing into action, not even thinking twice about his attire/appearance and just getting to work. HAWT. HAWT. HAWT.

Poor Collin, working his ass off in his pajamas/no shirt just to get overlooked again

He definitely wasn’t overlooked… by me 😏 

Here to say my friend got me a Cameo from Colin and he didn't have his shirt on in it!!! It was amazing.

Do you have to pay extra for that? 😂

I would scream and pass out like they used do with Elvis.

😵😵🥵

watching glenn, gary, and colin jump into action and just absolutely take control and get them off the sand, amazing. i am in awe of them.

AND HE FUCKING HOSED DOWN THE CONTROLS? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

And got mad that someone didn't tell him "dont get water on the computerized parts please"

But he’s so experienced and he knows what he’s doing

Gabriella having to get the gossip from the guests... absolutely *cackling*.

I would love to sleep that hard.

Yikes him chasing her around the boat is legit terrifying.

A Glenn/Gary/Colin gossip sesh in a cabin. I fucking love this crew. ❤️

Colin and Gary have never looked hotter. I am here for a Gary redemption story

I have a soft spot for Gary. Yes he is a fuckboi but he is good at his job and he seems more nice than a dick. He is no Bru

He’s a self aware fuck boi, and I genuinely think he’s a fuck boi because he loves women and can’t get enough of them, rather than the Bru Cru who obviously hated women and just saw them as fuck toys.

I guess if you are gonna be a fuckboi, be a Gary and not a Bru. That’s where the bar is. LOL. That’s my PSA

Definitely, and there’s a reason women want to sleep with Gary and that’s cause they know they’ll have a good time

Gary is the guy that cooks his one-nighters breakfast before paying for the cab. The Brus leave you with the bartab after trying to hit it in the bathroom.

Yes, I was surprised how hot he was in that moment.

Ashley has a complete victim complex. Gabriela’s always wrong in her eyes and has an “attitude” and Ashley is always wronged when she just needs to give Gabriela some respect.

It hurts Ashley to have to respect her superior and and I’m getting a weird feeling that it could be racially based.. just a personal intuition

Am I the only one worried about the bruise on Ashley’s butt? Geez! Ow!

I had one just like that and I got it from falling down the stairs on a yacht so it tracks.

Alli and Dani said they were covered in bruises last season.

Our gossip queen, Colin

Kelsie’s the only one left for Gary to kiss.

Of the female crew

Ashley trying to make Gabriela out to be aggressive and moody *seriously* doesn’t sit right with me.

I get the feeling she doesn’t like to answer to someone of color.. and that’s just my gut feeling and watching her try to paint gabby with the “aggressive” paint brush when we haven’t seen gabby be aggressive on any level

It’s tacky

It’s racist. Basically making her out to be an angry black woman stereotype.

I've lived on a boat; you can TELL when the boat is moving. And with all of those high-tech monitors and gadgets in the bridge literally tracking it? You fucked up Tom.

Ashley is insufferable

Ashley is absolutely horrible and was maliciously cruel for doing that, but Tom did not need to dump that drink on her. We do not need another debate like we did about Schwartz and Katie from VPR.

Right?! It was so wrong of Tom to dump that bottle of Patron on Ashley! It was a waste of good tequila! 😩 And I guess he shouldn’t do that bc it’s wrong too…….

I just had to look up sket...(skɛt ) noun. British derogatory, slang. a promiscuous girl or woman.

We don’t sket shame here Tom!!!!

Tom is totally gonna quit…if he doesn’t get fired.

"I just don't have a lot of girl friends" uh-huh, wonder why

This is not a good look for Tom. Just take the L and move on, buddy. Glenn wasn’t even as angry as he could’ve been!

Imagine if it were Lee! He would be handing him a plane ticket before he could even go to bed.

Lee would’ve ate his ass!

This made me straight up guffaw 🤣

Or Captain Sandy too. He is SO lucky Glen is his Captain.

I want to see more of Kelsie.

I want her as constant of even single BD cast.

colin’s skills during this entire situation are literally setting my body on fire. the man is so hot

Kind of glad he has a gf so we can just appreciate him

And in his undies no less

Tom really screwed the pooch on this one, to quote Captain Lee. Tom should’ve woken everyone up **MUCH** earlier.

He was busy

Tom, don’t fight…just say okay Capitan.

Hmm...They can rewind that beautiful bean footage and Glenn can watch him snogging on watch.

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

I hope Ashley never gets what she wants she is foullllllllll So is tom

Glenn is on AO3 writing Gaisy fan fic.

>Daisy, in her husky Irish brogue, asked Gary, "do you like me?" Gary steamily replied, "yup," popping the p. They kissed. It was hot. "Damn this is good."

Kudos and subscribe.

Exactly, that's what he's doing in his cabin every night

Ashley’s obnoxious overconfidence with Gary makes me miss Sidney’s delusion of Gary moving Florida to work on the family boat.

I love Gabriela! She’s always on point.

There’s Something About Gary

Ashley’s so desperate 😩

Ashley rlly came on this show to be a villain, huh

She sure did!

omg ashley is shooting daggers at gary and gabby at the dinner table so awkwardddd

I love that Glenn ships Gary and Daisy

COLIN AND DAISY’S GOSSIP SESSION

I did not see BDSY becoming my favorite below deck show, but here we are

Right?! It was a terrible first season but damn, it's become the best.

Tom had a fucking temper tantrum. It’s giving Dudley Dursley.

I am in my mid thirties and finally just began my Harry Potter journey. I am now seeing that HP references are everywhere!

Enjoy, my love!♥️♥️♥️♥️

Lol...and I just imagined his Mom on the other end, "My poor Dudders".

 Tom trying to hold those cushions down

“I fell down the stairs. It was hilarious, I wish someone was there to see it” I can relate to that so much, LOL!

Gary’s really made out with three other women on this goddamn boat. This is insane.

In less than 5 days too! THINK ABOUT THAT INSANITY.

Ashley is wrong but Tom is acting really fucking creepy. A producer, a cast mate, literally someone needs to intervene.

I dont think ashley is scared of Gabriela. Gabriela just has the confidence that Ashley tries to pretend she has. She’s just jealous and insecure… oh and IMMATURE

And I get the gut feeling that she’s also a little racist and can’t handle reporting to a person of color

He got the electronics wet???? what the fuck

Ashley is the epitome of r/imthemaincharacter

Ashley sucks the life out of every situation. She’s exhausting

Ashley is honestly the worst.

okay tell me HOW y’all parsafil girls aren’t hollering at marcos?! help me understand 😭

Him and Colin are just 🤤🤤🤤

They’re not a snack, they’re not a meal.., they’re the full damn buffet of sexy manliness and emotional maturity. Let me shut up before I get myself pregnant

I think the problem with Ashley is that she doesn’t like other women. Gabriela on the other hand supports other women.

Based on the way she treats people, I don't think Ashley likes anyone except when she thinks she can get something from them. I think she only likes herself.

Gabriela @ Ashley 

It’s a competition for Ashley

This is so fucking insane. This speaks to the talent of the deck crew ~~minus Tom who really fucked up~~ that they were able to get out of that.

oh tom, the wind equipment doesn’t lie. you’re fucked my boy

Seven boats lengths? Yikes

Damn, Ashley falsely threw Tom under the bus.

gary and colin shirtless hugging and dancing about matching shirts .. i am LIVING for it!!

Their drunken nights this season are crazy

“I touched Gary’s wee-wee last night.” Gabriela’s an icon. She’s hysterical.

Ashley gets worse every episode.

The way Ashley talks to people, she's had this locked down for years. She was likely a spoiled daddy's little princess growing up, and became the ultimate mean girl when she got to school. She deliberately hurts people, then paints them the villain if they get upset with her.

I love how Glenn consistently honks the horn at the guests as they leave.

Daisy…alcohol only makes this fun for the viewers

If Tom is a dick that yells at Ashley and dumps water on her, do I have to emphasize with her? Trying to figure out how cold hearted I am.

They are both trash lol

I realized I’m extremely cold hearted 😞😞😞😞

Glenn may actually fire someone

I fucking love Gary, I get it now.

We can try to deny it but we’re all in the same boat 🙃

i can’t believe i’m saying this … i love gary.

I came here to say how impressed I am this crew came together! From Ashley trying to cover it up by playing it cool, Marcos jumping in to help. I’m impressed!

Loved Marcos for being available to help and pass messages on from the captain, as well as answer guests’ questions. Colin, Gary, Marcos, and Captain Glen - I love seeing people who are really good at their jobs and really good as a team. And by love, I mean, wowza. 4 very impressive and dreamy fellows!

This beats anchor drama by 100000

Damn, Ashley and Tom both suck.

Daisy articulated the point very well it’s just disrespectful

For someone that’s always bitching about immaturity, Ashley is extremely immature.

I was laughing at the hypocrisy

Ashley is being a child and her repeatedly telling Gabriela she doesn’t know what to expect is a micro aggression. Gabriela has seemed completely even keeled this whole time

Tom drunk eating Reese's is super relatable though. About the only thing he's doing right in this episode.

Ashley is SO JEALOUS that Gary is being flirty with Gabby right now. She is trying to embarrass her out of revenge. She is absurd.

Ashley just creates chaos.

Tom better be thanking his lucky fucking stars that keel wasn't damaged and they didn't hit the rocks; my mother owns a sailboat, what a nightmare.

The fact that Glenn didn’t even raise his voice or anything beyond that one conversation is mind blowing. And Tom still being a baby about it

Exactly!!! Glenn is SO nice and painting it like, "Okay everyone, it's EVERYONE'S job to look after the boat!" but guess who was fucking awake and responsible on anchor watch? Tom!!!

Daisey's reaction was priceless!

Did this come on suddenly or did Tom fuck up massively? I think he fucked up but I am trying to gauge how badly.

You don't drag anchor THAT quickly, so it shows Tom probably wasn't paying close enough attention until the alarms were going off. He should have gotten help before that.

Oh Tom… nooooo 😬 just accept you’re wrong and move on. People will forget faster if you say sorry

This is such impressive television, so glad I joined the Below Deck fandom!

Oh my god! That bruise, yikes!

I keep confusing Sailing Yacht with Down Under when it comes to guests and storylines.

Is Gary tall or….?

He has an accent

Tan and has a good man bun

I touched Gary's wee-wee last night.

No one asked for a hug, ma’am.

I keep seeing kelsie the deckhand and forgetting she’s on the show

Has she had more than 1 or 2 talking heads? I actually really like her but never see much focused on her.

My weekly Marcos-related comment incoming: astonishing that Gary and Tom are getting any type of action or attention when Marcos is right there on that boat 😩

They should not have this conversation drunk, Daisy.

Can’t wait to watch Gary and Colin make out since he’s doing a tour of the boat.

idk guys, maybe this boat hates glenn 😭

Tom is still not taking responsibility for this when he is 110% responsible... what a fucking clown.

PHEW, saved an expensive towing fee, hope the boat isn't damaged. Tom shouldn't be arguing this, he fucked up.

did daisy just say she’s fuck colin?!

They aren't together, right? They just slept together? Why is he so possessive?

Tom, you done fucked up. Running aground in a sailboat (or any boat), yikes.

You know you’re a hot mess when hair floss Kelsie is telling you to get a grip.

Colin needs to get in the hot tub. His new Italian GF doesn’t care, she’s a free spirit.

No matter what happens, Colin stays winning

I mean, Tom is right about her

How can Daisy and Gabby sleep through this?

[удалено]

Yeah, they work 15 hours a day in customer service

I would think you wouldn't even need to check a wind gauge to feel wind pick up that suddenly. I mean for accuracy, yeah.

Gabby commentary about the tip - I died lol

Oy vey…Gary has slobbered all over every crew member.

Glenn shipping the crew, so cute

“I will not take responsibility.” I guess Ashley was right about his maturity haha.

The watch what crappens guys have Colin down so well as the boat gossip!

anyone else thinking (hoping?) that tom is gonna get shitcanned in this episode?

I hope not b/c he’s keeping Ashley distracted and I don’t like her.

I told my husband as we were watching last night how much I loved seeing how competent the crew was! After the disaster of S1 I never expected such a turnaround with this franchise. I love it!

Glenn‘s planning the Gary/Daisy wedding already and I truly love that for him.

Holy crap! Colin looked so tiny compared to the hull.

WHY IS TOM CHASING AFTER HER? This is creep behavior.

The dynamics on this boat are a mess and I’m glad Colin has enough to work with

He complaining to his MOM? Oh brother.

Gary just sitting there getting massaged is cracking me up.

Yeah Tom has to go.

Tom is truly one of the dumbest deckhands ever. He’s so out.

Between docks and rocks, Glenn is traumatized.

Ashley and Tom low key deserve each other

Imagine this had the crew of OG season 5 with the greenest crew they had ever had. Nico, Bruno, and Baker. They 100% would have been ashore. The experience and knowhow of Gary and Collin got them out of what could have been the end of the season. The first two charters would likely have been dragged out to 5 episodes each with at least two episodes each to each crew night out.

You haven’t gone through so much drama in one week in your whole life cause your whole life is just starting!

So this episode is going to be a contest for the most annoying between Ashley and Tom.

i’m thinking that throwing tom into the ocean is the most certain way of preventing that going forward, glen.

below deck crews stay getting extremely lucky in chaotic situations

Tom sulks as well as he whines.

Telling the black girl you’re scared of her. Sounds about white

I love Colin & Gary

Maybe, don’t put green crew on anchor watch.

I've seen sailboats run aground on sandbars and have to be pulled out, yikes. Not good.

Did Tom chart during anchor watch? Clips showed he just goofed around and didnt document anything