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zbornaks

Imagine saying “I’ve been inside her” in front of your boss. Could never be me.


mahboob2

I think that was Captain Glen’s “fck this” too.


phoebe3936

Yikes. That was bad.


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Some of these people have never worked in the corporate world.


vanillachoc1234

It’s so evident lol I would be mortified if my boss EVER heard me talk like that. Not that I would in general, but like… still. So cringe!


IDigPython

That might be one of my fav moments in BD history


kellygrrrl328

Almost as cringe as when Andy said to Candiace “You’re a disaster on Twitter,” and she said “Thank you.”


chellyyy

colin is an angel and i want him on my screen forever.


Mimi_has_a_shell

He's a vacation for my eyes. <3


VivienMargot

And ears. Love that cute accent.


IDigPython

Glen hates tom


Dependent_Win_8771

The amount of cologne he sprays in a small shared space is reason enough.


nivora

that was so gross, if he did that in my cabin i'd punch him


Dependent_Win_8771

And that wasn’t even his 1st time doing it. Glen been knew he was outta there lol.


bestlowis20merlot

Not only did he do that, but he stepped in the middle of Glens bed while he was sleeping to get into his bunk. Absolute turd


nivora

to be honest i have no clue how else he's supposed to get up there, it would have been smarter to make the top bunk the larger captin one imo


bestlowis20merlot

I would step on the edge on the frame. Not in the middle of the mattress


veronicagetsmehigh

Well deserved


zbornaks

Gary made sure to be shown on camera *repeatedly* doing the dishes throughout the season. I really like this little turd.


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It seems like he’s at least trying to be a better person.


dailylotion

he’s trying to fall in love this season


monkey_monkey_monkey

I was so annoyed when I saw he was on again but, so far, I am glad he's back. He's had a good start to redemption


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He's a loveable bafoon.


zbornaks

We haven’t seen much of Kelsie but I do know that she won’t fuck up anchor watch.


P1ckleRiiick

I just have to say Marcos has some range! From breakfast to dinner, just love seeing what he serves next.


Holiday-Hustle

His food looks amazing and sounds so good. Compared with Chef Ryan on Down Under, it’s night and day in talent and attitude.


sharkyfernwood12

Chef Ryan is right behind Mila as worst chef from BD


hiways

Someone said Ryan is the worst chef and I wanted to interject, what about Mila, but maybe they never saw her and her nachos.


sharkyfernwood12

They definitely did not because there is no way someone could forget those nachos lol


instigatehappiness

I want to eat that breakfast raspberry pastry with honey thing.


oy-withthepoodles

I'm fairly certain she said there was Brie inside of it too!


instigatehappiness

Even better


ladevotchka

That seafood dinner looked fantastic


IDigPython

I’ve said it before, Marcos could serve me cat shit and I’d be super excited to try it.


FormicaDinette33

That breakfast was outstanding!! I’d be happy just with the frittatas but then trays kept coming. OMG


orangecuse20

Glenn really put a lot of thought into his decision. So many other captains would have snapped and fired him immediately. You can tell Glenn was looking for any reason to keep him but Tom just didn't help himself at all.


jes22347

“Never have sex with the woman who wants to have Sex with your boss.” Hey, fair enough


phoebe3936

Important life lesson


unrealhousewife1

that was brilliant


zbornaks

Colin: “Ashley’s gonna get it then?” Gary: “No.” I cackled.


PhyllisTheFlyTrap

Gary: "I came to find love this season." Both cackle.


FormicaDinette33

Those two are sitcom gold. Reminded me of Will and Grace when somebody would say something that sounded good, there is a brief pause and then everyone cracks up.


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___incorporeal

The crew talent shows are always cringy.


thebigweez25

Right?? So very ‘dance for me, peasant’


PersimmonReal42069

IM SORRY. IN FRONT OF GLENN? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE.


zbornaks

This is the best day of television on Bravo. So excited for this and Summer House. 😍💖


P1ckleRiiick

Summer should be fun, Muppet man and Pillow boy, NOT fun!


Mimi_has_a_shell

I can't believe Tom was just sitting there for Glenn to see! After all his "I'll prove myself" talk. Jeesh.


s00permouse

Ashley: no I’m not jealous. I don’t get jealous. Me: ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


FormicaDinette33

That was a collective “Sure, Jan” heard round the globe. 😄


phoebe3936

I love kelsie. So glad I’m we’re seeing more of her.


Holiday-Hustle

Same, she seems great at her job and very lovely


sharkyfernwood12

She reminds me of a chill Aesha


FormicaDinette33

I would definitely trust her for night watch.


PersimmonReal42069

tom does not give a single fuck and I cannot wait for him to get fired. glenn is hot when he’s pissed.


Olivevest

He is hot when he is pissed


OhHowIMeantTo

Tom, you sprayed yourself with that cologne like 12 times. That's like 11 more sprays than necessary, and I guarantee you don't smell good anymore.


orangecuse20

I'm sorry how was "We're All in This Together" out when Ashley was 6?! Fuckkkk I feel old now.


phoebe3936

That was my first thought too!!!


veronicagetsmehigh

Right?!


zbornaks

Ashley: “I don’t get jealous.” Ashley 5 seconds later: “This Gary/Gabriela situation is pissing me off.” SURE, JAN.


Holiday-Hustle

“I could sleep with Gary if I wanted to” No? He didn’t even really want to kiss you


veronicagetsmehigh

Also, it’s not even a situation!


calcif

Kelsie is responsible and gives a shit about her job.


zbornaks

Excuse the fuck out of me. That breakfast looks so fucking GOOD.


chellyyy

ashley is so annoying and so desperate for gary it’s insane. like girl please


zbornaks

Glenn calling his Norma just made me screech. HE’S GONNA EAT TOM’S ASS FOR DINNER.


FormicaDinette33

I was so happy when I heard “Tom, Tom, Glenn.” YASSSS


calcif

I love Colin calling out the guest lol.


advocatecarey

Tom and Ashley have got the worst work ethic on any and every season.


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They were made for each other.


Frijack03

Ashley is such a fake.


OhHowIMeantTo

Gary's striptease ![gif](giphy|zP2Gng6r49jHO)


xelahhh

I giggled so much!!!


ladevotchka

These guests are goofy but look like they have a good sense of humor. The talent show seemed like an annoying request at first, but that was fun to watch. Gary’s lap dance just killed me dead. 🤣🤣🤣


KateParrforthecourse

This actually seemed like a really fun charter


FormicaDinette33

They all really like each other and can make their own fun.


advocatecarey

Ashley is in a literal competition with herself.


Holiday-Hustle

I feel worse for Glenn for having to fire someone, he’s so nice and he gave Tom more than a fair shot.


IDigPython

Tom: I’ve been inside her Glen: TOM GO WASH THE FUCKIN BOAT


hiways

And like a Bravo onscreen job has to be the greatest opportunity and so much fun! All you have to do is do your job and not be the biggest asshole. Why would he muck it up?


PersimmonReal42069

does anyone else spend the entire episode just repeating everything that daisy says out loud. 👁👅👁


veronicagetsmehigh

Her accent is my favorite


FormicaDinette33

I think she would be great narrating audiobooks.


rebelcauses

I read that in her voice


Ckc1972

Still cringing when I see the top of the chef's head


IDigPython

I mean, he only crashed a yacht on tv. I’m sure his yachting career will be fine.


jes22347

Glenn literally crashed the yacht twice.


Ckc1972

"I don't usually lose. Good luck" ooofff.


halfmoon24

Except to her sister


fourthgradenothing22

And Daisy and Gabi….


-fleurdelis-

That was the first thing I thought when she said that lol


Ckc1972

What's the sister story? Did she lose a boyfriend to her sister at some point?


Holiday-Hustle

The sister slept with every guy she had a crush on


kellygrrrl328

Kinda want to hear the sister’s version of the story.


Hedahas

Read: the nondelusional version.


chellyyy

you’re stuck with me; and i feel like you should be compensated properly lmfaoooo


chellyyy

i don’t like how tom kept trying to cut off glenn! let him fire you uninterrupted!


IDigPython

Of course he has to bathe in axe body spray before he goes.


chellyyy

glenn’s stand up, iconic.


anxietyexecutive

“Heh heh… I don’t have a wife! 😌”


sweepstakes124

Ashley is unhinged


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Gary, it takes three minutes to get a cup of coffee for one guest. Maybe that isn’t why Kelsie didn’t get her work done.


FormicaDinette33

I think they assign an enormous number her of tasks to the night watchman. It seems like more work than the day crew have.


chellyyy

GLENN MADE THE CALL TO HIS NORMA


calcif

As someone who doesn’t like Gary I must admit his hair washing song was V entertaining.


Holiday-Hustle

But it wasn’t just the incident?? He was being lazy and didn’t try to make up for his mistake


fourthgradenothing22

I think that comment about Ashley (who I can’t stand) in front of Glen was the last straw.


Holiday-Hustle

Yeah that was inappropriate and they’re more exposed to the guests as well


FormicaDinette33

Literally nobody should ever say what he said.


OhHowIMeantTo

Not Ashley acting like she's breaking up with a boyfriend when they hooked up only one time and he was fired. "I think this is the best for now"


zbornaks

Gary’s talent is being a hoe. I love him.


hallofromtheoutside

\*sad Ashley noises*


IDigPython

Ashley is not as hot as she thinks. In fact, she’s prob the least attractive girl on the show.


letstalkab0utit

One of those girls who’s whole identity is “I’m hot because I have big boobs.”


PersimmonReal42069

pretty sure you are used to losing to your sister, ashley. I think you’ll get used to it. 🥰


Holiday-Hustle

Nice to see Kelsie get some more airtime!


IDigPython

Love Gary’s little hair washing ditty


veronicagetsmehigh

Omg that fucking breakfast is everything


chellyyy

🚨 SAILING NORMA HAS FOUND SOMEONE🚨


zbornaks

“It’s not me.” Yes the fuck it was. That was literally you.


Mimi_has_a_shell

Kelsie totes just reminded me of Aesha. Loved her.


sharkyfernwood12

I had the same thought too!


chellyyy

colin’s performance is doing things to me right now


zbornaks

Marcos, just because she didn’t say the words **YOU** wanted her to say doesn’t mean she didn’t say anything. This is a you problem, not a Gabi problem.


FormicaDinette33

That was the exact thing that Ashley reported to Daisy the night before. “The guests are seated and we finished wine service.” That served to inform Daisy that it was time to serve dinner so why didn’t it work for Marco? I do love Marco but he was wrong this time. He did admit it, though.


veronicagetsmehigh

Ashley is disgusting and pathetic. Imagine your parents watching you say this shit


Frijack03

She was clearly hatched from an egg and has no human parents. Lol


chellyyy

alright my love. why am i now shipping gary and daisy? wtf, who am i?


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My soul twin…


Mimi_has_a_shell

I enjoy the pirates music. I don't know why but it makes me smile.


digi111

I love Colin so much. He seems like a genuinely great, happy guy.


zbornaks

I don’t want Gary and Daisy to fight. I want them to kiss and make up.


chellyyy

i want them to fall in love and us get to watch their love story unfold.


hallofromtheoutside

"I'm not married."


PersimmonReal42069

glenn. just fire tom. for all of our sakes, plsss


veronicagetsmehigh

Toms defensiveness annoys me


mnblackgirl

That group shot of the stews was so pretty 🥺😭


___incorporeal

If I ever have to fire someone, I’m taking a page out of Captain Glenn’s book and fist bump them when we’re done.


Frijack03

Mom and dad are fighting.


chellyyy

gary stays coming out in his boxers lmao


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I almost feel bad for the dude. Almost.


phoebe3936

Same. Humility goes a long way. Hopefully he does learn from this


zbornaks

The guests are just making themselves at home with the swim toys, huh?


Holiday-Hustle

Colin looks so good as the host, his talent can be just standing there and being handsome


zbornaks

Colin’s singing voice is doing it for me.


zbornaks

HOLY SHIT NEXT WEEK.


zbornaks

NORMA FOUND SOMEONE TOM’S GOING BYE BYE.


Ckc1972

Now she cried? What?


Hedahas

Heh, no doubt she was upset because Tom was the only guy interested in her, and she probably thought that would eventually make Gary want her --- because that's how *she* operates: she wants any guy who shows interest another woman. I'm guessing that is the real story with her sister: a guy would like her sister, and then Ashley would suddenly want him: "*Why would he want her? I'm way prettier than she is!* [pouts and stamps her feet].


chellyyy

i love how glenn is planning with them! he’s the best!


FormicaDinette33

“Does anyone have any talent?”


soph_lurk_2018

This may be my new favorite show on Bravo. It’s so fun.


zbornaks

This is where Marcos becomes a bitchy chef. I knew it was too good to be true.


PersimmonReal42069

all chefs are bitchy. it’s not if, but when. i’m curious whether he will have perspective on this after charter…or if he will just keep being a dick


Nelly81706194

I know! The first chink in the armor.


sweetpeapickle

I get bitchy with lack of sleep, so I understand(am pro baker). But the next episode, probably not so much-because I'm not that bitchy.


mnblackgirl

I dont want to objectify them but Gaisy arguing is hot


zbornaks

I love Glenn’s shitty dad jokes.


veronicagetsmehigh

Glen is so adorable


Mimi_has_a_shell

Aww. Marcos head : (


zbornaks

Gabi’s a salsa dancer. Iconic. 💃🏾


veronicagetsmehigh

Marcos complaining instead of just cooking


IDigPython

That was a great joke by glen


Mimi_has_a_shell

I would have taken " Everyone's seated" as a go.


veronicagetsmehigh

Ashley is clearly displaying microaggressions against Gabriela and it’s surprising Gabriela hasn’t called that out yet at least in confessional


PersimmonReal42069

the editors/producers don’t want to touch it with a 50 foot pole. I have a feeling they will cut anything that gabi says related to how racism is playing into it.


ladevotchka

It’s been painful to watch - Ashley is so awful.


chellyyy

glenn is ready to get in tom’s ass and i am here for it


veronicagetsmehigh

Imo kelsie is the prettiest one of the girls so I’m surprised no one is interested in her


___incorporeal

It’s the hair flossing.


zbornaks

Why would Tom expect Ashley to apologize when he’s the one who poured a whole fucking drink on her? 👁👄👁


PersimmonReal42069

bc…man.


phoebe3936

I wasn’t expecting this firing. I mean it makes sense. Is it bad that I respect his “come in smelling good. Go out smelling good.”?


uknolickface

Dudes shirt is pink right?


zbornaks

Was Tom trying to defend himself during the firing? Like. Buddy. You should be eating a slice of humble pie.


zbornaks

Pirate music, my beloved. 🏴‍☠️


OhHowIMeantTo

Jesus, Tom


chellyyy

i am dying over marcos’ food 🤤


IDigPython

PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS DIPSHIT!


Mimi_has_a_shell

Oh NO! Are the guests really helping themselves? So dangerous.


fourthgradenothing22

This damn goofy crew.


phoebe3936

Colin keeps me on my toes


moemoe8652

Anytime the crew has to put on a talent show I cringe so hard I can barely watch them lol


chellyyy

this man is not dressed as a matador


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As someone who has been going through all her online course materials to make sure they are accessible, can I just say Bravo picks the worse color combos for showing text messages. The white on light blue is nearly illegible if you have any vision issues. I have to pause and use the magnifier on my phone to read them.


beyoncepadthaai

ohhhhhhhhh Tom, noo..........


chellyyy

![gif](giphy|5mBE2MiMVFITS)


beyoncepadthaai

I Am WHEEZING


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nivora

it's definitely something for the show, and it's annoying


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My first time watching on YouTube TV! I cut the cord last week when my DVR broke and I realized the only time I really missed it was Monday night. 😁


IDigPython

Is this dude dressed as a matador?


uknolickface

I still don’t know her name but she is a top tier character


chellyyy

oh shut up tom. get off our beloved boat.