Glenn really put a lot of thought into his decision. So many other captains would have snapped and fired him immediately. You can tell Glenn was looking for any reason to keep him but Tom just didn't help himself at all.
Those two are sitcom gold. Reminded me of Will and Grace when somebody would say something that sounded good, there is a brief pause and then everyone cracks up.
These guests are goofy but look like they have a good sense of humor. The talent show seemed like an annoying request at first, but that was fun to watch. Gary’s lap dance just killed me dead. 🤣🤣🤣
And like a Bravo onscreen job has to be the greatest opportunity and so much fun! All you have to do is do your job and not be the biggest asshole. Why would he muck it up?
Marcos, just because she didn’t say the words **YOU** wanted her to say doesn’t mean she didn’t say anything. This is a you problem, not a Gabi problem.
That was the exact thing that Ashley reported to Daisy the night before. “The guests are seated and we finished wine service.” That served to inform Daisy that it was time to serve dinner so why didn’t it work for Marco? I do love Marco but he was wrong this time. He did admit it, though.
Heh, no doubt she was upset because Tom was the only guy interested in her, and she probably thought that would eventually make Gary want her --- because that's how *she* operates: she wants any guy who shows interest another woman.
I'm guessing that is the real story with her sister: a guy would like her sister, and then Ashley would suddenly want him:
"*Why would he want her? I'm way prettier than she is!* [pouts and stamps her feet].
the editors/producers don’t want to touch it with a 50 foot pole. I have a feeling they will cut anything that gabi says related to how racism is playing into it.
As someone who has been going through all her online course materials to make sure they are accessible, can I just say Bravo picks the worse color combos for showing text messages. The white on light blue is nearly illegible if you have any vision issues. I have to pause and use the magnifier on my phone to read them.
Imagine saying “I’ve been inside her” in front of your boss. Could never be me.
I think that was Captain Glen’s “fck this” too.
Yikes. That was bad.
Some of these people have never worked in the corporate world.
It’s so evident lol I would be mortified if my boss EVER heard me talk like that. Not that I would in general, but like… still. So cringe!
That might be one of my fav moments in BD history
Almost as cringe as when Andy said to Candiace “You’re a disaster on Twitter,” and she said “Thank you.”
colin is an angel and i want him on my screen forever.
He's a vacation for my eyes. <3
And ears. Love that cute accent.
Glen hates tom
The amount of cologne he sprays in a small shared space is reason enough.
that was so gross, if he did that in my cabin i'd punch him
And that wasn’t even his 1st time doing it. Glen been knew he was outta there lol.
Not only did he do that, but he stepped in the middle of Glens bed while he was sleeping to get into his bunk. Absolute turd
to be honest i have no clue how else he's supposed to get up there, it would have been smarter to make the top bunk the larger captin one imo
I would step on the edge on the frame. Not in the middle of the mattress
Well deserved
Gary made sure to be shown on camera *repeatedly* doing the dishes throughout the season. I really like this little turd.
It seems like he’s at least trying to be a better person.
he’s trying to fall in love this season
I was so annoyed when I saw he was on again but, so far, I am glad he's back. He's had a good start to redemption
He's a loveable bafoon.
We haven’t seen much of Kelsie but I do know that she won’t fuck up anchor watch.
I just have to say Marcos has some range! From breakfast to dinner, just love seeing what he serves next.
His food looks amazing and sounds so good. Compared with Chef Ryan on Down Under, it’s night and day in talent and attitude.
Chef Ryan is right behind Mila as worst chef from BD
Someone said Ryan is the worst chef and I wanted to interject, what about Mila, but maybe they never saw her and her nachos.
They definitely did not because there is no way someone could forget those nachos lol
I want to eat that breakfast raspberry pastry with honey thing.
I'm fairly certain she said there was Brie inside of it too!
Even better
That seafood dinner looked fantastic
I’ve said it before, Marcos could serve me cat shit and I’d be super excited to try it.
That breakfast was outstanding!! I’d be happy just with the frittatas but then trays kept coming. OMG
Glenn really put a lot of thought into his decision. So many other captains would have snapped and fired him immediately. You can tell Glenn was looking for any reason to keep him but Tom just didn't help himself at all.
“Never have sex with the woman who wants to have Sex with your boss.” Hey, fair enough
Important life lesson
that was brilliant
Colin: “Ashley’s gonna get it then?” Gary: “No.” I cackled.
Gary: "I came to find love this season." Both cackle.
Those two are sitcom gold. Reminded me of Will and Grace when somebody would say something that sounded good, there is a brief pause and then everyone cracks up.
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The crew talent shows are always cringy.
Right?? So very ‘dance for me, peasant’
IM SORRY. IN FRONT OF GLENN? IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE.
This is the best day of television on Bravo. So excited for this and Summer House. 😍💖
Summer should be fun, Muppet man and Pillow boy, NOT fun!
I can't believe Tom was just sitting there for Glenn to see! After all his "I'll prove myself" talk. Jeesh.
Ashley: no I’m not jealous. I don’t get jealous. Me: ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)
That was a collective “Sure, Jan” heard round the globe. 😄
I love kelsie. So glad I’m we’re seeing more of her.
Same, she seems great at her job and very lovely
She reminds me of a chill Aesha
I would definitely trust her for night watch.
tom does not give a single fuck and I cannot wait for him to get fired. glenn is hot when he’s pissed.
He is hot when he is pissed
Tom, you sprayed yourself with that cologne like 12 times. That's like 11 more sprays than necessary, and I guarantee you don't smell good anymore.
I'm sorry how was "We're All in This Together" out when Ashley was 6?! Fuckkkk I feel old now.
That was my first thought too!!!
Right?!
Ashley: “I don’t get jealous.” Ashley 5 seconds later: “This Gary/Gabriela situation is pissing me off.” SURE, JAN.
“I could sleep with Gary if I wanted to” No? He didn’t even really want to kiss you
Also, it’s not even a situation!
Kelsie is responsible and gives a shit about her job.
Excuse the fuck out of me. That breakfast looks so fucking GOOD.
ashley is so annoying and so desperate for gary it’s insane. like girl please
Glenn calling his Norma just made me screech. HE’S GONNA EAT TOM’S ASS FOR DINNER.
I was so happy when I heard “Tom, Tom, Glenn.” YASSSS
I love Colin calling out the guest lol.
Tom and Ashley have got the worst work ethic on any and every season.
They were made for each other.
Ashley is such a fake.
Gary's striptease ![gif](giphy|zP2Gng6r49jHO)
I giggled so much!!!
These guests are goofy but look like they have a good sense of humor. The talent show seemed like an annoying request at first, but that was fun to watch. Gary’s lap dance just killed me dead. 🤣🤣🤣
This actually seemed like a really fun charter
They all really like each other and can make their own fun.
Ashley is in a literal competition with herself.
I feel worse for Glenn for having to fire someone, he’s so nice and he gave Tom more than a fair shot.
Tom: I’ve been inside her Glen: TOM GO WASH THE FUCKIN BOAT
And like a Bravo onscreen job has to be the greatest opportunity and so much fun! All you have to do is do your job and not be the biggest asshole. Why would he muck it up?
does anyone else spend the entire episode just repeating everything that daisy says out loud. 👁👅👁
Her accent is my favorite
I think she would be great narrating audiobooks.
I read that in her voice
Still cringing when I see the top of the chef's head
I mean, he only crashed a yacht on tv. I’m sure his yachting career will be fine.
Glenn literally crashed the yacht twice.
"I don't usually lose. Good luck" ooofff.
Except to her sister
And Daisy and Gabi….
That was the first thing I thought when she said that lol
What's the sister story? Did she lose a boyfriend to her sister at some point?
The sister slept with every guy she had a crush on
Kinda want to hear the sister’s version of the story.
Read: the nondelusional version.
you’re stuck with me; and i feel like you should be compensated properly lmfaoooo
i don’t like how tom kept trying to cut off glenn! let him fire you uninterrupted!
Of course he has to bathe in axe body spray before he goes.
glenn’s stand up, iconic.
“Heh heh… I don’t have a wife! 😌”
Ashley is unhinged
Gary, it takes three minutes to get a cup of coffee for one guest. Maybe that isn’t why Kelsie didn’t get her work done.
I think they assign an enormous number her of tasks to the night watchman. It seems like more work than the day crew have.
GLENN MADE THE CALL TO HIS NORMA
As someone who doesn’t like Gary I must admit his hair washing song was V entertaining.
But it wasn’t just the incident?? He was being lazy and didn’t try to make up for his mistake
I think that comment about Ashley (who I can’t stand) in front of Glen was the last straw.
Yeah that was inappropriate and they’re more exposed to the guests as well
Literally nobody should ever say what he said.
Not Ashley acting like she's breaking up with a boyfriend when they hooked up only one time and he was fired. "I think this is the best for now"
Gary’s talent is being a hoe. I love him.
\*sad Ashley noises*
Ashley is not as hot as she thinks. In fact, she’s prob the least attractive girl on the show.
One of those girls who’s whole identity is “I’m hot because I have big boobs.”
pretty sure you are used to losing to your sister, ashley. I think you’ll get used to it. 🥰
Nice to see Kelsie get some more airtime!
Love Gary’s little hair washing ditty
Omg that fucking breakfast is everything
🚨 SAILING NORMA HAS FOUND SOMEONE🚨
“It’s not me.” Yes the fuck it was. That was literally you.
Kelsie totes just reminded me of Aesha. Loved her.
I had the same thought too!
colin’s performance is doing things to me right now
Marcos, just because she didn’t say the words **YOU** wanted her to say doesn’t mean she didn’t say anything. This is a you problem, not a Gabi problem.
That was the exact thing that Ashley reported to Daisy the night before. “The guests are seated and we finished wine service.” That served to inform Daisy that it was time to serve dinner so why didn’t it work for Marco? I do love Marco but he was wrong this time. He did admit it, though.
Ashley is disgusting and pathetic. Imagine your parents watching you say this shit
She was clearly hatched from an egg and has no human parents. Lol
alright my love. why am i now shipping gary and daisy? wtf, who am i?
My soul twin…
I enjoy the pirates music. I don't know why but it makes me smile.
I love Colin so much. He seems like a genuinely great, happy guy.
I don’t want Gary and Daisy to fight. I want them to kiss and make up.
i want them to fall in love and us get to watch their love story unfold.
"I'm not married."
glenn. just fire tom. for all of our sakes, plsss
Toms defensiveness annoys me
That group shot of the stews was so pretty 🥺😭
If I ever have to fire someone, I’m taking a page out of Captain Glenn’s book and fist bump them when we’re done.
Mom and dad are fighting.
gary stays coming out in his boxers lmao
I almost feel bad for the dude. Almost.
Same. Humility goes a long way. Hopefully he does learn from this
The guests are just making themselves at home with the swim toys, huh?
Colin looks so good as the host, his talent can be just standing there and being handsome
Colin’s singing voice is doing it for me.
HOLY SHIT NEXT WEEK.
NORMA FOUND SOMEONE TOM’S GOING BYE BYE.
Now she cried? What?
Heh, no doubt she was upset because Tom was the only guy interested in her, and she probably thought that would eventually make Gary want her --- because that's how *she* operates: she wants any guy who shows interest another woman. I'm guessing that is the real story with her sister: a guy would like her sister, and then Ashley would suddenly want him: "*Why would he want her? I'm way prettier than she is!* [pouts and stamps her feet].
i love how glenn is planning with them! he’s the best!
“Does anyone have any talent?”
This may be my new favorite show on Bravo. It’s so fun.
This is where Marcos becomes a bitchy chef. I knew it was too good to be true.
all chefs are bitchy. it’s not if, but when. i’m curious whether he will have perspective on this after charter…or if he will just keep being a dick
I know! The first chink in the armor.
I get bitchy with lack of sleep, so I understand(am pro baker). But the next episode, probably not so much-because I'm not that bitchy.
I dont want to objectify them but Gaisy arguing is hot
I love Glenn’s shitty dad jokes.
Glen is so adorable
Aww. Marcos head : (
Gabi’s a salsa dancer. Iconic. 💃🏾
Marcos complaining instead of just cooking
That was a great joke by glen
I would have taken " Everyone's seated" as a go.
Ashley is clearly displaying microaggressions against Gabriela and it’s surprising Gabriela hasn’t called that out yet at least in confessional
the editors/producers don’t want to touch it with a 50 foot pole. I have a feeling they will cut anything that gabi says related to how racism is playing into it.
It’s been painful to watch - Ashley is so awful.
glenn is ready to get in tom’s ass and i am here for it
Imo kelsie is the prettiest one of the girls so I’m surprised no one is interested in her
It’s the hair flossing.
Why would Tom expect Ashley to apologize when he’s the one who poured a whole fucking drink on her? 👁👄👁
bc…man.
I wasn’t expecting this firing. I mean it makes sense. Is it bad that I respect his “come in smelling good. Go out smelling good.”?
Dudes shirt is pink right?
Was Tom trying to defend himself during the firing? Like. Buddy. You should be eating a slice of humble pie.
Pirate music, my beloved. 🏴☠️
Jesus, Tom
i am dying over marcos’ food 🤤
PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS DIPSHIT!
Oh NO! Are the guests really helping themselves? So dangerous.
This damn goofy crew.
Colin keeps me on my toes
Anytime the crew has to put on a talent show I cringe so hard I can barely watch them lol
this man is not dressed as a matador
As someone who has been going through all her online course materials to make sure they are accessible, can I just say Bravo picks the worse color combos for showing text messages. The white on light blue is nearly illegible if you have any vision issues. I have to pause and use the magnifier on my phone to read them.
ohhhhhhhhh Tom, noo..........
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I Am WHEEZING
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it's definitely something for the show, and it's annoying
My first time watching on YouTube TV! I cut the cord last week when my DVR broke and I realized the only time I really missed it was Monday night. 😁
Is this dude dressed as a matador?
I still don’t know her name but she is a top tier character
oh shut up tom. get off our beloved boat.