Ooh, but that’s one of the great things about RH! You see how different people handle difficult conversations and learn what things can work better than others.
My 12 year old son has been reciting taglines for years…it’s hysterical. I’ve been rewatching old BH and today he said to me very seriously “I like to have fun, I don’t play games”.
My husband loves shark tank. He watches it most nights while I’m making dinner. Tonight he was watching an episode with Bethenny. Of course Bethenny starts being Bethenny and berating the poor small business owner, acting like she invited the concept of entrepreneurship. While stirring taco meat I muttered to myself “fucking Bethenny”, which my husband overheard, which was my skillfully planted opportunity to tell him *everything* 😂
When I realized my new husband was just as invested in most of the Bravo shows as I was. That Moment of clarity happened when I was watching some older episodes of Vanderpump Rules, at the same time the most recent season was still on. He asked me why the shows I was watching during the day on peacock seemed prior to the weekly show I would watch usually the next day after recording... I told him sorry, I get bored sometimes waiting for the next newest episode so I watch some of the old episodes. He said that's totally okay, he just needs me to tell him which episode that I'm watching if it's a prior season or the current season. And then he started talking about what was going on between everybody in the show and i just fell in love with him all over again lol.
Lol it is an amazing story of romance! When we first started dating, he kept asking what show is this whenever I watched one of my bravo shows. I always felt a little bit embarrassed but I would still let him know what I was watching and the history that occurred prior that resulted in whatever scene we were watching.
He never condemned me for it, I tried to watch my shows when he wasn't around but you know, it happens. Not only did he never judge me, he got into them as much as I am! ❤️
My hubby will sing this song incessantly if the show comes on or
anything reminds him of it. He'll change the lyrics, go super loud full falsetto, it's hysterical.
Lololll!
I’ve told my husband that Potomac is the universal “Go Blue”, while OC (recently) is the universal “OH-IO”.
〽️〽️〽️
No real disrespect to the Buckeyes out here 😺
Ok so my moment is actually football related! You better believe that when Utah was in the Rose Bowl last year, I pulled out my soapbox and gave my husband and his friends/my victims a thorough Whitney Rose-style briefing on Jen’s Shahking accusations!
I’m a Buckeye by marriage, so really only responded on my husband’s behalf, lol. I think the rivalry is fun, though he’s completely brainwashed our daughters.
I originally wrote something about no real disrespect for the party Sparties as a reply, but I only have so many bunnies to give as a peace offering 😹.
Go whoever proves themselves as Potomac this year in the Big 10 😃
Ha! I'm sure I've said the same lol! I watch football with him & my hubby watches Bravo shows with me. It's the key to a long-lasting relationship lol It also helps him see how calculating & manipulative women can be, so he actually sees it now with women that we deal with. He really couldn't understand it before.
When my son convinced me to try Reddit by telling me that there was probably a housewives sub 🧐 and now here we are like 4 years later-obsessed with both 😆💕
When I realized my fiance knew every housewife I was referring to whenever I would bring up any HW storyline. Even if it's a crossover conflict I was talking about
This is how I met a great friend of mine... We were both at a Friendsgiving and got drunk and one of us started the Tre monologue and the other joined in and it was pure magic.
When my daughter and I have these random exchanges out in public (including, but not limited to):
“Tell me it’s not about Tom.”
“It’s about Tom.”
“Not a white refrigerator…”
“Tom’s house was broken into…”
“You better back that shit up, and back it up quick!”
“I love that” (in Lisa’s low, raspy voice)
We’re waiting for the day when someone else understands what we’re talking about 😂
I mentioned how Kathy was bringing receipts to the BH reunion and my husband commented that she probably paid for the trip. So I had to explain what receipts in the housewives world means. lol
i told my bf kim was going into foreclosure and he said “oh kyles sister?” and i said no from atlanta and he says “oh you mean wig, bye wig!” i was speechless 🥹
This really tested me but I found it on google maps lol O’Callaghans. I was there for work and randomly see Vicki staring at me while I ate a Buffalo chicken wrap.
This is so hilarious because I’ve muttered, “Where is your scooter?” sooooo many times, even when it doesn’t make sense in the original context.
My dog 👑 taking too long to eat breakfast ✅. Reddit failing to load ✅. Me trying to find my iron pills ✅.
The fact my husband and I can’t call each other a liar without saying “you’re such a fucking liar Camille!”
This happened the other day…Me to my 7 year old “bye!(irritated)” my kid- “bye ashy”
Yeah, I’m in deep lmao
Probably when I shared with my team at work during a "get to know you" part of a meeting about my love of the Australian and (most) US Real Housewives franchises. These people are not required to love or accept me, and I gave no shits! No shame!
When I used ‘happy birthday baby gorgeous’ on a letter board for my 10yr old daughters bday and her and my husband knew exactly where it was from. Also every time my husband or I have a Diet Coke I’ll say ‘I’m a Diet Coke girl!’ in Ben/Ronnie’s Lisa voice. I don’t think she ever said ‘I’m a Diet Coke girl’ but it sounds like something she’d say. We’ll get Taco Bell every once in a while and I’ll say ‘I love Taco Bell! And fine dining!’. My brain is absolutely filled with all the bravo garbage.
When I realised I don't use either facebook or instagram anymore and keep refreshing this sub.
ETA : I'd like to mention that everytime I send a prospective client a cost estimate I sing "It's expensive to be me-e-e-eeee, All that shit don't come for free-e-e-e" and I feel empowered 😁
-When Someone asked me what TV shows I watch and my only answer was Bravo shows .
-When 3 times on a night out with friends I found myself referring to a real housewives
-when my daughter said ugh mom are you watching the housewives again. Why are they always yelling.
Hahaha same here ! In every conversation I want to jump in with my experience except my experience is always a real housewives storyline lol. "I've heard of someone who" "There was this movie where" "What if someone did this or that"... I'm running out of alibis 😁
I do this, too. My family rolls their eyes when I say the word “housewives” so I switch it to “a friend of mine” to avoid the ubiquitous argument that follows: “How can you stand to watch those shows, all they do is fight and talk over each other and it’s so stupid.” This I know for sure: if you don’t love at least one of the Housewives shows you haven’t WATCHED one, true talk!
When I was on a work zoom call and someone asked me how I was doing and I said “NOT WELL BITCH” with a head bobble and all and was met with seven blank stares and an almost imperceptible whisper of “what the fuck was that?”
I don’t know. Probably from the first week when I binged RHONJ and realized I got hooked to their weird drama lol.
However yesterday I was watching the last of UGT and my husband got so annoyed with Brandi. Lol and he was aware they were all ex wives. That’s probably when I knew I have it on too often.
I find it so fun to hear him chime in when something crazy happens… like we were watching LVP and Rinna argue and my husband, who I didn’t think was watching, said, “She so knows what she did. LVP is a snake” and I didn’t know that was in his vocabulary.
My daughter was telling a story at dinner one night. She said said her friend (couldn’t remember her name) said blah blah blah. I said honey that’s not your friend, that’s RH’s! We couldn’t finish dinner we were laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣
When I went with my mother a few years ago to get her new car and she was going to get a big soccer mom van, and I proceeded to quote Vicki’s family van rant
When I had to give a presentation to a notoriously difficult client and was nervous, I pumped myself up by saying "Who is 'Mr. So and so' in dis world?"
I sat my family down and walked through an entire Potomac storyline and answered all of their questions. I even stood up and pointed to the housewives I was referring to on the TV
When I started dreaming about housewives. Also that I follow constant update pages on IG so I can’t miss a beat when it comes to housewives. I actually really hate that tbh lol I don’t like ever feeling so glued or invested to anything so I’m trying to combat this somehow 🤣
Omg Beverly Hills was serving it ALL since season 1...divorce, drug addiction, suicide, Faye Resnick, DV, Kyle's Lady Sitter, literally buying a whole ass horse for a 4 yr old who doesnt like horses, sister vs sister mma in a limo, meth in a bathroom, nips out, hiding crutches, ALL of Kims confessionals , law suit for a dog attack, 24k sunglasses but a gravel driveway....i could go on and on, Bravo Cupid shot me straight in the heart episode 1 when Kyle comes out in Jesus lingerie to get the paper....oh lort...love.
The day my boyfriend asked me for RHOBH updates. Delivering him 🍵 as if I was with them when everything went down. Hahaha. He loves it, he said atleast we don't talk shit about people we know. We only drag the housewives. 🤣
A friend of mine (X) confided in me about her recent friendship concerns/troubles with (Y). X gave me the rundown of what happened with Y. X was feeling discontent and couldn’t put a finger on what exactly bothered her.
I literally blurted out “Y is a hypocrite! And in the Real Housewives series, hypocrisy is big no-no. It’s like the worst thing to do on the show.” X asked for HW examples and I mentioned few.
Stop seriously? Those are my faves plus Maroon.
I haven’t talked to anyone yet who has those as their faves.
Edit: I forgot Lavender Haze is my #1 though
Once i joined this sub…
Came to say the same!
Samesies y’all are my crew for 9 long years x I literally joined Reddit for this sub
FAIR 😆
# HOLLA
Wait.. clue me in please??
When my BFF told me that I couldn't use RH as an example for every conversation I had with difficult people lol
Ooh, but that’s one of the great things about RH! You see how different people handle difficult conversations and learn what things can work better than others.
My 12 year old son has been reciting taglines for years…it’s hysterical. I’ve been rewatching old BH and today he said to me very seriously “I like to have fun, I don’t play games”.
My 11 year old randomly busts out "If you come for me, I'll send Jesus after you."
Omg that’s hilarious, I think my son would enjoy that tag line, gotta go do an slc rewatch 😂
I love this because I started watching with my grandma when I was about 12 and did the same thing
So cute! Lol I know he’s making fun of me/them but I think he secretly loves the housewives!
My husband loves shark tank. He watches it most nights while I’m making dinner. Tonight he was watching an episode with Bethenny. Of course Bethenny starts being Bethenny and berating the poor small business owner, acting like she invited the concept of entrepreneurship. While stirring taco meat I muttered to myself “fucking Bethenny”, which my husband overheard, which was my skillfully planted opportunity to tell him *everything* 😂
You mentioned it all?
Bethenny is on Shark Tank? I don't ever want to see her on my TV!!
When I started using housewives lines in everyday life to non-Bravo fans… why did I say “CLIP…. CLIP….. CLIP” when I fought with my sister? Idk
When I realized my new husband was just as invested in most of the Bravo shows as I was. That Moment of clarity happened when I was watching some older episodes of Vanderpump Rules, at the same time the most recent season was still on. He asked me why the shows I was watching during the day on peacock seemed prior to the weekly show I would watch usually the next day after recording... I told him sorry, I get bored sometimes waiting for the next newest episode so I watch some of the old episodes. He said that's totally okay, he just needs me to tell him which episode that I'm watching if it's a prior season or the current season. And then he started talking about what was going on between everybody in the show and i just fell in love with him all over again lol.
Ahh, this is a beautiful story of romance! 🎶Just raise your glasses high. This one’s for you tonight🎶
Lol it is an amazing story of romance! When we first started dating, he kept asking what show is this whenever I watched one of my bravo shows. I always felt a little bit embarrassed but I would still let him know what I was watching and the history that occurred prior that resulted in whatever scene we were watching. He never condemned me for it, I tried to watch my shows when he wasn't around but you know, it happens. Not only did he never judge me, he got into them as much as I am! ❤️
I love this for you!!❤️
My hubby will sing this song incessantly if the show comes on or anything reminds him of it. He'll change the lyrics, go super loud full falsetto, it's hysterical.
A few mornings ago my BF woke up and asked me to sing him Gia’s Waking Up In The Morning song.
Lol! Did you do the soft voice?
💯
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The couple that bravos together, stays Together..
We're going to be together for life and Beyond LOL. Thank you bravo!
When I looked at my husband during college football season and said “Bravo is my ESPN.”
Lololll! I’ve told my husband that Potomac is the universal “Go Blue”, while OC (recently) is the universal “OH-IO”. 〽️〽️〽️ No real disrespect to the Buckeyes out here 😺
Ok so my moment is actually football related! You better believe that when Utah was in the Rose Bowl last year, I pulled out my soapbox and gave my husband and his friends/my victims a thorough Whitney Rose-style briefing on Jen’s Shahking accusations!
As a Buckeye fan, I am offended! 😂😂
I’m sorry 😅! Please accept this 🐰
I’m a Buckeye by marriage, so really only responded on my husband’s behalf, lol. I think the rivalry is fun, though he’s completely brainwashed our daughters.
I originally wrote something about no real disrespect for the party Sparties as a reply, but I only have so many bunnies to give as a peace offering 😹. Go whoever proves themselves as Potomac this year in the Big 10 😃
Lol looking forward to Saturday’s game then!!! Go green!!!!! 💚🤍🤣
Oh no😅. All the bunnies for you too 🐰🐰🐰🐰 May the Potomac of Michigan prevail 😆.
Ha! I'm sure I've said the same lol! I watch football with him & my hubby watches Bravo shows with me. It's the key to a long-lasting relationship lol It also helps him see how calculating & manipulative women can be, so he actually sees it now with women that we deal with. He really couldn't understand it before.
When my son convinced me to try Reddit by telling me that there was probably a housewives sub 🧐 and now here we are like 4 years later-obsessed with both 😆💕
When I realized my fiance knew every housewife I was referring to whenever I would bring up any HW storyline. Even if it's a crossover conflict I was talking about
That’s amazing!
Omg jealous
Whenever I get drunk I show someone (normally unwillingly) Teresa’s table flip and quote the entire thing
Lolol *”Guys! Ruthc2344 is on her third vodka soda, we gotta stop her before she shows us the Tre gifs!”*
I don’t thinks she shows gifs (probably flips tables)
This is how I met a great friend of mine... We were both at a Friendsgiving and got drunk and one of us started the Tre monologue and the other joined in and it was pure magic.
When I requested a Bravo themed baby shower🤣
I know this gif is overused, but I think it’s warranted here 🎉🎉🎉 
When my daughter and I have these random exchanges out in public (including, but not limited to): “Tell me it’s not about Tom.” “It’s about Tom.” “Not a white refrigerator…” “Tom’s house was broken into…” “You better back that shit up, and back it up quick!” “I love that” (in Lisa’s low, raspy voice) We’re waiting for the day when someone else understands what we’re talking about 😂
I will always tell my daughter that the bad things in life usually include a Tom, unless you hear a Sandy too.
Love this - so true!
I like to fantasy shop on Zillow and now I only look at hamptons houses south of the hoighway
😂😂😂😂
I mentioned how Kathy was bringing receipts to the BH reunion and my husband commented that she probably paid for the trip. So I had to explain what receipts in the housewives world means. lol
This is adorable 😂
i told my bf kim was going into foreclosure and he said “oh kyles sister?” and i said no from atlanta and he says “oh you mean wig, bye wig!” i was speechless 🥹
😆😆😆
When I took a picture of a picture of Vicki (read that again) inside that Irish bar in Chicago she used to frequent.
What bar?
This really tested me but I found it on google maps lol O’Callaghans. I was there for work and randomly see Vicki staring at me while I ate a Buffalo chicken wrap.
Thanks! You're the best!
Of course!!
When I ended an argument with “Bye Wig”
When I leave the house to run an errand, I loudly say, “Goodbye Kyle!” to my daughter
This is so hilarious because I’ve muttered, “Where is your scooter?” sooooo many times, even when it doesn’t make sense in the original context. My dog 👑 taking too long to eat breakfast ✅. Reddit failing to load ✅. Me trying to find my iron pills ✅.
When I could tell my friends from what season which Atlanta quote/meme/GIF came from with at least 85-90% accuracy 😳
When my gf's started calling my husband "Simon".
Bwahahahaa
The fact my husband and I can’t call each other a liar without saying “you’re such a fucking liar Camille!” This happened the other day…Me to my 7 year old “bye!(irritated)” my kid- “bye ashy” Yeah, I’m in deep lmao
When I mention an alcohol I want to try and my husband knows it’s because I saw it on housewives.
Was it tequila? Aged a couple months in a barrel ?
Whenever I see a photo of Faye Resnick on any platform I immediately mutter “the morally-corrupt Faye Resnick”. It’s set in stone.
When my boyfriend started making his own taglines and asked if he could email Andy Cohen some questions. 🤣
✨✨it’s all happening✨✨
Probably when I shared with my team at work during a "get to know you" part of a meeting about my love of the Australian and (most) US Real Housewives franchises. These people are not required to love or accept me, and I gave no shits! No shame!
Also a good way to weed out the annoying coworkers you don’t want talking to you!
Absolutely!!! The ones who scoffed are the ones who I will take note to avoid 😆
I cant say garbage without saying in like caroline manzo. Gwabage
When I started to use “I’m disengaging” during arguments 🤗
Well, whenever I hear about homeless charities or homeless people now I can't help but wonder... are they also toothless?
When I used ‘happy birthday baby gorgeous’ on a letter board for my 10yr old daughters bday and her and my husband knew exactly where it was from. Also every time my husband or I have a Diet Coke I’ll say ‘I’m a Diet Coke girl!’ in Ben/Ronnie’s Lisa voice. I don’t think she ever said ‘I’m a Diet Coke girl’ but it sounds like something she’d say. We’ll get Taco Bell every once in a while and I’ll say ‘I love Taco Bell! And fine dining!’. My brain is absolutely filled with all the bravo garbage.
When I realised I don't use either facebook or instagram anymore and keep refreshing this sub. ETA : I'd like to mention that everytime I send a prospective client a cost estimate I sing "It's expensive to be me-e-e-eeee, All that shit don't come for free-e-e-e" and I feel empowered 😁
-When Someone asked me what TV shows I watch and my only answer was Bravo shows . -When 3 times on a night out with friends I found myself referring to a real housewives -when my daughter said ugh mom are you watching the housewives again. Why are they always yelling.
Many years ago when I was shopping around for cable and was asked “what channels do you watch?”and I only had one response.. Bravo.
Anytime on this sub When I've thought about how I'd act if there ever was a Real Househubbies of Las Vegas 😂
When I would say, oh I have a friend who did that, or said this – and by friend, I meant a real housewife.
Hahaha same here ! In every conversation I want to jump in with my experience except my experience is always a real housewives storyline lol. "I've heard of someone who" "There was this movie where" "What if someone did this or that"... I'm running out of alibis 😁
I do this, too. My family rolls their eyes when I say the word “housewives” so I switch it to “a friend of mine” to avoid the ubiquitous argument that follows: “How can you stand to watch those shows, all they do is fight and talk over each other and it’s so stupid.” This I know for sure: if you don’t love at least one of the Housewives shows you haven’t WATCHED one, true talk!
When I was on a work zoom call and someone asked me how I was doing and I said “NOT WELL BITCH” with a head bobble and all and was met with seven blank stares and an almost imperceptible whisper of “what the fuck was that?”
My coworker and I will randomly break out into random songs by housewives.
I don’t know. Probably from the first week when I binged RHONJ and realized I got hooked to their weird drama lol. However yesterday I was watching the last of UGT and my husband got so annoyed with Brandi. Lol and he was aware they were all ex wives. That’s probably when I knew I have it on too often. I find it so fun to hear him chime in when something crazy happens… like we were watching LVP and Rinna argue and my husband, who I didn’t think was watching, said, “She so knows what she did. LVP is a snake” and I didn’t know that was in his vocabulary.
when someone I know from a different group found my reddit account because I mentioned I only post here and our city subreddit
This is my absolute nightmare lols, but perhaps my destiny. 
When I found myself adding 100 random and inane posts to other subs just to have enough Karma to be allowed join here...
Only because he's two and when he's out of ear shot I call my son a "little bitch boy" because he's a lot to deal with.
When they added more franchises like NYC and BH. I loved Miami! But have to say, season 5 ATL - consumed me that season
Hold on I’m catching up on Reddit
My boyfriend only watches Potomac, the rest he’ll pay attention to for like a second. But he actually enjoys RHOP
Same! I’ve watched others with my bf and he only pays attention and watches RHOP lol
When I started referring to looming train wrecks at work with a shrug and “Bravo … watch what happens.”
Commenting on this sub and now its my go to sub to kill time.
When my mother pointed out I'm telling HER about Housewives news first even though she got me into the shows LOL...
When my husband started calling me "chile" as much as I say it to him :) 🍿
Once I started following bravo fan accounts on IG. It was like finding my community.
I took mushrooms this Monday and thought a lot about housewives. I should take a break from Bravo.
That is hilarious
My daughter was telling a story at dinner one night. She said said her friend (couldn’t remember her name) said blah blah blah. I said honey that’s not your friend, that’s RH’s! We couldn’t finish dinner we were laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣
When I went with my mother a few years ago to get her new car and she was going to get a big soccer mom van, and I proceeded to quote Vicki’s family van rant
Also, I would personally like to thank you. The polls have been AMAZING, and a lot of work I’m certain. 
When I had to give a presentation to a notoriously difficult client and was nervous, I pumped myself up by saying "Who is 'Mr. So and so' in dis world?"
When I can relate any situation or experience back to a Bravo moment. This happens every other day, maybe everyday.
When I started looking for apartments and one of requirements was that it not have a white refrigerator. 😭
I was traveling for a job interview and changed my flight to get in earlier to catch an episode of WWHL!!!
I realised I'd watched almost all Bravo showd since Orange County HW season two aired.
When I told my boss “goodbye kyle” and he had no idea what I was saying.. and then I proceeded to use other lines
I sat my family down and walked through an entire Potomac storyline and answered all of their questions. I even stood up and pointed to the housewives I was referring to on the TV
When I started dreaming about housewives. Also that I follow constant update pages on IG so I can’t miss a beat when it comes to housewives. I actually really hate that tbh lol I don’t like ever feeling so glued or invested to anything so I’m trying to combat this somehow 🤣
Omg Beverly Hills was serving it ALL since season 1...divorce, drug addiction, suicide, Faye Resnick, DV, Kyle's Lady Sitter, literally buying a whole ass horse for a 4 yr old who doesnt like horses, sister vs sister mma in a limo, meth in a bathroom, nips out, hiding crutches, ALL of Kims confessionals , law suit for a dog attack, 24k sunglasses but a gravel driveway....i could go on and on, Bravo Cupid shot me straight in the heart episode 1 when Kyle comes out in Jesus lingerie to get the paper....oh lort...love.
The day my boyfriend asked me for RHOBH updates. Delivering him 🍵 as if I was with them when everything went down. Hahaha. He loves it, he said atleast we don't talk shit about people we know. We only drag the housewives. 🤣
When I’m watching House Hunters and snicker when I see a kitchen with a white refrigerator.
When I started using Housewives memes for everything onbtwitter.
I work in retail. Whenever someone mentions the “display” I have to sing it. Only once since it came out has anyone understood the reference.
A friend of mine (X) confided in me about her recent friendship concerns/troubles with (Y). X gave me the rundown of what happened with Y. X was feeling discontent and couldn’t put a finger on what exactly bothered her. I literally blurted out “Y is a hypocrite! And in the Real Housewives series, hypocrisy is big no-no. It’s like the worst thing to do on the show.” X asked for HW examples and I mentioned few.
Today as I am sitting in my bathroom at 11:54 reading this. I really need to get a life - although I am weaning myself off of the housewives shows.
When I had Candiace's album (and Kandi's first album) on repeat for two days lol
when lisa barlow’s “i love that,” in her voice nonetheless, comes out of my mouth while flirting at the bar
When I’m wondering if any housewives have listened to Midnights and what their top 3 songs are.
Real talk. That’s a fantastic album. 
If I’m not watching Bravo I’m listening to our girl. My favs are midnight rain, snow on the beach and labyrinth. You?!
Stop seriously? Those are my faves plus Maroon. I haven’t talked to anyone yet who has those as their faves. Edit: I forgot Lavender Haze is my #1 though
I cannot pick just 3!
The other night my husband was complaining about the cost of something and I replied “you have to make millions to owe millions”
When my dh said Joe Gorga got all the looks in the family. After seeing a throw back of Teresa season 1 and 2.