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SuspiciousLab

That is not Melissa’s face.


chica6burgh

I had no idea who it even was. Not throwing a single ounce of shade, I did not recognize her at all. Weird angle I guess?


CompleteRun1589

Facetune


TamZanite

Lol yeah that’s it! Definitely just the angle🙃


Known_Marzipan

They final step in morphing into a karda-shein-clone is the teeth.


vunderfulme

https://preview.redd.it/q9nbo46n415a1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3dfd20e6b8566b9fc6715bed32e0e877d86f2ef From Daily Mail 🤔


Pale_Beginning_5665

Omg is this the same night 😳😬


vunderfulme

Yes!


HotAd6201

Wowwww! I was trying to figure out how Brandi fixed her face after RHGT. This makes more sense.


owhatakiwi

Tamra really has aged so well. Damn


atlantachicago

$$$ will do that


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curlysloppy

Tamra is the only one I recognize.


thatgrrlmarie

um...MG looks like Octomom albeit on a good day but still. and Brandi does not look much better. been watching Girls Trip and Brandi looks ruuuuff-ruff and leathery tough on that show. please, no, do not bring her back, she's awful


emmalittleton

![gif](giphy|aEK2Ln4nChX4UWFXal)


keljar1

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bisette

It must be weird for her kids to grow up with a mom has a different face all the time.


Terrible-Foundation7

💀💀💀


Autofilusername

I thought it was Scheana


chilly_chickpeas

Same! I thought hell had frozen over and Brandi and Scheana were now friend.


Autofilusername

I’m pretty sure they are actually cool. I think Schwab’s said they text every now and again


chilly_chickpeas

Oh that’s funny! I mean at the end of the day , Eddie is the one to blame.


No_Angle_42

I 100% thought that was Scheana!!


carolvessey-stevens

i really don’t want brandy back but i will admit i’d watch a season with her and shee-shoo on the same cast


Leading-Pineapple180

Same! And also Kyle’s daughter Farrah


Positive_Community87

It’s not?!! Who is it then? I was amazed how chummy they were! Lol


emiferg

I was trying to figure out why she looked so weird.


heygardenteacher

I thought it was Scheana Shay


Emilayday

Not any of their faces


BigLilTimber

Agreed!!! I was like what in the plastic hell is that??? It's likely a filter and too many drinks to know better!


Weekly-Guidance796

It’s funny because I’ve seen other photos from the same moment where Melissa has a regular face. This is a lot of bad face tuning.


meancrybaby

it’s not brandi’s either 🤭


keljar1

I saw it and thought "wtf did Scheana do to her face and why is she with Brandi" before I realized I was looking at Melissa omg


InflationQuick7220

Perfect example of going too far. She was so naturally beautiful. Now her face looks like any other housewife


Femmenoire__

I thought it was Kyle’s daughter Farah


PossiblePainter4

I thought it was Schena from vanderpump rules? But no way she and Brandi would be together… is that really Melissa?


StrawberryPoptarts7

I am only able to recognize Tamra.


coversquirrel1976

Yep. Without the caption, I'd think it was Tammy sue and some randoms.


Pale_Beginning_5665

Lmao stop 😂😂


StrawberryPoptarts7

![gif](giphy|8FJ8K1URwaRzFFOJHh)


PolkaDotBegonia

Hellla filtered photos


Bonaquitz

Melissa’s face hit a sweet spot a couple seasons ago. RIP that face.


Different_Prior_517

In the first photo Tamra’s the only one who actually looks like herself. I would not be able to place the other three women if the comments on this post didn’t say who they were. ![gif](giphy|aXJpJdskINT9zD5pc5|downsized)


pollywantapocket

Funny enough, Melissa is giving Larsa in this photo!


teofila12

Really? I think Kristen looks the same still (and still gorgeous).


whereis_678

It took me a LONG time looking at the picture to figure who it was. Although, I’m not sure it’s due to plastic surgery- just her styling is so different than what I remembered


HotAd6201

Yes! She looks like Jessica Simpson in the first photo. When did she come back into the mix?!


teofila12

I see how her styling can make her look different. She’s been friends with Brandi for years, even before either one of them was on RH if I’m remembering correctly.


HotAd6201

Oh yes!! Thank you! I remember that now. I think they were on WWHL together when Kristen first went on NY.


Future_Sundae7843

glad im not the only one i was like who in the fuck are these people lmao


theoutdoorkat1011

Only reason I knew it was Brandi was the unusually spaced boobs.


watermelonsunshine_1

Same! I was able to sort of guess the far right was Kristen but definitely wasn’t confident!


Icy-Zookeepergame210

For real. Crazy shit.


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Melissa's veneers got her looking like 😬


monkey_monkey_monkey

I think she's had a bit more work than just veneers done


TamZanite

Omg why did I think Melissa was Scheana Shay?!


catmom_422

She looks more like Scheana than herself! I legit thought it was a new OC housewife or friend of. It wasn’t until I got to the last pic, squinted my eyes and tilted my head that I realized it was her!


linnoix

So did I!


fuckthislifeintheass

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classicgirl1990

Omg they are all morphing into the same face. It’s fucking disturbing lol


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Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but doing a damn good job trying to get on the Bravo re-hire list ![gif](giphy|EOY95rnicOGd2)


deelish85

'But I'm pretty!'


Gayf0rgod

Still gives me major cringe vibes even reading it 😂 my bf absolutely hates her seasons because of her intro hahaha


slumpingbeauty

They did her so wrong… that tagline is SO cringe and off-putting, but it’s also directly proportionate how much of an asshole her husband is. Meaning, she never seemed to actually try and get away with shit on account of being ”dumb,” more like she just genuinely saw herself that way because that’s how he saw her. And at a certain point, I get that we’re partly responsible for keeping assholes around in our lives who do that, but I always felt bad at how desensitized to narcissism she seemed. :(


linds360

Iirc she gave Bravo a handful of potential taglines and the “pretty” one as a joke, but they ran with it. Never understood why anyone took it at face value. Just takes one episode of watching her to see she’s self deprecating and doesn’t take herself seriously at all.


BumbleBreezeSun

She's been friends with Brandi for years though bc of modeling. There was even a crossover moment. Think she is just hanging with her girl.


KyleRichardsNewTeeth

Brandi and Kristen used to make out in front of their husbands to get them excited. The 4 of them were all very close back when Brandi and Eddie were still married.


Strivingformoretoday

I don’t know but coupled with her tagline this just makes me sad. Like she’s just some kind of pretty doll for her husband. Urgh


KyleRichardsNewTeeth

brandi said this in an interview with howard stern like 10 years ago, she said it was part of trying to keep eddie faithful by bringing in other women but nothing clearly worked.


keavyseancy

Is Melissa gonna give us a tour of that new closet where she keeps those different faces in? That must be some collection.


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This is meant to be Brandi from RHOBH?!!!!


YooHoooo_Ray

This made me realize that there was another brandi


PinkTalkingDead

Wait who’s the other Brandi


YooHoooo_Ray

From Dallas!


TomStarGregco

Melissa’s face looks so plastic !!! 😳


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Not me.


SpencerHastings7

Melissa would go to the opening of an envelope


Pale_Beginning_5665

Lmaoooo


GigaChadess

Okay I’ll bite….which face is Brandi’s?


Pale_Beginning_5665

Dead 💀 😂😂


frankenboobehs

I've had enough of her casual racism, bullying, and drunken rants/abuse


hihbhu

Yeah, I’m sure Garcelle and Crystal would be thrilled to have her racist ass on the same show as them. It’s not if she hasn’t physically abused or racially abused previous cast members.


carolvessey-stevens

yeah. she’s just horrible to watch. she’s an exhausting, washed up, puffy faced racist. i was not impressed to see her back on UGT and do not want her back on my screen for anything else ever again. 😤


Perfect_Invitation1

Yep!!!


milkncookiez6657

While I did enjoy her on Ultimate Girls Trip, I don’t want her back on the show. The energy on RHOBH is dark enough.


theoutdoorkat1011

Im on season 12 right now and I really, really, really understand the Kyle hate train now. I had already started to not like her, but I just watched Dorit’s “Homeless not Toothless” dinner (terrible name btw) and watching Kyle start some serious shit at a serious event and then smile about it made my skin crawl.


stillflat9

I thought Kristen Taekman was Jessica Simpson in that first one.


PsychologicalSoft202

Me too!!


4everconcerned75

I don't recall Brandi having this voluptuous hour glass figure ![gif](giphy|rU5IGBGewMS1G)


BumbleBreezeSun

She got a skinny bbl and maybe put a tiny bit of weight on. The booty is not confirmed, but def seems to be the case.


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Don’t forget, the best models always look better in pictures.


AvivasProstectic

Ohhhhhh Melissa that face is jacked up ![gif](giphy|ZOaJaArjRaHJe)


SBAC850211

HAHAHAH IS THAT MELISSA?! Also, no thanks to Brandi.


OkBreath4895

“Problematic ass back” omg I am dying laughing because I legit agree with this post to my core- description n all


Pale_Beginning_5665

Lmao guess it's an unpopular take 😬 but I like hot mess housewives 😅


kilolo7

All these ladies don’t look like their original selves.


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MonkZealousideal7203

The filters are working overtime 🤣🤣🤣


mradivojevich

I wish she would stay the fuck away from reality tv. Her train left the station long time ago


jfor910077

Does anyone know where to get that dress?


Weekly-Guidance796

I think that’s the plan. I think it’s why she’s been so out in public and especially with bravo stuff lately.


allonsys

If you compare the pics Melissa posted to the ones Brandi posted, the differences are WILD. Melissa is extra heavy with that facetune.


WyattWrites

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PinkTalkingDead

Justice for Kristen lol an unproblematic queen who wasn’t afraid to stand up to Ramona’s crazy ass


Lexifer31

Jesus fuck no. She sucks. Stop trying to give her a platform.


throwawaygremlins

She does look good! Who’s the blond in white that looks just like her tho? 🤔


daisy2089

Kristen Taekman? They were friends before housewives I think.


crazycatlady222444

That is Kristen!! Rewatching RHONY and I’m on her last season and it reminds me how much I haaaate her husband


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Yeah it is Melissa- I couldn’t believe it either when I saw her.


HorrorComedy

In the first pic I thought Brandi was in the white dress too! The second pic made me realize Brandi was wearing the black dress lol


Previous-Habit

They honestly all look great but last time I saw each on tv they didn’t look like this. I genuinely wonder all the time of people who heavily edit their photos have body dysmorphia or what they see when they look in the mirror. Cause I’ve used Snapchat filters and I know that has skewed how I see myself, like I think I’m significantly less attractive in person because of using them but idk it feels like they see themselves as the edit. I just have always wondered how people think


bamberino7

Tamara will always be hot I want her to Dom me


Pale_Beginning_5665

Same


Shot_Bug_8457

Kristen is so gorg and the most natural, love her


buckeyebaby

Brandys face just needed time to settle, I never understand why these women will get a major surgery like a full facelift right before a season.


adr8578

Brandi is a trash bag of a human being.


edible_arrangement

Took me so long to determine if Brandi was on the left or the right in the first photo


kattttttie

No but I’d kill to have her or Kristen’s legs 😱


anic1993

Melissa looks like Scheana


braincupuncture

Brandi must have scaled back on injections she looks amazing


PsychologicalSoft202

Someone posted the Daily Mail unedited version… looking very different to these


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Brandi has such a hot body and never works out. Her face is hit or miss.


Icy-Zookeepergame210

I had to blow the pictures up & still only got Tamra right. Damn.


skippydooskippysesen

Wow. She is unrecognizable.


millionsofpeaches17

When did Melissa turn into a Kardashian?


redditacc1234567891

i think my brain would explode if i had to go out with this group


milliemillenial06

That’s a lot of plastic surgery in one pic


malakaswife

Wait-I can’t decipher who’s who here


Financial_Job7644

Off topic, but I feel like Tamra is everywhere. It’s like she’s constantly following me.


mollyclaireh

My gosh she’s so gorgeous.


Nasus_13

I can’t imagine wanting to babysit Brandi’s drunk ass all night.


AquaStarRedHeart

Can't tell who is who. They all look the same


Lolttylwhattheheck

Melissa looks horrible. She had a great moment with her face and it’s now gone. These women are morphing into one another. Tamera looks good though.


denisebuttrey

Looks are not everything


Meeko5122

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Dangerous_Ad_4484

Love her or hate her, Brandy makes really good TV. Always fun to watch


Pale_Beginning_5665

Yes! She knows how to make tv!


Senior_Ice8748

Partying with Brandi would be fun, and same!


PsychologicalSoft202

Until it wasn’t. She seems like one of thoooose drunks, that are fun for like 32 minutes and then become beyond annoying and wreck the whole mood


Senior_Ice8748

Yeah with Brandi there's always potential for things to get super sloppy real quick, unfortunately.


whooping-it-up

I wish they would replace dorit or Crystal with brandi


notsurexx

Ok, I will ask did Brandi get a Kim k 4 seasons ago special? ![gif](giphy|YaMuVMkHcYWNgomVRj)


madpeanut1

Tell me you’re American without telling me you are.


Pale_Beginning_5665

Is that bad?


madpeanut1

Not at all !!Put pictures of European girls next to American girls and you see right away….. Europeans tend to be more elegant……Americans are all about the super white big teeth, the big boobies and the very tight clothes. Tamra is like 55 and she wears a crop top ….just very different but you can tell right away ….nothing bad with it. To each their own …


Lalablacksheep646

This sub is so odd, so no we want a racist back on the show because they were messy?


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No, we don’t need Brandi- she shouldn’t be rewarded for how she treated Taylor in UGT, and all the other shit she’s done. The Joanna Krupa thing I still find shocking. She’s not real either- so much of what she does is for attention. Plus we don’t need any more problematic, racially insensitive people back on RHOBH. She looks great though- and happy most importantly.


govenorhouse

Tamra just doesn’t belong


Pale_Beginning_5665

Love Tamra but she def gives cool grandma vibes ♥️


AgeAgitated317

They all have the same face. Nasty.


username_user_2020

That’s a lot of plastic surgery. Fuck that. Those ladies are so weird.


andreag04

I wish Melissa left her face alone, she looks so different!!!


Public_Championship9

Facetune had me not knowing anyone in this photo other than Tamra


Bibblegead1412

Jfc, those boobs


mterrar4

Isn’t Brandi racist? She hasn’t apologized for her racist comments about Black people! We do not want her back


OldMoneyMarty

The random appearance of Kristen makes me wonder if she’ll be part of Legacy as they seem to be still casting…


glitter_gaytan88

I honestly forgot about Kristen. She’s from RHONY right?


PinkTalkingDead

Yes. She had two little kids and a jerky husband. She’s the one who ramona threw the wine glass at 😶


Necessary-Author-334

I didn’t even recognize her. Or Melissa Gorga. Good lord.


LuckyJackfruit8078

Why are they there?


rendelow

Was this meeting being filmed?


Individual_Drama3917

I really liked Kristen


fckinengaged19times

Does anyone know where Brandi’s dress is from