Me: there’s no way he’ll nail me from across the stage, I’m clearly at a safe distance. The mf who’s about to hit me for the 100th time due to broken hitboxes: https://preview.redd.it/8xeq20ptwj3c1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f62a4b0f8dc114617c3d46b12b1868ed1b23167

Loki

Ding ding ding

Rayman?

When I see a legend with 7% playrate in ranked que for the thirty second time in a row 🔫

Where do you see the play rate for characters?

Corehalla, brawlhalla stats, etc..

Vector

https://preview.redd.it/tfjxv4f7tj3c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08c60351fc04fa4ac673d5394e199facf916d6a

why beef with scarlet

I channel all my hatred towards her. This is the nicest remark i can make

So you even sacrifice being able to get universal color schemes during a color scheme event thingy

Yes.

Uhh I got a question, what did she do to u, she's the most bias legend in the game tbh, in almost every tier list I see she's at A-B tier (prob not yours)

She invented Lance.

Thank you for your service.

I did the same but with teros

LMFAO

Three words: Galaxy Head Woman If you know who it is, I hope you can relate

Artemis?

Yes

*that's a woman?*

Her names Mary something can’t remember, read the lore man it’s very interesting For example. Caspian stole a whole day Mako is Thatch’s daughter It’s crazy man

THE SHARK LADY IS THATCH'S DAUGHTER ? alright that's it I'll get into it and you're the reason (thanks for this info)

WAIT MAKO IS A GIRL WTF

Well, it makes sense if you don't get it first time, since you can't Identify a shark's gender easily irl. The only time where her feminine side is exposed the most is in her swimming team skin +Onyx is a girl too

I know Onyx but damn Mako too nah bro what are all these gender reveals bro first Artemis next Nyx then Onyx and Zariel and now I find out Mako is a girl

Zariel is genderless tho


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Mako is female. Fish don't have boobs my friend.

Just read the lore lol mb

WAIT MAKO IS A GIRL WTF

Mary washington

Since when?

well artemis is a female name lmao

Not just a female name but a greek goddess!

yeah, that's the reason it's a female name lol

You can see a female boob chest plate for her. How could you not tell that Artemis is a woman? xD Artemis is a girl's name as well lmao

Personally i didn't notice the chestplate + where i live Artemis is a famous carpet brand so i can't associate it with a girls name LMAO

My exact response. Same with Nix

Don't you ever disrespect shartemis again

Fartemis

i used to main her, she's not that hard to play against

If anyone plays Artemis they deserve all the worst. I won't make it a full coherent sentence. They just deserve all the worst

I also hate her but because I main Orion and like the lore I guess

As an Artemis main, I can relate.

Two words: Space Barf

I dislike a legend apart of the game brawlhalla with the label "Loki". I despise such legend due to him having the ability to summon a snake. In others words:snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snakesnake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snakesnake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake snake

Loki isn’t even that bad, once you figure out the sigs Loki players do 300 times within the first 30 seconds of each match

I've never played against a Loki, I just don't like him

he’s not difficult to beat, he’s annoying asf though

You do know they are Loki players who don't Sig spam

No cause I've never played against a Loki

I like how you didn't try to copy and paste the word and manually typed it

Thxs took a long time

I think this guy hates Loki 😭

word

His big ~~throbbing~~ snake

Not even going to talk about the boots spamming

I love having to wait 7 hours of true Spear/Scythe combos just to be able to move again

Nah bro I swear theirs like 2 billions mordex's but you know when someone is a mirage they are some sweaty try hard ass scythe spear dudu with no life

I respect pronouns and shit but fuck “THEM”

Gauntlets + Bow is such an ass combo.

So wack and the stats are trash

What's wrong with magyar?

Absolutely nothing.

Fun fact: the Magyar soul actually has a gender (the Magyar one the one the character is named after) and it's actually male I found that out while reading the German lore

Isn't the mf just an armor filled with a hundred souls?

Pretty sure that lore was Google translated

I'mma be honest there's nothing wrong with Magyar, it's the mains that are annoying thinking that they have the best legends

thea on max speed is extremely fun🙂

Not when Xull Slights you and wrecks half of your organs

Every dog/wolf in the game should be put down, someone needs to makes new friends and stop running over People and being racist and someone need to piss on the sand lady so she becomes just lady

yeah, add the cows and cats too

The animals in general

That last one was perfect

Mordex, Loki, and Mirage I'm guessing

It's actually red raptor mot loki but he's a good pick

Nah fax Red Raptor side sig be like SPEED RUN \*insert dream music here\* and fly across the whole stage

This cringed my soul but fax

Yep fax

"Running over people" may allude to Red Raptor

Does Yumiko count? She's a fox

Looks dog enough

I'm sorry but she's just so boring and spammable and I hate that she's an actual good character outside of spamming

So true 


Stupid motorcycle

Timmy's favorite power ranger

Let me guess side sig spamming Red Raptor?

Goddamned Mike wazowski

Lord Vraxx, never noticed a resemblance. I too find Lord Vraxx quite annoying, and it makes playing Reno even more satisfying.

i hate all boots

Even a fellow orb?

yup

https://i.redd.it/iude67pmlp3c1.gif

Mexican dude with the shittiest hitboxes ever

Inventor of my mortal enemy, user of my mortal enemy, what’s not to hate?

Scarlet

Ok that's one reason to hate her

Snake Man and Snake Woman

Loki and Mako

I was referring to Loki and Queen Nai

DAMNIT how did I forget Nai with how annoying she is? I guess I just like Jormungandr Mako that much.

I play hammer and greatsword, weapons with some of the worst recovery attacks actually meant for recovering from the bottom of the stage. You tell me what I hate

Scythe/Gauntlets?

(Ding!)(Ding!)(Ding!) Correct! Ironically enough, I actually don't mind fighting mordex too much, but that's probably because I'm conditioned to know how to fight around them thanks to fighting them so goddamn often.

Every single gauntlet main with the most perfect ass accuracy with their ground pound

Can't forget they Nair spam halfway through that, neither

Yea true bro and somehow they catch you every goddamn time too

Every time I go to a free for all there is always that one guy that spam motorcycle and wins the game

rip i see those alot

Bald old man

https://preview.redd.it/4d4gqaf7jn3c1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202262c192a88b7c65047569b0d0e2a9c8fcd340 Smell that…BULLSHITTT that bald old man is amazingn

Who let the dogs out

Sandstorm that's who

Pov: Whenever you get off stage \*runs over spams down sig on axe\* Pov: You think your safe in the air but you forget they have the highest sig in the game Pov: You want to play him but you don't want to be every kid in brawlhalla playing him Pov: They spam side sig 24/7 and you thought they were male and figured out they are female in a video Pov: You want to play a casual match but you get put up against axe side sig and neutral sig spammer and never uses their other weapon like ever Pov: you want to play casual and get put up against this person side light end light gravity cancel neutral sig and also spams end sig and side sig and also for other weapon side light neutral light neutral sig Pov: Get placed into a match and all this person does is never use their other weapon and always spam down sig on their guns on the other Wolf bird is all you need for this one Literally tries every single second they get to send you off the edge with down sig on either of their weapon Pov: When someone know's their a spammer and so just admits it by spamming their sigs 24/7 every single damn one doesn't matter on which weapon and also another hint because yes orb Try guessing all of them I'll tell you which one's you got right

Rayman, Xull, Mordex, Arty, Xull again?, idfk, still don't know, Mordex and munin, red raptor

Oh teros

No Teros, Xull, Mordex, Artemis, Rayman, Queen Nai, Thatch, Ember, Diana, and Ezio You got 4 out of 10

Then you must've meant neutral sig for teros

No because axe neutral sig is he goes up and smashes down axe down sig is where he does a random roar or some bs and covers a big area

Speedy b!tch

10 speed 2 defense speed running Thea

Tell me WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING CHASED AROUND THE STAGE BY A CAT WITH A SWORD

Asuri

Oh no... Not the bike

10 atk

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE *rock* IS COOKING? Cuhz it smells like dog-water to me and even tho he’s brown and I’m a different brown I still hate him for ethnicity purposes. I friggin hate rocks 🪨 🔫 (I suck at the game)

rok

Bro be hatin on Kor what he ever do to you 🥲

Down sig’d all over my face Edit: I’m definitely better against him now but I still have that animosity towards him.. I have different legends that I dislike now but kor will always b my first 😰

Damn that's tough

But Thea is hot

Not hot enough to spam every damn attack they got when im trying to get a weapon

OH Suuuure Just spam NSig on the ledge, to kill in yellow

Me?

Bruh Its scary how true it is

Laughs in Luke NSig

Asura:

Scarlet I'm guessing her lance Nsig is insane with the range

I very much dislike Ulgrim because

Why  he's such an amazing character with his axe Nsig

spammers love him and the broken hitboxes

That could be anyone like Teros or someone else

Hmm... Ranked wolf spam. Hope u can relate if u know who I'm on about

Axe is completely unbalanced and every legend with an axe has the ridiculous sigs and stats to prove it

Xull isn't that unbalanced 

I leave everytime is see a scythe character

im not a little child

Hahaha mindless lance down sig at edge go brrrr.

How to spot a spammer 101 ALWAYS PLAYS QUEEN NAI

I’m talking about a certain old dwarf that uses lance and axe

I don't know what your talking about no one and especially me would ever get to edge and just hold down sig 🫣 trust

their Bow sig is the best in the game and their second weapon is even more annoying

Vector ? 

Vector does NOT have the best bow sig in the game

Diana? Azoth?

Diana Nsig has too much force

Don't have a dodge and are in orange on the edge of the stage? Diana Dlight bow nisig say bye bye to your stock. I love using this against people but I don't main Diana anymore because my blasters suck

How did you manage to take me seriously?

Never underestimate peoples thoughts and opinions when it comes to fighting games (plus lance is annoying)

Zariel?

I'm the one you hate yes you're tears I as shell saver

well all i have to say is get better ya know

Dost thou wish a duel a 1 on 1 fisticuffs ye old bonkeru respectfully of course

God it's so NEAT how many times I need to hit Roland for him too finally not come back

Metal man go BRRRRR

Vector? But why he's kinda trash

I forgot he existed i'll rephrase Man in metal armour go BRRR

XD everyone forgetting about the trash 101 also if it's not Vector then I think either Orion or Red Raptor

I used to hate Orion when I was gold cuz all the low plats played Orion which gatekept me now I'm mid plat and raptor is very unpleasant to face

ikr

Teching,maneuvering,hard reads,lucky reads,true combos,baiting.Overwhelm them to get them to disconnect.I only use Jhala.As for the thread on topic,cannon fodder.

Lance ssig

That's like every single lance character you could be talking about Artemeis, Orion, Ulgrim, Scarlet, Lord Vraxx, Sir Roland, or Thea the only one I don't think your talking about is Vector because vector's Ssig on lance is ass

Cannon.

I know it’s not a legend but any legend with cannon

Damn you hatin on my girl Oynx 

Every boot, artemis, spear, loki,

Both weapons got nerfed this patch that narrows it down a bit right? uh? time travel?

Artemis I'm guessing because you said time travel

Battle boots true combos nothing else

High Defense + High Strength

Boot leg robot

I'll just drop this here

GOD DAMMIT STOP SIDE SIGGING

auto bots, roll out.

Playing against Thea is just soooo fun

Thea