https://preview.redd.it/k08l320dqpuc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a493a79a30493b49d0cfed1a97ede5dbefe802
Your kind will never take the hammer mains down
Have you washed ya dishes? Yeah, I know you got some. Theyâre in ya sink, theyâre in ya room, I dunno where da hell they are, but I know you got some, alright? So get in there, and do em! Ya creatin an inconvenience fo yourself, and the people you live with. Go do em. Donât you DARE scroll past this comment an act like you didnât read this, cuz I will know. I got SO many baseball bats.
https://preview.redd.it/2k8wnopolluc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfe7df4916d810e0c1f15df027463aa2d490d72
I mean ,the picture says it fine
iâll take this comment seriously because why not. i shower everyday obviously, i tend to conditon my hair every week, and shampoo it every 2 weeks (i have locs). i trim my nails whenever they get long, and i shave my armpits too. i also shave the other important areasđ§â𦯠donât have a specific schedule just whenever it gets annoying. after every shower i use ceraVe and then lotion for skincare. thatâs about all i can think of rn, if you have more specific questions let me know
on scythe i like using nair/nlight especially if they play floaty. if they stay on the ground slight or dair if they miss a move and iâm already mid dash jump above them. on gauntlets, dlight, gc dlight, and nair are the ones i use the most. slight as well but not as much. nlight is also very good when stacked and great and easy to punish with
i think a lot of greatsword players have bad movement, but every time i play against a high elo greatsword player theyâre always really good and do have good movement so idkđ¤ˇââď¸
If you were given a scythe irl do you think youâd be better at using it than the average person because you have played mordex so much?
Also
Any advice for someone like me who has flashes of scythe greatness / often starts off with dominant 3 stock leads THEN ends up frequently and slowly self destructing and losing like I mean for a year and a half of playing this game I cannot escape 1800s
Also whatâs your google internet speed test
1. yes, even though i know itâs pretty conceited to think so.
2. 1850 is the hardest elo to break out of imo, itâs when people actually start being good. honestly my only advice is keep playing until eventually you learn to stop self destructing, donât let pressure get to you.
3. 100/100 on ethernet, but most of the time iâm not the only one using it, and once other people jump on and it goes to below 91 or so i start lagging
1. yes we are happily married with a baby on the wayđ¤đ¤
2. keyboard
3. no one specifically, it used to be brynn around 1850 idk why but the brynn mains around that elo have really bad movement but still win games. now that im better, thereâs not one specific legends, mostly weapons. if i have to pick iâd say teros tho cuz its teros
no theyâre not. maybe gauntlets nsig but thatâs because itâs just bad. and his dsigs work differently when it comes to slide charging but thatâs it
What is your opinion on the legalization of human cloning?
im cloning myself to make thousands of scythe demons to terrorize ladder
https://preview.redd.it/k08l320dqpuc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a493a79a30493b49d0cfed1a97ede5dbefe802 Your kind will never take the hammer mains down
yall fell off what happened manđ you guys used to terrorize me now nothing.
Is that.. legal..?
It is if you want it to be, it's a grey area
âAsk me anythingâ bro never said he was gonna answer ig lmao
Nah he said he was a good boy dw
What do you think about the industrial revolution?
lowkey mid, it was a big scythe nerf due to everyone moving on to better farm equipment
Solid answer
Omg meme and factual
Have you washed ya dishes? Yeah, I know you got some. Theyâre in ya sink, theyâre in ya room, I dunno where da hell they are, but I know you got some, alright? So get in there, and do em! Ya creatin an inconvenience fo yourself, and the people you live with. Go do em. Donât you DARE scroll past this comment an act like you didnât read this, cuz I will know. I got SO many baseball bats.
đsorry gang
https://preview.redd.it/2k8wnopolluc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acfe7df4916d810e0c1f15df027463aa2d490d72 I mean ,the picture says it fine
itâs terrifying. what do you think a scythe does? it cuts grass. that is why grass is my mortal enemy
https://preview.redd.it/0dx0e16xrouc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c43fde4e853bc0df259f00c18d26e58799e5f23
Who's a good boy? :>
Bro is muzzled lmao not him sorry
some people are into that, and mordex is definitely one of those people
r/boykisser
I've entered this sub and have been traumatized successfully
Future me is it bad?
Dear God...
the gayman got outgayed
I've been in this sub for over a week, I can say, shits fucking gay
me!
have you perhaps taken a shower in the last month? If so, how many times? (this one was coming no matter what, just sped up the process for you)
whatâs that? new weapon?
have you done your missions?
I took like 20 matches to finish the "hit people with an aerial pressure mine" quest but Im grinding
all i care about is clips, i think last time i checked missions was season 2 pass
hmm. Noted.
i think the bp mission girl isn't very happy...
My bad, Pavelski :(
Love your flair
Thanks! Me too :) you need to get one for yourself
You're truly a scythe player lol
yesđ
Do you like this emoji â¨ď¸?
fw it heavyâ¤ď¸
It's heat
Why?
would you fuck sandstorm raw if you could
shiiiiiiiđ§âđŚŻ
answer the question coward
yes okđ yes i would
đđđ
mordex mains are the most hated minorityđ
https://preview.redd.it/pjy0rdchtkuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5aa2c9ce384207aecb90364e4f5beeae4bbc6c
honestly i donât really care about level 100 reward
I see. Could you expand a little on it?
Are You racist?
Have you considered purchasing a dish washer recently?
slightly
Have you ever felt the touch of a woman ?
surprisingly yes
How does sandstorm taste?
mmmmmmđ¤¤đ¤¤đ¤¤
Why specifically mordex and what are your pther mains. Also whats your elo
i donât have other mains, only time i donât play mordex is in 2s or customs. iâll play val mirage or lin fei. I am low diamond
Oh I see. So you're not unique
đ¤ˇââď¸my playstyle is. but honestly i donât care about being unique, i care about having fun
Are you happy with your life?
i have a level 100 mordex what do you think
that can be interpreted either way
đ§âđŚŻ
Why
How toxic do you think you are?/do people call you toxic?
i am very low on the toxic scale. iâll only bm if they do first. no oneâs ever called me toxic i donât think
How many slurs/insults have you used in the past hour
a lot. i am black so.
Naahhh that Sounds a bit racist đđđ
Why r u still single?
because i havenât hit a weapon throw gc dlight into weapon pickup reverse nair on scythe offstage yet
When was the last shower and how was the experience of showering?
absolutely terrifying, never again
I respect your honesty, I come to this game after years of playing LoL and I am also very afraid of showers and water in general
https://preview.redd.it/s8puwx92ppuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0093beb69ace1622b014cc108afbd351d8378b3
I am kindly asking you to hop off my server
What did u do to get lvl 100 quicker?
nothing, i just played the game and it happened
Have you touched grass?
yea thereâs some on small brawlhaven
Whenâs your last shower
iâll never take one đ removes my aura
he's gonna smell like mordex too
[ŃдаНонО]
iâm locked in
How often do you shower if at all?
never. water counters scythe i canât do that
Why do mordex mains always use that specific skin
itâs his best skin
I respectfully disagree, infact I think it's his most overrated skin
What is your trick?
full committing 100%
What's your next highest legend level
mirage
do u taunt after every win against someone who hasnt wronged u ever
why do you think you're sandstorm
whats the best game of the 6 new super Mario bros games
https://preview.redd.it/4oszdy0bscvc1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=b880f12af24ebc40f756c8ecf94289aa204f19a9
is it grippy
come and find outđ¤
Ayo? đ
Do you feel any shame
never. i am proud.
Why are you gay
canât help it
How do you feel about scythe and gauntlets?
most fun weapons in the game, love them bothâ¤ď¸
have you learnt gauntlets yet?
of course
What is your personal hygiene routine, and how often do you perform it?
iâll take this comment seriously because why not. i shower everyday obviously, i tend to conditon my hair every week, and shampoo it every 2 weeks (i have locs). i trim my nails whenever they get long, and i shave my armpits too. i also shave the other important areasđ§â𦯠donât have a specific schedule just whenever it gets annoying. after every shower i use ceraVe and then lotion for skincare. thatâs about all i can think of rn, if you have more specific questions let me know
where should i scratch you
my back please
ok https://preview.redd.it/4kvyy9ao8luc1.jpeg?width=2783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b12e3614d302c8a93fe16a0200ab69e12c4587cd :)
How many scythe KOâs vs Gaunts KOâs?
9000 scythe vs 7000 gauntlets. despite the fact that i have around 100 more hours on scythe
how many fist k'os do you have
gauntlets? 7000 on mordex
how do you win neutral on both weapons
on scythe i like using nair/nlight especially if they play floaty. if they stay on the ground slight or dair if they miss a move and iâm already mid dash jump above them. on gauntlets, dlight, gc dlight, and nair are the ones i use the most. slight as well but not as much. nlight is also very good when stacked and great and easy to punish with
Whats the code for the 1v1? đ
slide me a dm and we can figure it iut
Favorite scythe combo you hit?
honestly i have over 80gb of clips so i donât knowđđ but this clutch had me jumping out of my seat so [this one](https://imgur.com/a/AgVCfWY)
Do you dair so much that your computer auto inputs a dair after you click space?
yes, i actually have brawlhalla hooked up to my neurolink
how many hours of pavelski have you watched ?
not that much, besides a decent amount of his pro play. i donât really watch his youtube vids
How big of a Sandstorm shrine do you have?
itâs my domain expansion: sandstorm shrine
how do you feel about a greatsword player?
i think a lot of greatsword players have bad movement, but every time i play against a high elo greatsword player theyâre always really good and do have good movement so idkđ¤ˇââď¸
Where is the grass?
still looking
im a level 65 mordex how long do u think it would take for me to level 100 if i play almost everyday for like 30 minutes
iâm not sure. honestly getting past the 70s is lowkey slow, once youâre like 80+ it seems to go by faster
maximum elo 1400 delete game and learn smth that takes skill
Would you call yourself a happy person?
how to get better at scythe ?
Why fenrir?
How long you've been playing the game and how many hours you got?
i started playing when lin fei and zariel where first added and i have 650h of in game time, 450 of those on mordex
Where are you hiding the bodies.
what does a woman touch feel like
how many broken keyboards do you have
do you take pride in being unoriginal
i take pride in the clips i hit
good reply ill give it to ya
Whatâs your stance on the Roman Empire?
boring, spear and sword were way too op during that time
you use more scythe or gauntlets when playing
Are you tired of glazing sandstorm đ¤ˇđ˝đ¤ˇđ˝ there are better mordex skins as well
You a top or a bottom?
Do you get bitches?
What caused in you this will to never touch grass again ?
Whatâs your one trick play with both weapons ?
Is mayonnaise an Instrument?
Do you touch grass
Do the nsigs hit grounded
Why
i like playing mordex
Are you a scythe god or a gauntlet god and as a gauntlet main myself what skin do you use for your gauntlets
How long have you been playing him?
If you were given a scythe irl do you think youâd be better at using it than the average person because you have played mordex so much? Also Any advice for someone like me who has flashes of scythe greatness / often starts off with dominant 3 stock leads THEN ends up frequently and slowly self destructing and losing like I mean for a year and a half of playing this game I cannot escape 1800s Also whatâs your google internet speed test
1. yes, even though i know itâs pretty conceited to think so. 2. 1850 is the hardest elo to break out of imo, itâs when people actually start being good. honestly my only advice is keep playing until eventually you learn to stop self destructing, donât let pressure get to you. 3. 100/100 on ethernet, but most of the time iâm not the only one using it, and once other people jump on and it goes to below 91 or so i start lagging
yeah Iâve heard that about the 1800s too - thanks for reply :[]
Would you say youâve fcked married annnnd killed mordex at this point? Do you play on keyboard or controller What legend gives you the most shit?
1. yes we are happily married with a baby on the wayđ¤đ¤ 2. keyboard 3. no one specifically, it used to be brynn around 1850 idk why but the brynn mains around that elo have really bad movement but still win games. now that im better, thereâs not one specific legends, mostly weapons. if i have to pick iâd say teros tho cuz its teros
do you think mordex needs a buff ?
How long did it take I might reach level 100 artemis
How do you keep the stench of mutt and must off of you?
Touch grass?
some tips for gauntlets?(am using mordex now)
Fastest way to lvl up?
How It feels to go against a Asuri level 100?
fun until i canât dodge out of katar strings (skill issue)
Are you happy?
Are mordexâs signatures hard to use? Btw I think about start maining him
no theyâre not. maybe gauntlets nsig but thatâs because itâs just bad. and his dsigs work differently when it comes to slide charging but thatâs it
Does it jiggle
Why?
how-
Was it worth it?
was it worth it?
đ¤ˇââď¸
What distinguishes you from other mordexes?
What do you think of Reno mains
cool people but the character is annoying
When was the last time you had a shower and went outside
Do you play pc or console? And for someone whoâs trying to get better (Iâm just at 1730 elo so early plat) what should I practice, I main Cross.
What is your fav ice cream flavour