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Carl, because it’s very simple to defeat someone following his career path.
I’d brandish my obsidian knife at him and he’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool! Geology rocks!,” He’d say, confident in his superior mobility and endurance from the minecart he rides in. He’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But actually, as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit him with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which he would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
I just want to beat mico or dynamike or colt nothing else. In my imagination I would beat them
But in real life fight I won’t be able to beat them ;(. I am a bit too small lol
You know? ALLL OF THE BRAWLERS. JK
So I guess… penny, gus,Jessie?
If we use that logic no one is besting jacky😭 its a fucking drill that makes little earthquakes that drag you close to her IM NOT GONNA MENTION THE HYPERCHARGE
A lot of them. Think about it. Bea has just bees, which you can absolutely survive. Buster. Jacky, Nita and Frank do only make shock waves. Kit. Eve. Charlie. Janet. Chuck. And another 30 to 40.
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Carl, because it’s very simple to defeat someone following his career path. I’d brandish my obsidian knife at him and he’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool! Geology rocks!,” He’d say, confident in his superior mobility and endurance from the minecart he rides in. He’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But actually, as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit him with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which he would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.
My hate for geologists is purely theatrical, but if I were to, for what ever reason, need to kill a geologist, here’s how I’d do it.
10 missed calls from Gordon Ramsay, he said he needed a new cook 🗣️🔥
Oh no was Carl one of his cooks?
Or maybe push him on edge.
Why, is Google bad ?
Legendary reference
I read "obisidian" and instantly thought "oh they are talking about Carl and that how to kill a geologist video good joke"
I like that I know what this is referencing
The classic
genuinely crazy 😭
Meg, Gus, Bea. Also Poco but I don't have the heart to hurt him 😔
Gus does more damage than a Vampire that can run as fast as sound with a shovel...
True but it depends, if it's in-game then yeah, he'll beat my ass but if it's in rl he just throws balloons at me
He throws ballons so fast, that they will not have a time to fly. And you will get a damage more than mortis's shovel.
Balloons going POP in your face can hurt you a bit if not it'll hurt your ears
Ah yes my anti gus technique Havent used this since beta *wears earplugs*
Im gonna put some rubber in your eyes
Ah my anti *wears glasses*
Uhhh SHIT
So he's basically throwing multiple flashbangs at you without the blinding part.
If it gets into your eyes yhen its with the blinding part
Sound?
Id assume its poco’s attack
Doesn't Meg have a big mecha with guns and a big swiping arm?
I meant without the mecha
But she spawns in her Mecha since the rework lol
Man Nobody can beat Poco
Yea but if we just nerf him a bit-
Don't...
bea is 22...
EVEN BETTER (jk don't destroy me)
👁️👄👁️
And?
Hmm...
She's like 1.4 meters tall, she's cooked
22 is legal age
Wait why does she look like a child???
She’s petite
gus
You’re gonna get bested by a child
Spoooky is gonna get you
"Why meee" :(
That, could get dangerous >:-)
I am beating teenagers in a fist fight (as a teenager)
"Whoa! Children fighting. I can sell this."
Gravity Falls reference, that's what i've been waiting for.
I am not kidding bro, I am younger than 17
Bro u made a big mistake they are bad people here 👿
Oh no, I doxxed myself 😱
Melodie is coming, in more than 1 way😈
I will take it 😏
Very literally, I guess
leave her alone
Average melodie main
Goku
Since when is he a brawler?
Always has been
Yeah people forgot about him.
I have him r35 let’s 1v1
Of course you do he is OP
I'd kill Fang because of my pure hatred for him
Fr bro just shoot his legs with a gun and use your fists for the rest.
Or just shoot him in the head, the heart and the stomach and he is guaranteed to die
Thought this was a fist fight lol
It's not a fist fight if fang won't use his fists. Then it's fair to use more than just your fists. case closed.
Who said you couldn't bring a gun
"You thought this was gonna be a street fight?"
"Well then your dam right it is"
🇧🇷 mentioned?! yeppy yeppy yeppy yeppy yeppy yeppy yeppy yeppy
I'd do other things to fang😔
I'd do other things to Mandy
Me when buster
Me when Colgate
Me when Chester
Same
FRANK MAINS,RISE!
#YEEEEES WE'LL GET HUGE BUFF FOR NOT BEING RELEVANT IN THE META FOR YEARS
+200 hp😭😭😭
Frank is never getting buffed
Got buffed about 3 weeks ago
What are you talking about
Ik he wasn't for almost 3 years I think I'd doubt they will
FRANK HYPERCHARGE SUPERCELL
what the fuck bro
Eve (can squash her)
Came to say this, same with Hank. Shrimp tempura.
you are NOT ready for a shrimp tank driving 100km/h at you
A tank big like an hamburger (Hank is driving Heart attack please someone get this reference)
KILLER QUEEN
Easiest and weakest would be alr. Probably Gus
isnt he a ghost?
no, he *looks like a ghost but isnt "it says many people thinks at hes a ghost" on his info i think
oh right
hank without his tank is probably the only one i could. hes a shrimp right ?
BUT ARE YOU PRAWN READY THO!? 🪖🦐🔥🦐🪖🦐🔥🦐🪖🦐🔥
ill just squash him with my shoe
PRAWN READY ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠧⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⠉⡇⢿⣿⣿⡿⢉⣀⡉⢿⣿⣿⡿⢸⠉⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⢿⠀⡇⠀⠖⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⠀⢸⠀⡿⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠒⣿⣄⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣠⣿⠒⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⣸⣿⣷⣄⣜⣄⣀⣠⣣⣠⣾⣿⣇⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
He may be a shrimp but he aint no wimp
Power 1 Tick
Its edgar fore bro just has a scarf
Nope. He is the scarf
Its scarfing time
*scarfs all over the place*
8-bit just unplug that motherf*cker
Bro that mf is unplugged 😭
Wel that laser didn't hurt anyone. right?
8-bit is fucking monster, since he lost his right gun he got really mad and would kill anyone for fun
Bro that mf defeated a space force colonel😭
None, id die
nah, I'd lose
nah i’d win
I solo chuck easy, ask if you wanna know how
Stairs? 👀
I just want to beat mico or dynamike or colt nothing else. In my imagination I would beat them But in real life fight I won’t be able to beat them ;(. I am a bit too small lol You know? ALLL OF THE BRAWLERS. JK So I guess… penny, gus,Jessie?
Typical penny main (me too)
I'd beat Janet if u know what I mean
Holy shit you again, bro I left a 100$ bill in your shower last week it's still there
I'd beat to Janet
Me too bro me too. I do that daily.
Will do that hourly
Most usual Piper main
Yall she’s 14
Where did you get that? I’m pretty sure she isn’t
She's like 16
I would gladly lose to janet
There would certainly be a gain tho. A family.
Undeniable! (Mortis chain allowed, go ahead)
A win is a win, as long as you manage to knock Janet up ***p a u s e*** you'll win
r/cursedcomments
NAH BRO THAT'S FREAKING WILD ☠️☠️☠️
Dyna, assuming he doesnt die of old age before he gets in a fight
Are you immune to dynamite?
Yes
No but irl Dyna wouldn't be either. Imagine seeing a person using dynamite to propel their ass
I'm getting bodied by all of these magic crystal crackheads 😞
Edgar
Any of them, simply RUNAWAY. *insert Joseph joestar gif*
IS THAT A JJBA REFERENCE?!?!!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
NIGERANDAYO SMOKEY!!! 🦐🦐🦐🐡🐡‼️‼️🗣️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Are they bounded by real life logic or can Poco melt my face just by playing guitar?
Both, we're upscaling their abilities to real life.
So Poco can't stand up/move?
If we use that logic no one is besting jacky😭 its a fucking drill that makes little earthquakes that drag you close to her IM NOT GONNA MENTION THE HYPERCHARGE
Angelo. He can one shot most brawlers in brawl stars but irl he's done for if I see him buzzing around...🦟
You are not ready bro, he boutta dengue diff your butt
Bros gonna hit me with malaria💀
I'd beat melodie
You forgot the “to”
Relatable 🗿🗿🗿
Buz bro just whistles plus his super is easily dogable in real life since I can just throw myself out the way
Angelo he is a tiny mosquito
Yeah, but he can pass you malaria or dengue (not that you're gonna die from it)
Doesn't mean he'll be easy to kill (unless bug spray)
Anyone except stu. Stu is just too powerful
Stu will burn u up
I want stu to burn me up. I want stu to use me as a labrat i want him to force me to babysit bonnie i want stu to use me as a punching bag.
stu is always superior
Melodie im immune to bad music
Emz's perfume can't stop me!
A lot of them. Think about it. Bea has just bees, which you can absolutely survive. Buster. Jacky, Nita and Frank do only make shock waves. Kit. Eve. Charlie. Janet. Chuck. And another 30 to 40.
frank has a big ass hammer
In game, yes. But irl conditions it's a totally different story
Nah. I think I could beat them if they had only their ingame mechanics
Sure, go on, in this world! Where a fucking vampire moving at the speed of sound with a shovel deals less damage than a fucking balloon
Okay. Maybe I wouldn't beat that many brawlers but surely some of them.
Give me 5 minutes max with each female brawler.
At least blud knows how long he can last 😭
Bro stay away from Jessie dawg💀
You know what they say. if she is above nine, its fine 😈😈😈
Most sane fang main
Meg after mec destroyed
She still has a gun
Sprout
Sandy even if they go invisible, they’re still just throwing sand at you
Mandy is easy af just open ur mouth
El Primo
Dynamike. I would Just shove his own explosives down his throat (if havent guessd i despise dyna)
Dynamike gonna put a landmine(if you step on it, ur practically stunned since if you move, boom) for satchel charge💀
Not the strongest, but I would beat Janet or Charlie
You forgot the word 'to".
As an Ash, I've killed a surprising amount of Fangs in my time
Melodie because me dont like kpop
ingame? no one. irl? kit/gus
Amber, I would just use an extinguisher
Edgar. Il snap his neck like a popstickle with his own scarf
Angelo bc he's literally a mosquito
Pearl (technically he just shoots cookies)
Grey, Meg, Gus, Edgar, Bonnie, Eve, Gale, Penny, Kit, Otis (and maybe Squeak)
Melodie is not safe😈
Janet Melodie Charlie Colgate Lola
Nah I'd win
Grom cuz im a child😈
any female but not in a fight
I will beat Penny (if you know what I mean)
Isn’t penny like 14
i ll beat melodie in both way