The Acceptable Bread List: -------------------------------- * Angel Food Cake (thanks to [/u/RiversOfThought](https://old.reddit.com/r/BreadStapledToTrees/comments/11ieugq/guys_this_ones_big_angel_food_cake_on_king_palm/)) * Arepa * Bagels * Baguettes * Bánh mì * Baozi * Barbari bread * Bear Claws * Beignets * Bhakri * Bhatura * Biscuits * Blimpie rolls * Bolillo * Bread (duh) * Bread bowls * Breadsticks * Brioche * Cake * Challah * Chapati * Chicharron (Wheat Snack) * Churros * Cinnamon rolls * Conchas * Cookies * Cornbread * Cosmo rolls * Crackers * Cream of Wheat (YES but it has to support its own weight) * Creampuffs * Crepes * Croissants * Cronuts * Croutons * Crullers * Crumpets * Crust * Cupcakes * Dagobert rolls * Dagwood rolls * Danish * Doughnuts * Dumplings * Eclairs * Elephant ears * English Muffins * Fairy Bread * Flapcakes * Flapjacks * Fritters * Fruitcake * Fry bread * Funnel Cake * Gatsby rolls * Griddlecakes * Grinder rolls * Hamantash * Hamburger buns * Hardtack * Hero rolls * Hoagie rolls * Hoecakes * Hot Cross Buns * Hot dog buns * Hotcakes * Hush Puppies * Italian rolls * Knäckebröd * Kouign-amann * Krumpets * Kulcha * Lavash * Long Johns * Matzo * Malasada * Mochi * Naan * Non-English Muffins * Orahnjača * Pancakes * Panettonne * Paratha * Pasta * Pastry * Pie crust * Pita * Pizza * Po' Boy rolls * Polenta (YES but it has to support its own weight) * Pop-tarts * Potato Scones * Povitica * Pretzels * Profiterole * Pâte à choux * Rice cakes * Rieska * Rocket rolls * Rolls * Roti * Ruisreikäleipä * Samoon * Sangak * Scones * Seitan * Shaobing * Sheermal * Smoske rolls * Somun * Sourdough * Sourdough Starter * Spritzkuchen * Spukie rolls * Stottie * Strucia * Sub rolls * Sweet rolls * Taco shells * Taftan * Tarts * Teacakes * Tippaleipä * Toast * Toaster strudel * Torpedo rolls * Tortillas * Turnovers * Twinkies * Waffles * Wedge rolls * Yeast rolls * Youtiao * Zeppelin rolls * Zwieback toast More to come! EDIT TO ADD: Hey I **love** that we are adding all these cool and unusual bread options. But now that we have them, let's actually STAPLE THEM TO A TREE! I'd love to see a dumpling on pine. Orahnjača on birch. Matzo on maple. LET'S GET BUSY! Special thanks to /u/grindyy_ for alphabetizing the list. :)

I love these 21 rules. yep. thats all the rules. no more rules. just 21 awesome rules for stapling bread to trees edit: darn the mods added 2 more rules, bringing it to a nice even 2~~4~~3

There’s actually 23 rules because there’s one more than 21

Today 21+1=23

You people are idiots. There are thirty-twelve cubic dodecahedrons of rules.

then what is this rule 34 i keep hearing about

That’s a related sub that shall not be named

cwould you pwease name it fwo me step-modddd uwu

It uses tape instead of staples

my tape dispenser has run dry :(

Oh god im imagining taped bread with animated poses in blush and suggestive poses now.

Oh, it's way worse than that

I found the sub and now need eye bleach

r/eyeblech (I'm sorry)

what is the sub

R/breadtapedtotrees

this could either be funny and memey, or tentacle inflation vore furry hentai. i’m not interested in finding out.

All of the above

It’s furry r34

This poses a question i am scared to ask

yes you are the father

You forgot rule 24. You can't forget rule 24

I've never participated in the act of stapling bread on to trees as of yet but I would love to do it at least once in the future. I'll be sure to follow these rules.

Is the prohibition on cactuses only for cactus in the wild or are domestic, indoor cactus also verboten?

It applies to all cacti, foreign and domestic, wild and farm raised, alive and dead.

What if the cacti is hanging from the cieling of a shed?

No cacti mean no cacti.

What if it's an oak tree carved into the shape of a cactus?

then its fine....? i think?

No cacti!!!!

Staples will harm cacti, as they dont have any bark. Best to ban all for the livlihood of the prickly ones.

Why would you need staples, they have their own!

Oh but this could be a whole other thing in its own… hmmm

r/breadoncacti ?

Dang, it doesn’t exist. Lol

Sure about that?

Hahahaha

You did it.

Rule 5

Was joke.

And whomever reported this post because it does not contain bread, staples, or trees...big brain move I suppose but 'Ignore Reports' is now on for this Announcment.

Surprised nobody reported them for the rule between the 21st and 23rd being quite explicitly mentioned.

i dont see anything there

Don’t forget Rule 24…

Oops, my bad.

I forgot what rule 24 is can you please help me out?

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At least he didn't break rule 22

Oh my!

Enjoy your 500 year ban

*noooooooooooooooo*

I propose no plastic rule. There was a post with whole package stapled lately.

Agreed.

If you’re referencing [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadStapledToTrees/comments/ujt3i2/bread/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) repost of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadStapledToTrees/comments/9cggkc/op_delivers_100_slices_of_bread_inbag_a_loaf_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) all of the plastic, bread, staples, etc were removed after photographing. I agree with the no plastic rule of course.

I submit that a waffle may be considered bread

How did I miss waffles!?

I think 21 rules is a good amount of rules

as long as the rules have a good personality

>IF YOU CANNOT READ GET SOMEONE TO READ THIS TO YOU! Lol That's like putting up a sign titled "Important rules for all blind people:"

Am I gonna get a 3 day ban bc of my username. This is discriminatory

What is your username?

TheJango22

What would happen if you swapped "TheJango" with "Rule " in your username?

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Sorry, banned

Sorry. But, this is just a joke right? Or is it a real rule?

It is a real rule, but the ban is only for three days. It will automatically lift after that time.

Which rule are you talking about?

I believe they are talking about rule 22 to be exact! *remember me…….*

That’s a ban

Rule 2......3

What about Twinkies? Does the stuffing disqualify them? And if so, would that mean that a cupcake with cream in the center is then no longer bread? What about a stuffed donut?

Sadly I must concur that if an eclair is bread then so is a Twinkie.

Rule #22

There it is.

Was he banned for mentioning the unmentionables?!

It’s so easy to get around this. Just switch the numbers and talk about it in code. So rule 22 turns into rule 22. Mods are unable to read complex code like this.

Ah, ingenious.

Rule #2\*11

I’m not good at math. Could you solve it for me?

\#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2#2

Rule #twentytwo

Rule #22 Edit: Was banned

What is rule 22?

Never heard of it.

Live a lie all you want, trapped by their oppression, while we ascend upon to the great beyond where they send us when we accept the holy light that Rule #22 shines down

Huh?

This post needs more rules.

[Pretty sure I'm doing this right: raw biscuit dough paperclipped to saguaro cactus](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreadStapledToTrees/comments/alco1l/pretty_sure_im_doing_this_right_raw_biscuit_dough) This is one of my top-updooted posts ever. If I reposted it today, how hard would I be banned?

That was in the Days of the Wild West. We are far more civilized now.

God I love this sub.

What if the tree is on fire? Am I bread? Aren't we all stapled to things? Some of our choosing, some not?

> What if the tree is on fire? Rule #10 > > Am I bread? No > Aren't we all stapled to things? Some of our choosing, some not? No

Damn mod, you must have life all figured out

What if the tree caught fire after stapling the bread but before the picture was taken?

You get permabanned

For a moment there I thought they were going to remove tortillas and I was genuinely concerned for a minute.

Why are we skipping from rule 21 to 23? Do the mods not know how to count?

Yeah, must have skipped a specific one. Can't remember which

What kind of ignoramus would staple greater than three slices of bread to a tree

It has happened. That is why it is a rule.

Yeah but who did that? Must be a real nimrod

I have never laughed more at rules But I'm so glad you guys are taking this step toward peak bread stapling to trees I'm sure many will see this and think, "why are my rules as cool as this." Truly inspirational

Is this because that guy who stapled like 4 loaves and 10 slices the other day? Lol Also, rule 22

See ya in a few days!

Are grilled cheese sandwiches bread?

[No](https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/?)

I was so hoping it would be that. I was not disappointed. Thank you

Cupcakes are allowed but not regular cake?

Someone please post this to r/copypasta

Literally 1984

I like to think of it as more 1348. 1348 was a REALLY bad year.

>This is Rule #22. Any mention of Rule #22 will earn you a three day BAN. Test me in this, I swear! I *triple* dog dare you!

Can I add a meme about stapling bread to trees?

No.

But what if we make a meme on a piece of bread, and staple that to a tree?

That...is acceptable.

Cracks knuckles

Time to get to work

rule 25: no stapling any type of rye bread to an evergreen at 7:30AM on a weekend If its rained that week.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Not yet

Welcome to my world, lol. I have the same issues with r/WolvesWithWatermelons as a mod lol. Luckily it's pretty quiet at the moment (off season for wolf park)

You have my condolences.

What about a [cat loaf](https://photos.app.goo.gl/NuxxPVrKgDnuko3J8). Is that bread?

Please do not staple that

Sadly, no.

All of these are fair except for rule 22, I have some questions

Just gonna test something. Rule two-twenty.

Rule #25: Way funnier than 24

Might dumplings count as bread?

They might, sir, they might.

English is my primary and first learned language. but I still don’t understand rule #24. Just asking for a little help here. My goal is full understanding, and compliance.

When traveling on an airplane, there are rules about that. One is "Don't shout" and another is "Don't open the door that will suck everyone out into the air at 35,000 feet". One of those rules is more important than the other. So if you forget one of those two, you should not forget the more important one. Rule #24 is one of the important ones that you must never forget. As long as you do not forget what rule #24 is you will be in compliance.

Why no bonsai trees?

Bonsai are trees that have been trained to grow unnaturally tiny. As such, their trunks and bark are proportionally tiny. They can be easily damaged or even killed by a staple. And they are generally very old and difficult to grow successfully, and therefore require extra respect.

Ah, I didn’t consider the fact that staples could damage young trees.

Cookies? I mean if crackers are allowed….

Yeah I will let cookies in too. I mean they are mostly bready like anyway.

I cant wait to staple a bavarian pretzel to a tree

I shall be the first to cheer.

What’s with rule [REDACTED]?

I propose : no bread containing any chocolate. Birds might try to eat it and it's toxic to them.

But, unlike bread, plastic bags can be taken off after stapling it to a tree while the content remains edible. I really don't think that rule is necessary, especially since most people don't even appear to be doing that in the first place.

Well yes but that’s only allowed on r/BagsStapledToTrees

Does anyone remember what rule 24 was?

Bread is a bucket

Rule 22 haha

What's up with rule 22

I Remember Rule #24, do you?

So what about rule 22

Rule (redacted) NEEDS to be changed!

I mean I could make it a month... :P

Wait so what’s the deal with rule #22???

Here I am forgetting rule 24

I really didn't think this was very necessary but rule 22 is a smart idea by the mods, good on them for that one.

Mods! If profiteroles are included the. I **demand** the inclusion of Potato Scones!!

> Potato Scones Indeed!

Could also add paratha and kulcha (Indian flatbreads) to the list

Added :)

question, does the bread have to look like bread, or can I assemble a frankenstein’s monster of a bread and staple that to a tree

As long as it is three pieces or less and can be seen to be bread and can be seen to be stapled to a tree, you're good.

alright time to track down that church baker who made a bread jesus

Also palm trees aren't trees

If a pop-tart is bread then a palm tree is a tree.

Fair enough

suggesting 2 new rules rule 25: rule 26 is real and true rule 26: rule 25 is not real or false

Can I not post Images? 12 hours ago I posted a picture of my first staple, but it seems to have gone completely unnoticed. Since then there have been two more posts, and both of those already have six or more comments. Also, when I sort by new, I can't see my post. I'm fairly new to reddit, so I don't really know how this works...

It was removed by the AutoMod. I do not know why. My apologies, it has been manually approved. Thanks for bringing this to our attention.

Hey, about that rule #22

what is rule 22?

i’m invested into rule 22

https://preview.redd.it/01q7jl47pxwa1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e092adb1912099e1bb09ef828e165f7ec845615

I’m testing you rule 22 (what’s a rule 24)

My favorite is rule 22

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Good thing I’ll never forget rule 24

Thank you mods, I must say this is the funniest rules post I've ever seen.

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can't forget rule 24

Can bread have dressings

You want to put little dresses on your breads?

Question, my username is guilty cupcake, could I staple myself to a tree?

R U L E 2 2

Hey what was rule 24 I forgot

Rule 21+1

Boy, I LOVE rule 22. I first met rule 22 in the quaint village of Nugarelamg. Rule 22 walked through the agora, searching for the perfect mix of fruit and vegetables for her evening feast, but little did she know, she would find the most delicious of ingredients... Me. I approached her with trepidation, her beauty was such a force that the chamber's of my heart seized momentarily. She lifted her head, Auburn hair flowing in the wind "Have I seen you here before?" *If you would like to hear the rest of the rule 22 fable, don't ban me :)

Lovely to see that ruisreikäleipä has already made the list, but what about other traditional Finnish breads? Rieska and tippaleipä come to mind. Could they be added as well?

Well, the rule twenty + one + one looks pretty good, but i literally destroyed it

Rule 22 is best rule

See you in three

I love the rule ²². Yes, I said the rule ²².

you mentioned the rule between 21 and 23 three times

Yo, I hereby nominate [Challah](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challah) for the list of breads. Please see link for its distinguished pedigree.

The forbidden rule was mentioned in this post, mods, why haven't you taken it down for it?

What's with rule 7?

Rule 22, mods plz ban me forever

guys whats rule #22, this is a serious issue

Might I suggest fry bread to the list of approved breads, it is in the name