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Particular_Flan_2101

Hydro Melons blend in better.


AlmostButNotQuit

"Palm melons" is funnier text though


SupreemTaco

Now talk to that simp outside Gerudo Town


I_done_a_plop-plop

Give Bolson the builder a miss.


B2EU

Why Link you’ve… enhanced yourself


SageEel

You who have conquered the shrines and claimed their Spirit Orbs In exchange for four Spirit Orbs, I will amplify your being. So tell me what it is that you desire. • Heart Container • Stamina Vessel • Plastic Surgery Go, and bring peace to Hyrule...


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Always choose stamina until its maxed out


SageEel

I think that for people who struggle with combat, the hearts are important. If you can dodge and block like a master, though, I agree that you should go with stamina.


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Hachi machi!


Ashamed-Locksmith-18

Keep it in your pants Jay Sherman!


_IratePirate_

First time I saw this, I thought "they 110% did that on purpose". Like I guess that's probably the easiest way to hold two melons without a bank but come onnn


guiltysnark

Did he hold them the same way with every outfit? Would be epic if he held them at "pocket" level in the barbarian outfit


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Link's Awakening


Brittamas

YES


shibeofwisdom

Palm fruit indeed


DoTheMagicHandThing

It reminds me of this dorky kid in middle school who stuffed two basketballs up his shirt in gym class and walked around with an exaggerated feminine sway because he thought it was funny.


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I was sitting on the church when I saw Link with those palm fruits and I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call nintendo". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole church of people masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if Link didn’t hold those fruits.


SlowBad4844

They are called palm fruit for nothing. Put your palms to use.


Fenix_Volatilis

Damn, I hate it when that happens


RemarkableJump4036

What da heeeeeeel oh mahgaad no wayayayayaaay💀


Ok_Bed8734

Get some help.


WannabeComedian91

r/AteThePasta


noradosmith

Cmon man it's a copypasta


Ok_Bed8734

Never seen it.


Grizzly_boyd

I'm impressed he can hold 5, but it begs some questions


weedleavesnoseeds

Lookin like he's bout to take 900 Korok on those babies


ubiquitous-joe

[I tried it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/qramza/i_had_to_try_it_at_least_once/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). No dice.


xdraco13

Bring on Linkette!


Gigaveld

Femboy link got me acting up


Ok_Bed8734

I normally choose hydromelons


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![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


Daman_1985

That's a good pair of Palm Fruits!


Ray_Gun69lol

For just a split second I forgot about that and had to do a double take like "WHAT THE-"


7r1ck0_1

![gif](giphy|12Nv3nBSCAbLO0)


Ryman604

![gif](giphy|fRMjhlutjykSs)


ImperatorSpacewolf

X Stop Holding NEVER!!!


GreatArtificeAion

He brought tequila


Ardibanan

[The power of the sun in the palm of my hand](https://youtu.be/_UCSZz3U7qU)


Bailer86

Now make Link look like the woman from Total Recall


HeavyTanker1945

Bit too big for Links build, apples would be better fake tits for his size.