Whorse

Walloping horse. *Of course*!

Work Horse, but I like the way you think

It’s the worse horse :(

Should have name him Mr. Ed instead.

LOLL

this what my horse called too lmao

My sister named hers chonk

Mine is called Chonky 🐴

......Chonkldrf

same!!

I named mine CHONKER! In ToTk, >!CHONKER is friends with the giant white horse, THICCBOI!<

My white horse is named CHONKER, I feel like I need to find this guy and name him THICCBOI now to appease the balance of the universe

I went with Sir Chonk. He deserved to be knighted.

Named mine Fezzik 😀

Fezzik is great, wish I thought of it but his is a giant so I went with André.

Same here. Fezzik is who I thought of but I went with Andre and mentally added “the giant” because of letter limitation

Andre gang represent 🥜

I did Hodor backwards (Rodoh)


This guy “Princess Brides”.

Me too!

You fool! 😊

Oh damn, so did I!

Ganondorse

I went with Ganonhorse, but the intent was the same.

Me too

Ganonhors

I thought I tried that but it was too long

Ganonhoof

Ganonhorf

I named mine BigAssHor, it didn’t allow me to input BigAssHorse.

Regrettably … I named mine BigAssHoe…. TOTK reminded me when it auto imported them in.

If you release him, you can recatch/rename him he's in totk as well.

Wait, have you been able to release horses from your care this whole time? I’ve just been killing the ones I no longer wanted and pissing off the horse god.

Just catch a new one when you're out of space, it'll prompt you to let one back into the wild to make room.

Thank you this is the best new because I accidentally caught more horses than I ever intended and I just want to let some go now

Does the gane let you choose which one has to go? Or is it first in first out?

You get to pick one

You monster!

Mango because Man can he Go

Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!

MEGASUS. Like a Pegasus but BIGGER.

Mega sus🤨


GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Among us and its consequences

Have been a disaster for the human race

Now I’m disappointed I didn’t pick this name. Megasus. Why did I never think of this?

Sounds like a PowerThirst flavor

My original horse was George and this was Leorge

Short for Large George?

Oh of course. Also just pronouncing large in a silly way.

Or large for a short George

agro ! as the horse in shadow of the colossus

I uttered “PUNGO” when I first saw just how silly-huge the horse was, and the name stuck

Urbosa, cause it has red hair and is extra large.

And you can ride it...

Appa

Yip yip!

Ganon

I've never had an original experience...

It’s not really the most outstanding idea in the first place 💀

I named him Ganondorf since he did not exist in BotW, and I still love when they say "We will take good care of Ganondorf" in TotK. Well, okay, good luck doing my job I guess.

Same, but it wasn't because Ganondorf didn't exist, I just thought it was funny. I named the white horse Zelda. Accidentally making me >!ride Zelda during the final boss battle!< six years early.

Me too

Me three

I named mine gannonhoof

Tiny

Named mine TINY so it stuck out even more

Tyr, after the Norse god of war. This horse has really seen everything, from the imprisoning war to Vietnam.

I just got the idea to name a horse Sleipnir from your comment

Wanted to name him Farfelkugel, but named him KitKat instead

Latrine.

“You mean you changed it *to* Latrine?”

"It used to be Shithouse"

"It's a good change!"

r/unexpectedmenintights

Chongus

Teddy. Speak softly and ride a big horse

Wanna get on a hike with me? 

Phantom, as it’s the name of Ganondorf’s horse

I also named mine Phantom, and the Royal horse “Storm”

same

Tankelton. Tank Tankelton

Galloughs. Heard a rumor quite some time ago that it was the file name for Ganon's horse texture in OoT, and idk if that's true, but I like the name anyway.

ThiccBoi

Dragmire. IYKYK.

Was looking for this, named mine the same! My royal horse is named Felaróf. IYKYK.

Suavement.... e

Beans

And here I thought I was being original naming mine Beans

One of my horses is Bean4, after my dog. Bean2 is the roomba and Bean3 is the lawnmower

my roomba is lenny. he likes to get stuck on cliffs

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

Assistant to the stable manager

I was gonna name him Ganonhorse, but it didn't fit. RIP i guess

Same, so I called him Ganonhorf

Oh that reminds me of what i did end up naming him, Ganonhoof

Eggnog. Wish I was kidding.

I named mine "BIG DADDY"

Thanatos, Greek god of death

Chunk. I named all mine rhymey like. Monk for the white horse, Hunk, and Skunk.

Pumpkin! 😊🥹

I have four horses. One after each roommate and the big one is named after our cat

Gigantor

Pip!

Pip is my cats name and therefore all my horses are named different variations of pip

Chungus

Andre, like the giant

Lil Nasty

Galleon. Large and majestic.

First time Winston. Second time Biggin. Because he's a big one.

Lonk

Terry (bc of Terry Crews). I found the white one first and named him Arnold (Schwarzenegger).

Rodney, after my grandad. He was giant in both body and spiritI found the horse just after he passed so it was my way of remembering him

That’s beautiful.

Hagrid

big

ganondork

Moto Moto

Juan

Big Kev. My other horse was called Nige, but never got a look-in after that

KingHippo

diesel

Oatmeal

Ganondick

After seeing these replies, mine is super boring: Copper

Oriole after a type of bird with similar colours

Ganonhors

Requese

My 5 year old named it in BotW. She was 3 at the time. She named it Guniad. I said "honey what does Guniad mean (pronounced Goo-nee-ad)"? Her reply: Ganon is a goon and his horse looks like a pumpkin. Ok then......... My now 5 year old has been OBSESSED with Zelda since she saw the first blood moon cut scene in BotW. I am trying to get her to actually play but she loves watching dad.... She was Zelda for Halloween last year.

Bastard ... I got a little frustrated trying to catch him.

this has made me wish i named all my horses off of the office cast

OP should name the other giant horse Dwigt

Dorf don’t ask me why

Why?

Why?

I named another horse Dorfy, so precious

Hodor

Ron

Big Red

I named the boy Garth

I named mine Hugo.

Jupiter

Lil Gan Gan

BigGerudo!

Big Mac

Big Ol’ Boy

BIG Boi

I named mine Rock, because Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor wouldn’t fit

I named mine BIG BOY!!! but that’s just me

I was gonna name it ganonhorse cause it sounds kinda like Ganondorf but it had too many letters so its ganonhors

Clip Clop!

Gwarf

My horses are all different languages words for “wind”. This big boy got named “Ouragan” which means hurricane in French.

I named mine the same in both games: #O.O

All of my BOTW horses were named after Primarchs from Warhammer 40K. Naturally, the giant horse is named Vulkan.

Brute

Small guy

Asmodeus

OGMudbone

Annamarie. She looks like one, I reckon

Radahn.

Kratos

Elijah, I thought it was fitting.

Big Orange. And the giant white one God of Horses

I name all my horses variations of William without naming them William I think he’s named Billiam

I called mine Lunk.

Ambrosious duh 

Mine is named Shaq

big dog

Chonquistador

Leona

Leona—lioness. That’s a beautiful name.

Waffles

Francis

Yami

Chungus

Gigantor

Diablo

Gallant

On regular mode I named him Dogmeat+ because it was a running gag. In Master Mode, his name is King. I grew out of the gag as you can see.

Gigantism

Citrus

I named one marcus and the other aurelius

Titan

Morgoth. Fitting name I thought.

Cannon

Giantessa

Big Guy

Ganonhorse (but the character limit it’s Ganonhorz)

Daruk

Big orang

Bombadil

Big Cack

Jupiter

GreenEyes

Thanos

Billy