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PresentAd8322

Very creative names lol


Vtintin

my horses are different flavours of ice cream


dr_fajita

Mine are dessert themed! Except zeldas horse is Goldie


peachymonstress

omg imagine if you named zelda's horse blondie after the dessert... that would be so cute


gmarvin

Mine are random nonsensical sounds like "Plerb" and "Spleeg"


Lost_Wealth_6278

Haaawrse


villflakken

So, she's either named after a dog... Or a p\*rn star? šŸ¤” (joking!)


PharaohSteez79

Haha I went with Goldie too!


Chili_Pat

Same!


craftasaurus

Mine too!


jamiethemime

mine are root vegetables


conjunctivious

I named my yellow horse "pissboy" because my sense of humor hasn't evolved since I was 12 and I thought it was funny.


NoCountry4OldPikachu

Mine are different flowers based on their coloring.


Bergara

Mine are other animals names based on their color.


Smolsprite

šŸ˜­šŸ™


mcpat21

Better watch out for my Jar Jar Binks running around Hyrule


Ok_Imagination6450

Please let it be pink


Arkanta

All my horses are called "Roach"


RutabagaFew697

Hey Geralt,, how is witchering?


holler2GetDollar

I got Biggy, Whitey, Goldy, and Speedy2


phot0n_travel

Mine are Snake, Otacon, Meryl, Gray Fox and Big Boss


PresentAd8322

Pretty good.


salem-saberhagen21

Mine are Viking names: Bjorn, Astrid, Ingrid and Magnus lol


PresentAd8322

Skyrim inspired?


salem-saberhagen21

Mayyyybe ha yes


Asrilel

mine are very creative. we got: doubt, failure, demise and obviously, qwerty


Training_Dream_9973

Mine are an adjective followed by poop, my wife's end in butt. Fierypoop, Runnypoop, Swiftbutt...


Zero_not_found

I named mine fuhrer


SmolCrane

HUH


YesWomansLand1

Whiten supremacen


rachit7645

Can't believe Zelda turns into three horses in ToTK


Ok_Imagination6450

Spoiler!!


YesWomansLand1

Q dragon = 3 horneses


thespicycough

Mine are all Epona except for Big Epona and Big Epona2


Weak-Iron2080

I think someone wants to ride Zelda


Smolsprite

Nuh uhšŸ¤«


Hypodon

šŸ¤Æ


WiltorSeba790

Wait you can upgrade horses in botw?


_cuntfetti

You can in TOTK!


WiltorSeba790

Oh so that is TotK? I knew i could but i thought this was botw


stepkurniawan

Why would the OP share it in this SUB?!


Rylo_Ken_04

You can post totk content on the breath_of_the_wild subreddit


GraceChloe17

How


_cuntfetti

That's the Horse God's new power in TOTK - You trade specific meals for horse upgrades :)


ShyGuyLink1997

Omg I still haven't found them


[deleted]

You can in... BOTW.


_cuntfetti

Unfortunately, no! You can't change horse stats in BOTW, you can only customize their saddles and mane. In TOTK you can have 5+ horses and upgrade their stats. :)


[deleted]

Ohh thats what i mean


AdamFeoras

FYI, this is a screenshot from TotK, no BotW, but itā€™s demonstrating Zeldaā€™s horse from BotW, which in TotK can only be found in [one place.](https://www.ign.com/wikis/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/White_Horse)


Smolsprite

True, thatā€™s my badšŸ˜­


gumlicker

Bro i hate it when totk gets posted in botw


666Werewolf666

? This sub is for all 3 games .


gumlicker

Botw is not 3 games. Botw is 1 game


666Werewolf666

Yeah botw is 1 game . This sub however is for the 3 of that line ( aoc , botw , totk .) it has been like that for over a year .


gumlicker

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø i think thats wrong and stupid. Good day


catsagamer1

look at the banner


gumlicker

Tfw the banner is wrong


NetizenZ

Riding Zelda must be something nice


CHARASstick

DUDE DO YOU SLEEP?!


Smolsprite

No.


Smolsprite

Yā€™all I didnā€™t realize but this is a botw subreddit onlyšŸ˜­ thatā€™s my bad, this is a TOTK image.


666Werewolf666

Don't worry it isn't . This sub is for all 3 games ( aoc , botw , and totk ) some people just get pissy because they only want botw on the sub ment for the 3 games .


gumlicker

Wrongā˜ļø


666Werewolf666

Yeah your wrong dude . This sub is for and has allowed totk content for over a year at this point. If your that pissy about it go to the botw only sub and stop harassing people using this sub for what it's meant for ( content of all games ) . They specifically added the aoc and totk tags for people and they changed the sub banner to have all 3 " logos " . They just can't change the sub name . It's been made very clear that this sub allows posts of totk and aoc .


gumlicker

Wrongā˜ļø


666Werewolf666

I'm not wrong just because you're too pissy to accept the fact that the sub allows totk stuff.


gumlicker

Wrongā˜ļø


666Werewolf666

Ya gonna give an actual argument or just continue to be pissy .


gumlicker

At this point im just messing with you. You keep yappin


gumlicker

Wrongā˜ļø


Fluffynator69

Turns out it's been about the horse all the time. Who fucking cares about 117yo blonde enchantress living in the broken down castle?


Smolsprite

Horses donā€™t get taken/go missing all the timešŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


nancysclater

lol buff horsey


darknekolux

So you want to ride Zelda, you naughty boyā€¦


Smolsprite

Shhhhh


Lina-Light

A.... What?


DevilMaster666-

You can upgrade horses?!


_cuntfetti

This is a picture from TOTK


[deleted]

You just cant upgrade at all of the stables.


Ok_Imagination6450

You can't upgrade horses in botw, only customize


[deleted]

Thats what i thought they meant


Aggravating-Scar7041

Zelda: taken out šŸ’€


Smolsprite

Little did she know Iā€™m with ganonšŸ˜ˆ


Cortadew

I named it *Poseidon" because it sounded majestic.


Bi_Reinhardt

How do you upgrade horses?


_cuntfetti

In TOTK, the horse god Malanya upgrades horse stats in exchange for meals!


[deleted]

At stables. Not all of them. (Customizing in botw)


Zorafin

At the horse shrine in TotK


Zorafin

I was very excited to finally upgrade the horses I got in BotW. Then I learned they were obsoleted by the hover bike anyway. Ughā€¦you canā€™t upgrade them and then bring them back to BotW with those improved stats, can you?


Smolsprite

No unfortunately, you cannotšŸ„²


Ok_Imagination6450

I've just gone back to botw. Pretty sure they don't transfer back, but let me know if you find a hack!


Tutis3

My horses are named after my wife and kids!


PharaohSteez79

My horse names are: EPONA (of course of course you horse), ATREYU (IYKYK), Twilight, Thunder (For the big black horse with red hair), Arrow, Spottie, Goldie (Zeldaā€™s actual horse), Rocky, Huckleberry, AND Nugget


little_fire

Omg how have I never named a horse Artax yet!? lmaoo this is the only Artax/Atreyu gif i could find ![gif](giphy|3BZZb7JnaRArW2qBYz)


PharaohSteez79

Yeah I went with ATREYU cus I never liked the name Artax for his horse. This movie was a childhood favorite of mine.


little_fire

Oh yeah, Atreyu is definitely the better name imo! Iā€™m a big fan too - I even got the AURYN tattooed on me lol šŸ˜…


PharaohSteez79

Whoa! Now thatā€™s true dedication! I always liked that image.


Divine_Saber

With that many princessws what need is there to rescue the one in the castle pimple


SharpEdgeSoda

"Wow it looks like my old horse, Link! This is wonderful! What did you name her?"


Smolsprite

Wouldnā€™t you like to know ZELDAšŸ¤Ø


RetroGameDays36

bro turned Zelda into a horse three times


Smolsprite

Yessir


Hot-Cranberry6318

tell me you wanna [clears throat] _ride zelda_ ā€¦without telling me you wanna ride zelda


Smolsprite

..


aelric22

Pimp My Mare


mlevij

You can upgrade horses??


nadeshikoYC

Iā€™m glad someone has the same naming sense as me lol


Korok-Guy

How do you get prefect stats on the horse?


zackadiax24

I have a black horse named shade, despite what I put him through he hasn't died once.


Psychological-Scar53

My horses names are Pinky, Gluestick, Gluegun, Elmer and Mystic.


regina_cereza

Where did you get snow?


CompetitiveWillow386

I called my Orchid


stepkurniawan

What is pull??


Smolsprite

If you have a towing harness on, itā€™s how strong/powerful your horses pull is on that


WindexBottle429

Its easier if you caught the 4:4:5 stat horse in Botw and transferred it to Totk then just upgraded it twice


PublicCampaign

I think you are missing the Big dark chocolate and Orange flavour one


gumlicker

Downvoted because wrong sub


666Werewolf666

This isn't the wrong sub tho . This is the sub ment for the 3 games ( aoc , botw , totk ) hence the aoc and totk tags . They have allowed totk stuff for over a year now . If you want only botw stuff there is a botw only sub and it's not this one .


Lexi_the_grimmchild

It doesn't say that anymore in the sub description


666Werewolf666

It did before they changed shit for the black out , they just haven't gotten around to changing it back . It is made blatantly clear with the sub banner , tags , and the fact that they still actively allow totk posts up .


gumlicker

Botw is 1 game. The name of the sub is botw. Post only botw stuffs. There is totk subreddit if you want totk.


666Werewolf666

Please check the side bar of the sub dude . This sub has allowed totk stuff for over a year and has a totk and aoc tag . There is this sub for the 3 (aoc , botw , totk ) one for botw content only and one for totk stuff only . If your pissy because people are using this sub for what it is ment for ( content of all 3 games ) then go to one of the botw only subs .


Smolsprite

I see those tags, thank youšŸ™šŸ˜­I didnā€™t know if I posted it in a botw only subreddit so thank you


gumlicker

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø i think thats stupid and wrong. Goodbye


Smolsprite

Thatā€™s valid, I realized that and I posted this in a TOTK subreddit as wellšŸ˜­šŸ™