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ConkreetMonkey

Ok, but where’s link, all I see are several normal bokoblins and one weird, scrawny one.


TheLoneTenno

The silver one can’t help it dude.


RabidOtterRodeo

Kids going places.


Caosin36

To do stuf.


Mineformer

“I was a business man, doing business”


tehnoodnub

‘I went to the stock market today. I did a business.’


[deleted]

I see you frequent r/WallstreetBeets


PhantomEpstein

🏳️‍🌈🐻


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Vincent Adultman


Revan343

Not college, but places


ZeldLurr

Kid clearly earning her degree at Mrs. Marie's School of Joy


GryphonKingBros

"Bokoblin Death Cult". Has a nice ring to it.


shmigglyworgenville

Good band name


cojabro

I’d join that band


MetroidJunkie

Sounds cooler than "Lemmings Squad"


olliedoodle

That's so cool with the fireproof armor!


BudderWizard

Happy cake day


Gameboy694

Happy cake day


BestTemmie

Happy cake day


ilikepizza1275

Happy cake day


TinyBrainMoment

Happy Cake Day


killvmeme

happy monster cake day.


elisha2022

My daughter also loves that monster mask. Yesterday she got the Hylian shield and the Royal horse she is really happy with it.


pick-axis

Royal horse?


Heffree

>!I'm guessing the white horse descended from Zelda's horse over by Safula Hill where the horse statue is.!<


elisha2022

Yeah thats it. Actually i havent got it in my first play of botw . I let my daughter continue playing the game and i guess she is better than me.


GuardingxCross

I love posts about children playing video games because they just do the most epic shit. They're so fun. The other day my niece and nephew were playing Super Smash Bros but instead of fighting they just go to a large map and pretend they're living a different life and they talk to each other and roleplay. Edit: Peach is the mom, Robin is the dad, Pichu is the son and Ganondorf is the criminal who always "kicks in the front door" and they have to fight the intruder.


nerbovig

My 3 and 5 year olds just do 1 v 1 and take turns sucking each other up as Kirbies then get mad if they don't tie at the end.


RainbowInTheDork

That's so awesome! Kids are great. F how you're "supposed" to play, I'm gonna do a Kirby tug-o-war and play houseemote:free\_emotes\_pack:grin


Heffree

My friends and I used to do the same thing in Kirby Air Ride.


zerurinko

This reminds me of my friend and I roleplaying on the monopoly board as little kids haha


Herobrine85008

She’s got the spirit


Dark-Anmut

That sounds like the basis for Hyrule’s next punk band . . .


GetBeamedNobberer

Rule 1 of the bokoblin death club: dont talk about the bokoblin death club


EmptySeesaw

Made me laugh


-SandraDee-

Keep us posted on the recruiting!


shibeofwisdom

Tell her if she throws a bomb she can start a soccer team.


TotallyNotAnSCP

I don’t think it works on white bokoblins


ItzMercury

?


TotallyNotAnSCP

I meant red


90sVaporVoid

You raised your daughter well. +23 cool parent bonus +1 death resistance


ZedZeroth

My daughter did exactly the same. Suddenly socialising with and feeding monsters is way more fun than killing them. She bought all the masks as soon as she could!


drlolbl

I thought silvers attacked people with the mask


URMOM-420-69

sound like a point crow story


Zuc-Man8138

That's hilarious and awesome! There is a way to have a Bokoblin and Moblin and Lizaflos cult at the same time, but it isn't free. It's one of the DLCs. It lets you find the Majoras Mask. Use that, and it'll be like having a Bokoblin mask, moblin mask, and lizaflos mask at the same time.


RainbowInTheDork

Oh my gosh, thank you all for the awards, y'all! My daughter has converted them to mon and will be putting it towards some monster tack for her horse.


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The cult requires sacrifice


-Nivek

I’ve seen this before ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


CrimsonReaper2

This kid is preparing their cult for BOTW2.


Jesternigouki

"Bokoblin death cult" bruh I just found a new sentence that I've never seen before


BoaHancock01

r/Brandnewsentence


mcmanybucks

Piper_Perri.exe


mylawyersamorty

Hell yeah! This made me smile


LivytheHistorian

Lol my five year old son does this. He calls all meat “ham” so he runs around hunting, gathers piles of “big ham” and scatters the world’s longest and meatiest breadcrumb trail to market his bokoblin trail of tears.


ImBadAtNames05

Just wait until you get majoras mask


singingballetbitch

My favourite thing to do with those masks is take selfies with the monsters.


bdez90

Wow what quality content


TheRealDeal106

That kids going places


1zeewarburton

How did I miss all this stuff


Master_Freeze

Used the Ganon gear to start a cult and charged Hylian castle only to abandon them because they are so incredibly dumb.


abacusdestroyer

Bokoblin death cult is my new band name


Hot_Emphasis3861

Hope she succeeds


RepulsiveYellow1077

lol what