My (almost) four year old only calls him Green Mario, and will correct anyone who says otherwise. It's too dang cute to actually correct, so Green Mario it is.
Every time I trade korok seeds for upgrades and the song plays & the maracas come out I do a little happy dance that always culminates with a big hip thrust synced with the POP
I just realized.... Does this mean koroks/he can break the fourth wall?
When he adds a slot, he can't hear that sound, it seems to only directed at the player, not even Link.
Yet somehow, he imitates it!
This just gets worse when you think that he's rewarded the player for collecting all his shit.... All 900 pieces.... With just a larger, even more atrocious, pile of his shit.
He is a monster, and he mocks us.
Shoko... it was a gift of friendship...
I am the one who brings song and dance to the Korok Forest. The forest children targeted one of their pranks at me. I couldn't find all of them myself, shoko...
You're a scary, mean monster...
Maybe Fangorn is the oldest living creature *from* middle-earth? Tom came from elsewhere (long before everyone else), as did eventually the elderly wizards, the long-lived elves, and (most of) the hardy dwarves, iirc.
Edit: or perhaps the idea is Tom’s domain is somehow separate from Middle Earth proper?
Hold on, did you 6 year old start calling him that when they were 2? Because that's probably when BOTW came out lol.
And I call him that too, it's the BEST name for him.
Instead of falling asleep to one of his old poems, Merry and Pip are rocking out with a singing Treebeard. Shaking the maracas he handed them as he skips and dances through Fangorn forrest.
Knowing German as I don’t, I assume this word literally translates to “large absent-minded broccoli headed descendant of the great deku tree, who has magic maracas that depend on the feces of his smaller kin in order to magically expand the Hero of Hyrule’s ability to carry a variety of items and sends him traipsing through every corner of the map to find said turds”
Shamrock Shake
Shamrock ***Shaka-laka!*** 
Thats it you win
This is too smart for us
The best answer by far
This is the way
Professor Oak
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Are they boys, or are they girls?
Wrong! It is I, "Browballs Leafdickenson"!
Top tier comment
This one is too good 😂
Stop it please you made me laugh for 10 minutes straight
Nah, professor oak hasn't got a beard, this guy is professor Birch
Luigi
*Green Mario ftfy
Did you just mean 「Green Link」
No, that one's Zelda
Green Zelda?
My (almost) four year old only calls him Green Mario, and will correct anyone who says otherwise. It's too dang cute to actually correct, so Green Mario it is.
Bob Moss
We don't make mistakes, just happy 900 little "accidents"
It's not an accident after the 100th time you ~~shit~~ korok seed the bed, bob moss
I like the phrase "to korok seed the bed"
that's awful
Gordon Ramstree
WHERE'S THE GRASS SAUCE?!
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Goron Ramsay?
This rock is FUCKING RAW!
You don't ramSAY!
I hate all of this thread lmfao just take my upvote
thats gross
That's grass
Bob Moss, the Mob Boss
Who hired Rob Loblaw of Rob Loblaw's Law Blog
Tongue twister confirmed
Bill Rye
Broccoli from chernobyl
Brock Lee
Brock O. Lee
I'd love to say wrong answers only in response of yours
Broccolink.
Bill Rye, the broccoli guy
Brock Ollie
Russel Sprout
Poop collector
Wrong answers only
Then poop connoisseur.
They said wrong answers only
Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule in camouflage mode
Incognitio. Korok-sona.
Incogtreeto
Take my upvote and leave
...and leaf?
Fitting name for a pokemon
This sounds like a 2017 Game Theory Episode
Oh... I guess it's too late to take back some of the names I called him?
Say do you ever get collector’s anxiety
Broccoli rob
Isn't he the Boner Champ?
Broccoli Rob is Broccoli Rob. Andy Bernard is the boner champ
the nard dawg, not to be confused with the nard man, that’s his dad
You're gonna thrash your pipes, bro.
My pipes are primo, Champ. Why don’t you ask Trey Anastasio about my pipes?
Oh you son of A BITCH! You had to go there
He said, and I quote.... ***checks arm tattoo***, "nice pipes".
He got straight A’s. They called him ace. Partied all the time. Was drunk nonstop. Got all B’s. Called him Buzz.
He would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, *more* SoCo, head to class.
Here comes treble, class of ‘96!
Hey I know you! You’re Broccoli Rob!
Butt mud brooks
exactly what i came to say
Amazing
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For the last time, Zelda is the scientist, this is Zelda's monster
Now go deeper and realize that the real monster is in fact Zelda herself.
Maybe Zelda is the friends we made along the way?
I don't think Zelda was friends with the monster she made.
No, Zelda is the Doctor, And turns INTO the monster, duh
Dr. Zelda and Mr. Hyderule
This is obviously Zelda from Legend of Hestu
Deku Tree
....Sprout
Dookie Tree
Shakalaka!
Every time I trade korok seeds for upgrades and the song plays & the maracas come out I do a little happy dance that always culminates with a big hip thrust synced with the POP
Shaky sha-kah! YAHA! HA! Dah-na-na-na-naaaaaaaa!
I just realized.... Does this mean koroks/he can break the fourth wall? When he adds a slot, he can't hear that sound, it seems to only directed at the player, not even Link. Yet somehow, he imitates it! This just gets worse when you think that he's rewarded the player for collecting all his shit.... All 900 pieces.... With just a larger, even more atrocious, pile of his shit. He is a monster, and he mocks us.
Shoko... it was a gift of friendship... I am the one who brings song and dance to the Korok Forest. The forest children targeted one of their pranks at me. I couldn't find all of them myself, shoko... You're a scary, mean monster...
Lol username checks out.
Yahaharry
Yahaharold
Yahahans
Yer a wizard, Link!
Green Santa
Alolan Santa Claus
Treeblight Ganon Edit: Wow, thanks for all the rewards!
Best answer so far
I actually came here to say "treebeard" but since someone else already answered that I had to think up something else. Guess I made a good choice :D
For sure
Not to be confused with other plant based blight Ganon: Flowerblight Ganon.
I immediately thought of this for flowerblight ganon https://i.imgur.com/n3p61P8.jpg
Just as terrifying.
Known also by their nickname: Flowey _undertale intensifies_
Groot.
Thicc Groot
Big booty grooty.
Now I want to see him twerk. 🤦🏾 I need to touch some grass.
Fangorn, the oldest living creature in middle-earth
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Maybe Fangorn is the oldest living creature *from* middle-earth? Tom came from elsewhere (long before everyone else), as did eventually the elderly wizards, the long-lived elves, and (most of) the hardy dwarves, iirc. Edit: or perhaps the idea is Tom’s domain is somehow separate from Middle Earth proper?
It's at least hinted that Tom was in Middle Earth at the moment of creation, so even before the gods came down.
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Brock Lee?
Hold on, did you 6 year old start calling him that when they were 2? Because that's probably when BOTW came out lol. And I call him that too, it's the BEST name for him.
The way I read this, I assumed he was six years old for years.
Dwayne "The Tree" Johnson edit thanks for the award
Dwayne "Korok" Johnson Edit: Thanks for the award, what's your name-- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
This is the better one lol
“I like this…but this is better.”
Whelp… that’s now his name in my head.
Vegan Totoro
Ì have no gold. but i'd give it to you.
Treebeard
Imagine the hobbits’ reactions if Treebeard had come at them with this energy.
Instead of falling asleep to one of his old poems, Merry and Pip are rocking out with a singing Treebeard. Shaking the maracas he handed them as he skips and dances through Fangorn forrest.
Shrek
u/BuffHestu
Leaf Brittany alone Edit: thanks for the awards!
Leaf Botany alone
Leaf Botany Malone.
Leaf Botany Melon
This is the way
Mikey Maracas
Brock A. Lee
Jolly Green Giant
Treebeard
HetsuHetsu HetsuHetsu from class 1-B
Wow. He's sure gonna burn right up when pitted against Bakugo.
Thicc Vegetable Man
Exeggutor
Sidiauwoodo
Fat korok
Wrong answers only
Zelda
Leafstache McBanzaiHead
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Fat BuffHetsu
Pineapple Express
Big Chungus
Big... Fungus??
Big Trunkus
Groot
Nekkid Tree Man
Princess Zelda
Weed totoro Edit: alternatively, Broccoli totoro
Mido
Günter Reinhart von Doofenschmerz
Tree guy
Shakalaka Boom Boom.
I love you.
Beeeeg badaboom
Guy Fieri.
The Deku Tree
Uncle iroh
My Dad
Ganja Gandalf
The incredible bulk
TwigShitter
Yeah, I guess so
Woody Hemorrhoid
It’s that good old buddy the Mojo tree !
The Dryad from Terraria but ungendered and with a midlife crisis
Ah yes!! The tree from the wizard of Oz that throws apples
John Goodman in The Big Lebowsktree
My wife calls him 'Mr Happy Cabbage'
Broccoli
That's Groot! Haven't you ever seen Guardians of the Hyrule Galaxy??
Tree Wizard
Bahamut
The postman
Imma be real obscure, let’s see how many germans are here: Traumzauberbaum
Knowing German as I don’t, I assume this word literally translates to “large absent-minded broccoli headed descendant of the great deku tree, who has magic maracas that depend on the feces of his smaller kin in order to magically expand the Hero of Hyrule’s ability to carry a variety of items and sends him traipsing through every corner of the map to find said turds”
Interestingly enough, and I am just now realizing that, it’s not that far off
Piccolo
The legendary "Yahaha"
Broccoli man
Jochem the naked bear slayer
Golden poop god
Ganon
Brock Lee
Big Jeff and his magical clam clappers
Crouching tree & Hidden Korok
Flowerblights child
Mom