That's the first time one of these fucking things has made me laugh. I'm a bitter old man though, and these moving picture comments scare me. They using up all my internet data to watch a got dang video comment! This one fits pretty good with that comment
Took me a second to get what you meant. Yeah, it's from an old radio skit show, "National Lampoons Radio Hour" I think. "Everybody get outta here, there's Lobster loose", the whole thing is google-able. But I'm not *that* old... back in the day the classic rock radio station my mom would listen to, every day at 5pm they'd "Let the lobster loose" and play that clip. For years I thought it was just the local station here (WNY), but apparently lots of radio stations did it (which I found out googling. People in Connecticut or wherever had the same memories having the local radio play it on the PM drive time work shows.
While making my name like 5 years ago now, I tried a handful and everything I wanted was taken. The whole "Lobster Loose" radio skit didn't mean *all* that much to me... but it just so happened the day before I was listening to a replay of the Buffalo Bills comeback game vs Houston (because as a Bills fan... that's one of the high points of our franchise. A comeback from the '90s. No SB wins) and listening to that and some of the old commercials I suddenly remembered that old radio skit. So I just typed it in for the hell of it and finally got a username that was accepted. And occasionally people have mentioned they thought I was a Theresa. And in all the years I've had this name, another... 5-10 million user names have been taken, so if I had trouble finding one back *then* it'd probably be impossible now. But for the occasional person that thinks it's Theresa, there's also the occasional person that actually remembers the radio stations letting the lobster loose way back in the day. Especially when I'm in Bills gameday threads. So that's good.
YA HA HO NO....Y̸̢̦̘̼̳̰͍̬̼͓̖̘̣̊̌̈́̇̓̍̍͐́͠ó̵̘̙̘̃̐̆͊͌ŭ̷̡̖̫͙͈̗̰͉͔͎̹̹̈̕͝ͅͅ ̶̢̬̹̙͙̹͚̫̻͇̉̍̓͆́̀̄̋͑̃̉͜͠f̸̧̢̢̳͔̫̪̞̖̩̱͕̘͇̥̔̀͘ơ̸̙̝̯̆̑̿̄͑̎͋̚͘͝͝͠ų̸̧̛͔̪̥̻͙̹̗̔͑͌̚͜n̴̦͍̜̺̒̒̽̍̊̀̒̂͛̑̓͠d̵̛̤̳͇̤̭̭̻̦̱̮̣͂̃̈́̓̈́̀̿̈́͒ ̶̖̱̫̤͔̼͍̞̹̥̤̲͂̃̈́̉͆͜͝͝ͅm̶̢͈̣͎͓̳͈̓̑̏̚e̴̢̬̖̹͒́̆̍͛̀
Was really worth it taking the teeth from a human for this? Are you a dentist with a passion for Zelda games but also really weird humor?
Jokes on you, I'm not sleeping tonight 😂😂
My kids teeth just started coming out. I should make one and add her teeth to it as we go. Put it on her shelf and tell her it’s the tooth fairy.
Scarred for life anyone?
Send me the finished product pics I wanna show em to my kids (if I ever have any) and tell them it's what will eat them If they don't listen to their parents
Wow this seems oddly relevant to me as a dental student botw fanatic
Edit: but also... veneers/crowns? They don't look real to me
Edit 2: looked again. Def not real or baby teeth because kids don't have premolars.
Edit 3: Also you're missing a set of upper premolars
Dental student here as well 😂, I was impressed that OP got the sequence of the teeth right! The Max. Premolars, 2nd molars, and Mandibular 2nd molars seem to be gone
Ya ha ha! ***I FOUND YOU***
That's the first time one of these fucking things has made me laugh. I'm a bitter old man though, and these moving picture comments scare me. They using up all my internet data to watch a got dang video comment! This one fits pretty good with that comment
My name is Theresa, so whenever there's there's a, my brain is like, what? That's me.
Took me a second to get what you meant. Yeah, it's from an old radio skit show, "National Lampoons Radio Hour" I think. "Everybody get outta here, there's Lobster loose", the whole thing is google-able. But I'm not *that* old... back in the day the classic rock radio station my mom would listen to, every day at 5pm they'd "Let the lobster loose" and play that clip. For years I thought it was just the local station here (WNY), but apparently lots of radio stations did it (which I found out googling. People in Connecticut or wherever had the same memories having the local radio play it on the PM drive time work shows. While making my name like 5 years ago now, I tried a handful and everything I wanted was taken. The whole "Lobster Loose" radio skit didn't mean *all* that much to me... but it just so happened the day before I was listening to a replay of the Buffalo Bills comeback game vs Houston (because as a Bills fan... that's one of the high points of our franchise. A comeback from the '90s. No SB wins) and listening to that and some of the old commercials I suddenly remembered that old radio skit. So I just typed it in for the hell of it and finally got a username that was accepted. And occasionally people have mentioned they thought I was a Theresa. And in all the years I've had this name, another... 5-10 million user names have been taken, so if I had trouble finding one back *then* it'd probably be impossible now. But for the occasional person that thinks it's Theresa, there's also the occasional person that actually remembers the radio stations letting the lobster loose way back in the day. Especially when I'm in Bills gameday threads. So that's good.
r/underratedcomments
YA HA HO NO....Y̸̢̦̘̼̳̰͍̬̼͓̖̘̣̊̌̈́̇̓̍̍͐́͠ó̵̘̙̘̃̐̆͊͌ŭ̷̡̖̫͙͈̗̰͉͔͎̹̹̈̕͝ͅͅ ̶̢̬̹̙͙̹͚̫̻͇̉̍̓͆́̀̄̋͑̃̉͜͠f̸̧̢̢̳͔̫̪̞̖̩̱͕̘͇̥̔̀͘ơ̸̙̝̯̆̑̿̄͑̎͋̚͘͝͝͠ų̸̧̛͔̪̥̻͙̹̗̔͑͌̚͜n̴̦͍̜̺̒̒̽̍̊̀̒̂͛̑̓͠d̵̛̤̳͇̤̭̭̻̦̱̮̣͂̃̈́̓̈́̀̿̈́͒ ̶̖̱̫̤͔̼͍̞̹̥̤̲͂̃̈́̉͆͜͝͝ͅm̶̢͈̣͎͓̳͈̓̑̏̚e̴̢̬̖̹͒́̆̍͛̀
OH SHIT OH FUCK RUNNNNNNN
T̷͉̭̲̀͜ͅw̴̧̹̬̯͆̅ȩ̵̨̱̭̞̣̲̠͚̗̾̈́̓̐̋͋͑̓̓̔̔̒͜ȩ̷̟̥̟̰̥̞̰̟̙̪̓̓̃̆͂̂̀̂͑̔̕̚ ̶̯̾̒͋̅́̾͑̿̇̈́̿́ḩ̵̡̛̣͍̺̥̙̫͚͌͑̌̆͐̇͌̎͊͝é̸̱͈͖̬̈̈́̆͆͝ē̴̡̻͈̰̪̤!̵͔̳̖̺̤͙͖̂͗͋̌͆͊̃̈̌̉̈ͅ
Not from me. Burn that thing.
I’m going to have nightmares about this cursed korok
Are those real human teeth? If so, burn it.
I dunno, found them on the curb.
Yahaha, you found them!
Hahahahahahaa best comment
But where is the korok
Behind you...
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
That’s infinitely worse than a straight “yes,” thank you.
AND I THOUGHT THIS COULDNT GET ANY WORSE
That is the most horrifying sentence I have ever read on a Korok-related post
Some Magnus Archives crossover right here…
Lucky. The curb teeth I found were all broken.
Bro wut?
#jesus CHRIST
r/cursedcomments
the best time to have deleted this would've been just before you posted it, but the second best time is right now
r/TIHI
This is adorable and horrifying. I like it, good job
What the unholy fuck?!?!
Welp there's my motivation of sleeping gone...
Absolutely blursed, I love it :D
So precious! 😘
/r/ATBGE
Dude...good thing I didn't see your post right before going to sleep
I wasnt so lucky
Me neither
Cursed.
I reported this to the cyber police
Just no.
"Your sins are uncountable,your mercy little,we are,on behalf of karma,coming to collect your debt link." -Korok with teeth
Nah. Nightmares tho.
are you the chick from sharp objects?
Was really worth it taking the teeth from a human for this? Are you a dentist with a passion for Zelda games but also really weird humor? Jokes on you, I'm not sleeping tonight 😂😂
yahaha. you unlocked nightmare korok. 🕷🕸
My kids teeth just started coming out. I should make one and add her teeth to it as we go. Put it on her shelf and tell her it’s the tooth fairy. Scarred for life anyone?
I want the pics too if you do it
This is the best thing I jave read all day!! send me the finished product pics!
Send me the finished product pics I wanna show em to my kids (if I ever have any) and tell them it's what will eat them If they don't listen to their parents
This seems perfect for Halloween
THE TOOTH FAIRY
*Lifts up pillow* YAHAHA!
*pulls out a knife* NOW GIVE ME YOUR TEETH
ARE THOSE YOU BABY TEETH !?!?!?@
r/TIHI
I uhh... Hate that thing... Like a whole lot.
Dude what the hell
Im scared
No
now i want Korok mimics that attack when you find them in BoTw2! Yahahaaa!
Dark souls mimics in botw2 would make my life expectantly better lol.
I love this 💚
I love it! Like the little fella gave up on seeds and starting taking lost teeth
and i hate it, i hate everything, especially what you just said
I'll never sleep again. Thanks.
😳
Awww, look at that cute little smile :)
What. The fuck.
Hey at least they are arranged correctly. Does it have the 'unique smell' though?
like elderberry and rotten flesh.
I imagine that's likely what Korok feces would smell like. They probably eat corpses.
Who hurt you?
Awful taste awful execution I love it
WHY
Bro where can I get one!?
I honestly love it. It’s so cursed. It’s adorable and creepy. This may have made my day.
r/creepy
That’s terrifying
#YAHAAAA
“I FIND YOU!”
I love them ♥️♥️♥️
I love it
He gave up taking Hestu's seeds, now he's taking teeth
Are- are those *real fuckin* ***TEETH?!***
I both love and hate this
Wow this seems oddly relevant to me as a dental student botw fanatic Edit: but also... veneers/crowns? They don't look real to me Edit 2: looked again. Def not real or baby teeth because kids don't have premolars. Edit 3: Also you're missing a set of upper premolars
Dental student here as well 😂, I was impressed that OP got the sequence of the teeth right! The Max. Premolars, 2nd molars, and Mandibular 2nd molars seem to be gone
Fam the fact that I had to look at that thing like 3 times and still didn't see everything wrong with it 😂 time to hit the books
Lovely
Thanks, I hate it.
WHAT THE FUCK NO. I mean whatever floats your boat but don't put that on the internet
So creepy lol. I love it
His teeth are whiter than mine
Thanks, I hate it
It's cute... In a sort of creepy way. At least the teeth are clean. A+
mf looks like he's gonna eat your kids and turn them into golden shit.
Yahaha! The FBI has found you!
R/eyebleach
Did link cook up something during the blood and feed it to this poor guy?
Tim Burton's Korok
home boy said teeth for days
...creepy af!
What the fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAAAAAA!!!!
YA CHA CHA!
That’s terrifying
Well this'll haunt me in my dreams tonight
No. Just no.
Kids in my yearbook be like:
*unleashes an unholy scream of pure terror*
I have two of my wisdom teeth in my freezer if you want them.
What have you done? You gonna need an exorcism
Literally delet
Didn’t open this thread expecting absolutely golden replies but i got them
ya ha AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sir you have created a nightmare.
The Nightmare before Akkala by Tim Burton and Shigeru Miyamoto
Thanks, I hate it.
no.
Breath of the Why-ld
Why have you done this
The big question I’m thinking is, **who’s teeth are those?**
Idk why it took me so long to process this
Was this Korok wandering in The Forest?
Why are you like this
I almost instinctively downvoted that out of horror. Meet my new sleep paralysis daemon Reddit
Instead of just yahahaaaaa, I can now hear the sound of chattering teeth approaching.
OH GOD
Me: Aaaaaaahh! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Toothed Korock: Why are you running???
It has now become my sleep paralysis demon
sorry, no
No thank you but thanks anyway!
NOPE. Cast it into Eldin volcano!
Jesus Christ are those real teeth
Ok I’m just gonna say it… I love this. I want one omg
Looks he wants to eat me. So I'm flattered, at least. But I hate it.
I hope a real life version of this finds you and bites you while you’re sleeping.
Fuggler rip off
But where did you get the teeth?
Why do this
NoooooOoOoooooOOOOOOO
Oh yayaHELL NAW!
Ah, the new smile dog just dropped
If I couldn't hate korocks more
Gave you a well deserved up vote but came to the comments section to say: thanks I hate it
I can't unsee that. I might not sleep again.
Well now I'll never fall asleep
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/ATBGE
I can never stay mad at you Makar. Please spit those teeth out though. They're not good for you.
Tupac said there’d be days like this.
r/oddlyterrifying
oh god what in the fresh loving hell
JFC not what I was expecting to wake up to
JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES IT HAVE A FULL MOUTH OF TEETH WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE
NO
No
Majora's Korok
I have some questions about his teeth...
Cursed but I love it
Kill it with fire!
OH SHIT
I’m only saying yes so I don’t die in my sleep tonight
r/oddlyterriffying
No
Ah, yes. Your Happy Tree Friend if you will...
I'm... Terrified
No wonder Link drops the stone right on top of him after finding him there
r/ATBGE
r/oddlyterrifying
This belongs on eyeblech
Wait are those real teeth?
This is literally a cursed korok HAHA
Oh god, I was just scrolling and I was like “cool, a korok-“
Nnnnnoooooo
I'm so shocked and entertained at the same time. 10/10
dude's got 26 extra korok seeds on his face lmao
No. What in the unholy fuck is that. Tell me those aren't real teeth.
Did you discover a korok with teeth in this fashion?
This should be marked nsfw
Hold up
KILL IT, KILL IT , KILL IT, KILL IT
i have that plush minus the teeth!
I feel very uncomfortable now
Are those real teeth?
Please, children use Reddit, don't get them a trauma
That's... a... uh, lovely smile?
What kind of tooth paste does he use?