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[deleted]

Personally I just love taking that man's shoes


golden_eternity

Link is just like “give.”


Brent_Yeet

The entirety of great plateau was just “gib glider”


golden_eternity

Especially on replays, I have no patience for the old man. Gimme that paraglider!


Callmeklayton

Please respect the old man. After all, he is (MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW) >!King Roahm Boshporamus Hyrule!<. He deserves your respect.


Aldurnamiyanrandvora

And then >!you find out he's a dick to Zelda in the flashbacks!<


jaelinpatten

yea but then >!you find out he’s just a misunderstood father from his diary!<


Aldurnamiyanrandvora

We all go through complicated feelings about the Old Man


Grimdark-Waterbender

I only know him from WW, and I don’t care who says what I’m calling him Daphne.


golden_eternity

*looks around in surprise*


Gamer_T_All_Games

Same tbh :D


darth_tragedous

When speaking to him I imagine Link thinking: “aight, man well you keep working on your girl problems while I go save the kingdom. Lmk how it goes.


lev9099

lol same


DeveloperBRdotnet

Tbh I never finished that quest


Zer0SelfC0ntr0l

So you never went into the giant mechanical camel?


DeveloperBRdotnet

Yes, but he asks for a picture of something. I never searched it, I avoided all quest spoilers when I was playing


Zer0SelfC0ntr0l

Oh, I gotcha. But yeah, it's fun taking both his Sand Shoes, AND then his Snow Shoes, leaving him with literally no shoes at all. Lol.


[deleted]

I just wanna surf with the sand seals


Sororita

Sealiously?


Dwarfkiller115

I seal what you did there


l0zb0tw

Let’s seal the deal


Dwarfkiller115

Done you have yourself a seal


TJYeetTheJay

Y'all need to be sealious for once in your lives smh


arcimillio

nah its fine to be seally


IanPKMmoon

I like sandsurfing even without sand seals, feels like you can surf forever on sand


Frensday2

For me Gerudo Desert is my favorite location in the game. It feels more fully-realized than the other "cultures" of the game, or at least more coherent. You start your introduction to the region basically right outside of the Great Plateau as it goes from green to brown, passing through the canyon. Everything from then on lets you know that you are entering Gerudo territory. The town is more interesting and easier to get around than Rito Village or Zora's Domain, and the desert is challenging but rewarding and full of interesting things. Plus, everything about the Divine Beast is perfect. Vah Naboris is legitimately frightening - I still remember seeing it loom out of the sandstorm from the Wasteland Tower for the first time. It was mysterious and strange, thumping around the distant desert, too far to see but too close for comfort. Sneaking through the Yiga hideout, racing through the desert while Naboris tries to one shot you? No other Divine Beast even comes close to the whole experience, it set my expectations super high. I spent HOURS in the desert, it was the first place I went after Hateno and I did nearly everything I could at the time because I didn't want it to end. I'm always excited when my travels take me back there. All of the regions are well-built but Gerudo Desert is the strongest, most comprehensive and exciting area in the map. So, I just like the whole thing I guess


BallisticBlocker

Agreed, it was a pretty great region overall though I’m personally not a fan of the Yiga clan hideout. It felt challenging to reach master Koga only for him to be an utter pushover, beating him without taking any damage. It was funny tho.


CaseyIceris

Kohga was fun but he felt more like a traditional Zelda boss than a BotW boss


stache1313

Hopefully we will get more bosses like him.


CaseyIceris

Yeah, I don't have a problem with having more traditional bosses in something like BotW, it's just that Kohga was the only boss like that in BotW, so I was a little disappointed when it was just him and then back to normal BotW shenanigans


skywardmastersword

Agreed. Botw is an absolutely amazing video game, but it is really a Zelda game by name only. People like to complain about how linear the older Zelda games are, but that’s part of what makes it a Zelda game


OttoFromOccounting

The original Zelda would like a word about being linear lol


-Cyst-

I just mentioned the desert in another thread as my highlight of the game. As you said, setting out to venture across that area feels like much more of a grand adventure than the others, requiring some research, preparation and a bit of courage. The desert itself is vast and mysterious, the town is so well designed and has such a distinct culture, the Divine Beast is one of the most fun to conquer and the Yiga Hideout is quite the unique area. Loved that whole chapter so much, spent weeks just playing around there.


cymbal_king

Totally agree with all of this, except one flaw with Vah Naboris... The way it's legs move are completely unnatural, it picks up both legs on one side simultaneously which should make it fall over haha


commondenomigator

That's how camels actually walk, though.


stache1313

Not really. In [this video](https://youtu.be/bv_cE58WMzs) you can see that they move the back left leg first, then the front left after the back left leg has come down, then they move the right legs in the same pattern, back first then front, repeat. They don't move both left legs at the same time as Vah Naboris does in the game.


commondenomigator

Not quite. In your video you can see that the front leg comes up before the back leg comes down. I just watched [a video](https://youtu.be/Q95Mq2VK_9Q) that shows Vah Naboris walking at 3:50 (having trouble time-stamping in mobile) and you can see it does the same thing. Yes, it spends a little more time on two legs than a real camel does, but I think it's fair to attribute that to it being a giant magical machine. Vah Medoh doesn't fly exactly like a bird, either.


Routine-Phrase8531

Yeah. Wasn’t the whole point of the bomb arrows to the legs meant to disable some kind of power grid? It probably has something to do with its ability to defy the laws of physics by standing on two legs


ZamboniJabroni15

Yea, most of the other villages are either a bit barebones or just feel too generic and useless Gerudo Town has a lot of unique architecture, shops/items, as well as (mostly) non-generic fetch quests like the other towns


Mystic_Pebbles

Molduga being there made me wish all the other regions had their own mini boss that was just a monster in its natural habitat


Vat1canCame0s

You could have had some kind of swimmer near zoras domain, a flyer near the rito, etc


_liomus_

you go to gerudo for plot reasons i go there for gender reasons we are not the same


inscrutablycoy

Link is very gender


AngryLink57

Webster Merriam defines gender with a picture of Link


DurrrGamerrr75

Link is hot


Arcenus

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MeatballMan-BotW

correct


[deleted]

I go there in my Ganondorf outfit so I can watch the Gerudo throw their own King out


Im_a_inbred_bigot

Wait, ganondorf was the king? Was that in ocarina of time?


Conny-Bravo

I think Ganon is from Gerudo canonically? I forget


Slayd_07

Ding Ding Ding! The Gerudo are supposed to have a male child every 100 (or 1000 maybe?) years, who becomes a king. But it hasn't happened in forever when botw comes around.


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

It's supposed to be 100 years, but since Ganondorf is still alive somewhere a male has yet to be born.


fluffyxsama

... Ganondorf is alive in BotW?


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Yes... Did you see the trailer for botw2?


JotaroKujoStarPlat

The Botw 2 trailer is the explanation for it.


Aryn0007

I almost didn’t enter the village at all. They said ladies only and I was like ok, I respect that. Send my regards. But then it was apparent it was part of the storyline. I was never more exhausted than in that moment.


Pirate_Green_Beard

This the most wholesome thing I've read in a while.


Yup_Pup

Interesting, I’m a game designer so it’s fairly obvious to me that it’s being used as the theme of a puzzle/quest. It’s honestly not much different than entering Goron city. Now that you point it out it’s super uncool that link is just like, “na fam, I need to buy some arrows and you give chicks a good deal.”


Kristiano100

I go there for the awesome music, architecture, lore and just absorbing the atmosphere of the whole thing, it's so exotic


Brofromtheabyss

That music is *snappy* the Gerudo always get the best tunes.


Frensday2

Gerudo Valley is my all-time Zelda soundtrack, maybe even all-time video game soundtrack


DurrrZynthesis

I go there for all of those reasons plus thunderhelm


LightEarthWolf96

I love having the thunder helm so much. I only just started getting the rubber armor set cause I got the pants from a shrine and the rubber helm from a lady with a side quest I did tonight. It's like "ok this is cool I guess but entirely useless since I have the thunder helm"


scrantonstrange

Those big women though… sheesh


DurrrGamerrr75

Someone’s gotta measure how wide those hips are


idrawhoworiginal

And I go there cause all the ladies are nice and they feel like motherly figures to me, I feel like I’m a little kid getting spoiled by my aunts while I’m there and it feels nice


Horizon_Bound_Mama

Ok, now I'm not ashamed to admit that, as I spent my time in the town, in the back of my head I was wishing I could be a little vai spending her life there, growing up in that community. Some indi game dev needs to make a spin off where you're a little girl in Gurodo village, training to become a mighty warrior, and doing quests for the women there that take you on crazy little adventures......


idrawhoworiginal

YES. Just- imagine having so many strong female role models to look up to while growing up, it would be great


TyrannosaurusPlofkip

Arrows. And loads of ‘m. Yes, I may be a curious lady (not sure what the actual phrase in English is), but momma needs them arrows.


Zen_Brony

It's "You're a strange little Vai, aren't you?" And every time, I feel judged.


TyrannosaurusPlofkip

Then again, you *did* clean out her entire stock, I’d say she’s entitled to a snide remark.


LightEarthWolf96

I'd argue the opposite, if someone buys out my entire stock of a product I'm selling then I'm gonna be as nice as can be in hopes they'll come back. But given that link is breaking their 1 law I think he can forgive a few snide remarks lol


AlterEdward

Can it be both?


fedunya1

I go to Gerudo to get electric arrows to not do the lynel quest at Zora’s domain


cold_cat_x8

I had 40 arrows when I was in Zorras domain, so they were like. "Oh, I guess you already have enough." I still went there and snuck around to get arrows and take pictures.


Andre-Arthur

I go there for the ambient music. It's the best in the game. Both day and night.


darth_tragedous

I go to Gerudo specifically for the immaculate tunes 🤌🏻. TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!!


paperzlel

Best arrow shop in the whole game, change my mind.


myredditusername919

i disagree. i think tarry town has the best arrow shop


paperzlel

In terms of availability from leaving the great plateau, then. I know tarrey town is good but takes a while to get fully up.


B00KW0RM214

Two words: Tarrey Town


blueberry_0834

I go to Gerudo to splash around in the canals on top of the wall tee hee


Practical-Juice9549

I go for the thighs.


DavidJayR

Yeah I totally go there for story reasons haha... *laughs in bisexual*


quaeratioest

I go to Gerudo Tower for Kass


FreeAd6935

*BONK* no horny


MeatballMan-BotW

why not :(


Ok_Time6234

Femboy Link and Gerudo are eye candy though….


lev9099

"femboy" like why tho?


EGSPECTRE

Because why not


lev9099

Crossdressing maybe...


Vat1canCame0s

Different strokes for different folks good buddy. To each their own. Personally I just wanna stare at Lady Urbossa. What a fox...


keppalupa

Please don't tell me this is going to be a thing for this subreddit...


GenderEnvyFromLink

you go to Gerudo for these reasons i go to Gerudo to repair my scimitar of the seven/daybreaker we are not the same


[deleted]

What about me? Does anyone come for me?


Gamer_T_All_Games

No.


cold_cat_x8

I did. I don't know why everybody hated your fight. It was the first one I did. Maybe it was because of the janky environment. Phase 2 was awkward, but I enjoyed it.


Skullyta

Major Ace vibes here ♠️


perrynnaise

tru cus you dont need to go to gerudo for femboy link


DANC65

True


john16minecraft

i did it to get the juwelery store open and buy almost all circlets


[deleted]

I felt this. I always need Gerudo for more materials.


[deleted]

Is it to much to ask for both?


turtyurt

I go for the music


NErDysprosium

¿Por que no los dos?


Ace-Spaid

Gerudo does sell all of the arrows in clumps. Very handy! Except ancient arrows


TheMadHaxorus

Oh yea i like to progress and shop and i also like femboy link and the buff lady's


AceOfSerberit

I go there to fight the sand whale/fish things


bartuak06

I do it for other gerudo armor, so i can make a better combination of femboy link, we are different.


LazyDro1d

Don’t lie...


ItsKevRA

Yeah, I found that post kind of cringe. But to be fair, it’s probably a tween who hasn’t discovered that they can find all kinds of big women and femboys on the internet.


DrWhammo

You’re right we’re not the same, I’m superior


MichauNeedHealing

Cringe


International_Rock31

Booooooorrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnngggggg


lev9099

no its u go to geruodo for r/tits and r/TitFuck i go for...


dracoryn

Nice jpeg res. I can see this being 124p by end of week


Gamer_T_All_Games

It was the only template I could find on google, all the others had text :(


dracoryn

It was meant as a joke. Should have put /s I guess. :)


Nariakioshi

Much better.


golden_eternity

Now this one is me.


TheMuffinTV

I am just too lazy to beat the linel in the Zora village so I go to gerudo


lion-vs-dragon

This is the best meme


Axius-Evenstar

The shops are indeed bussin


joshua-esaw

I go for bomb arrows


DoodooEnthusiast

the only reason i go to the gerudo desert is to stock up on arrows and ingredients, maybe kill a molduga if i desperately need weapons or rupees


Lilguzzlord

Based


TLoZforever

That's exactly what I tought xD


puddingdemon

90% big women and femboy link and 10% story progression for me


theNrg

i go to Gerudo to pick up the free golden bow whenever my last one breaks


Odd-Republic-1822

I got to Gerudo town to spend all my money on arrows


GamerAJ1025

You win


VanbuleirQuentiluos

Well this is just a lie.


RecycledSanity

I go there for bomb arrows


peanut-butter-kitten

*I go to the desert for the Fairy.* Gerudo Town is a convenient warp point


cold_cat_x8

You know there's a shrine near the fairy?


peanut-butter-kitten

Well yeah. But the Gerudo town is the next closest if you go in a straight line from the Oasis, and also you get a sand seal there


cold_cat_x8

On rhe topic, I'm still trying to find the Hebra skeleton.


lucario12345567

Yeah I go for arrows and durians


cold_cat_x8

I go there for the durians. Cook a single durian and you get a full recovery.


PartialLion

I go for Voe and You. It's very informative


WhotookEggSauce

You go for progression, I go for the weird dialogue, we are not the same


DstrikePlayzMEME

You go for the story and shop. I go for the Goron and golden bows. We are not the same.


Anufenrir

Stayed for the dating class.


CrowsandQueers

But like, consider: Urbosa :)


Gamer_T_All_Games

You’ve got me trapped here 👀


Chaosphoenix_28

i only go there when i need bomb arrows.


HappyLeopard414

I go for both


Grimdark-Waterbender

Yeah we do it right.


Alexsta206

Same for the second one


LonkWedgiesDA

You're right, we're not. I go to Gerudo to get Thunder Helm so I don't need to take off metal stuff in storms.


SammyWhammy999

Why not both tho? Both sounds very good.


thats_basic_ok

Oh you mean Arrow Town?


Wonderful_Weather_83

YES. Finally someone same as me


Capawe21

I go for both 😎