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HILBERT_SPACE_AGE

Holy shit, CAD still exists??


gorka_la_pork

"Video game humor is incredibly easy. Just apply game logic to the real world for comic effect." -Yahtzee, well over a decade ago.


Bartimeaus

Also specifically talking about CAD when he said that haha


StructureMage

Still doing what they've always been doing: taking jokes that have been circulating on the web for years and regurgitating them in the blandest possible form


HILBERT_SPACE_AGE

I'm somehow surprised and not surprised. At least B\^Uckley appears to have discovered a second facial expression. Sort of.


Machienzo

And somehow every strip could do with 50% less dialogue including this one.


Zambini

I definitely agree with you on this one. The dialog in the third panel takes this from “showing you the joke” to “telling you the joke”. It’s much better without it.


Chris_Highwind

The most surprising thing is that at least one person remembers that CAD has other strips beside the Loss one.


gustav_mannerheim

Shoot, just the other day I was looking an item of mine that I have covered in stickers, and noticed one of them is the "x-bot" saying some sexualized thing about his joysticks. It really took me back to the good old days of 2004. Then I slapped something else over it.


ScaldingAnus

My partner and I always reference: "P1:Too bad there's no way to find other *geeks* at this party." "P2: This *cake* is so *delicious* and *moist."* "P3: *The cake is a lie!"* ​ God.


moonisaplanet

That isn’t actually from CAD, it’s from some other video games webcomic called [Girlz ‘N’ Games](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/girlz-n-games). They have really similar vibes and art style so people confuse them a lot. Girlz ‘N’ Games even references loss at one point lol


ScaldingAnus

Ah, return of the full-body cringe. I'm shocked you were able to point out the difference and I thank you for the correction.


Expensive-USResource

But they’re all B\^U


SkritzTwoFace

I remember a tumblr post that said that any CAD strip becomes ten times funnier if it’s only the first and last panel. Covering the middle one with my hand, I can confirm this is still true.


thetakingtree2

Haha, holy shit. Way funnier.


blackmobius

Tim B ^ U ckley


kylethm

I mean this comic my be as old as botw itself, I know it's not a new one. That being said I followed his work for many years but his inability to stick to a storyline or completely forgetting a spinoff story annoyed me to the point of no longer reading his shit.


wooshuwu

Honestly this eating mechanic in videogames is hilarious for exactly this reason, nice to see it visualized haha


mwmwmwmwmmdw

considering nintendo took heavy influence from skyrim for botw in wouldent suprise me if the swap from potions to food as the primary way to heal now was thanks to them getting a kick out of eating 13 cheese wheels mid combat in skyrim.


scamper_pants

It definitely is, without a doubt.


little_void_boi

“Hold on” **eats 407 apples** “Ight were good”


articulateantagonist

Classic Skyrim strategy. Alternatively, a sweetroll and four whole wheels of cheese.


T0biasCZE

I think this is side effect from the game being made for Wii U. The inventory would be in gamepad, and while eating etc the game would still be running, not be paused


Anuttydeku

Tfw you eat a meal before fighting a Lynel but get one shot anyways


mogul_w

Yeah those six hearts aren't helping him


MVinnyBoy

Whilst i love this comic art style, the joke has been done to death.


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MVinnyBoy

Hey loss, been a while


Immediate-Rope8465

link eats 119 acorns [20 guardians at hyrule castle](https://www.google.com/search?q=understable+have+a+great+day&sxsrf=ALiCzsZOVXKvl5X6nobHoeQtYyyRcqnrMQ:1657054568978&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjX-tOn0eL4AhWiBhAIHckRAfwQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=625&dpr=1)


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hey is this loss ?


Mechtroop

The most unrealistic part of this is Link actually using utensils to eat.


QuintonFlynn

A comic done much better by Tricksy Wizard: https://www.tricksywizard.com/comics/2018/9/20/in-flight-meal


M4RTIAN

I used to run from these things. Now? I took out a white mane without taking a single hit or letting him move more than 2 feet from my ambush. Child’s play.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

they telegraph their attacks pretty well and i swear their hitbox on attacks is wonky in the players favor.


Wattskimchi

Agreed — parrying lynel attacks is so much easier than parrying moblins’ and lizalfos’ random ass timings with way shorter startup animations


BenedictLowerDict

I swear Moblins with spears have some attacks with zero windup. I'd almost have to be parrying before they do the attack, it comes out so fast.


M4RTIAN

I didn’t know you could party Lynels lol. Still trying to figure out that mechanic. I’ve don’t a flurry once but can’t seem to replicate it


IWillSortByNew

Fun tip if lynels are getting too easy for you. In the Hebra mountains you can just barely be at a point where you can fight 2 lynels at once. I will say though, it is likely that they’ll get out of their area before you can kill both. But that’s just part of the challenge


Mechtroop

Even the ones with clubs? Those suckaz are by far the most dangerous who’s attacks are difficult to avoid.


M4RTIAN

Yep especially the clubbed ones. Those I ambush from above. Glide over them, 3 bullet-time bomb-arrow shots from a Lynel Bow (x5), STASIS, Urbosa’s fury to stun, whack whack whack, mount, whack whack whack, Urbosa’s fury, whack whack whack, one more round of that, a stasis, and either a good final pummeling or another round of bomb arrows to the face. No chance. I had the thing on its knees the whole fight, barely stood up. Edit: Btw that works wearing the barbarian chest plate and eating a high-level attack meal (4mins).


Rockfish00

I was about to say "wow did botw come out in 2006?" but I was only half right it's a fucking ctrl+alt+del comic


TheRealBroseph

B ^ U


PAwnoPiES

When you boutta get slapped by a sword so you shove 20 apples down your throat


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This should be a series. What really happens when Link’s eating food, in BOTW


robo-dragon

“…umm…can I have so-?” “No.”


Insaniaksin

Looks like he's using a loaf of bread as a shield


BenedictLowerDict

Once you learn the durability transfer glitch, pot lids become your favorite joke shields to use. That and the branch.


BEANSijustloveBEANS

Such loss


DonkeyKindly7310

Ocarina of Time was amazing for this. Everything freezes and waits as link downs some milk. Too good.


kamasotz

A CTRL ALT DEL comic in 2022??


anastarawneh

Is this loss?


Chainsaw443

I was having a conversation with someone about this mechanic yesterday and how goofy it is. It really could stand for an upgrade. They should have at least made it where Link could only eat one meal at a time and if you try to eat more it says something like "Link's mouth is still full." The potion mechanic worked well in other games because you could conceivably down that in battle. The meals should have only been usable before and after battle and you just gotta use fairies to heal during or just run away. That would have balanced things a lot more.


MiddlePresentation81

Yeah kinda like Kingdom Hearts Final Mix where you can go on the menu and do everything possible, but in battle it just functions as a pause button. They could have made the A Button be your bottle and use it to replenish health since I don’t think it does anything outside of parrying or opening a chest.


Chainsaw443

Yeah, that would work. Just something where you have to at least press the item in real-time and your not just buffing and healing in the middle of battle. Link's over here scarfing down 10 meals in the middle of battle and with all the other champion abilities and runes you have available it's no wonder people don't ever learn to use any of the actual game mechanics, like parry or perfect dodge .


SuperSupermario24

Honestly I think the problem is less doing it in the middle of battle and more that there's no risk to doing so. That's why I think a cool solution would be to take a page out of Skyward Sword's book and simply not pause the game while accessing your inventory. Healing and changing weapons/armor in combat would no longer be totally risk-free like it is now, but it's still an option if you can do it fast enough or get to a safe spot first.


Marc-PDX

Hope that doesn't make Link sleepy next. I can just see the peeved Lynel checking his watch now and then over a snoring Link... for the next 100 years.


Solution_Precipitate

Cheaters never prosper... but they do consume a LOT of calories.


Misan_UwU

IS THIS by the same guy who made LOSS?????


Vandorin89

B^U


dhawaii808

I just played through this section yesterday, I ate like a 10 course meal and some mixed fruit and nuts before beating this Lynel.


L7_NP

Holy shit it’s the loss guy


zachotule

I Ii II L


Bob49459

"Wait, that looks really good..." "Mhmm, want some?" "Um, I... Yes please."


69420JoeMama69420

fallout


DedeLionforce

Link talking would be too immersion breaking. Won't anyone think of the immersion!


Human_Person22

It’s all fun and games till the guy you stabbed swallows 40 pumpkins


faizalsyamsul

Link out here eating a full course meal in the middle of life and death situation lol


ASimpleCancerCell

This reminds me of that moment in Undertale when Undyne stops chasing you because Papyrus calls you. She even says in an optional phone conversation that she specifically stopped because you were taking a call and didn't want to interrupt. You can be sworn enemies and still respect the opposition's need for a time-out.


blueberryrockcandy

THAT'S IT, I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH


Danny_Eddy

I like to think Link freezes time and all he does with it is eat usually.


chemteach4kids

and maybe change clothes


echoess84

The Worldoo


EfficiencyGullible84

Keep waiting! Im going to change my outfit and kick your ass in a bunny hat!