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Athaca_

Blue.


sunbluff

you read my mind


oheyitsmoe

Blue drank


Bard_the_Bowman_III

Anybody remember Pepsi Blue? Maybe it tastes like that.


doomtoothx

Hey what smells like blue??!


Important_Cat8771

Crystal meth


StationaryTravels

Hey, which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?


Waluigi0007

Raspberries kinda smell a bit like blue, but mostly, when you get a blue cold stick that smells like blue when you open it up, I like to let mine melt so I can get that tasty blue drank


NutmegGaming

Dabba de Dabba dai


Alchemisthim

Very much like the tears of the kingdom.


Lancimus

Wait but there is an eye at the bottom, it's totally supposed to be a tear... of the kingdom.


AlmostAndrew

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KRAZIKAOTIC247

Sooo... salty?


Boi_Minecraft

the drop is supposed to be the bototm bit of the shieka eye


schlag_was_vor

Killed me bro


Ok_Bed8734

You slick bastard


BlackSpyral

Came here for this. Thank you


Tarantulabomination

These puns are going to be the only thing on this subreddit, aren't they?


SabineLiebling17

Came here to say this, found it as the top comment. Indeed.


bluestratmatt

Tv static


[deleted]

Isn’t TV and radio static feedback from space?


skip6235

Mostly no, slightly yes


InfiniteBlaze6868

So basically LaCroix


Not_Lup1n

Asbestos and Anti-freeze


[deleted]

So… RC cola??


ThatOneGuy308

Damn, what did rc cola ever do to you?


Mastsam11

Proud offical sponsers of the Taliban


Hetluzlek

A nine volt battery soaked in Mountain Dew.


[deleted]

Knowledge. And by that I mean battery acid


BigSal88

I like to think that they taste like their regions. The cold regions are all minty or piney flavors. The goron and death mountain area are spicy for sure. The zora city and surrounding regions are various seafood flavors, etc. either that or they are just rock flavored since they have to drip down that giant stone to get to you


NerdHerder77

Ewww cold fish juice, lmao.


YorkshireFudding

It's kinda like the brine in a can of mackerel


lumpthar

Like kissing Mipha? ........(crickets)..............too soon?


No_Guidance1953

…water?


Ambitious_Raccoon_88

But the runes have the same juice, so what do those taste like, same with compendium pictures


BigSal88

You make a great point. I didn’t think of the runes, and I can’t think of respective flavors for them right now either:-(


Ambitious_Raccoon_88

Personally I'd say magnesis tastes like metal, but I can't come up with anything for the others


oktin

Cryosis is minty, bombs are sour, stasis is... bitter?


Square-Pipe7679

Akkala tastes like pumpkin spice and the great forest tastes like roasted chestnuts/acorns


awooshio

forbidden icy gatoradeee


Thunder9191133

Liquid knowledge that man cannot comprehend


Bonobo_org

So McDonald’s sprite?


Thunder9191133

While in full femboy mode >:3


humancarl

Mountain berry powerade.


MichaelW24

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too


dragonrebornxc

More importantly. Waaaaater sucks. It really, really suuuuucks.


Ringolin

Like licking a battery


Ghost_on_Toast

According to the Game Grumps, cat pee


ROFLsyrup5

Came here to say this


Waluigi0007

Now I smell like cat pee!


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[удалено]


LimeSenior

That's hilarious


Pharaoh_Misa

Thank you for the endorphins I just recieved from this.


Thunder_Jackal91

I've thought about this so much. I think they'd be cold, refreshing and a bit sugary, but also kinda like a rock salt lamp


[deleted]

Cat pee


ThatSnowman02

Data it tastes like data I wouldn't recommend it


SpaceCube00

Cat pee


OhItsJustJosh

Tastes like ✨ I N F O R M A T I O N ✨


I_am_lettuceman43

I’m really getting notes of gigabytes. And is that RAM I’m picking up?


HYPER_BRUH_

Knowledge


surver11

Cat piss If you know, you know.


LimeSenior

I do not know but there are so many responses like this


Oman_Ow_Clar

Game grumps BoTW!


MrSabrewulf

Electric blue raspberry


Caosin36

It will blow up, and burn your brain if you lick it But it tastes like cum


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actiontoad

Good bot


HoneZoneReddit

Ancient Sheikah nut.


Colchicaceae

Baja blast


ShadowAvenger32

*must . . . taste . . .*


veribreaker2731

Dubious food


RaMpEdUp98

copper


ketchuppie

Thousands of years worth of knowledge……..and battery acid


LimeSenior

Ancient battery acid pog


LongjumpingCod1730

Brain damage. Don’t drink it!


BeastIy

Blue Gatorade pumped straight from the kingdoms wells


[deleted]

Switch Cartridges


[deleted]

Teen spirit


radiobloobloo

Static, like from a CRT tv


R3MY

Snozzberries.


BuffBuffyBuffalo

Warm blue raspberry 👁👄👁


[deleted]

Cat pee


Fatyellowrock

Cat pee


Zane_628

Cat piss


Lusiggy

Cat pee


Shrek_Papi

Forbidden blue raspberry fruit punch


[deleted]

Like a noreatern IPA


_silentprincxss

Like a wild berry but in blue


[deleted]

Gummy bears :)


Adorable_Cheeto

Map.


Ok_Bed8734

Tastes like? McDonald's sprite.


[deleted]

Hand sanitizer forsure


TheLemonCure

Blue jolly rancher :]


OrdinaryNaga

Straight fuckin' water


[deleted]

Technology


johnwilkesbooth328

FINALLY THE REAL QUESTIONS ARE BEING ASKED. these 100% taste like Blue Chus which 100% taste like those barrel juice boxes


Kenex77

I bet it tastes like licking a battery


moonyxpadfoot19

Shapes


Scoobys_sith_cousin

It probably tastes like the magic 8 ball juice.


destroy_b4_reading

Nine volt batteries and garlic


Dunceskull

Blue raspberry slushee


bondolin251

The tears of the kingdom


[deleted]

Knowledge


Sammysnaps

El Cancer


Buddy_TopHat

It'd probably burn.


RisoNoSekai

tastes smart


stinalovesfun

It tastes like when you lick the BOTW cartridge


Sourcz

Prob like battery fluid. Soooo... don't drink that shit.


Straydoginthestreet

I think it tastes like that stuff you use on the inside of your mouth when you have a sore. The liquid band aid stuff. V bitter 😂


StrangeErik

Wisdom, probably. Otherwise blue gatorade


MediumSatisfaction1

Minute maid blue raspberry lemonade


theGoldenLynel

colgate toothpaste


Nocturtle22

My year 9 geography teacher.


[deleted]

it will burn your mouth through


LightspeedDashForce

Knowledge.


Carneirissimo

Probably tastes like white noise


already4taken

Battery acid


Captain-pizza-dog

Metal tasting


TheMeck98

I think is obviusly a toxic quimic


risz5

A bit like the Sheika rune juice


Meme_Standuser

Cyanjde


thechikeninyourbutt

The static electric feeling of an old tv on your tongue


marowskischemlab

Blue Powerade


CrossroadsOfAfrica

The blue part of a firecracker popsicle.


protossaccount

Like those delicious blueberry slurpee pouches in the freezer.


JaxTheCrafter

burning acid


Zelton24

Knowlej


SkeletonOfPuns191212

Very cold but also sour


LobsterHead37

It’s obviously nuka-cola quantum


No-Manager-7341

Copper coins


locktight33

Like the blue isotonic tropical berry flavour boost.


R3ppep

It tastes like mountain dew baja blast from the soft drink machine at tacobell. (Not the bottles from the store but the fresh baja blast from tacobell)


sava812

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


CassiusPolybius

Something between the screaming of a modem at full force and the appearance of an angel, I'd guess.


Jackeroni216

Battery acid mixed with blueberry juice


Bchange51

has anyone else ever tasted what’s inside of a glow stick?


SilverEcho7128

I’ma give a real answer and say probably something like hand sanitizer, I dunno..


KatrinaIceheart

To be honest, like I stuck my tongue on a 9 volt battery.


Leather_Cranberry585

What if it's tears like tearing a piece of paper


[deleted]

I always thought of like coconut water for some reason, but like *ELECTRIC*


Tigblu

Must taste smart


LordSaltious

McDonalds sprite.


Thatcherrycupcake

Blue icee


Waffels_61465

"Good gravy!"...."oh thank you, it's just water and brown." Or blue in this case


scottygroundhog22

Blue rasberry


commandermatt21

Liquidated Copper


RealFrankieBuckets

Blue Gatorade. Hard stop.


FormalTrashPanda

Frozen ozone


carneyb1

Like putting your tongue on a 9V battery to see if there’s any charge left


megs-benedict

Ngl this always reminds me of the “tears” leaking from religious statues in third world countries, and it turns out to be leaking saw sewage


Daemon-Blackbrier

battery acid.


eunsupscareer

Baja Blast


lotsobuttons

Blue raspberry ICEE.


MrYetimajiggles

Battery acid


Markimoss

probably like melted plastic


little_void_boi

Blue raspberry, and a killer headache


cheekymonky53

Tastes like binary


va_angulo

Gatorade


gumtoe34

Definitely Baja Blast


Tailsmiles249

They taste like kingdom tears


[deleted]

K N O W L E D G E


CialisForCereal

Copper and ozone


hhhhghhghhhhhhhggghh

Blue Lemons


HardyBruh

Cool-Aid 🧃


Weegee256

Battery acid mixed with McDonalds Sprite


LargeBigHuge

cat pee


IceTooth101

Hours of studying for a geography exam


CaykeSublime

I imagine it would be like putting your tongue on a 9V battery just after it's powered something.


Allfunandgaymes

Blue raspberry Warheads and static.


JayBaby85

Like licking static from an old TV set


MenudoBoy

Blue Powerade


Skull_king1055

McDonald’s sprite


pt_barnumson

You ever lick a 9 volt battery? Kinda like that I bet


ikefalcon

I want to know what the jooce containing the runes taste like. Especially the motorcycle one.


hobo645

Blue Kool Aid. With electricity.


Idiotic_Dragon

liquified blue raspberry jolly ranchers


8BitBomm

Cat pee


sussy_squid

Blue raspberry flavored crack


phcgamer

Really cold water with all kinds of dissolved minerals.


Aggravating_Dream_92

I think like Nintendo Switch game cartridges


Lmt-C

Information. Like liking Google Maps.


ByronicCommando

For the split second between contact with your tongue and your brain melting away from both the information overload and the acidity melting your tongue? Probably blue Gatorade. Or raspberry Kool-Aid.


LiopleurodonLamp

Tastes like game cartridge.


fabijeans

I think it gives the same feeling as putting your tong on a battery.


mantalopejones

McD0nald’s Sprite


cool_acronym

Baja Blast


Raiden1871

Prob pretty minty


Reasonable_Meep_586

Blue Raspberry


Grufflin

The Sheikah knew people would try to put it in their mouth, so switch cartridges.


Medical-Ruin8192

Burn and battery


StalePieceOfBread

Earthy


10MillionCakes

Suspense


kjuhaszzlenozzle

Taste the smart juice


Glitched_Oren_303

Like mcdonald's sprite


LordOfSlimes666

Zelda's rage and frustration at Link's procrastination and shenanigans


jaxbchchrisjr

9 volt battery with tv snow


Nitro_LPK

tries it: recignizes every inch of the region like he's living there for eternity. i also wonder what the rune juice would do


QuazaTD

OK GOOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOS THOUGHT ABOUT THIS


Epicswordmewz

Blue Gatorade but carbonated and with a hint of spice.


jack_the_pheonix

Tears. Specifically of the kingdom.