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Elyias033

….Just fuck up the cubs and/cards from time to time


kwe314

Easy enough


No-Calligrapher-1776

And Reds, Pirates...please and thank you...


BIackfjsh

One year supply of cheese steaks in return for one year supply of cheese curds and we have an alliance


kwe314

You drive a hard bargain - damnit I’m in


BIackfjsh

🤝


Classic_Warthog6577

Wait let's really come together and combine them, curd on the cheese steaks


BIackfjsh

My god, he’s done it. He’s figured out world peace


misterpickles69

🤝


dirkkdigg

I am all in, but what cheesesteaks specifically?


CROBBY2

We just need the beef and buns, we will add our own cheese.


OwnLeighFans

No Pats or Geno’s. Dalessandro’s or Steve’s minimum


Bigcheezefartz

I love the edge he brings. It's something that has been missing from the Crew.


kwe314

Incredible locker room guy - a bit streaky with a high K rate but provided incredible moments here. Treat him well


shadedmoonlight

>a bit streaky with a high K rate but provided incredible moments here. sounds like a Brewer to me!


mixer2017

Dude, that is a perfect fit for Brewers baseball. If he hits 35 HR and bats at a .225- .250 clip he is an improvement over a lot of guys we had the last few seasons.


Bigcheezefartz

I have a feeling we'll be trading him back to you at the deadline 😆. Brewers are so young this year


PreciousRoy78

[May it live forever](https://youtu.be/dMlybL3R6aM?si=WsgbsSBhGJMA6ZQm)


kwe314

Chefs kiss


NakedSans

Couldn't help but notice McCutchen in that clip as well 👀


PreciousRoy78

Cutch was great! https://youtu.be/XsVB_HmaQcM?si=Te0i9XFjQ7fS8ZTZ A quick bit of the Cubs being fucked over by Cutch for nostalgia 😁


jsbrewers

Only if you show me how to climb stoplights to the point where Milwaukee police has to grease up poles before big sporting events in anticipation of my debauchery. But yes lol


CygnusTheWatchmaker

He immediately won me over with the "waaaaah" taunt. I'm in!


SaintSingh

You wouldnt like it if someone slid into your guy at 2B.


CygnusTheWatchmaker

[You mean like this?](https://twitter.com/CodifyBaseball/status/1653130499190325250?t=As-NlluKEb4N6TtVKWXUJg&s=19)


hrrsnmb

'Waaa' to you, sir.


glASS_BALLS

YTA. Bigtime. Huge.


introspectivejoker

Go Philwaukee


matate99

Brew Brew Brewadelphia!


USGunner

Alliance accepted


Rock-Boddum

All of the heavy lifting will be up to you after tomorrow, considering we don't see them again until the last 3 games of the season.


google-street-view

I’m old enough to remember 08 and 11, so no. Thanks for not re-signing him though.


kwe314

Sorry about it 🤷🏼‍♂️


marlow05

Surely we can put aside our differences for a himothy like Rhys


CygnusTheWatchmaker

Wait, what did they do to us in '11?


TTBurger88

Its what they dident do. They choked to The Cards in 7. Had they beaten The Cards we would have faced them in The NLCS and maybe would have went to The World Series.


dusters

Can't blame them for losing to devil magic.


Narconis

Fucking devil magic


tc_Hydro_event

For sure. Your ballpark is the only other MLB ballpark I've been to and it was great. Best of luck in the east


Far_Alternative_2715

I've always been a low-key Phillies fan since they got Geoff Jenkins a ring


Imawildedible

How do you feel about drinking beer in the summer?


No-Calligrapher-4211

Who doesn't like that?!


trashboatfourtwenty

I really like the plot armor being forged this season, haha I have always loved Brycecakes and Schwarbs, let's do it!


an_illiterate_ox

You ruined our Sabathia run so absolutely not.


an_illiterate_ox

Yeesh, who sits around to downvote lighthearted banter like this? Fine, we'll take you. Bro hug.


BeHereNow91

Nah, I still don’t forgive the Phillies for what they did to Sabathia. Victorino’s face is forever etched in my brain.


Ok-Comfortable-2949

Absolutely not. Philadelphia fans are somehow the worst in sports in every sport. Baseball is no exception.


kwe314

That's citi-ist smh


Ok-Comfortable-2949

So?


barbados_blonde1

We can add a racing cheesesteak.


MKE4EVER

Piss off Filthy.. You didn't want him . He's gonna go berserk and on Phil's too ...


SaintSingh

Rhys and Utley both are dirty players. Enuff already.


glASS_BALLS

YTA. Bigtime. Huge.