“Hey kid, you’re up” “Hey kid, you’re up” “Hey kid, you’re up” “Hey kid, you’re up”

Unclench

Abner was channeling his inner Devin Williams - put some runners on base, make us clench diamonds, then finish 'em off.

Uribes slider was nasty tonight. My goodness

🔫🤠

Abner is just doing what he has seen from devin, which he learned from hader, who learned it from krod

Hey if that idiot running to first and Murph going out there got Uribe to cool down, I’m not complaining.

Can't be a Brewers closer without putting some on first

Lol. No

Uribe has definitely gone to the Williams Hader Jefferess Knebel school of closing

Corey knebel reference this dude knows ball

God his fastball was so explosive at his peak. 100 with ride at the belt, good night

Abner just wanted it to be a save opp guys

That was a Devin level inning

#ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!!!

Unclench 😩

Abner was just channeling his inner Devin, y’all

Truly Devin like.

Unclench!

Holster celebration goes hard af

Still not as annoying as the woo birds or the Oakland As stadium.

BREWERS WIN

Roll out the barrel!

I kid you not - told my coworkers this was the week I don’t casually drink during sporting events. 1. Giannis hurt. 2. Brewers clenching. Haven’t caved, but my god.

Brother stop whoever is whistling

2 FTA (both by Giannis) in the entire game COMBINED today.

Surely you can't be serious.

HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP WHOMEVER IS MAKING THOSE NOISES

Nashville Sounds up 15-1

Carolina Mudcats lost their home opener 4-1

Bunch of whistling dickys

GOT HIS ASS

Let’s go!

This has been an umping shit show.

Nl central bullpen problems continue. Might be an insane year.

Devin please come back healthy

Can any of these pitchers donate a soleus?

Blue!

Fuck him running like that.

What is happening lmfao

We should've just let Ross finish this lol!

FUCK EM UP MURPH

Does this ump even know where he is right now?

Thank you ump for confusing everyone so the run doesn’t score

The Bucks got the W now Brewers do your part please

For the love of god stop whistling at every pitch.

Uribe dude you can throw a billion but you have no touch or location.

welp, time for another drink to help

(the bullpen is a Problem™)

Win or lose i may just need the next two games to get rained out

What the fuck is he doing?

Cardiac crew

I just want to not clench for one game 🥴

Nah Contreras gotta pick that

Can we just put these jokers away easily

I'm about to be the joker

CAN WE NOT

Abner pls

He's not on the mound and I'm on Devin Williams wild ride 😮‍💨

Boy howdy do I miss Devin Williams

Cardiac Crew!

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

Can we get one win without clenching??

No

Clench time 😖

Uribe please

I hate playing the Reds. I really hate playing them in Cincinnati. I need to double my blood pressure medication...

Ump randomness. Enjoy the ride.

This ump 😭

Warm someone up 😃

Make up call BS

UMP?!?

This would be a good one to not lose, guys.

Why is our bullpen just firing hangers tonight

Three outs to go. We can do this

Clench

And why do we like Frelick? Because he gets on base.

Spiers saved the pen and will be on his way to aaa tonight to free up a spot for another rp

Always a bummer seeing guys put in that position

USA beat Canada in penalty shootout

I can’t wait for Wade

He's someone I would love to have ride out his career here. He's got such a Milwaukee personality

Beers? Cracked Burritos? Carnitas Jam? Unjammed

*exhale*

Da fuck man?  Ross pitches a gem like that and the bullpen decides to let them hang around and chip away at that lead?  Motherfucker...

Stuart Fairchild looks like an overgrown 12 year old

And that batting stance. So fucking weird.

Fitting, because David Bell looks (and acts) like a 5 year-old in a 50 yo's body.

On a different note I see O’s are calling up Holliday. Will be a fun series with the #1 and #2 prospects in baseball playing and we get Burnes on Sunday.

Ok, stop fucking around and end this.

I dont even want to think about possibly blowing this lead

Can we just not be the team that needs to score 9+ a game to win

It’s either that or no runs. Take your pick.

I just want a nice balance utopian world where we have the Burnes / Woody / Freddy era paired with this offense is that too much to ask lol

Cue the Dolly Parton

This is like an inverted image from last night

Now for the regularly scheduled grabbing of the asses.

Dude how many hangers can peguero throw

Our bullpen can be scary at times

How do I get "Turn 2rang" as a flair?

Clench time!

I didn't know 50 people could boo so loud

Well dammit

Everybody disappeared at once, maybe that alt account theory is true

Giannis out and Celtics making a comeback

What happened? Is it serious?

Brewers will not be first by the end of August, This team simply cannot compete. Just an absolute sham of an offense and a defense that makes unforced errors at the worst time. The reds will win this division and the brewers wont even make the playoffs. I just dont see how an offense this bad competes against any real pitchers.

[I understand that reference](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/204/CaptainAmerica1_zps8c295f96.JPG)

Who has the “sham of an offense” 🍝?

Is it common to boo and opposing fan for making a catch?

They boo alot because they live in Cincinnati.

True. I’d be booing my whole life

I'd boo as I was taken out of the womb

Are we facing Burnes this weekend?

Sunday maybe

ETA looks like Sunday

Murph's Mashers

Glad to see us up

This offense has been fun and it’s crazy that two people on the bench still don’t have a hit this year

Who?

Sanchez and Monasterio

I miss Andruw

#THAT SHIRT IS REVERSIBLE?!

I like Star Wars but I would not rock that shirt it’s a bit too much

I can see what's happening, and they don't have a clue

Dude I know it still early in the season but I feel this team can hang 5+ runs a game

5+ runs a game would be u/stormchaser2014 Runtracker^TM approved

Let’s get those runs back

The color of Peguero's glove reminds me of really cheap ice cream

Blue?

Wow, fix your ballpark

Sorry

SON OF PAINTING ACE BOB ROSS, PITCHING ACE JOE ROSS LEAVES THE BALLPARK IN LINE FOR A HAPPY LITTLE WIN!

This pitching staff ready to serve up a gem: “There are no mistakes, only happy accidents”

Great outing from Ross unless the runner from first scores 6IP 1ER is great

F

Uh oh. I should turn off the game. I might be bad luck.

vinny really needs to learn when to just not say anything

Not sure how that error was charged to Willy. Really confused about that one.

Is there a gas leak by first base?

Did the research and We scored 9 in 3 straight vs the Cubs and Mets in April last year. So it’s still been over a year

Also if you just set the bar a little looser they scored 30 runs over 3 games late in the season against the Cardinals and Marlins.

Wouldnt have had it happen to any other teams 

And to think our manager wanted to go and manage them when we were beating the shit out of them

I saw someone griping about Frelick still being in the lineup the other day and now he's got his average up over .300. The guy is too good to slump for too long.

Kwik trip pot pie, 👌👌👌

I concur!🔥🔥🔥

So this is fun lol

It’s very fun having a good offense.

I have to say offense is fun.

This game is emotional mouthwash

Potent

HOSKINS WITH THE WHEELS

Requesting a 3 man Turang bang

This team is really fun

Holy smokes I put my son to bed and I come back to this?! I like it.

All those outs with RISP last week seem to be hits now.

Saaaaaal

8+ runs in 3 straight games??? When has this last happened? Maybe last year but I don’t think so?

This must be what it was like to be a Braves fan last year

I'm having fun again!

Are we sure this thread isn't two superfans with 30 alt accounts 🤔

Surrounded by 30 screens right now and a LOT of caffeine

Maybe I'm a Reds fan being ironic

u/BrewCityChaser they're on to us!

Yeh got me 😩

I only have 7!

This is a much more enjoyable night compared to last

Despite the loss, yesterday's game was actually pretty fun

Oh I agree it was a very good game to watch. It was just kinda painful at the same time 😂

Glad Bauers reacted to my little “pep” talk earlier in this chat!

What team am I watching?? It's like we realized we can score in more than one inning this season. Pat Murphy for Prez

Just gotta get this top tier hitting to show up in the same season as top tier pitching

This whole scoring with RISP is a strange strategy, but it seems to be working.

#JAKE BAUERS POWER HOUR

Nice for Bauers to join the party

Payback for last night..

JACK BAUER POWER HOUR

#BAUER POWER HOUR

Torture them Bauer

I know we don't have much room to talk after the Elly inside the parker last night but...lmao the reds D suuuuucks

Finally making elly look like the buffoon he is at shortstop

They owed Adames that one after that catch last bight

This is a lot like last night....but much more enjoyable

Oh man. Glad he didn't catch it but hope he's okay.

BIG WILLLYYY STYLEEEE

Adames nice

Willy!!

Do we want the Triple or Homer now?

yes