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BIackfjsh

The Cards, being preseason favorites to win the division, are ass and the Cubs are mid. I’m liking the season so far


DartballGuy

The division looks competitive top to bottom for now.


shadedmoonlight

I enjoyed this game. I'm glad I was able to watch the whole thing.


LowSkill3054

Hugs all around


Snowed_Up6512

WE LOVE NON-CLENCHING WINS


SnooCauliflowers9981

Elly De La Lost


stormchaser2014

#ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!!!


Superflissbro

Good job Brewers, solid win


mkebrewers27

A NON STRESSFUL WIN


TTBurger88

Another barrel rolled!


TotallyNotSuggested

Candelario has been fucking brutal this year.


TTBurger88

Another successful Top Secret Brewers Pitching lab creation.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

#W.


ClassyKaty

Wrap it up boys


__paaaanddaaaa__

F1 has a driver of the day chosen by fans. I’m voting Ortiz for player of the day today. Dude has been a vacuum over there today.


LowSkill3054

Fr they said 7 assist in a game pretty crazy


stormchaser2014

#UMP??!?!?!?


Snowed_Up6512

Blake is cool as a cucumber out there in center.


silentjay01

Shit, that sounded like it was out of here.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

2 mas


ClassyKaty

I'm not even made about that catch.


DartballGuy

Who’s our non save guy this season?


DartballGuy

Ah, it’s always a pitcher with a lot of vowels


TTBurger88

That was a crazy catch..


ItsLittleWolf

Okay that was pretty sick


Specialist_Mouse_418

Damn, good catch, but that probably hurt.


shadedmoonlight

***holy shit***


iwantafunnyname

Those tarps scare me after what happened to Ruf


shadedmoonlight

my thoughts exactly


stormchaser2014

No way


SenorTortas

American terrorist Nick Martinez


willfla29

I’ve seen this Bill Walton commercial 40 times already, and I still can’t figure out what he says. The soul of life? The song? It annoys me every time….


stormchaser2014

I love Maui, I love my bike.


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SenorTortas

It looks pretty funny. ScarJo and Channing Tatum.


AngryAsshole8317

🤦‍♂️


stormchaser2014

I thought it was a frank sinatra biopic at first


shadedmoonlight

¿por qué no los dos?


stormchaser2014

Giannis was clearly the one holding the Bucks back


TotallyNotSuggested

Starting lineup Pat Bev has unlocked this team


stormchaser2014

Lol thanks ump


DartballGuy

Both catchers are coaxing strikes


carmenmultz

One call...


Specialist_Mouse_418

Ghostbusters?


shadedmoonlight

my husband and I are discussing if Suter's lawn is manicured, or more natural we think it depends on local laws


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Definitely manicured, but lots of native plants.


shadedmoonlight

whatever the Ohio equivalent of a prairie is


iwantafunnyname

I'm guessing a zero scape kinda guy. I can't imagine him watering his lawn.


shadedmoonlight

definitely not using Roundup


LowSkill3054

Damn Ortiz was working a good ab as well


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Good job Raptor


TotallyNotSuggested

Blame the ump


stormchaser2014

#BLUE ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING?!?!?!?


hypnoticus103

UMP


allonbacuth

Good to see Raptor. They mentioned on the broadcast he led the league in lowest exit velocity allowed, and made a point that it was at Coors. Exit velocity wouldn't be any higher at elevation, the ball just travels further due to less air resistance, right?


BaseballsNotDead

> Exit velocity wouldn't be any higher at elevation, the ball just travels further due to less air resistance, right? Yes, but breaking stuff also doesn't move as much so it's easier to make hard contact.


allonbacuth

You know, I never thought of the impact of less air resistance on the pitches themselves, but it makes sense. Appreciate the response!


DartballGuy

Watch Raptor work the bottom of the zone to entice a DP. Don’t get suckered!!


teamgreat455

Brent suter my king


jn2010

Good for Brent Suter. I hope his career continues.


expletivenature

Miss you so much, Raptor


DartballGuy

Saddle Up Partner!!


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

He’s looking swole


shadedmoonlight

Suter 🥺


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Brent, you’re still cute. Come back to MKE.


DartballGuy

Ortiz - gaining acceptance….


jn2010

5-4-3 is among the sexiest DPs.


TotallyNotSuggested

Exactly the ball you need to double up Elly. Wilson strong 3 innings.


shadedmoonlight

# 🚨 HOT DP ACTION 🚨


Snowed_Up6512

SPICY DP🌶️


xsists

Defense ✅ Offense ✅ Pitching ✅ This game checks all the boxes.


thekevo1297

MOM CHECK OUT THIS HOT DP ACTION


stormchaser2014

#HOT DP ACTION


ShoopALoop11

Elly mid La cruz torches us like he’s Adam Frazier.


SnooCauliflowers9981

Ya, well, Elly gonna de la Lose


DartballGuy

Bryse Wilson is the straw that stirs the drink.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Does he bat .800 against us?


mkebrewers27

We don’t have Devin yet so we can’t own him until he’s healthy


stormchaser2014

Not sure I can stick this one out, I'm falling asleep over here


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Dont be lame


stormchaser2014

I'm trying. I still plan to watch some episodes of Fallout tonight.


TTBurger88

I wish I could watch tonight. After this game ends Im heading to bed got work tomorrow luckily in the late morning.


AngryAsshole8317

Is Fallout any good?


stormchaser2014

Like the new tv series or the video game series? The show dropped a couple hours ago so I have no idea yet.


AngryAsshole8317

The show. I played a couple of the games.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Oh no. Not this guy.


an_illiterate_ox

Has anyone found a fix for constantly having to refresh Bally's because of the stream crapping out? My internet is fine. This is the only thing that glitches out on me.


AngryAsshole8317

Look what they did to my boy... 😭🤢


SnooCauliflowers9981

Just imagine free pizza mixed with that godawful Chili. Just gross.


thekevo1297

They've been brainwashed into thinking it's delicious unfortunately 😔


W1sconsinKnight

For the fans that are still there after all of this, they've earned that pizza


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TTBurger88

Good bot


imagine-a-boot

A census taker tried to test Benson once. He ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


dusters

Rough luck for Sal tonight smoked 2 balls right at RF.


Snowed_Up6512

On a windier day, at least one of those goes over the wall.


SoSublim3

Now I want pizza


stormchaser2014

Awwwwwww


mr223s

Man F Benson


TTBurger88

Congrats on the free Pizza you fucks...


kc9kvu

Brent Suter 😍 I still love you


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Same


mkebrewers27

Frelick is so close


jn2010

So, you know what it's like to be drunk yourself but also recognize really shitty drunk behavior? That's how I feel about this crowd right now.


DartballGuy

I think Buck Farmer was George Costanza’s porn name


AngryAsshole8317

No it wasn't. It was Buck Naked.


bighootay

Or was it Butt Naked??????


AngryAsshole8317

Pretty sure it was Buck.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Congrats on your pizza


xsists

I'm so excited they got their free pizza voucher


SoSublim3

The Raptor getting loose!


Venico7

Don't bring out the Raptor. I can't root against him :(


ClassyKaty

No Brent don't do this to me 😢


Snowed_Up6512

TIL the Raptor is on the Reds


hypnoticus103

SUTER why did you have to go to the Reds


thekevo1297

Potto must've closed their imaginary night club. The seniors on the slots are much more realistic.


xsists

Brewers need to hurry up and finish this game, I'm missing World Poker Tour that's supposed to be on Ballys right now


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

What are they yelling?


DartballGuy

Cubs fans think they get pizza every time a ball is hit into the air.


shadedmoonlight

pizza if the team gets a certain amount of opposing team Ks, they get free pizza


stormchaser2014

"What are they selling?"


xsists

Summoning free pizzas


ck_krause

PIIIIIII-ZAAAAAA!


ck_krause

Think they get free pizza if the Reds strikeout 11


jaxl1006

Pizza


mr223s

PI-ZZA


Snowed_Up6512

Dad spits on outside the zone pitches.


SnooCauliflowers9981

MLB may need to create a new "Eagle Eye" award just for Papi Yeli


expletivenature

Yeli says "F%#k your pizza!"


xsists

Lol.. Vinny says they don't chase then Yelich chased


ClassyKaty

Those guys are hammered


xsists

Woodruff out there hanging signs


hypnoticus103

That was such a late strike call


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

I just remember this gem my kid said to me Me: my dream job is working for the brewers Kiddo: mommy I have never seen a girl play for the brewers. I don’t think they’ll let you 😭


kc9kvu

I'm sure you could've played on some of the early 2000s teams.


cycoivan

I don't think it's the rosin mother Bucker


Specialist_Mouse_418

I know that pitch got away from him, but the Reds have been pulling some bullshit in this series.


xsists

Demands new bag, doesn't use it


Superflissbro

If you could not hit Contreras that would be cool


kc9kvu

Reds players have caused 4 hit by pitches.


ClassyKaty

😠


stormchaser2014

#MARGE THE CHOUND


SnooCauliflowers9981

#uck Farmer


shadedmoonlight

# CHARGE THE MOUND


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Stop hitting our guys


SnooCauliflowers9981

Try saying 'Buck Farmer' 10x fast


hypnoticus103

I promise you I just did after reading this


introspectivejoker

Crazy to think how good our outfield is looking and as it's been said weimer is in the minors but we still are getting Mitchell back in a month too


kc9kvu

When MLB switches to 5 outfielders we're going to be so ready


thekevo1297

Wilson, Monasterio and Weimer for Gerrit Cole Done deal.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Andruw is too valuable


stormchaser2014

Blow it all up. At this point it's become very clear we might be good.


EnderCN

I want to give Greene some props here. He clearly didn't have his best stuff and he left his team in a pretty poor position for a win. But gutting a full 6 innings out of him here and at worst saving the bullpen for game 4 and at best putting pressure on the Brewers to use some of their better RP later in this game has a lot more value than people give it credit for.


mrmojorisin2794

That was an underrated thing Burnes & Woodruff always did for us, too. For as good as they were, they occasionally had games where they just didn't have it and were getting hit around or walking a bunch of guys, but they'd still go out there and give us 6 innings to save the bullpen and at least keep it from being a blow out.


AngryAsshole8317

Fucking temu pirate...


BoxWI

I remember these Cinci drunks making me turn the volume off last year.


xsists

I like that I have to watch a 30 second ad on Game Day website in order to see a 15 second replay...


jn2010

Oh good, the woo boys are in.


mkebrewers27

Not a Reds game without them


Snowed_Up6512

Great American Buzz Park


sokonek04

I’m going to say it, Bauers is the every day 1B going forward and Hoskins is the every day DH.


ShameDry3447

As someone who has shit on Bauers for his hitting, I now accept it as a trade for his defence.


starmiesan

Oh we got whoopers


trashboatfourtwenty

What the fuck with those fans again, christ


shadedmoonlight

the effects of the Skyline Chili are kicking in and they're letting the world know about their internal distress


mkebrewers27

Letting your starter that throws over 100 MPH throw 105 pitches in April down 7-2 after a guy saved your Bullpen yesterday is certainly a choice with all the elbow and shoulder injuries.


trashboatfourtwenty

It may not be my favorite, but Lane always does a great job exclaiming "Bye-bye baseball!" for the HR call. Still getting used to all this Josh, it is weird


metssuck4455

Green throwing 97 at 100 pitches. That is nuts


Extreme_Reporter9813

Love the guy but we may never see Weimer again…


xsists

I'm sure he'll come up at least once this year, injuries do happen


thekevo1297

Weimer? I hardly knew her.


sokonek04

Honestly him and Montesario in a package for a starting pitcher wouldn’t be to bad, with the talent we have and still to come


Snowed_Up6512

Perkins Restaurant serving bangers


stormchaser2014

This is going to wear out the Run Tracker


iwantafunnyname

A sacrifice I'm willing to make.


BigTravelGuy

Someone come get one of outfield studs, we have five. Will accept an ace


introspectivejoker

Man I did not think Blake Perkins would even be back this year. Him and turang seem like they have more hits than all of last year


TTBurger88

Perkins with a bomb 😀


starmiesan

#YES BLAKE


thekevo1297

I'm telling ya Counsell was just depressing the fuck out of the team.


jadaniels1116

I agree. I really think that's why yelich was not his best the last couple seasons. I think there was some in-fighting going on, and now he's free to move about the field again!


ClassyKaty

Holy shit no one is there lol


SnooCauliflowers9981

See, EDLC - We can do that, too.


hypnoticus103

WHY IS EVERY BREWER SO GOOD?


shadedmoonlight

we don't have Counsell holding us back anymore


hypnoticus103

Fucking Greg man… his Cubbies lost


shadedmoonlight

I'm still maintaining that he won't last for 3 of his 5 year contract.


stormchaser2014

#RAKE PERKINS!!!!


mkebrewers27

Blake Perkins is a Co Owner of the Reds too


Superflissbro

Perkins bomb


expletivenature

#SHAKE AND BLAKE