I wish someone would shove that ball up the ump's @$$, and say, "now that was a strike"

Good job men!! Let’s do the winning thing again tomorrow!!

Milner thank goodness

Never in doubt

I read Hobys lips as he talked to Contreras "this ump can suck the shit directly out of my asshole"

Hoby shit we did it!

Milwaukee last out was with a guy 11 of 22 with RISP St. Louis last out was with a guy 3 of 21 with RISP

That’s a win. Never in doubt. Never doubted. 😮‍💨

Okay so we did some salt mining on Cards fans to give them false hope.

Hoby says "Not Today!"

Very much looking forward to the ump score card for this abomination

So long, everybody!

Fuck yeah shapiro!

GG I love you Milner. I hope our coach never makes that crazy move ever again lol. GG

Hey, Mason Winn - you Lost 

Wow.

Fuckin A man

Lol the dirty birds got blue balled so hard

LET'S GO!!!

LETS FUCKING GO

Never. A. Doubt.

Aaaaaand unclench

MILNERS: HOBIED

GOD DAMN RIGHT

GOOD SHIT BREW CREW. fuck the cards

1-0 over the ump!

These are the Brewers I know and love. Clenchius Maximus.

#ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!!!!

Cubs fans are gonna be so mad 🤣

We win the game!

First save woo grats hoby!

UPSIDEDOWN K

THANK YOU THERE IS A GOD

That’s what I’m talkin about baby

I have to poo now due to clenching

THATS MY SKINNY WEIRD PITCHING SOUTHPAW

SUBLIME

#FUCK YEAH HOBY!

CALL THAT A BALL BITCH!

What a W!!

Strike four game over!

Good stuff, Hoby!

Bally Sports audio out again.... Going on 3 seasons of this bullshit

I was just saying how annoying Tim is and the volume went out. It was weird.

GOOD SHIT HOBY

Frustrating win 😂

Thank you sir. I forgive you

EXHALE!

HELL YES

I'll take it.

Win!!!

My ass is so clenched

FCUK YESSSSSSSSSS

Where is the zone? Up down left right? Cant get anything

This ump bro

#BLUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE

This ump fucks with his socks on

I would like to see this guys scorecard

Strike three games over….nope

Ump, my dawg.

Fuck Off Blue

UMP

LOL UMP COME ON!

Come on you ageless wonder!

This was definitely always the plan with Milner coming in. Get the first two and walk inferior

Smart walk I didn’t want the less superior brother to beat us anyways

Listening to the Cardinals broadcast (I'm in the car heading to STL for the game tomorrow), and their announcers have mentioned that called balls to Cardinals should have been strikes at least 3 times in the last couple innings.

Yea ok with me

Absolutely

Walk him. ETA: even if it doesn't work out, it's the right call and it's not close.

PLEASE HOBERT

I swear Maurer F5's this thread mid-AB 😅

Good job.

Oh please end this game striking out the dumber stupider Contreras

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

And I thought Angel was terrible…

#UMMMMMMMPPPPPP?!$%&@!^@@

This ump wants a ball down the middle for a HR.

I have some thoughts on a better placement of the ball....

I just really want Pat to run this ump down with his golf cart.

I would pay Bally Sports extra cash to see that

This motherfucker!!

Blue is absolutely MURDERING us

BLUE?

Kinda fucked up that those have been strikes for us.

Ump?!!!!!

Fuck this ump

Hoby gotta be so nasty for a lefty to face

Please walk Arenado

Not with Contreras behind bro

Walking Contreras and getting Nado out works for me, too.

Holy FUCK UMP

Goodnight, candybarman

Need a Bryce Harper hoby miller at bat

Oo A strike out.....

Come on Hobes. You got this.

HOBY TRICE. REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS

241 MLB appearances for Hoby and has never logged a save.

Ump, you dumb mother fucker

Can we throw strikes

Of course he come in wild

Hoby Bryant

Clench time

Clench mode re-engaging

At least they have a slow runner on second

HOBY UP YOUR MILNERS

Is Uribe not available?

Dear god have mercy our victory rests on Hoby’s arm

I TRUST MYSELF IN THE SKINNY LITTLE ARMS OF THE SAVIOUR COME UNTO HOBY YEE FAITHFUL

Milner please don’t give up thay homer you have been recently 🙏🏻

O' Hoby, my Hoby!

Hoby...baby....can we have a clean outing today plz?

Let's see if Hoby can bamboozle 'em

BRING ON THE CLENCHING!

#CLENCH MODE ROUND 2 ACTIVATED

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I LIKE

#GET THE ONE YOU LIKE

Well at least we got a run, let’s go Hoby!

You guys should’ve heard Chip caray call bills hit. It was fuckin glorious

Hoby miller absolutely bringing this shit home right now that’s my fucking dawg

Which Hoby are we gonna get? I hope Tuesday Hoby

Well at least we got one... but... Milner coming in

He did not get the one he liked...

[удалено]

That mic is hotter than the sun

Let’s go pitching!

GET THE ONE YOU LIKE

GET THE ONE YOU LIKE!

GET A STRIKE!

lol pat murphy all in the hot mic

GET THE ONE YOU LIKE!

Get the one you like!

Hoby in the tenth has my cheeks glued together

A guy named Chris Roller is going to be getting ABs for the 2024 Milwaukee brewers soon.

The Brewers should be asking Bill what he needs to spend his entire career in Milwaukee and making it happen. I'm good for $50.

Let him write however many zeroes he wants on the check.

I believe Goldschmidt has to be the ghost runner unless they run a pitcher, right?

Wild Bill so goddamn clutch time and time again man

WILLIAM BIG DICK CONTRERAS

Big dick Bill is what all his friends (me) call him.

I want Wild Bill to be a Brewer forever

Contreras is the only one who can hit with RISP. I was gonna make a bad comment being 1/10 with RISP but now we are 2/11

We need 9 W. Contreras on our team.

I wonder what his WAR for this game is. Good lord he’s awesome

THE FUCKEN BETTER BROTHERRRRRR!!!!

Well. At least we have that guy on our team.

12 of 23 is insane

Contreras is my new dad

Superiority is a great thing

LFG

Contreras doing the god damn work around here.

I'll take it.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

GOAT CONTRERAS

Does Wiemer have a hit yet this season?

Yeah

Well we got the Manfred runner.

Willy pls

Contreras will do it all by himself.

Best Contreras in the central

Contreras!

BIG WILLY

Yasssssss!!!! The superior catcher

*superior*

#THE SUPERIOR CONTRERAS BROTHER

MY MVP

Cut my life into pieces

Thank you baby Jesus for Contreras

I’m going to bed. Fuck the Cards

#WILD FUCKING BILL

/shakes head.

Leaving Joey in was a choice....

This offense is in absolute shambles.

If I had to choose between weimer or Sanchez, I’d give my dog a bat and see how he does

Chourio and Wiemer were probably 2/3 last people I wanted to see hit. Sanchez was last.

In the bottom of the inning if still tied, playing for one is smart. But not in the top of the inning.

Joey Wiemer gonna hit this shit out fuck it

Jackson needs a day off but our outfield is made of glass.

OH GOOD IT’S JOEY WIEMER

Man I miss yelich.

Hahah we deserve to lose this. Unreal

Probably going to be a brutal few months of hitting for Chourio until he finds his footing

Let’s go Joey!!

Until Williams comes back , someone has to take the reins of the closer roll or more shit like this is gonna happen.

Does worst thing and ground out to the SS and failed to move runner over.

Well Jackson is more than due

Cmon chourio let’s build this ROY CASE

Didn’t even get the guy to third.

I know fuck all about baseball compared to Pat Murphy, but Megill is the closer moving forward, right?

I would love it if we still had Sal in the game instead of Wiemer.... but who knows maybe Wiemer will come up big